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Fignuts
12-01-2004, 02:45 AM
My friend works security at the Buffalo airport, and apparently they had to detain Ric Flair. What happened was that Flair just came in from a really long flight, and I guess they couldn't find his baggage. Flair got really agitated and started verbally abusing the guy at the desk. The guy even wanted to press charges. :roll: My friend wasn't there when they put the handcuffs on him, but he was there when they were about to call the police to arrest him. My friend said, "You can't have him arrested! That's Ric Flair!" Long story short, they let him off with a citation thanks to my friend. After that my friend got to talk to Ric and he ended up being really cool. Benoit and Shane Helms even showed up to make sure Flair didn't get thrown in the slammer. My friend got to talk to Helms a little bit too. I want to work in airport security now.

Dave Youell
12-01-2004, 02:56 AM
Cool Story (y)

Corkscrewed
12-01-2004, 02:58 AM
BULL SHIT!!!!!

:shifty:



Actually, that's pretty funny (assuming it's true), and pretty cool. Not the most typical way to meet a wrestler, but interesting nonetheless.

Lara Emily
12-01-2004, 03:10 AM
Good to see Flair is still sane and stable.


Doubt the only reason Flair didn't get arrested was because your friend though and if it was then that's a fucking stupid reason.

Fignuts
12-01-2004, 03:15 AM
Probably not but it's cool to think he had some part in it.

Lara Emily
12-01-2004, 03:29 AM
Probably not but it's cool to think he had some part in it.
If you think that someone potentually getting off easy because he's a celebirty where as the aervage person would have been taken away is cool then maybe.

DaveWadding
12-01-2004, 03:37 AM
Flair is a God amongst men.

Fignuts
12-01-2004, 03:39 AM
A celebrity gets fame, fortune, and special treatment for standing in front of a camera, and posing on runways. They don't put their body on the line, and risk permanant injury every time they go to work. And for a guy who's been doing it so long, he can get all the special treatment he wants for all I care.

Mr. Nerfect
12-01-2004, 04:26 AM
A celebrity gets fame, fortune, and special treatment for standing in front of a camera, and posing on runways. They don't put their body on the line, and risk permanant injury every time they go to work. And for a guy who's been doing it so long, he can get all the special treatment he wants for all I care.

But being able to whatever he pleases. Hmm. :-\

That's a good story, and its's nice to see Flair appreciated that he was saved by a fan. Now you should get him to blackmail Flair. :shifty:

But it's nice to here little things like this.

Lara Emily
12-01-2004, 04:28 AM
A celebrity gets fame, fortune, and special treatment for standing in front of a camera, and posing on runways. They don't put their body on the line, and risk permanant injury every time they go to work. And for a guy who's been doing it so long, he can get all the special treatment he wants for all I care.

So what you are saying is, it's ok for Flair to verbally abuse because he's a wrestler, rrright.

Lara Emily
12-01-2004, 04:29 AM
But being able to whatever he pleases. Hmm. :-\

That's a good story, and its's nice to see Flair appreciated that he was saved by a fan. Now you should get him to blackmail Flair. :shifty:

But it's nice to here little things like this.
Indeed it's always nice to hear about famous people being rude pricks to people and getting away with it, I mean as long as they appreciate the guy who recognizes their divine right to special treatment.

The Cerebral Assassin
12-01-2004, 05:25 AM
That should have arrested Flair so that he woud be ass-raped in the slammer.

Funky Fly
12-01-2004, 05:57 AM
That should have arrested Flair so that he woud be ass-raped in the slammer.
I don't think there are many guys tough enough to assrape him. He may be a geezer, but he's still a wrestler (ie. has higher pain threshold and toughness than the average Joe).

Mr. Nerfect
12-01-2004, 06:41 AM
I don't think there are many guys tough enough to assrape him. He may be a geezer, but he's still a wrestler (ie. has higher pain threshold and toughness than the average Joe).

Not to mention he can look pretty psychotic. And if he slapped the Figure Four on his cellmate, I don't think they'd be feeling much pleasure. Also Flair is a pretty resilient guy.

.44 Magdalene
12-01-2004, 08:17 AM
I don't think there are many guys tough enough to assrape him. He may be a geezer, but he's still a wrestler (ie. has higher pain threshold and toughness than the average Joe).

Yeah...that high pain threshold might come in handy in jail. :shifty: It'd be hilarious to see him running from cellmates, and then doing the old man flop...

Shadow
12-01-2004, 09:10 AM
I don't think there are many guys tough enough to assrape him. He may be a geezer, but he's still a wrestler (ie. has higher pain threshold and toughness than the average Joe).

Doesn't he get enough ass raping from HHH?

KayfabeMan
12-01-2004, 09:53 AM
Doesn't he get enough ass raping from HHH?

It's not rape if it's consentual.... :shifty:

PorkSoda
12-01-2004, 10:09 AM
The cops probably came in the airport with handcuffs and Flair probably went to climb onto the luggage table to get away from them, but probably got thrown off by an officer :naughty:

Innovator
12-01-2004, 11:21 AM
It's not rape if it's consentual.... :shifty:
I doubt Hunter gives him a reach around

Gerard
12-01-2004, 11:54 AM
The cops probably came in the airport with handcuffs and Flair probably went to climb onto the luggage table to get away from them, but probably got thrown off by an officer :naughty:


:lol:

RP
12-01-2004, 12:45 PM
I keep imagining Flair on his knee's pleading noo noo waving his hands and junk begging for mercy then the cop eases up and flair pokes a finger in his eye and runs.

Savio
12-01-2004, 02:48 PM
Damn we almost had him off TV for awhile.

Fignuts
12-01-2004, 03:36 PM
It's understandable why he flipped out though. If I was coming in from a really long flight just to find that my luggage was missing, I might lose it too. It's not like he tried harm the guy physicaly or anything.

loopydate
12-01-2004, 03:49 PM
[That night in some luggage warehouse.]

GUY #1: Hey!

GUY #2: What?

GUY #1: I just found some guy's bag.

GUY #2: Oh, yeah? What's the tag say?

GUY #1: Uh... [Reads] "Property of the limousine-ridin' jet-flyin' kiss-stealin' wheelin'-dealin' son of a gun." [Turns card over] "Whoo."

GUY #2: Must be a terrorist. Better tell security to persecute some brown people tomorrow.

Fignuts
12-01-2004, 03:52 PM
Loopydate, you are the pinnacle of too-muchery. :lol:

MVP
12-01-2004, 04:27 PM
I could them trying to handcuff Flair, and then he does the Flair flop.

Corkscrewed
12-02-2004, 04:15 AM
That should have arrested Flair so that he woud be ass-raped in the slammer.

Something tells me it'd actually be Flair making the other inmates ride Space Mountain instead...

nWo 4 Life
12-02-2004, 08:17 AM
They don't put their body on the line, and risk permanant injury every time they go to work.

They do if they're filming with Lita :shifty:

Fignuts
12-02-2004, 11:10 AM
ZING!

Lara Emily
12-02-2004, 12:50 PM
It's understandable why he flipped out though. If I was coming in from a really long flight just to find that my luggage was missing, I might lose it too. It's not like he tried harm the guy physicaly or anything.


Shit happens, thing is I doubt the guy he verbaly assualted was the one who lost them either.

Mayo
12-02-2004, 02:06 PM
I can imagine Naitch turning beet red, tearing off his suit jacket, and being restricted by security just like he does when he gets tossed from ringside :lol: