Why is LC's ass so tasty to you guys?

[big_bluto]

Seriously, what is it all about?

In the last few months the ass-kissing and self-abasement in Loose Cannon's shadow has gotten seriously ridiculous.

It's gotten to the point that the dude can barely post anything without someone trying to turn it into a one-on-one conversation so they 'feel special'.

WTF?

Is his ass that tasty that you jobbers have to munch on it at every opportunity?

F*ckin Jobbers!

[The Mackem]

It's a newly developed love spray that Loose Cannon has been spraying on the Wrestling forum. That or he's a hot porn star.

[DaveWadding]

Seriously, what is it all about?

In the last few months the ass-kissing and self-abasement in Loose Cannon's shadow has gotten seriously ridiculous.

It's gotten to the point that the dude can barely post anything without someone trying to turn it into a one-on-one conversation so they 'feel special'.

WTF?

Is his ass that tasty that you jobbers have to munch on it at every opportunity?

F*ckin Jobbers!
Since you mention "jobbers," who in the BLUE HELL are you?

[big_bluto]

Since you mention "jobbers," who in the BLUE HELL are you?
Former President of the Jobber World Order.
Big Bluto.

You can call me Big Bluto.

What's with 'BLUE HELL'?
You on a christian computer or something?:wtf:

[DaveWadding]

you are a stupid piece of shit.

[big_bluto]

you are a stupid piece of shit.
That's better!

What did you do?
Jump off the christian computer and run to the internet cafe round the corner?

You're one fit dude!


Anyway, you gonna call me names and list yourself as chief of the LC ass-suckers club, or are you gonna answer the question that made you post in this thread in the first place?

[Mayo]

LOL welcome back bluto

[big_bluto]

LOL welcome back bluto
Cheers dude!

[big_bluto]

DaveWadding ran away from the argument.........Jobber #1.

Looking for evidence of other jobbers and ass-suckers. Feel free to put them in and I'll start a list.

[loopydate]

I think the better question is: Why are you posting a casual thread in the wrestling forum?

[big_bluto]

I think the better question is: Why are you posting a casual thread in the wrestling forum?
WHo want's to post in the casual forum?
Besides it's directly related to the wrestling forum.

Weren't you one of LC's pretty boys in the whole RKO faction thing? You know.....when you and LC and Corkscrewed and Heyman all got matching logo's with slight variations on them?

[Ferocious]

I'm taking bets on how long it takes for his posse of cyber cock suckers to come and pluck the dry roasted shit crust from his ass hair.

Ten Minutes: 2 - 1 Favourite,
Fifteen Minutes: 4 - 1
Thirty Minutes: 7 - 1
More than thirty minutes: 231672535472377261856712 - 1 Rank outsider

jWo For Lyfe

[loopydate]

WHo want's to post in the casual forum?
Besides it's directly related to the wrestling forum.

Weren't you one of LC's pretty boys in the whole RKO faction thing? You know.....when you and LC and Corkscrewed and Heyman all got matching logo's with slight variations on them?
Technically, I never had the matching logo.

And, anyone who's seen my picture knows that "pretty boy" is a misnomer.

Other than that, yeah.

[big_bluto]

Technically, I never had the matching logo.

And, anyone who's seen my picture knows that "pretty boy" is a misnomer.

Other than that, yeah.
I apologise for the pretty-boy thing. I thought that was better than asking if you were one of his bitches.

loopydate.....Jobber #2


--------------------------------------------------------------
Not be Santa here, but I'm making a list....

[big_bluto]

I'm taking bets on how long it takes for his posse of cyber cock suckers to come and pluck the dry roasted shit crust from his ass hair.

Ten Minutes: 2 - 1 Favourite,
Fifteen Minutes: 4 - 1
Thirty Minutes: 7 - 1
More than thirty minutes: 231672535472377261856712 - 1 Rank outsider

jWo For Lyfe
I'm actually surprised at the apparent unwillingness of some to come forward and admit to hero-worship of 'some dude on the internet'.
Actually now that I reach that point, it begs a question.

Is Loose Cannon a dude or a chick?

[Ferocious]

I'm not taking bets on that one, to close to call.

[big_bluto]

I'm not taking bets on that one, to close to call.
I'm not being insulting with this one.
It's purely idle curiosity.
Or should that be idol curiosity?
I suppose that depends who's asking really doesn't it?:shifty:

[big_bluto]

Ferocious - what you doing to celebrate your 3000th post?
I think you should name and shame a load of jobbers.
Or start a new club!

[Ferocious]

I wasn't aware I was approaching 3k, I don't think naming and shaming all the jobbers round here is a good idea, It would take me to long.

[Londoner]

Big bluto- maybe that could be your 1000th post?

[HankScorpio]

Oh god, I can smell a jWo reunion. I want nothing to do with it. LOL

[Ferocious]

Tolg you are beneath your old jWo Buddies now anyway. Sellout Fuckwit

[Ferocious]

Big bluto- maybe that could be your 1000th post?If he wanted to hear from an asshole he'd fart.

[HankScorpio]

yup, I sold out. Now I'm living the high life :shifty:

[HankScorpio]

And to answer you question BB, LC eats a lot of corn, and these jobbers love the juicy crunch.

[Londoner]

Ouch ferocious, i see youve upgraded on your insults. You obviously have too much time on your hands.(btw Big bluto, do that idea, it will be a good excuse for the reason why you get banned)

[Ferocious]

Thuglife I will take your scrotum and scrub my cactus clean of needles with it, Go back to your sweatpit and soil yourself.

[loopydate]

So, uh, how 'bout that Ring of Honor, huh?

[big_bluto]

Oh god, I can smell a jWo reunion. I want nothing to do with it. LOL
I recall the pledge that you should have metaphorically taken, and as I recall it's jWo for Life/Lyfe.

Get the avatar changed and get back into the fold before you become too much of a jobber for the Jobber World Order!

Ferocious.....please allow me to comment on my own ass in future.

You very nearly slipped into the role of designated bitch, which is what this thread is all about for all these sphincter-munchers who love LC, but haven't had a formal election to decide their chief butthole-schlurper.

Anyway, how come none of LC's bitches are posting in here anymore?

Have I inadvertently made a thread that means that if they post they prove themselves as bitches, but if they don't post then they risk losing the privileged position of worship they have deluded themselves into?
Such mental anguish these poor losers must be in!:shifty:
Whoa!
Time I went for a lie down!

[Londoner]

Lol ouch again.

[big_bluto]

(btw Big bluto, do that idea, it will be a good excuse for the reason why you get banned)
Banned?
*bluto fakes trembling*
oigvvovdsvsdvnvonb;ossbvvovnoimncmsdacnvvss

Sorry ThugLife, lost control of my keyboard there while I quaked and trembled.
:shifty:


excuse for the reason?
:wtf:
Anyone help me out with this sentence?

[Ferocious]

I say we sacrifice Thuglife to the lord jWo.

[Londoner]

I say we sacrifice both of you.

[big_bluto]

It's been brought to my attention that I inadvertantly may have offended some viewers of TPWW.net when they view the wrestling forum by Posting a thread titled:

Why Is LC's ass so tasty to you guys?

I do apologise for this.
I didn't mean to sexually discriminate.

[Londoner]

Banned?
*bluto fakes trembling*
oigvvovdsvsdvnvonb;ossbvvovnoimncmsdacnvvss

Sorry ThugLife, lost control of my keyboard there while I quaked and trembled.
:shifty:


excuse for the reason?
:wtf:
Anyone help me out with this sentence?

One moment of bad english and it gets highlighted..thats typical from people with too much time on their hands.

[loopydate]

I say we sacrifice both of you.
I say we ignore this thread and maybe it goes away.

[big_bluto]

I say we sacrifice both of you.
I say, you say, we say, blah, blah, blah

You gonna make a point at all in this thread or are you just trying to get your post count up?

[big_bluto]

One moment of bad english and it gets highlighted..thats typical from people with too much time on their hands.
You missed out the apostraphe in that's.
(it's short for That Is)
(it's is short of It Is)
Can I stop now?

[Ferocious]

I say we sacrifice both of you.
Your opinion dosen't count, Stick to CumGuzzling and getting guys to pay you for the privilege of descimating your asshole.

[Londoner]

I don't even look at my post count, it seems like your just trying to get upto 1000 posts though. Anyway im done with you Jobbers. Have fun throwing insults at someone who isn't gonna reply.:)

[big_bluto]

Right, that's it.
I believe it's time.....

CALLING ALL FORMER MEMBERS OF THE jWo TO RETURN TO ACTIVE SERVICE.

Applications being accepted for new members.
Drop a line to big_bluto where I shall talk about you behind your back until I decide if you job suitably enough.

[Ferocious]

Big_Bluto, I believe I warrant a return to my original spot as second in command.

[big_bluto]

Anyway, back to the topic in hand....

What are all you butt-muching bitches gonna get Loose Cannon for his Christmas?
And how many of you have little action-man like figures dressed like Randy Orton, with 'I Luv Loose Cannon' written on the chest, all ready for the ceremonial impaling on the Christmas tree. (Will accept confessions if you have a private shrine)

[big_bluto]

You are most welcome my most excellent chum.
T'would be an honor to have such an illustrious abuser as my 2IC.

[Ferocious]

I think their all stuffed from having to eat two thanksgiving dinners, They all set an extra seat at the head of their tables hoping that their god would show up, alas he didn't and they had to eat his dinner aswell as their own.

[big_bluto]

That explains why there aren't as many bitches around here as normal!
Their mummies and daddies won't let them go to their room, because they spend too much time in there already, and they need to get out and get some more fresh air, and have some real friends.

Oh No!
Have I said too much?

Congrats on the 3000.....jobber.

[Ferocious]

:'( I missed it

[Savio]

Maybe I should make a thread "Why is Ferocious licking big_blutos ass?"

[Ferocious]

Maybe I should make a thread "Why is Ferocious licking big_blutos ass?"
Maybe you should, you should probably concentrate on getting through puberty first though. You need to learn to prioritize.

[MVP]

WHo want's to post in the casual forum?
Besides it's directly related to the wrestling forum.

Weren't you one of LC's pretty boys in the whole RKO faction thing? You know.....when you and LC and Corkscrewed and Heyman all got matching logo's with slight variations on them?For one this thread is not directly related to wrestling, this is spam.

Secondly the whole RKO faction you're talking about was called "Team Legend Killer" and Pure Hatred thought of the name, not LC, and Wondermouse and I created the logos. And this all took place during The Great Inter-Forum Battle between here and Rajah's forums. There were other teams like ours, but we were the only ones with unity.

As for posters that kiss LC's ass, there may be a few, but not enough worthy of making a whole thread about.

[SuperSlim]

well MVP took what I was gonna say.

*free post

[The One]

I am just gonna chime in with my two cents on this one...

It is something known as Mod-iration. Very similar to admiration, only in this case people don't exactly know why it is they look up to them so much. Because their name is in bold and because they have official power to decide which posts are gooda nd which one are bad people asume that they have earned a masters degree in the world of which they speak about. The same thing happened 2 years ago when Triple A started to post. (Little known fact juniors, I had 1,000 posts when Triple A used his 17th posts to congradualte yours truly).

To be fair Loosey actually isn't that much of an idiot. He does have some good points, as good as mine? No, but hey we can't expect everyone to post like a god. ;)

The bottom line is that Loose Cannon makes decent posts, he is a Mod, and he has more posts then any normal person should have been able to make. :D For better of for worse the ass kissing is here to stay.

[Danny Electric]

Bluto, are you trying to build a personna for yourself. This forum is for wrestling posts not for spam.
No one kisses LC ass, he knows his shit and that is why he is the mod of a wrestling forum.

[LK]

Like DE says LC knows what he's talking about and writes awesome shows for the C-Fed.

[The Answer]

Cannon is a good poster so I se no reason not to like him

[Savio]

:lol: Ferocious you are an idiot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I respect LC, because of the intelligence of a lot of his posts. I don't kiss his ass, but I really think he and a few others are unmatched when it comes to wrestling knowledge.

[big_bluto]

Right Bitches, Listen Up!


READ THE THREAD!
At what point have I said anything at all about Loose Cannon?
At what point have I said anything at all about the quality of his posts, his imagination or his knowledge of wrestling?
Read it again, and you'll see.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I HAVE HAD A GO AT IN THIS THREAD ARE;

The butt-munchers that suck his ass on a frequent basis
The people that come on here and say that it's alright to suck his ass
The people who fantasise about sucking his ass, but don't have the personal courage to admit it to themselves
The people who come on here and deny sucking his ass, but probably have sent him a suck-ass Private Message just on the safe side
READ THE THREAD PEOPLE!

Right then, now that I've got your attention, or if I haven't then I don't really care anyway here's the gist of it.....

There is no need to job to anyone on this website.
People do it because they think people are cool - look how many of you jumped on this thread because there was a whiff of someone insulting your beloved.....:nono:

Now if you've went back, read the thread, you'll realise what I'm saying is the truth, that you've just caught yourself defending someone who doesn't need defended, was never under attack, and from your stalwart and admirable defence, you've proven one thing, and one thing only.

YOU SUCK ASS! (preference for LC flavour, whatever you imagine that to be)




*big_bluto sits back, relaxes and awaits the apologies. Will accept private messages from the mortally embarassed*:yes:

[big_bluto]

Bluto, are you trying to build a personna for yourself. This forum is for wrestling posts not for spam.
No one kisses LC ass, he knows his shit and that is why he is the mod of a wrestling forum.
LC is the mod because people voted for him.
Whatever there reasons were, they were their reasons.

I ain't trying to build a personna.
Look up my previous posts and you'll see what kind of person I am.
Read my previous post in this thread, and you'll see why I am still convinced that you probably lick chocolate ice-cream bars from the top down. You know......make them a nice chocolate starfish.:naughty:




And how can this thread be SPAM, if it deals directly with the behaviour of the posters within this forum, has failed to mention penis enlargement, or anyone winning millions of dollars?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Right Bitches, Listen Up!


READ THE THREAD!
At what point have I said anything at all about Loose Cannon?
At what point have I said anything at all about the quality of his posts, his imagination or his knowledge of wrestling?
Read it again, and you'll see.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I HAVE HAD A GO AT IN THIS THREAD ARE;

The butt-munchers that suck his ass on a frequent basis
The people that come on here and say that it's alright to suck his ass
The people who fantasise about sucking his ass, but don't have the personal courage to admit it to themselves
The people who come on here and deny sucking his ass, but probably have sent him a suck-ass Private Message just on the safe side
READ THE THREAD PEOPLE!

Right then, now that I've got your attention, or if I haven't then I don't really care anyway here's the gist of it.....

There is no need to job to anyone on this website.
People do it because they think people are cool - look how many of you jumped on this thread because there was a whiff of someone insulting your beloved.....:nono:

Now if you've went back, read the thread, you'll realise what I'm saying is the truth, that you've just caught yourself defending someone who doesn't need defended, was never under attack, and from your stalwart and admirable defence, you've proven one thing, and one thing only.

YOU SUCK ASS! (preference for LC flavour, whatever you imagine that to be)




*big_bluto sits back, relaxes and awaits the apologies. Will accept private messages from the mortally embarassed*:yes:

This whole thread is about LC. You mentioned him in the first post. :wtf:

There is a difference between sucking someone's ass and respecting them as a poster and someone with great ideas.

[big_bluto]

Incidentally, aforementioned bitches.....

So far I've been neg repped by Superslim and MVP.
Jobbers #3 & 4 respectively.


Welcome gentlemen, you're not from RIMini are you?:shifty:

[Sting Fan]

Just curious man if your against any ass kissing that goes on for LC, why are you letting Ferocious suck your dick so vigorously?

Is it a double standard thing or just jealousy?

Just curious.

[Funky Fly]

bluto, whatever the hell you are trying to accomplish, do it in the casual forum. This isn't the place and blatant shit stirring usually results in a pretty swift banning here in my yard.

[The Naitch]

lol Bluto has terrible issues in his life

[Loose Cannon]

Worship me, I command you.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Worship me, I command you.

Sucks LC's ass. :love:

[Mister Sinister]

Sorry...I only worship one man, and that is the funkiest man alive ^_^

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sorry...I only worship one man, and that is the funkiest man alive ^_^

The Naitch? :shifty:

[Mister Sinister]

not quite...but Naitch is the man, I'm talking about Funky Fly

[Mr. Nerfect]

not quite...but Naitch is the man, I'm talking about Funky Fly

Yeah, I know. Since this is becomming a suck-up thread, I'm going to give my props to you, Funky Fly & Naitch. You guys are three of the best posters on the wrestling forum. :y:

[V]

i think he uses cherry flavoured toilet seats

[samichna]

lol it used to be like that for me in casual

I am so glad everyone got off my nuts

[Funky Fly]

lol it used to be like that for me in casual

I am so glad everyone got off my nuts
What are you talking about? Everyone is hanging on to your nuts for dear life, Mr. Michna. Especially Dale " Crash Bang ce instead of s gimmick that he ripped off from samichna and passes it off as his own" Newcetead.

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah, I know. Since this is becomming a suck-up thread, I'm going to give my props to you, Funky Fly & Naitch. You guys are three of the best posters on the wrestling forum. :y:

Wait...did you actually call me, one of the best posters in the Wrestling Forums...wow, and to think everyone here hated me....But to be honest, I still have nothing on Naitch, Funky, LC and other, and sadly if it wasn't for the RTW threads, I would be a virtual unknown :'(

[SuperSlim]

at least at one time this thread was mildly amusing.

[CosaNostra]

lol Bluto has terrible issues in his life
Precisely. Inferiority issues.

I mean, it doesn't matter how "big" Bluto is, 'cause he is always going to be jobbing his fat ass to a certain skinny guy (who shall remain nameless) that has a hard-on for spinach.

[samichna]

What are you talking about? Everyone is hanging on to your nuts for dear life, Mr. Michna. Especially Dale " Crash Bang ce instead of s gimmick that he ripped off from samichna and passes it off as his own" Newcetead.

LOL get off my nutce. See what I mean?

I ripped that shit off of HIM haha. But it's all good, he can rip me off if he wants anywayS because he is my cronie.

[OssMan]

I'm taking bets on how long it takes for his posse of cyber cock suckers to come and pluck the dry roasted shit crust from his ass hair.

Ten Minutes: 2 - 1 Favourite,
Fifteen Minutes: 4 - 1
Thirty Minutes: 7 - 1
More than thirty minutes: 231672535472377261856712 - 1 Rank outsider

jWo For Lyfeway to use a line that you posted like two days ago.

[Ferocious]

I love you Loose Cannon. :love:
I would like to tongue your asshole Loose Cannon
Where have you been all day Loose Cannon?, Don't let these idiots offend you. I will protect you from their taunts and jibes.
I love the taste of your juicy ass Loose Cannon. :heart:
I missed you lover.
It's time for your foot massage Loose Cannon.
Loose Cannon, If you had a glass Belly Button I could still see what was going on.
IN UNISON, With all this rimming Loose Cannon you are really spoiling us
Your obviously over with the marks Loose Cannon Let me spurt my Man Juice over your buttocks and you'll go far.
Loose Cannon your a gentleman am0ng men, please take my job, here have it
The One, You may be jWo Material.

[Funky Fly]

LOL get off my nutce. See what I mean?

I ripped that shit off of HIM haha. But it's all good, he can rip me off if he wants anywayS because he is my cronie.
Oh snap! I saw you doing it first, so I assumed it was you. He's hardly around as much, so I probably missed him do it. That or it was in one of those jobber threads that I never read.

[The Naitch]

Precisely. Inferiority issues.

I mean, it doesn't matter how "big" Bluto is, 'cause he is always going to be jobbing his fat ass to a certain skinny guy (who shall remain nameless) that has a hard-on for spinach.

Spinach is a great source of iron. I just had some two minutes ago :drool:

[Ferocious]

I can't help but notice that a few of the general LC cocksmokers are yet to voice their concern. They can obviously see the sense in the important matter.

[SuperSlim]

you still goin on about this thing? what do you want someone to follow you and hang off your nuts or somethin?

[road doggy dogg]

Hot thread in the wrestling forum.

[Ferocious]

I am merely looking for answers.

Why does LC's ass taste so good to you guys?

[Ferocious]

Hot thread in the wrestling forum.

It's been one of three since Heymans departure and subsequent return.

[road doggy dogg]

Anything related to Heyman has no credibility, so I guess this thread is just another boring attempt at shock value.

[Splaya]

Rotten thread

[Heyman]

WHo want's to post in the casual forum?
Besides it's directly related to the wrestling forum.

Weren't you one of LC's pretty boys in the whole RKO faction thing? You know.....when you and LC and Corkscrewed and Heyman all got matching logo's with slight variations on them?


I helped Loose Cannon become a message board superstar. I saw talent when I saw it, but he took the ball and ran with it. Kudos to that kid. He deserves all his success. :cool:

He's like the Eminem to my Dr. Dre. :p

[Ferocious]

Splaya I can see your heartbreak at your idol being demolished.

Carry on fondling yourself son.

[Ferocious]

See guys Heyman isn't afraid to come out of the closet and admit his affection. Follow suit you semen splattered wankers.

[MVP]

k guys dont kiss LCs ass or big_bad_bluto and SirRoundSound r gonna make fun of u

[Ferocious]

MVP denial is not good for the health of your mind.

[OssMan]

ride or die 4lyfe .

[Splaya]

wat r u tring to sayy m-v-p

[Ferocious]

Assman, you have been winding up the jWo for quite some time, I think maybe you could be next.

[V]

so, who else likes ice cream

[Ferocious]

Nice one GohAssman

[Mayo]

LOL the wrestling forum has gotten pretty crappy since Heyman left. Well, maybe it was actually when the two new mods came in and started raping us all in the ass.

A big FUCK YOU goes out to Funky 'Marty Mc'Fly and Loose 'Anus' Cannon :foc:





















:lol:

[Ferocious]

Mayo, I think you may be jWo Material.

[Ferocious]

LC must have an asshole like a wizards sleeve with all the bum worship he is currently getting.

[Loose Cannon]

*LC Comes out to defend the wrestling forum posters. Crowd in going nuts.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/5663/ba15.jpg

CROWD: LC......LC......LC

Bluto amd Ferocious back off.


SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**LC with a leg drop to the CyNick.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/3601/ba16.jpg

*High Fives to Bluto and Ferocious


**LC grabs Scheme Gene
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/663/ba17.jpg


LC: FIRST of all Scheme Gene, you can call this the ELITE WRESTLING FORUM ORDER (EFWO) of TPWW man. "King" LC, "Big Daddy" Bluto and "Prime Time" Ferocious are the foundation and future of this forum. You know when I became MOD, I got nothing but a but crap from a bunch of suck up losers. Sticky This LC, Delete that LC, You're the man LC. BUT WHERE DID IT GET ME? That's right, nowhere. In this day and age Loose Cannon is the wrestling froum and THE WRESTLING FORUM GOES WHERE LOOSE CANNON GOES. And with these two men behind me, the EWFO WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.


**CROWD THROWS GARBAGE IN THE RING.


WHO WILL JOIN THE EWFO NEXT?

[Ferocious]

Sweeeeeeeerve

[Ferocious]

Didn't see it coming did ya?

[The One]

The One, You may be jWo Material.

jWo...The One? HAHAHAHAHA! You think that after turning down being a member of Team Mackem, oldbie World order, and about a dozen other crappy internet stables I would drop to my knees and fucking be a part of the JOBBER World order? Think again. I ain't no lone wolf or some shit like that, I call a spade a spade. I tell it how I see it. I don't need 3 of my buddies to back up what I say. What I say will forever go down in the record books because I am a god among men...so you can take your jWo, Loose Cannon can take his TLK or his new Elite World Order bullshit, and all these people can take their opinion of me and shove it up their assholes. I am The ONE.

*drops the mic and walks out with the crowd confused and dazed*

(Bo-YAH...a true heel...I piss EVERYBODY off! ;))

[Loose Cannon]

lol at The One. You're so passed now man. You may have been a great star here 4 years ago, but many others have taken your spot. You're kind of like Val Venis right now. Take a hike.

**EFWO destroy The One like the nWo did to Traylor on Hogan's first post nWo Nitro appearence

[Ferocious]

This is probably the greatest thread ever or something now.

[Ferocious]

Ferocious Sprays EWFO on The Ones back.

[Splaya]

Can I join EWFO :shifty:

[CosaNostra]

*sigh*

:nono:

[Mister Sinister]

*rushes into the ring stupidly with a Ladder, to defend his fallen friend CyNick, swings and nails Bluto, misses Ferious, who knocks the ladder out of my hands, and turns into a LCKO into the Ladder, Instantly knocking him out*

[MVP]

So now that big_bluto and Ferocious are in EWFO they are suck ups to LC. :lol:

[The One]

*As Hollywood Cannon is giving yet another boring speach about EWFO, and why the blow donkey balls the lights go out. Cannon begins to bitch like a little girl wanting the lights to come back on, but when they do he is shocked to find that standing across the ring is none other then The One.*

http://www2.potsdam.edu/abrams53/pics/wcw_0928/hgnsting.gif

*Suddenly from out of the locker room the EWFO comes running out to attack The One, however before they get in the ring The One jumps out and pre-strikes them all!*

http://www2.potsdam.edu/abrams53/pics/wcw_0928/pachogan.gif

*Then The One jumps back in the ring and grabs Cannon and gives him an Irish Whip before delievering a clothesline.*

http://www2.potsdam.edu/abrams53/pics/wcw_0928/hgnstng2.gif

*Cannon falls to the ground and rolls out of the ring only to be helped to the back by the rest of the EWFO. The One grabs a mic and begins to speak to everyone!*

The One: So the E-W-F-O has a problem with The One eh? Well The One ain't hearing that action Jack! You can run around all you want stroking each others egos, talking about how great you are and how much of a has been I am...well try this on for size. I may not have changed groups, nor have I gotten some gimmick make over, in fact quite the oposite. I am still the same run down, beat up, old cocky son of a bitch that I have been since day one. You can say I am some has been, you can spray paint my back, but at the end of the day I am still The One; the very same one who has been kicking ass and stealing glory since before you knew what a post even was. You call yourself the new standard of elite? I call you a pack of jobbers who gave yourself a Queer Eye make-over to try and fool the world into thinking that you might actual show signs of potential. But the simple fact is you flavor of the month guys come and go, but The One is here to stay...

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/Stingred.jpg

[MVP]

HERE COMES MVP. CROWD IS GOING NUTS

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Lodge/8607/WCW/Clash/Savage.jpg

JR: "I don't think EWFO is going to get away now."

King: "WAIT WHOSE SIDE IS MVP ON?"

JR: "What are you talking about King? MVP is obviously going to help the wrestling forum posters."

The One and CyNick are down in the ring. EWFO steps out to get away from MVP.

http://www.aerojockey.com/fark/elbow.jpg

JR: "WAIT A MINUTE MVP GAVE THE ONE THE FLYING ELBOW. BAHGAWD M VP JOINED EWFO BAHGAWDSTUNNERROCKBOTTOMOKLAHOMASTATEBBQSAUCE

King: "YES YES MVP is an elitist."

http://www.geocities.com/hulkhoganporsiempre/nmh149.jpg

EWFO members pose in the ring.

JR: "This is sickening. I thought MVP was better than that."

King: "You know MVP is all about ratings. Plus MVP is LC's right hand man."

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL AT SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**"Hollywood" LC'S REACTION
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/4474/hollywoodlengua.jpg

[The One]

*Fallowing week The One is out in the middle of the ring as the show comes on the air. He is about to begin to speak when suddenly the EWFO music cues...

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/Sting.jpg

*The EWFO jumps in the ring and surounds The One...*

http://stinger1987.homestead.com/files/stinginnWO.jpg

*The One looks at Hollywood LC, then Macho MVP, Big Sexy Big Bluto, and Razor Ferocious...The One looks like he is about to lose his mind! He grabs Ferocious and gives him a swift bulldog to the ground...*

http://photos.bravenet.com/167/229/086/2/EF3C75E202.jpg

*The One then rolls out of the ring and stands on the ramp looking at the EWFO..*

http://personal.cobleskill.edu/student/lewerjm/sting.jpg

[V]

*Gohan3k steps in for no reason at all*
http://thecellgame.net/tpww.jpg
I may be injured, and some of you may think I'm a jobber, But I will prove to you all that I am worthy of *gets knocked out by ferocious' neg rep from the past*

aww crap *wrestling forum guys pound on me as well*

god dammit

[The One]

*The One comes in the ring with a bat...Gohan is down on the ground and the EWFO as well as all the mid card Wrestling Forum guys clear the ring...*

http://krystalpr.net/Sting-bat2.gif

*The One helps Gohan up to his fit, they smile for a minute...THEN THE ONE KNOCKS GOHAN TO THE GROUND! He then throws him in a Sharp Shooter...*

http://micro.info/640kb/e3/photos/wcw_4.jpg

*Gohan taps out and The One lets go only to grab a mic...*

The One: Alot of people will say I didn't need to do that, but the fact is nothing has changed. Just because some group of pricks with their small dicks are running around calling themselves elite dosn't mean that I am not the world's biggest jackass. Gohan, don't try to be a hero, don't try to rise above, accept your world and your fate. Never step foot in my ring again! Let the grown ups deal with this EWFO bullshit, you go back to the sandbox and play with your little DragonBall action figures...

[Kapoutman]

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/neidhart/laughtitle.jpg

*Kapoutman is seen backstage, laughing for no reasons at all.*

[Boondock Saint]

ROFL

[Heyman]

See guys Heyman isn't afraid to come out of the closet and admit his affection. Follow suit you semen splattered wankers.

LOL.

In all seriousness, I'm not "kissing Loose Cannon's ass" because he's a mod. We've been cyberfriends since the birth of TLK.

Anyone who knows me well, knows that I've flamed practically EVERY single mod outside of Triple A (he keeps me out of prison ;)).

Loose Cannon is a talented poster......one of which I recognized.

When the whole "stable" thing was starting up and 'TLK' wanted me to join, I wouldn't have joined if I thought the stable only consisted of fucking jobbers with no potential.

I saw (unrecognized) TALENT with guys like MVP, Wondermouse, Purehatred, The CyNick, Assman,....AND Loose Cannon (posters of which get overlooked in casual forum due to the stigma of being a "wrestling forum" guy).

At that time - Dale and 91 were mods, but they didn't post on the wrestling forum (Dale was 90% casual....and was a recognizeable guy on casual).


So yeah - seeing a fellow TLK member in Loose Cannon become mod is a great thing............because he's finally getting the recognition that he deserves.

See? All you weenies are even talking about him now. :p

My hats off to him and his cyber-accomplishments. :y:

[Corkscrewed]

Wait a moment... did Bluto just turn heel or something?

[big_bluto]

*LC Comes out to defend the wrestling forum posters. Crowd in going nuts.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/5663/ba15.jpg

CROWD: LC......LC......LC

Bluto amd Ferocious back off.


SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**LC with a leg drop to the CyNick.
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/3601/ba16.jpg

*High Fives to Bluto and Ferocious


**LC grabs Scheme Gene
http://img120.exs.cx/img120/663/ba17.jpg


LC: FIRST of all Scheme Gene, you can call this the ELITE WRESTLING FORUM ORDER (EFWO) of TPWW man. "King" LC, "Big Daddy" Bluto and "Prime Time" Ferocious are the foundation and future of this forum. You know when I became MOD, I got nothing but a but crap from a bunch of suck up losers. Sticky This LC, Delete that LC, You're the man LC. BUT WHERE DID IT GET ME? That's right, nowhere. In this day and age Loose Cannon is the wrestling froum and THE WRESTLING FORUM GOES WHERE LOOSE CANNON GOES. And with these two men behind me, the EWFO WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.


**CROWD THROWS GARBAGE IN THE RING.


WHO WILL JOIN THE EWFO NEXT?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[big_bluto]

Can I join EWFO :shifty:

Spot the ass-sucker!!!!!!!!
Hint of a private club with Loose Cannon in it, and 'can I join please?'

Designated official Jobber #5 - Splaya

[big_bluto]

Wait a moment... did Bluto just turn heel or something?

Bluto is Bluto and forever Bluto he shall remain:wtf:

I dunno.......maybe?

Just fed up with these whiny ass-sucking bitches that are ruining the wrestling forum with their nonsense antics, trying to cyber-tongue an ass half-way around the world, and wasting my valuable reading time.




If anyone wants to see what I mean, then read this whole thread again from start to finish, and watch how many times some lame-ass jobber turns up and posts in LC's defence, as soon as someone else does.
They don't want to fall down the pecking order of their self-elected rimming-roster.

Or look at it this way;

If no-one on this forum kissed Loose Cannons ass, then there wouldn't have been any replies would there?

[big_bluto]

Who the f*ck is Dustin?

He neg repped me, so he's designated Jobber #6


loopydate is off the jobber list as he pos repped me to try to balance out.
(good guy)

[Corkscrewed]

Bluto is Bluto and forever Bluto he shall remain:wtf:

I dunno.......maybe?

Just fed up with these whiny ass-sucking bitches that are ruining the wrestling forum with their nonsense antics, trying to cyber-tongue an ass half-way around the world, and wasting my valuable reading time.




If anyone wants to see what I mean, then read this whole thread again from start to finish, and watch how many times some lame-ass jobber turns up and posts in LC's defence, as soon as someone else does.
They don't want to fall down the pecking order of their self-elected rimming-roster.

Or look at it this way;

If no-one on this forum kissed Loose Cannons ass, then there wouldn't have been any replies would there?

Blah... I completely missed pages 2 and 3 when I replied, so that heel turn question looks really out of place.

Stupid me... I blame this on final project stress. :mad:

And how many caption feds do we need anyway?

And maybe I should turn heel, but no one would take me seriously cuz I'm just that guy everyone knows and generally gets along with. :(

[DaveWadding]

FUCK OFF CORKY. I HATE YOU AND YOU SUCK.

[Funky Fly]

Who the f*ck is Dustin?

He neg repped me, so he's designated Jobber #6


loopydate is off the jobber list as he pos repped me to try to balance out.
(good guy)
Dustin = deadlyheaven

[CosaNostra]

http://www.wrestlingkingdom.com/bigbossman/bossman2.jpg
Keeping an eye out. The EWFO KNOWS where the line is. :mad:

[big_bluto]

FUCK OFF CORKY. I HATE YOU AND YOU SUCK.
Corky,

Take no notice of young Dave 'Nappy' Wadding here.
He's right at the top of the designated 'Jobber List' and as such isn't worth worrying about.

He picked a fight with me yesterday and then ran off.
(he's one of those people)
:nono:

I also hear that he's very eloquent in his posting, uses dry acerbic wit, and enjoys particularly fine grammar like a nice, crisp, oak-hinted, Chardonnay.
Oh yes.....a man of discerning tastes.

While I think about it, it's really not fair of me to give him such a hard time about calling me names and running away yesterday.
He probably got shouted on to go for his dinner.

It was probably his favourite.......RUMP steak!

[big_bluto]

Dustin = deadlyheaven

Aha!
The name change threw me.
Another one of the TLK 'LC's bitches' posse!
Busted!
Certified Jobber, sphincter-muncher extraordinaire, allowed to have matching styled logo's with LC, probably showed them to anyone who would look.


A nice safe neg rep from someone who pulled a name change.
Boo Hoo

deadlyheaven/Dustin - Do you get the messages coming up telling you that 'You must suck some other ass before repping Loose Cannon again' on quite a frequent basis then?

[Mayo]

Who the f*ck is Dustin?

He neg repped me, so he's designated Jobber #6


loopydate is off the jobber list as he pos repped me to try to balance out.
(good guy)LOL

[Savio]

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Lodge/8607/WCW/Nitro/12-30-96_Disco.jpg
Splaya: Can I join the EWFO?

LC: Denied!

[OssMan]

Oh my god, can I join the EWFO. It's probably been one of my.....wait no, it has been my life long dream to be in such an elite stable on an internet wrestling message forum

EWFO :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[YOUR Hero]

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