Win a 3 min phone call from Faarooq on Ebay

[Shaggy]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2902&item=5133139298&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

I heard The Fugitive mention this in the Q & A area and I just had to see it for my self.

On Ebay a guy is offering a 3 minute phone call from Ron Simmons aka Faarooq. Right now bid is at $50 and from what it says someone has already done this once.

I dont know if I would do this since its alot of money for a 3 minute phone call and a picture. The only good thing would be what he said the money is for.

[CosaNostra]

If he will talk about ANYTHING and not hang up, it might be fun.

"Ron, why do you think a cat's breath smells like catfood?"

[BigDaddyCool]

Hmmmm, 50 bucks for someone to say "damn" to me. But phone sex is cheaper. I might do this some day.

[Dark Kane]

SheltonRules dials up Ron Simmons phone number after winning bid from e-bay:

*rings*
Simmons: Hello?
SheltonRules: Hello, my name is (name here), and I won a contest from e-bay where the winner gets to talk to you for 3 minutes?
Simmons: Who?
SheltonRules: You know um, Ron Simmons, the WWE Superstar who used to go under the name of Farooq, former tag team partner of Bradshaw who happens to be JBL now?
Simmons: Damn, my privacy have been invaded. Who's that fool let out my personal information on e-bay?
(Shelton gives Simmons the web site address where the contest is at)
Simmons: Be right back in a few, I'll be back.
(Simmons leave the phone on hold, comes back a few minutes later)
Simmons: This contest is a prank. They just did this without my permission. I'm suing e-bay, damn....
*Simmons hangs up*

[V]

<i>A one week advance will be required to fit this into Ron’s schedule.</i>

LOL, he has to schedule in 3 minutes of time, that's ridiculous

[MVP]

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[Aussie Skier]

Aussie_Skier: Hey.....
Farooq: Hey.....
Aussie_Skier: Soo.......u like,........stuff?

[Nark Order]

APSA

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LMAO

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC: Hey, this Faaroq?
Ron: Yeah
BDC: My check bounced, you're getting 50 nothing.
Ron: Damn
*click*

[JJ Moore]

Ron: Hello?
JJ: Hey!
Ron: What can I do for you?
JJ: Could you say: Dam, Shit and That is whack?
Ron: Dam! Shit son, you want me to be the token black guy? That is whack!
JJ: :love: Thanks Ron
Ron: What...? DAM! SHIT!
JJ: bye!
Ron: That is whack!

[Gerard]

BDC: Hey, this Faaroq?
Ron: Yeah
BDC: My check bounced, you're getting 50 nothing.
Ron: Damn
*click*


:lol:

[Xero]

**Wins bid**
Farrooq: Yo, what's up?
Me: Hey man...
(5 minuites later after a convo)
Farrooq: Well, that's your five minuites...
Me: Thanks man!
(Click)
**Looks at caller ID, posts number on TPWW**

[thecc]

http://i7.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/9f/22/76_1.JPG
holy crap Ron knows that kid form home improvment :eek:

[Drakul]

If its really Ron Simmons then why does he have to pics with of the same kida and signed them?

[DegenerationY]

I bet it's a recorded message.

[PorkSoda]

Ron: Hello?
Me: Hey, Ron. I won the 3 minute phone conversation contest on Ebay
Ron: Oh, congratulations
Suddenly, the phone goes out and Triple H comes on the line. I guess I can't break the glass phone cieling either.