Rate The Wrestler - Day 74 - "Honest" Abe Lincoln (fake)

[BigDaddyCool]

Blah, blah blah, some bullshit about Edge's score

Anyhow, today we rate the man that did away with slavery in America, and a possibly the best wrestler to ever be President, Honest Abe!

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Day 6: A.J Styles (89)
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Day 8: Owen Hart (95)
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Day 11: "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (84)
Day 12: The Hurricane (76)
Day 13: Brian Pillman (92)
Day 14: John Bradshaw Layfield (46)
Day 15: Taz (82)
Day 16: Bob "Hardcore" Holly (34)
Day 17: Christian (83)
Day 18: Ric Flair (87)
Day 19: Jeff Jarrett (65)
Day 20: Shawn Michaels (92)
Day 21: Ricky "Dragon" Steamboat (90)
Day 22: Kevin Nash (61)
Day 23: Jushin Lyger (88)
Day 24: Brock Lesnar (78)
Day 25: Sting (91)
Day 26: Lex Luger (55)
Day 27: Curt "Mr. Perfect" Henning (91)
Day 28: Andre The Giant (80)
Day 29: Vader (78)
Day 30: Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart (66)
Day 31: Scott Hall (83)
Day 32: Big Vito (60)
Day 33: Hollywood Hulk Hogan (82)
Day 34: Jerry Lynn (83)
Day 35: Kurt Angle (96)
Day 36: Mick Foley (88)
Day 37: Steve Corino (73)
Day 38: Randy Orton (82)
Day 39: Kane (84)
Day 40: John Cena (77)
Day 41: Doink The Clown (78)
Day 42: Arn Anderson (92)
Day 43: Alex Wright (73)
Day 44: Chris Benoit (88)
Day 45: Jamie Noble (73)
Day 46: Harley Race (88)
Day 47: Sean O'Haire (76)
Day 48: Kanyon (83)
Day 49: Triple H (81)
Day 50: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
Day 51: The Rock (92)
Day 52: Val Venis (75)
Day 53: Booker T (84)
Day 54: Eddie Guerrero (91)
Day 55: Sean "X-Pac" Waltman (60)
Day 56: William Regal (89)
Day 57: "Macho Man" Randy Savage (91)
Day 58: The Undertaker (88)
Day:59: Ted DeBiase (95)
Day 60: Jake Roberts (88)
Day 61: "Phycho" Sid Vicious (51)
Day 62: Lance Storm (85)
Day 63: Petey Williams (79)
Day 64: Al Snow (81)
Day 65: Jeff Hardy (69)
Day 66: Bill Goldberg (64)
Day 67: Matt Hardy V.1 (82)
Day 68: "American Dragon" Brian Danielson (84)
Day 69: CM Punk (82)
Day 70: Hayabusa (87)
Day 71: Buff Bagwell (56)
Day 72: "The Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington (90)
Day 73" Edge (79)

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[FakeLaser]

He was pretty agile for a big man.

8.8

[Nark Order]

Ring attire was simply fucking amazing. Remember that time he pulled the midget out of his hat??

10

[Funky Fly]

Ring ability: 8
Overness: 10
Work rate: 10
Politics: 10
Mic skill: 10
Overall rank: 9.6

[BigDaddyCool]

I would give him 10, but he was a huge politician, so down to 7 he goes. But his fued with the South puts him back up to a 9. I mean, that fued was revolutionary.

(God puns suck)

[CosaNostra]

Abe has credibility issues. He lost a loser-must-die match to jobber John Wilkes Boothe; who had to use a gunin order to finish the match. That is disgraceful.

5

[Funky Fly]

*mod magic*

[BigDaddyCool]

Abe has credibility issues. He lost a loser-must-die match to jobber John Wilkes Boothe; who had to use a gunin order to finish the match. That is disgraceful.

5

I don't see how you can pin that against Lincoln, JWB screwed him, Lincoln didn't screw Lincoln.

[Innovator]

I mean here is a man cut down in his prime. Sure he played the politics game but always backed it up.

10 for Abe.

[Kapoutman]

Come on. That guy is like Jim Neidhart, only with a different color of beard. Anything resembling The Anvil gets a 10 from me.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

7. He wasn't bad, but his choke slam was absolutely awful.

[Mister Sinister]

I give him a 9....would of been ten...but he went out, before we ever got to see the most hyped match in history....Abe v. JFK

[El Santo]

A perfect 10

Hell of a manager, but too bad he had to be associated with jobbers like Pope and McClellan before he finally struck main even gold with Tecumseh Sherman and "Unconditional Surrender" Grant.

Great promo guy. People are till talking about that "Four score and seven years ago" catchphrase.

And, really, have there ever been better finisher than the Emancipation Proclamation?

[Azriel]

9.5 Taking off points only because his music sucked, cause let's face it, "Hail to the Chief" doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of man.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>10, EASY</font>

[Loose Cannon]

wtf

[Savio]

7
I didn't like the angle where they shot him in his head.....he never really bounced back from that.

[Gone Mad]

9.3, he had the great promo skills, he played face to a T, and for a big man he was agile. His finisher, The Top Hat Drop, was brutal! That and his match with a young Flair was a five star. Oh, and remember.. "I can not tell a lie, but YOUR ASS WILL BE KICKED!" **CROWD POPS**

[BigDaddyCool]

And, really, have there ever been better finisher than the Emancipation Proclamation?

I don't listen to hip hop.

[BigDaddyCool]

But I have to say this, who else is talented enough to be the top face in the Union and top heel in the Confederacy, at the same time...he has to be given some points there.

[Jonster]

:lol:

[samichna]

lol

[MVP]

I remember he put on a five match match against Stephen Douglas in the Senate World Order just before Republican Party Wrestling hired him.

[Sephiroth]

9.5

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO at some of these responses! You guys all get rep after I reply.

[tucsonspeed6]

10. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger...

[Gone Mad]

10. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger...

LMAO I love that movie !

[John la Rock]

10

He was the tallest man to ever succesfully land a SSP

[samichna]

I quote enjoyed his patented "Lincoln Log" penis bulge

[Xero]

10

If only for the fact that his best match was a one hour Wooden Man Match against Ric Flair... It went to a draw, and Lady Mae congratulated both of them.

[Azriel]

:lol: This is too funny not to bump

[BigDaddyCool]

voting closed, Funky, lock this up, and add it to the forum archive.

BTW, Abe rounds out to a 90.9.

[Azriel]

Do FDR next. Afterall, he is the HHH of Presidents :lol:

[Corkscrewed]

lmao. Seriously... he even held people down as a cripple! :eek: