BlackDawn2024
11-08-2004, 01:32 PM
I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone here. First, the 2 biggest myths about movies today.
Myth #1. All Quenton Tarantino Films Are Good
Firstly, anyone who knows me knows I hate that arrogant dick known as Quenton Tarantino. For one thing, he can't even take critizism. If you ever see the episode of Howard Stern where he was talking about Kill Bill( :roll: ), Robin begins to say she doesn't like the film, and he gets all bitchy.
For another thing, this guy stamps his fucking name all over work that isn't his. Hero anyone? He had nothing to do with Hero, but he's got such a hard-on to work with Jet Li, that he'll do anything to get in Li's good spirits.
Finally, what the fuck is with Tarantino's dumbass karate jackets he's always wearing? Tarantino's always walking around like Chachi in the final season of Happy Days with his satin kung-fu jacket. I don't know who's worse, Tarantino or his little zombie group of fanboy lovers.
Myth #2. All Kevin Smith Movies Are Good
As a person who loves comic books, Kevin Smith is a cancer to the world of comics. Smith is so quick to jump ships. When he found out his little buddy Ben Affleck was in Daredevil, he proceeded to take little snotty shots at Spider-Man. And of course, his little fanboy club were shaking in their boots over Spider-Man. But then the minute it comes out and does ridiculous box-office numbers, he suddenly loves it.
His movies aren't any better. I'll openly admit that Clerks and Jay & Silent Bob Stirke Back are good movies, but the rest should be shoved down the toilet with the rest of the turds. Crap like Chasing Amy and Mallrats have no place in American cinema. I've already ranted about what he did with the Daredevil comic, so I won't go there again.
Discuss.
Secondly, my brain has been throuroughly warped and disgusted by Super Milk Chan. This came on at 3:30 AM last night. In this incredibly strange show, a girl named Milk Chan(or it could be Super Milk Chan, not sure) must save the world. She lives with a robotic maid shaped like a bottle named Tetsko. She also has a slug named Hegnarto or something similar.
On last night's episode, the president enlisted Milk Chan to stop a counterfeiter(sp?). So Milk Chan, in an effort to capture the criminal, builds a Belgian Waffel stand to lure him in. On the way, they find a robotic dog who can sniff out counterfeit bills. In the end, they catch the criminal and go back home.
Strange? Yes. Cool just because it's strange? No.
Myth #1. All Quenton Tarantino Films Are Good
Firstly, anyone who knows me knows I hate that arrogant dick known as Quenton Tarantino. For one thing, he can't even take critizism. If you ever see the episode of Howard Stern where he was talking about Kill Bill( :roll: ), Robin begins to say she doesn't like the film, and he gets all bitchy.
For another thing, this guy stamps his fucking name all over work that isn't his. Hero anyone? He had nothing to do with Hero, but he's got such a hard-on to work with Jet Li, that he'll do anything to get in Li's good spirits.
Finally, what the fuck is with Tarantino's dumbass karate jackets he's always wearing? Tarantino's always walking around like Chachi in the final season of Happy Days with his satin kung-fu jacket. I don't know who's worse, Tarantino or his little zombie group of fanboy lovers.
Myth #2. All Kevin Smith Movies Are Good
As a person who loves comic books, Kevin Smith is a cancer to the world of comics. Smith is so quick to jump ships. When he found out his little buddy Ben Affleck was in Daredevil, he proceeded to take little snotty shots at Spider-Man. And of course, his little fanboy club were shaking in their boots over Spider-Man. But then the minute it comes out and does ridiculous box-office numbers, he suddenly loves it.
His movies aren't any better. I'll openly admit that Clerks and Jay & Silent Bob Stirke Back are good movies, but the rest should be shoved down the toilet with the rest of the turds. Crap like Chasing Amy and Mallrats have no place in American cinema. I've already ranted about what he did with the Daredevil comic, so I won't go there again.
Discuss.
Secondly, my brain has been throuroughly warped and disgusted by Super Milk Chan. This came on at 3:30 AM last night. In this incredibly strange show, a girl named Milk Chan(or it could be Super Milk Chan, not sure) must save the world. She lives with a robotic maid shaped like a bottle named Tetsko. She also has a slug named Hegnarto or something similar.
On last night's episode, the president enlisted Milk Chan to stop a counterfeiter(sp?). So Milk Chan, in an effort to capture the criminal, builds a Belgian Waffel stand to lure him in. On the way, they find a robotic dog who can sniff out counterfeit bills. In the end, they catch the criminal and go back home.
Strange? Yes. Cool just because it's strange? No.