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BigDaddyCool
10-27-2004, 02:00 PM
I was watching Raw with my brother. Please note, my brother doesn't like wrestling, infact he probably hates it. But he was watching anyways cause there was nothing better to do. Oh course he starts in about how dumb it is. He brought up a good point, in wrestling, a guy can't get a hair cut or change his image without some dumb ass expliantion (this comes from Bischoff getting his head shaved at Taboo Tuesday, and also how Bischoff is starting to grow a beard).

Nathan (my brother) acting like Bischoff said, "Hey Vince tomorrow I think I'm going to get a hair cut."

As Vince, "Why do I care?"

As Bischoff, "I mean like shave off, I'm going for a new look."

Vince, "Oh ok.........oh, wait, hell no. You can just get a hair cut, what will the fans think. You have lose a match to that one guy we make act like a retard."

Bischoff, "No, it is ok, I'll just go down the barber shop."

Vince, "Oh no you don't. We have to make this take at least a month, and we will get that one black guy to put on a dress too, that makes prefect since. The fan will never believe you know where a barber shop is."

Bischoff, "But Jericho got his hair cut."

Vince, "Yeah, why do you think we fined him?"

Aussie Skier
10-27-2004, 02:03 PM
christian changed his hair without explanation

but i see where ur coming from
however, saying wrestling is ridiculous because of that point is kinda weak...there are plenty of other reasons why wrestling is ridiculous

Mayo
10-27-2004, 02:04 PM
Test got a haircut without an explanation
Same with Big Show when he first changed his hair a few times

BigDaddyCool
10-27-2004, 02:09 PM
Test got a haircut without an explanation
Same with Big Show when he first changed his hair a few times

No, Stacey Kielber was all like Test, we are going to change your image. She made he get a hair cut, and then started calling his fans Testicals or something.

Angle shave Bigshow bald last 3 weeks ago.

Though they never did have Christian explain why he shaved his hair. But they did with Nash.

Anyhow, I wasn't trying to prove a point, I was just trying to be funny.

Pepsi Man
10-27-2004, 02:47 PM
That's stupid. Often in cases of hair vs. hair, it's the promoter that goes to the worker anyway. Besides, I've seen plenty of slight chanes in wrestlers never "explained", the first one I can think of is blonde Sting to dark-haired Sting in 1996, and I'm not talking about crow Sting either. There was one between blonde buzz cut and crow.

John la Rock
10-27-2004, 02:50 PM
Christian cut his hair after winning the vacant IC title. He came out on the Highlight Reel with the belt as well as a new image and style.

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Fignuts
10-27-2004, 02:52 PM
Posted by bigdaddycool
Bischoff, "But Jericho got his hair cut."

Vince, "Yeah, why do you think we fined him?"
lol

Corkscrewed
10-27-2004, 03:06 PM
^ lol seconded. :lol:

El Santo
10-27-2004, 06:13 PM
Christian cut his hair after winning the vacant IC title. He came out on the Highlight Reel with the belt as well as a new image and style.

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Yeah, I think that was all explained how he had been "inspired" by the Rock.

Head
10-27-2004, 10:39 PM
Big Show, Christian, Marc Mero, Val Venis, Undertaker, The Rock, JBL, The Hurricane, and Steven Richards are just a few guys I can think of off the top of my head who have changed their hair without any explanation.

Just because a change is look can sometimes be used for storyline purposes doesn't mean they always, or even usually are.

CosaNostra
10-27-2004, 10:55 PM
Usually I find it happens when guys are out injured for a long while or a fed switch or something and then make a comeback with a different look.

Funky Fly
10-27-2004, 11:03 PM
Big Show, Christian, Marc Mero, Val Venis, Undertaker, The Rock, JBL, The Hurricane, and Steven Richards are just a few guys I can think of off the top of my head who have changed their hair without any explanation.

Just because a change is look can sometimes be used for storyline purposes doesn't mean they always, or even usually are.
I believe in the case of Show, Xtian, Venis, Taker, JBL, Hurricane and Richards they were victims of the "cut your hair" trend that the management was pushing.

Mero had a gimmick change, and as far as I can recall, I've never seen a boxer with long flowing hair. Rock's Flex Kavana hair was just stupid, and then he started graduallymaking it look less flamboyant. Then he started going bald.

Mayo
10-28-2004, 12:57 AM
No, Stacey Kielber was all like Test, we are going to change your image. She made he get a hair cut, and then started calling his fans Testicals or something.

Angle shave Bigshow bald last 3 weeks ago.

Though they never did have Christian explain why he shaved his hair. But they did with Nash.

Anyhow, I wasn't trying to prove a point, I was just trying to be funny.My mistake, I bow down to Big Daddy :) With Big Show however, he cut his hair short once or twice I believe during his time in the WWE and nothing was mentioned.

Hey now that I look at your user name, what about Kevin Nash when he had his gay blonde hair for The Punisher? :p

BigDaddyCool
10-28-2004, 01:00 AM
Hey now that I look at your user name, what about Kevin Nash when he had his gay blonde hair for The Punisher? :p

That went without saying, which is the exact reason I didn't say it.

Anyhow, my point was to be funny.

Fox
10-28-2004, 03:17 AM
Anyhow, I wasn't trying to prove a point, I was just trying to be funny.

:lol:

:-\

:|

BigDaddyCool
10-28-2004, 01:37 PM
:lol:

:-\

:|

You are gay.

Mike the Metal Ed
10-28-2004, 03:19 PM
What about Bradshaw in 2003?

Innovator
10-28-2004, 03:23 PM
I believe in the case of Show, Xtian, Venis, Taker, JBL, Hurricane and Richards they were victims of the "cut your hair" trend that the management was pushing.

Mero had a gimmick change, and as far as I can recall, I've never seen a boxer with long flowing hair. Rock's Flex Kavana hair was just stupid, and then he started graduallymaking it look less flamboyant. Then he started going bald.
Actually Taker just wanted to get his haircut.

BigDaddyCool
10-28-2004, 05:29 PM
What about Bradshaw in 2003?

Now that shit did deserve some expliantion, but it probably has to do with him being on MSNBC.

Splaya
10-28-2004, 05:50 PM
Christian cut his hair after winning the vacant IC title. He came out on the Highlight Reel with the belt as well as a new image and style.

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And that's when his peeps began to really hit it off

*thumps his chest and walks off*