SmackDown Captions (25/11/04)

[nWo 4 Life]

Well, captioneers, here they are!

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Big Show fought it, but he was no match for Luther Reigns "Kirby Power"

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"Hey! I found the cream filling!"

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JR: Bah God she just hit Big Show with a steel pie!
Tazz: Why do you keep showing up on SmackDown!?
JR: BAHGODRKOTHEDAMNDESTTHINGIVEEVERSEENBBQSAUCESTUNNER!

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"Oh, hi there. I've just had a meeting with Vince McMahon. He's a very excitable guy".

Seriously, why wasn't this shown on Sky One's SmackDown!? :eek:

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Kurt: I've got you NOW Cousin It!
Local Hero: For God's sake, I'm not HIM!

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Hass: Me feel 2 boobies at once!

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"I'm sorry Eddie, but this thing still smells Mexican. Go clean it till I can eat off it! Because I intend to!"

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In a surprising turn of events, Undertaker saves Orlando Jordan from Benoit's anti-gravity tricks.

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Torrie: Hey, I thought the French were non-violent!
Hiroku: I'm not French
Torrie: Sorry, it's just you team with Dupree, and you look like a mime artist.
Hiroku: :eek:

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The reason there were so many empty seats at SmackDown: Kurt forgot his RightGuard Xtreme

Meh, they were crap.

Come on now, put me to shame.

[Gone Mad]

WHOOO! IT'S CAPTIONS!

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Luther, as he reanacts scenes from his experiences on 'Girl Next Door.'

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Looks like someone pissed off Goobley-Gooker.

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Joy: Heehee, smashing pies into Show is funny!
Luther: IT'S BEEN FIVE HOURS! HE'S GOTTA BREATHE..
Joy: Oops, teehee..
**Show flops... crowd pops!! **

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Joy still had a smile on her face even after going on a double date with TO and Artest.

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Angle (to ref): You see this?! It'll happen to you if you don't stop that Macarena!

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Jackie turned heel after she decided to break-up the record-breaking Train.

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Taker: Alright, I'm ... Cruiserweight champion? Ughhh.. **throws into random fireplace **

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Taker, always the ideal citizen, stops falling Orlando Jordan from destroying the horribly-placed Smurf Village.

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Hiroko: You are one weird lookin' motha', you know that? And that booby.. ehhww?

Tara Reid: SHUT UP, PARTY PEOPLE! POETRY.COM ..WHOOO! **friend pulls up her strap ** .. Thhhank ju... BASTARD? ** flops! **

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(singing): I'm strong to the finish cuz I eat me spinach, I'm Angle the guy..that looks like Popeye.. MAN! **putt putt**

sucked.. I mean, end.

[Gouda]

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Big Show: So I was walking down the street when I- GROIN KICK!!!
Luther: What th- ARRRRRRRG!!!!

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Two bodies.... BECOME ONE!!

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Is it Angle?
Is it Show?
This mystery cannot be untangled,
Sadly we'll never know.

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Girl(no idea who this is): Yeah, the funniest thing happened. I poked the Pillsbury Dough Boy and he..... kind of exploded. Yes. Nothing sexual was going on. Nothing at all. :shifty:

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Kurt: The ref... He's a zombie!!
Ref: Urg Arg.
Kurt: Must use opponent as bludgeon... *grabs foot*

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Haas: I believe they call it.... menages trois.

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Undertaker: The building.... it's too dark! Shiny belt to the rescue!

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Hiroko: Behold my power.
*mystical wind starts to blow*

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Kurt: Alright... I do a couple of these and then they digitally add in the weights later. Sweet.

[PorkSoda]

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Chyna is working her way back into the WWE

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Joy botches the Macarina.

[Corkscrewed]

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Show wasn't as technically sound in karate as others might be, but that still was no excuse to overcompensate and kick a hole through Luther's stomach.

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Hilarity strikes when Big Bird gets access to the rafters.

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The new WWE Anti-Semen Protective Mask wasn't that efficient.

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Sure, Joy is hot and all, but she can't apply mousse for shit.

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This would be Kurt's greatest test yet in the Put the Body Parts Back in Correct Order Contest.

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Amidst the melee, only Brian Hebner noticed the turkey sprouting up from Dawn Marie's neck.

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In the intergalactic Hide-And-Seek match, hiding behind a championship belt was pretty useless when God was "It."

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Taker certainly found new ways to execute his weekly Buns of Steel check.

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Torrie: "What do you mean you're prettier than me when you're not in makeup?!"

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Sure, they were both "rock," but somehow, I think the Frost Titan's "rock" beat Kurt's "rock."

[nWo 4 Life]

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Hilarity strikes when Big Bird gets access to the rafters.


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Sure, they were both "rock," but somehow, I think the Frost Titan's "rock" beat Kurt's "rock."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Hilarious! :y: