RemyRed
11-17-2004, 01:35 AM
An unknown promoter shelled out enough money to get this match going.
Jeff Jarrett vs Undertaker vs Kurt Angle vs Triple H vs Goldberg vs Hollywood Hogan.
Goldberg and Hogan start off with Goldberg's moveset severely limited (even more so than his actual knowledge of holds) due to Hogan not wanting to take any hard hits. They start a quick back and forth slugfest, maybe after about 2 minutes Hogan stops selling Goldberg's punches and starts to Hulk Up.
Goldberg (Fuck, it's been 2 minutes and I still havent hit a spear yet)
Goldberg, frustrated, punches Hogan for real, knocking him down. Hogan stays down, everyone is disappointed as they thought he was still Hulking Up, he is now unconscious. The ref rolls his body to the apron, Undertaker enteres the ring.
Some back and forth punching action, suddenly Undertaker grabs Goldberg by the throat, set up for the chokeslam.
Goldberg (quietly talking) - After this I hit the spear all right?
Undertaker- No. You gotta sell this move.
Goldberg - :mad:
Undertaker hits the chokeslam, Goldberg instantly gets up and tells the ref "Fuck this, it's been 5 minutes, this match should've been over already." Goldberg exits the ring and his counted out.
Audience & Other Wrestlers - :wtf:
Jeff Jarrett enters the ring.
Undertaker goes for the Irish Whip, which is reversed by Jarrett and as Undertaker bounces off the ropes, Angle sneaks in the tag, Undertaker steps over the top rope and stands at the apron, Angle enters the ring.
Finally people start seeing some wrestling between Angle and Jarrett. After a few minutes, Angle hits the Angle Slam and covers Jarrett, 1..2..Jarret's foot was on the ropes. Angle starts arguing with the ref while Jarrett reaches under the ring and grabs his guitar. Angle then pushes the ref to the floor. Then he turns around and SMASH! He's hit by Jarrett's guitar, he starts holding his face and rolling on the ground, then he gets up and shoves Jarrett with his eyes watering.
Angle- [sobbing] What the fuck is your problem!?
Jarrett- Huh?
Angle [hyperventilating and crying, shoves Jarrett again] You hit me to fuckin hard!!
Jarrett- Whoa whoa, easy there man.
Angle- NO! FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU!!
Angle, wiping the tears from his eyes, rolls out of the ring and trudges backstage crying.
Jarrett-....Now what the hell was his problem??
When Jarrett turns around however he nearly shits his pants. Triple H has now entered the ring.
Jarrett- (Shit, there is no way in hell that I'm jobbing though.)
Triple H- Yes you are.
Jarrett- What the fuck!? No...nah it can't be, you can't read my thoughts.
They start wrestling back and fourth with Jarrett selling all of Triple H's moves, including his knee drop, Triple H then goes for the deathlock, Jarrett gets to the ropes. When he gets up he hits The Stroke! Jarrett goes for a cover and barely gets a 1 count.
Jarrett- I don't believe this shit! I sold all of your shit moves perfectly and you can't even give me a 2 count on my finisher!? That's it, I'm tellin my Pa on you!
Jarrett leaves, gets counted out.
Triple H and Undertaker are in the ring arguing over who gets put over.
Triple H- Now listen, Dead Man, you're putting me over, you're like 45 or something.. I'm only 35.
Undertaker- I have to give my character more credibility. I have to squash you.
Triple H- I will have your ass fired! You forget who I am, I am Jean-Stephanie McMahhon damn it!
With most of the audience gone after being bored to death, Triple H and Undertaker start shoot wrestling and wind up fighting their way backstage and in the parking lot, both get counted out.
The ref turns and sees Hogan coming to. He gives a sgin to ring the bell, but just leaves and doesnt even bother telling Hogan he won.
Jeff Jarrett vs Undertaker vs Kurt Angle vs Triple H vs Goldberg vs Hollywood Hogan.
Goldberg and Hogan start off with Goldberg's moveset severely limited (even more so than his actual knowledge of holds) due to Hogan not wanting to take any hard hits. They start a quick back and forth slugfest, maybe after about 2 minutes Hogan stops selling Goldberg's punches and starts to Hulk Up.
Goldberg (Fuck, it's been 2 minutes and I still havent hit a spear yet)
Goldberg, frustrated, punches Hogan for real, knocking him down. Hogan stays down, everyone is disappointed as they thought he was still Hulking Up, he is now unconscious. The ref rolls his body to the apron, Undertaker enteres the ring.
Some back and forth punching action, suddenly Undertaker grabs Goldberg by the throat, set up for the chokeslam.
Goldberg (quietly talking) - After this I hit the spear all right?
Undertaker- No. You gotta sell this move.
Goldberg - :mad:
Undertaker hits the chokeslam, Goldberg instantly gets up and tells the ref "Fuck this, it's been 5 minutes, this match should've been over already." Goldberg exits the ring and his counted out.
Audience & Other Wrestlers - :wtf:
Jeff Jarrett enters the ring.
Undertaker goes for the Irish Whip, which is reversed by Jarrett and as Undertaker bounces off the ropes, Angle sneaks in the tag, Undertaker steps over the top rope and stands at the apron, Angle enters the ring.
Finally people start seeing some wrestling between Angle and Jarrett. After a few minutes, Angle hits the Angle Slam and covers Jarrett, 1..2..Jarret's foot was on the ropes. Angle starts arguing with the ref while Jarrett reaches under the ring and grabs his guitar. Angle then pushes the ref to the floor. Then he turns around and SMASH! He's hit by Jarrett's guitar, he starts holding his face and rolling on the ground, then he gets up and shoves Jarrett with his eyes watering.
Angle- [sobbing] What the fuck is your problem!?
Jarrett- Huh?
Angle [hyperventilating and crying, shoves Jarrett again] You hit me to fuckin hard!!
Jarrett- Whoa whoa, easy there man.
Angle- NO! FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU!!
Angle, wiping the tears from his eyes, rolls out of the ring and trudges backstage crying.
Jarrett-....Now what the hell was his problem??
When Jarrett turns around however he nearly shits his pants. Triple H has now entered the ring.
Jarrett- (Shit, there is no way in hell that I'm jobbing though.)
Triple H- Yes you are.
Jarrett- What the fuck!? No...nah it can't be, you can't read my thoughts.
They start wrestling back and fourth with Jarrett selling all of Triple H's moves, including his knee drop, Triple H then goes for the deathlock, Jarrett gets to the ropes. When he gets up he hits The Stroke! Jarrett goes for a cover and barely gets a 1 count.
Jarrett- I don't believe this shit! I sold all of your shit moves perfectly and you can't even give me a 2 count on my finisher!? That's it, I'm tellin my Pa on you!
Jarrett leaves, gets counted out.
Triple H and Undertaker are in the ring arguing over who gets put over.
Triple H- Now listen, Dead Man, you're putting me over, you're like 45 or something.. I'm only 35.
Undertaker- I have to give my character more credibility. I have to squash you.
Triple H- I will have your ass fired! You forget who I am, I am Jean-Stephanie McMahhon damn it!
With most of the audience gone after being bored to death, Triple H and Undertaker start shoot wrestling and wind up fighting their way backstage and in the parking lot, both get counted out.
The ref turns and sees Hogan coming to. He gives a sgin to ring the bell, but just leaves and doesnt even bother telling Hogan he won.