If They weren't wrestlers....

[Nacho Man]

What would they be?

I mean, character-wise, if a wrestler had never become a wrestler (and this is kayfabed) then what would they be?

[Nacho Man]

JBL could be George Dubya's Policy Advisor.

[Eunos]

Gene Snitsky would be a Baby Sitter

Please note if something bad happens to your baby. It's not his Fault.

[Xero]

Vince McMahon would be a bum. He would bomb in anything else but wrestling. I mean, just look at the WBF and the XFL. :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gene Snitsky would be a Baby Sitter


:lol:

Eugene would probably be the president of the United States.

[Jonster]

Jericho would be a company guy, who never got promoted despite his hard work, and yet never complains.

[initialk]

Hurricane would be a real life super hero.

[RemyRed]

Triple H would be a quiet fisherman.

[Xero]

Triple H would be a quiet fisherman.
Holding all the fish down. :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

Lita would be a professional glass blower... I know there's a pun in there somewhere...

[Xero]

Undertaker would be a Ranger of some type. Preferably somewhere in Texas.

Same goes for Randy Savage.

[Aussie Skier]

kurt angle would be an olympic wrestler :shifty:

[Funky Fly]

Nathan Jones would be Boxing Kangaroos

Paul Heyman would be directing sleazy pornos

Heidenreich would be asking me if I want fries with that

[Loose Cannon]

Trish would be.....well I think we know :naughty:

[John la Rock]

Jericho would be a company guy, who never got promoted despite his hard work, and yet never complains.

ya he never got promoted :roll:

*cough* Wrestlemania X8 main event *cough* former WWE Champ (first Unisputed Champ) * cough*

[Anybody Thrilla]

Trish would be.....well I think we know :naughty:

You're talking about some type of clerical work, right?

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>Eugene would be an olymic gold medal winner, even if it's the special kind.

Lita would be the drummer to Jack Off Jill.

Chris Jericho would still be Canadain.

Val Venis would.... do I really need to say it?

Same for Dawn Maire

And Torrie Willson

And Sable

Cactus Jack and Terry Funk would both be bouncers.

Randy Orton would be a model, much like Rick Martell.

Sabu would work in a hardware store.

[FlashyT01]

I see Triple H as a porn star. He already has the ego

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Rob Van Dam would be a drug dealer.</font>

[Gone Mad]

Big Show: Nascar Racer

Rey Mysterio: Jockey

Kane: Dentist.... :shifty:

[Blue Demon]

Big Show: Nascar Racer

Rey Mysterio: Jockey

Kane: Dentist.... :shifty:
damn you...you took my Kane joke :mad:

















I knew someone had to say it ;)

[Corkscrewed]

Ultimate Warrior would be housed in an asylum.

Orlando Jordan would be that guy on the streets of South Central who came up and washed your windshield while you were waiting at a red light.

Billy and Chuck would be married.

Tyson Tomko would be a goat.

Spike Dudley would be the Emperor of France.

Nunzio would be on The Sopranos.

Luther Reigns would be a prison guard.

Rikishi would be a hired valet driver.

Austin would be a wifebeater.

Ric Flair would be a ride operator.

Batista would be a bodybuilder.

And Brock Lesnar... say it with me... would be an actual NFL player.

[Mister Sinister]

CM Punk would be a Pepsi Vender

Monty Brown would be a NFL PLayer Still

AJ Styles would be a Olmypian

Christopher Daniels would be a preacher

Jeff Jarrett would be a El Mariachi

Jeff Hardy would be making bad music

Primetime would be a Canadian Football Player

[Gouda]

Snitsky would run an Abortion clinic.

HHH would be a chiropracter. (Hold down the people's backs)

Christian would be a Charismatic movie star!

Ric Flair would be a male porn star.... either that or in jail!

[big_bluto]

And Brock Lesnar... say it with me... would be an actual NFL player.
Nah......Brock would be an Internet wrestling speculator.:shifty:

[Hired Hitman]

Trish would be a Doctor :)

[.44 Magdalene]

Obvious answer:


Undertaker would be an undertaker.

[Champion of Europa]

Austin would be a clothing maker, specializing in wifebeaters.

[El Santo]

Gene Snitsky would be the official spokeman for "Planned Parenthood".

Mike Rotundo would be my mutual funds advisor.

Eddie Guerrero would make a killing on those televised poker shows.

Shawn Michaels would be the main event at an alternative lifestyle strip club.

Dwayne Johnson would be the proprietor for a successful string of hotels.

Mick Foley would be a charming children's show personality.

Undertaker would be serving up bratwursts at the yearly festival in Sturgis.

John Levesque would be marketing director for Aquafina mineral water.

Rey Mysterio would be in juvie hall for playing hooky.

Rene Dupree would be a friendly neighborhood veterenarian... or pet groomer.

Kenzo Suzuki would lose in the first round of American Idol, but because his singing style was so awful, he'd end up getting a bunch of record deals and promotional spots anyway.

The Iron Sheik becomes the Pope (http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0101/rand/).

And, for some reason, I see Vince Russo getting his own show as a political analyst on CNBC, right after Dennis Miller.

[El Santo]

Nah......Brock would be an Internet wrestling speculator.:shifty:

Bwah...

Brock would be an internet troll, dropping comments like "IWC SUXXORZ!!!"

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl:

[JeremyTB29]

Trish would be.....well I think we know :naughty:



I think this one is easy.She would be a fitness model :shifty: