Rate The Wrestler - Day 82 - The Brooklyn Brawler

[Funky Fly]

Hey yo. It's 3 am and very cold outside, but still I press on with day 82 of Rate The Wrestler, the Veterans Day/Remembrance Day edition (even though it's technically Friday right now). Sorry this is late, but between uni work, eating out, my cousin hogging the computer and and me not having more than 4 hours of sleep in the last 36 hours I just wasn't up to putting this up on time.

Yesterday, Barry Horowitz, a vastly underrated talent, scored an apalling 68 and I officially want you all to hang your heads in shame.

Anyway, today I am continuing with the jobber theme as I submit for your approval probably the greatest jobber of all time: The Brooklyn Brawler. Steve Lombardi is now a road agent as most of you smarky bastards already know. He's put over some of the greatest wrestlers in the WWE, especially a certain Heart Break Kid on number of occasions. His one shining moment of glory, however, is when he won a Battle Royal and earned a shot at HBK's Intercontinental Title at Madison Square Garden. Naturally, he got squashed.

Happy voting unless your name is Molly Fan 25, in which case your vote isn't going to count anyway.

PS. If you're all tired of rating for jobbers, fear not because Helmsphere returns tomorrow And he will undoubtedly have an awesome wrestler for you.

Day 1: Bret Hart (96)
Day 2: Chris Jericho (91)
Day 3: Rob Van Dam (78)
Day 4: Diamond Dallas Page (80)
Day 5: Low Ki (73)
Day 6: A.J Styles (89)
Day 7: Rey Mysterio Jr. (81)
Day 8: Owen Hart (95)
Day 9: Ultimo Dragon (84)
Day 10: Raven (87)
Day 11: "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (84)
Day 12: The Hurricane (76)
Day 13: Brian Pillman (92)
Day 14: John Bradshaw Layfield (46)
Day 15: Taz (82)
Day 16: Bob "Hardcore" Holly (34)
Day 17: Christian (83)
Day 18: Ric Flair (87)
Day 19: Jeff Jarrett (65)
Day 20: Shawn Michaels (92)
Day 21: Ricky "Dragon" Steamboat (90)
Day 22: Kevin Nash (61)
Day 23: Jushin Lyger (88)
Day 24: Brock Lesnar (78)
Day 25: Sting (91)
Day 26: Lex Luger (55)
Day 27: Curt "Mr. Perfect" Henning (91)
Day 28: Andre The Giant (80)
Day 29: Vader (78)
Day 30: Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart (66)
Day 31: Scott Hall (83)
Day 32: Big Vito (60)
Day 33: Hollywood Hulk Hogan (82)
Day 34: Jerry Lynn (83)
Day 35: Kurt Angle (96)
Day 36: Mick Foley (88)
Day 37: Steve Corino (73)
Day 38: Randy Orton (82)
Day 39: Kane (84)
Day 40: John Cena (77)
Day 41: Doink The Clown (78)
Day 42: Arn Anderson (92)
Day 43: Alex Wright (73)
Day 44: Chris Benoit (88)
Day 45: Jamie Noble (73)
Day 46: Harley Race (88)
Day 47: Sean O'Haire (76)
Day 48: Kanyon (83)
Day 49: Triple H (81)
Day 50: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
Day 51: The Rock (92)
Day 52: Val Venis (75)
Day 53: Booker T (84)
Day 54: Eddie Guerrero (91)
Day 55: Sean "X-Pac" Waltman (60)
Day 56: William Regal (89)
Day 57: "Macho Man" Randy Savage (91)
Day 58: The Undertaker (88)
Day:59: Ted DeBiase (95)
Day 60: Jake Roberts (88)
Day 61: "Phycho" Sid Vicious (51)
Day 62: Lance Storm (85)
Day 63: Petey Williams (79)
Day 64: Al Snow (81)
Day 65: Jeff Hardy (69)
Day 66: Bill Goldberg (64)
Day 67: Matt Hardy V.1 (82)
Day 68: "American Dragon" Brian Danielson (84)
Day 69: CM Punk (82)
Day 70: Hayabusa (87)
Day 71: Buff Bagwell (56)
Day 72: "The Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington (90)
Day 73: Edge (79)
Day 74: IRS (82)
Day 75: Haku (64)
Day 76: Lenny Lane (73)
Day 77: "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels (91)
Day 78: Marc Mero (77)
Day 79: Big Show (82)
Day 80: Biily Kidman (75)
Day 81: Barry Horowitz (68)

Current Top 10 Leaderboard
T-1st Bret Hart (96)
T-1st Kurt Angle (96)
T-3rd Owen Hart (95)
T-3rd Ted DeBiase (95)
5th "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
T-6th Brian Pillman (92)
T-6th Shawn Michaels (92)
T-6th Arn Anderson (92)
T-6th The Rock (92)
T-10th Chris Jericho, Sting, Curt Henning, Eddie Guerrero, Randy Savage, Chris Daniels(91)

[Funky Fly]

Ring ability: 7.5
Overness: 6
Work rate: 10
Politics: 10
Mic skill: 8 (he's actually pretty well spoken in those rare moments that he gets airtime and very good with body language in the ring)
Overall rank: 8.3

[Aussie Skier]

Firstly, good news about the nazi being DQed...Top stuff funky! :p

Ability: 6
Look: 4
Mic skill/Charisma: N/A
Overness: 4
Finisher: N/A
Entrance: N/A

4.5. However, wasnt Steve Lombardi Doink the Clown once upon a time. If this is so, then i'll give him a 5

[KayfabeMan]

7.5

[Sephiroth]

8.0

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>7.5</font>

[SuperSlim]

I give the guy a 7

[Xero]

Ring ability: 6
Overness: 4
Work rate: 7
Politics: 10
Mic/Charisma: N/A
Finisher(s): I don't even know his finisher, or if he even has one. N/A
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And the final rating IS: 6.75 rounded to 6.8

[The Answer]

Barry Horwitz beat Kevin Nash? :wtf:

Anyway brawler gets a 6.The ultimate jobber

[Gone Mad]

7, he was a snappy dresser...

[Blue Demon]

6.5

[123 kid]

8.2 The greatest jobber of all time. 'Nuff said. ;)

[Dave Youell]

Barry Horwitz beat Kevin Nash? :wtf:

Anyway brawler gets a 6.The ultimate jobber
Yeah i Know what you mean, how did Nash get such a high score anyway?

Oh i give BB an 8

[BigDaddyCool]

4, Brawler sucks, plain and simple. Oh, but he was the best jobber ever! Being the best jobber is like winning the special olympics, sure you won, but you are still retarded.

[Eunos]

7 He only gets that much cause he beat Triple H :p

[Loose Cannon]

He's From Brooklyn, NY. Got to give him a 7 just for that.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Ring ability: 7
Overness: 6
Work rate: 10
Politics: 10
Mic skill: 7
Overall rank: 8

[Goulet]

2

It's a crime that Barry Horrowitz and Brooklyn Brawler are going to score higher than Baldcore Holly let alone the freaking WWE champ!
:nono:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

7.2

[DaveWadding]

6.7

[Funky Fly]

He's From Brooklyn, NY. Got to give him a 7 just for that.
Actually, he is from the Bronx.

[Loose Cannon]

no in wrestling, not real life. Or was he announced from the "Bronx" in wrestling?

I lived in the Bronx when I was real young :cool:

[tucsonspeed6]

Always good for a laugh. 6.

[Rain Man]

7.5

[John la Rock]

1

what has he actually done in his career to deserve more? nothing

[Sickboy]

Ring ability: 6
Overness: 4
Work rate: 7
Politics: 10
Mic/Charisma: N/A
Finisher(s): I don't even know his finisher, or if he even has one. N/A
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And the final rating IS: 6.75 rounded to 6.8

Reverse Suplex is/was his finisher as far as I know

[thecc]

no in wrestling, not real life. Or was he announced from the "Bronx" in wrestling?

I lived in the Bronx when I was real young :cool:
awesome i was born in the bronx. Anyways brooklyn brawler was one of the best jobbers around so he gets a 8.5

[Mayo]

7.5

[Funky Fly]

BTW, for all of you giving the jobbers low ratings, remember that a wrestler's job is to make the opponent look good. Therefore, the best at that are most definitely the jobbers.

[John la Rock]

ya but what does it do for the "jobbers" career. If they keep jobbing they're worthless and will never get anywhere, much like the Brawler,

[Bad Guy]

8. he's important backstage. and isn't he the one that you wrestle for in your WWE tryout match?