Armageddon 2004

[Joe Kerr]

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WWE Champion JBL had just given a glorious victory speech after defeating five-time WCW Champion and No. 1 Contender Booker T at Survivor Series in November.

He basically proclaimed himself the WWE Champion to end all champions, even comparing himself to Michael Jordan.

Suddenly, Booker T, Eddie Guerrero, and Undertaker, the last three men JBL has defeated to retain his WWE Championship, all interrupted, demanding championship rematches.

SmackDown! General Manger Theodore R. Long couldn't handle those requests, so he did the next best thing: They all would get a shot at the WWE Championship in a Fatal Four Way Match at the Armageddon pay-per-view extravaganza on Dec. 12.

JBL has overcome long odds in the past. But nothing quite like what he will be up against at Armageddon. Can the WWE Champion overcome the most monstrous odds of his WWE Championship reign? Or will Booker T, Eddie Guerrero or Undertaker find a way to walk out of Armageddon with the WWE Championship around their waist? There's only one way to find out - order Armageddon, live on pay-per-view, Dec. 12.

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It turns out Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio didn’t have to wait until Armageddon to become WWE Tag Team Champions.

Just three days before the big pay-per-view in Atlanta, the high-flying duo defeated rivals Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree on SmackDown!, making them the pair carrying the gold come Armageddon.

The roots behind this rivalry go back even further than when RVD and Mysterio teamed up. Dupree and RVD were tussling in singles competition and both were in the United States Championship hunt. On the Sunday Night Heat before SummerSlam, RVD got the best of Dupree, and Mr. Thursday Night beat the Frenchman once again on SmackDown! the following week. But after that match, Kenzo Suzuki came down and attacked RVD.

RVD wanted revenge and challenged Suzuki on the next edition of SmackDown! Dupree came down to ringside and helped Suzuki get the win and then pummeled RVD after the mach to add insult to injury. Dupree and Suzuki formed an unorthodox pairing, but it soon proved to be a very effective one. Proving that opposites do indeed attract, Dupree and Suzuki defeated Billy Kidman and Paul London for the WWE Tag Team Championship.

It was around this same time that RVD’s and Mysterio’s paths began to cross. The two combined with Hardcore Holly to take on all three Dudley Boys on a September edition of SmackDown! The following week, it was just Mysterio and RVD taking on Bubba Ray and D’Von Dudley in tag team competition and the pairing was a success. The two received a title shot at No Mercy in October, but Suzuki and Dupree came out on top.

Since then, they’ve had more time to gel and get their unique styles to mesh together. On the Nov. 18 edition of SmackDown! Mysterio and RVD upended Dupree and Suzuki, but it was a non-title match. Then, finally, on the Dec. 9 show, Rey and Rob won the WWE Tag Team Championship, making them the hunted for Armageddon.



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John Cena may have won back the United States Championship on the SmackDown! following Survivor Series, but he has been laid up with another injury ever since.

Following Cena’s victory over Carlito, Jesus stormed the ring while Cena was trying to reclaim his trademark chain necklace. Jesus delivered a pulverizing shoulderblock followed by several thunderous blows to Cena’s kidney region. As Cena stumbled out towards the middle of the ring, Jesus wrapped the chain around his fist and delivered a crushing blow to Cena’s injured kidney region leaving Cena writhing in pain on the mat.

That was the last WWE fans had seen of Cena, but Jesus hasn’t been a stranger to SmackDown! In fact, he was wreaking havoc again on the Dec. 2 edition. With Charlie Haas already in the ring, Carlito and Jesus came out as Carlito complained that Haas gets all the girls. Jesus then brutally attacked Haas leaving him incapacitated. Once the duo returned back stage General Manager Theodore Long had some news for them.

He informed Jesus that since Jesus likes to bring the “streets” to SmackDown!, then he will put Jesus in a Street Fight Match for Armageddon. Jesus seemed to like that idea until Long informed him that his opponent would be United States Champion John Cena, who likely isn't 100 percent.

Falls count anywhere and anything goes in this match, which makes you wonder if Jesus will use Cena's stolen steel chain against him.

The bad blood between Jesus and Cena has grown so intense, that a normal match just wouldn’t do. Long realized that the two would refuse to follow the rules in a normal match, so he’s now giving them the proper stage to settle their differences. Will the Doctor of Thuganomics be able to gain his revenge and take out the massive Jesus? Or will Jesus continue to punish Cena for injuring his protégé Carlito? Tune in to Armageddon on Dec. 12 at 8 p.m. Eastern on pay-per-view to find out.

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Time after time in WWE history, the best of friends have been turned into the most bitter of enemies, and time after time the reason tends to be because of some beautiful diva.

Charlie Haas, however, has had the tables turned on him. While he is currently engaged to the lovely Miss Jackie, the vivacious Dawn Marie has been fighting tirelessly to gain his attention. Obviously Miss Jackie hasn’t taken a liking to Dawn Marie’s tactics and is now ready to take her differences into the ring.

This bitter rivalry goes all the way back to September. On the Sept. 30 edition of SmackDown!, Dawn Marie came down to ringside and helped provide commentary for the Dudley Boys vs. Charlie Haas and Rico match. During the match she announced to the world that Miss Jackie and Hass were engaged, but that she was also having an affair with the groom-to-be. This prompted a titillating cat fight between the two WWE divas.

Dawn Marie then joined forces with the Dudleys to take on Haas, Rico and Miss Jackie in a six-man tag match at No Mercy. Haas, Rico and Miss Jackie came out on top, but Dawn Marie predicted that the marriage wouldn’t last.

Then on the Nov. 4 edition of SmackDown!, the to divas engaged in an arm wrestling contest. Before the contest could even begin, Dawn Marie attacked Miss Jackie, prompting Charlie Haas to hobble out on crutches as he was recovering from an injury. The two then faced off again on the Thanksgiving edition of SmackDown! in a Pilgrim vs. Indian Match. The two could not compose themselves enough for a full match yet again as the contest resulted in another cat fight.

Things finally came to a head on the Dec. 2 edition of SmackDown!. The two divas came out during the night wearing the same Santa outfit. They were scheduled for a match, but before it could begin, Dawn Marie taunted Miss Jackie with more remarks insinuating that she was with Charlie the previous night. After yet another cat fight ensued, General Manager Theodore Long came out and proclaimed that he had enough. To settle the score, he set up a match between the two for Armageddon. And since they’re both fighting over Charlie Haas, Haas will get to sort it all out as the guest referee.

Will Charlie stay true to his fiancée, Miss Jackie? Or will the seductress Dawn Marie lure him to the dark side?


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Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak have been wreaking havoc on Big Show for quite some time now, and the big man has finally had enough. In order to make sure there’s no interference in his match, he decided to ask that all three of his rivals be involved in this handicap match. Has he bitten off a little more than he can chew?

This rivalry dates all the way back to the April 15 edition of SmackDown! Big Show lost a match against Eddie Guerrero in which he had to retire due to the loss as mandated by General Manager Kurt Angle. Infuriated by this result, Big Show attacked Torrie Wilson. Angle came to the rescue, but Big Show chokeslammed him off a platform down to the concrete floor.

Big Show was reinstated when Theodore Long took over as General Manager, though, and he reappeared on the Sept. 9 edition of SmackDown! He came out during a Lumberjack Match between Angle and Guerrero and demolished all of the lumberjacks. The following week he was forced to choose between two contracts. One was to face Angle at No Mercy and the other was to face Guerrero. Big Show teased choosing the Guerrero contract, but chose Angle instead.

On the Sept. 26 edition of SmackDown!, Angle came out with Jindrak and Reigns and shot Big Show with a tranquilizer dart. Once the big man had fallen and was out of commission, the trio shaved Big Show’s head, stripping him of his dignity. Big Show took out his anger on Angle at No Mercy and won the match with a Chokeslam off the top rope.

Big Show found himself on the opposite side of Angle, Jindrak and Reigns at Survivor Series, but before the event even took place, Angle tried to break the big man’s ankle in his patented Ankle Lock. Although not broken, Big Show suffered a severely injured ankle that required heavy taping.

Then on the Thanksgiving edition of SmackDown!, Reigns interrupted Big Show’s Thanksgiving Dinner, hitting new WWE Diva Joy Giovanni in the face with a cream pie. Big Show threw Reigns out of the ring before a full-blown food fight ensued. One week later, Reigns apologized for the scene he caused and asked Giovanni out to dinner. The diva was flattered, but already had plans with Big Show. Reigns was infuriated and backed Joy into a corner. Big Show came to the rescue and challenged all three men to a handicap match.

If anyone can take out three world-class athletes at one time it would have to be the massive Big Show. But not only are these three world-class athletes, Angle has been known to have a world-class mind as well. Will Angle be able to outsmart Big Show? Or will the big man finally get his revenge?

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The competition began with thousands of entries from all over the world.

After weeks of grueling training and unique and sometimes humiliating challenges, the $1,000,000 Tough Enough has come down to two hopefuls:

Daniel Puder and Mike Mizanin.

Puder, a former cage fighter, and Mizanin, a MTV reality show veteran, will battle each other for Tough Enough bragging rights.

This match will feature three 1-minute rounds.

Anything can happen in this kind of format. WWE fans might remember WrestleMania XV, when Bart Gunn and Butterbean had a Brawl for All. Butterbean demolished Gunn, who lasted barley 40 seconds before being sent down to the canvas.

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Spike Dudley had a wonderful night at Survivor Series, surviving a Fatal Four Way that included Billy Kidman, Chavo Guerrero and Rey Mysterio.

Still, Funaki wasn’t involved in that match, which makes Armageddon all the more interesting.

While Funaki has been more known in recent months as SmackDown!’s No. 1 announcer, he can capture his first Cruiserweight Championship with a win over Spike on Dec. 12.

But that doesn’t figure to be easy. Spike, often with the help of his brothers Bubba and D-Von, has turned back all challengers.

But when Funaki surivived a Cruiserweight Battle Royal on the SmackDown! prior to Armageddon, he became the new No. 1 contender, unlikley as it may sound.


Armageddon Trivia

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[Nervous Ferret]

Fatal 4 Way: JBL or Eddie. Probably JBL but Eddie :wink:
tag team championship: RVD and Rey
U.S title streetfight: Cena
Miss Jackie vrs. Dawn Marie: Who cares. Dawn will win just so Charlie and Jackie will fight but eventually get married at Wrestlemania
3 on 1 handicapp match: Big Show
Dixie Dogfight: Miz has got some heart he'll win
Cruiserweight title: Spike by cheating but Funaki will get a rematch on SmackDown.

[The CyNick]

JBL retains

Cena retains

Rey and RVD retain

Funaki wins CW title

Dawn Marie wins

Puder wins (this will be ugly)

Show wins (doesn't pin Angle)

I think they might add another match to make 8, only because with the girls and the Dixie Dog Fight, they have 2 matches that will be very quick. Also, aside from the main event I dont see a match here that can go longer than 10 or 12 minutes.

So I wouldn't mind seeing either a CW guantlet match (unlikely), or a Chavo-Kidman match. At least they have some heat, and it wouldn't be as bad as most matches that are added the day of the PPV.

Another possibility would be something with the Bashams.

Looks like another weak single brand show. The show doesn't seem to have much steam, even though the TV has been decent in terms og actually building the show, its just that its a bad show (on paper anyway). They have been doing good ratings on SD recently, so maybe that'll help (likely not), but this still has 170,000 buys written all over it. Anything more, and I think JBL is a God.

I wont order, just because I dont order any PPVs, but I have a feeling they might do a title switch just to shake things up. I could see it going on Booker T, only for JBL to get it back at the Rumble, or before. Ahh who am I kidding, JBL will likely just win.

[Head]

JBL
Cena
Rey and RVD
Spike
Dawn
Puder
Angle, Jindrak, and Reigns

[Joe Kerr]

Booker T .......probably JBL though
RVD and Rey im thinking Torrie will be involved after Kenzos chick is involved (whats her name again?)
Cena (if he is done with his movie....if not then Jesus)
Spike do yo interference by the Dudlys and hopefully this sets up a feud with the Dudlys and whomever comes down to help Funaki
Miss Jackie
Puder hands down will destroy Miz
Big Show...he already took out the whole smackdown Roster in less than 3 minutes so three guys ain nothing,

[The Naitch]

I normally never watch PPV's but I want to see Puder clean house on Miz.

[Innovator]

Puder is going to go UFC on his ass

[The Naitch]

I bet Miz is scared shitless

[Team Sheep]

I bet there will be some kind of swerve before the DDF and it will probably be a stupid board game or something knowing the WWE.

[Mr. Nerfect]

JBL retains

Cena retains

Rey and RVD retain

Funaki wins CW title

Dawn Marie wins

Puder wins (this will be ugly)

Show wins (doesn't pin Angle)

I think they might add another match to make 8, only because with the girls and the Dixie Dog Fight, they have 2 matches that will be very quick. Also, aside from the main event I dont see a match here that can go longer than 10 or 12 minutes.

So I wouldn't mind seeing either a CW guantlet match (unlikely), or a Chavo-Kidman match. At least they have some heat, and it wouldn't be as bad as most matches that are added the day of the PPV.

Another possibility would be something with the Bashams.

Looks like another weak single brand show. The show doesn't seem to have much steam, even though the TV has been decent in terms og actually building the show, its just that its a bad show (on paper anyway). They have been doing good ratings on SD recently, so maybe that'll help (likely not), but this still has 170,000 buys written all over it. Anything more, and I think JBL is a God.

I wont order, just because I dont order any PPVs, but I have a feeling they might do a title switch just to shake things up. I could see it going on Booker T, only for JBL to get it back at the Rumble, or before. Ahh who am I kidding, JBL will likely just win.

Angle might continue his Kurt Angle Invitational at the PPV, just before or after he beats or is defeated by The Big Show (depending when the challenge takes place).

For some reason I can see HBK costing Kurt Angle the match. That would make the PPV feel worth the buy right there.

Another idea that actually hit me before the tag title change was that I can see The Bashams and Orlando Jordan getting the title matches against the faces defending their belts. Maybe they could "buy" the shots from the challenging heels, so then we get The Cabinet and JBL complete with championships (save Amy Weber), and the injured Jesus doesn't need to wrestle, and can "injure" John Cena till the Royal Rumble where Cena comes back an eliminates Jesus and/or Carlito.

I suppose they could have Cena retain the title against Orlando (at risk of making Jordan look weak), so he's sort of the only guy on the roster to defend himself successfully against JBL's attack. Then you can have Jesus and/or The Cabinet beatdown Cena keeping him off-screen until Rumble time.

The only match I am really certain we will see a title change in is Spike vs. Funaki. I hope we see everyone in the arena marks out if/when he takes the belt. Funaki could actually help the division, IMO. I'm hoping he loses it at the Rumble to Ultimo Dragon, which leads to Rey vs. Ultimo at WrestleMania and Funaki & Akio becomming a credible heel tag team under Ultimo.

[Eunos]

The card doent look overly exciting.

But i don't have anything to do tomorrow and i get it for free so i guess ill stay up and watch.

[Funky Fly]

FATAL 4 WAY
What Funky wants: Booker T or Guerrero Wins
What will happen: JBL Retains

WWE TAG TEM TITLES
What Funky wants: RVD and Rey Retain and Kenzo stops holding dupree back
What will happen: RVD and Rey Retain

DAWN VS JACKIE
What Funky wants: Jackie to win so the angle can die already
What will happen: "accidental" nudity and Dawn wins

STREETFIGHT
What Funky Wants: Cena Retains, finishes filming The Marine already
What Will Happen: Cena Retains, but gets injured further

HANDICAP MATCH
What Funky wants: Show wins, but Angle never actually wrestles
What will happen: Angle doesn't wrestle, but gets tagged in to make the pin

DIXIE DOG FIGHT
What Funky wants: RIP Miz
What Will happen: Just before Miz dies, someone stops the fight

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
What Funky REALLY wants: Funaki wins
What will happen: The Dudley Boys return and kill Funaki

[RemyRed]

Undertaker gets the title tonight, setting to defend against Angle at WM.

[Danny Electric]

Joey her name is Hiroko.

[Azriel]

I really would like to see Taker win.

[Joe Kerr]

Joey her name is Hiroko.



Ah yes , Thanks Danny

[Azriel]

Love the new avatar Joey. I was almost going to ask Jabba for that one, but I decided to go for one a bit more G rated :lol:

[Mister Sinister]

Okay....Question, How long will it take Puder to make Miz scream like a bitch and submit or pin him?

My Guess....I give it 24 seconds

[Loose Cannon]

lol, this shit is tonight? No way

[SammyG]

Im gonna be so pissed if JBL retains tonight. And just knowing that its gonna happen most probably just makes it worse. It's Takers time...

[Loose Cannon]

I kind of hope he does retain because winning a 4 way isn't really the "big" win. And when someone finally beats JBL, it should be a one on one.

[Loose Cannon]

I kind of hope he does retain because winning a 4 way isn't really the "big" win. And when someone finally beats JBL, it should be a one on one.

[Azriel]

I'm with you LC, he should probably lose at Royal Rumble. That would be the best way to book it.

[Nervous Ferret]

whoa...dejavu.

<font color=skyblue>I don't know what you're talking about. - Funky

[Azriel]

what? :lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

LC had a double post, but I guess he deleted one of them.

Either JBL loses the belt tonight, or he doesn't lose till' Mania.

[Azriel]

I don't see him lasting till Mania. He'd better not. It's either tonight or the Rumble.

[Nervous Ferret]

nah..Mania against Cena after Cena wins the Rumble.

[Nervous Ferret]

The week before the Rumble Cena loses the U.S title to Haas or something. Then he goes into the Rumble all mad and shit and wins it.

[Azriel]

I would love to see Cena/Undertaker at Mania for the World Title with Cena winning. I agree with you that I think Cena will win the Rumble.

[Nervous Ferret]

whoa...dejavu.

I don't know what you're talking about. - Funky Get out of my brain.

[Nervous Ferret]

I would love to see Cena/Undertaker at Mania for the World Title with Cena winning. I agree with you that I think Cena will win the Rumble. Cena/JBL would be great. JBL one day strats talking about how much wiggers and shit are ruining America. Cena comes out. *Huge pop*. And theres a spark. WWE can figure the rest out.

[Joe Kerr]

Love the new avatar Joey. I was almost going to ask Jabba for that one, but I decided to go for one a bit more G rated :lol:


I was gonna have him make one for me but he's busy...so i said id take this one

[MVP]

Ugly card tonight, but God I hope Funaki wins.

[Joe Kerr]

Soooooo who thinks we're gonna have a charlie Haas heel turn?

[Nervous Ferret]

Jabba made my avatar.
That is one angry ass beaver.

[Nervous Ferret]

Haas heel turn = ratings. No nothing can save SmackDown.
Haas heel turn = good, but still SmaackDown will suck.

[Azriel]

Soooooo who thinks we're gonna have a charlie Haas heel turn?
I do :wave:

[Nervous Ferret]

The show should be starting soon. It's 8:06

[Joe Kerr]

Im gonna say Torrie helps Rey and RVD retain tonight...after hiroko interferes

[Azriel]

Tough Enough opening the show, or tag titles?

[Nervous Ferret]

Rey and RVD heel turn? They've been acting rather heelish lately. But there always kind of quarky like that.

[Azriel]

Good call Joey, by the way. I see that happening too. She'll probably distract Kenzo in some kind of fashion.

[Joe Kerr]

Tag titles should be mid card

[Azriel]

Rey and RVD heels? Nah, don't see it. I'd be interested in seeing what Rey is like as a heel though

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah it won't happen. I'd want to see what they would be like though.

[Azriel]

So, anyone giving us PBP?

[Azriel]

Was Rey ever a heel in WCW?

[Joe Kerr]

Dupree had a nice Batista clothesline to RVD

[Azriel]

Told ya it was either tag titles or Tough Enough :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

On a side note I finally got around to the 5 star challenge in SVR

[Joe Kerr]

DID I call a Torrie run in or what??? Its great being the Radd man

[Azriel]

So Joey, when you finally going to return to TNA? We need the Raddical One back.

[Danny Electric]

They'll be Danny Electric promo up soon. I just need some inspiration and I don't know what the hell is happening with Money Inc.

[Joe Kerr]

So Joey, when you finally going to return to TNA? We need the Raddical One back.


I need a solid feud and story...So far Im a bit lost in there...Considering I held the TNA title for about 6 months I should get a decent role

[Nervous Ferret]

Mrs. Hands-On-Cock could beat you all.

[Azriel]

Well, I think if MVP gets the title you should come back and say since he's your best buddy and all that you deserve the first shot at the title.

[Nervous Ferret]

Mrs. Hands-On-Cock = Women's champion.

[Azriel]

You're a guy, right Ferret? Why on Earth are you playing a girl then? :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

I need to find some more christian pics or change my character

[Nervous Ferret]

When "The Naitch" asked me to join him he thought I was a girl. :$

[Joe Kerr]

This match isnt as entertaining as i thought it would be...Right now its mostly Kenzo whooping all over Rey....and now Dupree comes in...struting?.

[Azriel]

Oh don't change your character Joey. Christian fits your character perfectly.

[Azriel]

So, what did Torrie do Joey?

[Nervous Ferret]

But I was desperate enough to somewhat join the "C-Fed" I told "The Naitch" I was a chick.

[Joe Kerr]

So, what did Torrie do Joey?


Torrie came down after Hiroko interfered and chased her away from ringside....I thought you were watching.

[Azriel]

Me? No. I'm not watching this. I'm just hanging here talking to you guys.

[Nervous Ferret]

As am I.

[Joe Kerr]

619.....5 star frog splash....123 Rey and RVD

[Nervous Ferret]

rawr. The lion known as Rey and RVD wins.

[Joe Kerr]

Kurt Angle match already....

[Azriel]

All is right with the world. What do you guys think is the suprise Angle's referring to?

[Azriel]

Angle match already? Thats disappointing

[Joe Kerr]

Kurt vs. Santa LOL

[Joe Kerr]

S..Anta

[Joe Kerr]

why cant you type in santa ?....<----S.anta

[Azriel]

What? :lol: That's too much

[Joe Kerr]

SANTA> tapped out

[Jorgha]

I am convinced Angle has taken one to many chair shots...
That was just wrong on several levels.

[Joe Kerr]

Dixie dog fight

[Azriel]

He made Santa tap out :lol:

[Azriel]

alright now, lets not make this another Bart Gunn incident.

[Jorgha]

Wonder what Angle is getting in his stocking this Christmas :p

[SammyG]

jorgha, ur avatar is major gunns isnt it? :D

[Azriel]

I would love to see The Rock, maybe this week on Smackdown punk out The Miz for trying to copy him :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

bets on puder

[Azriel]

I don't think its Major Gunns. Hair's too dark.

[Jorgha]

SammyG,
I changed it last night from the bookworm after having two people refer to me as a guy to a half naked Klingon chick. I just need to change "mostly harmless" to something more fitting for the picture....

[Joe Kerr]

Holla Holla...Teddy Long is in the ring

[Azriel]

Okay, we have like 10 people viewing this thread and less than half are participating here. Come on people, I know you're out there. :lol:

[Azriel]

Maybe you can have that Hitchhiker guy for your avatar Jorgha :lol:

[SammyG]

lol, i had that same picture.. off of womenofwrestling.com or somethin like that, old site. major gunns was hot hot hot. if that is the picture... which im startin to doubt

[Azriel]

So, what's Teddy Long saying?

[SammyG]

Lemme holla at ya playa

[Azriel]

:|

[Mr. JL]

Okay, we have like 10 people viewing this thread and less than half are participating here. Come on people, I know you're out there. :lol:
Puder is going to kill The Miz... IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!

[Joe Kerr]

no knock out so the crowd decides who won....Puder blasted Miz....Puder won

[Azriel]

What was Teddy doing? Referee?

[SammyG]

Congratz to the Miz though for standin his own

[Mr. JL]

I was going to buy this event out of nothing to do tonight but my satelite is fucked because of the big storm up in Canada. I think it is for the better. Though looks like RVD actually won a PPV match...

Main Event and Tag titles was all I was really interested in.. and Puder totally NOT :shifty: killing the Miz.

[Joe Kerr]

Uh Oh ....Puder is promoting Ultimate fighting

[Joe Kerr]

What was Teddy doing? Referee?


Teddy was ring annoucer.

[Azriel]

Well, that's shocking :roll:

[Azriel]

Oh, okay.

[Azriel]

Dawn Marie and Jackie next?

[Joe Kerr]

LOL booker T and Eddie were talking about teaming up to take out the undertaker...then the undertaker was standing behind them...it was commical....

the Bashams are making there way to the ring....huh?.....and now Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas

[Joe Kerr]

Unscheduled tag match.

[Azriel]

blah

[Joe Kerr]

I like Charlie Haas...the other three shoulda been released instead of Rico and Billy gunn

[Mr. JL]

Unscheduled tag matchES SUCK.
...at least the Bashams are not in OVW..... yet.

[Nervous Ferret]

wooooooooooo im back.

[Azriel]

as am I. What'd I miss? Tag match still going on?

[Joe Kerr]

Dawn runs down to help Jackie then miss Jackie runs down distracting..the Bashams...Hardcore got pinned....Hardcore gets in Haas face poking him in the head telling him to get his shit together...I thought Haas was gonna deck him

[Nervous Ferret]

you were gone for 7 minutes. :wtf:

[Joe Kerr]

Royal rumble commercial making fun of west side story...funny shit

[Azriel]

a lot can happen in 7 minutes as you can clearly see above you :lol:

[Azriel]

Was wondering when they would do something like that. Very fitting :lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

Fuckkore don't matter.

[Azriel]

Yeah, Holly can burn in hell for all I care

[Joe Kerr]

Cena vs. Jesus Match

[Nervous Ferret]

Cennnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Nervous Ferret]

whoa...I made the page turn white...and it's cool.

[Joe Kerr]

New US title....get this the face plate spins...its hypnotizing

[Azriel]

Come on Cena. Hopefully he's back for good.

[Joe Kerr]

I like cenas shirt Ruck Fules

[Nervous Ferret]

lolz*

[Azriel]

Cena's so cool.

[Joe Kerr]

cena is beasting Jesus with a kendo stick

[Azriel]

So, was it verified that it was Jesus who beat up Cena at the nightclub?

[Joe Kerr]

Cena just took a fans cup of beer and took a drink LOL...I wonder if he will get in trouble for drinking on the job

[Jorgha]

Hey, some lucky person in the audiance is going to get bled on by Jesus.

[Joe Kerr]

So, was it verified that it was Jesus who beat up Cena at the nightclub?


pretty much yeah


Jesus has yet to do anything on offence...carlito and Jesus are double teaming him and he is still whooping them both

[Jorgha]

I wonder who stocks the items under the ring and how they decide to put stuff down there for the guys to beat each other with.

[Azriel]

Cena! Cena! Cena!

[Joe Kerr]

Cena won.....ok he did more than win he destroyed Jesus....absolutly no offence by Jesus...Cena got his chain and nailed Carlito in the head.

[Jorgha]

I bet Carlito didn't think that was cool...

[Azriel]

Now I know who that is Jorgha. That's Alley Baggett. Love her. You should probably change it though. You can see half her boobie in the pic.

[Azriel]

Gotta love squash matches

[Jorgha]

Last night someone told me you could see enough of her boobs... I can't win. LOL

[Joe Kerr]

Miss Jackie versus Dawn Marie

[Joe Kerr]

Charlie turned heel

[Jorgha]

A wet fish....
That was harsh.
Funny, but harsh...

[Joe Kerr]

Charlie said making love to miss Jackie is like making love to a dead wet fish....Charlie then asked Dawn Marie why she is such a slut and said he wouldnt make love to either one of them....crowds cheering for Charlie

[Jorgha]

So is that technically a heal turn?
How does this one work?

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena just took a fans cup of beer and took a drink LOL...I wonder if he will get in trouble for drinking on the job

Hahahahahaha.

You're so funny. :|

[Azriel]

I think he's turning gay. All those months with Rico warped his brain :lol:

[The Answer]

Joy Giovanni lip wrestling with the Big Show? I thought she was married with kids

[Joe Kerr]

Angle Reigns and Jindrak vs. Big Show

[Azriel]

I know she has kids. I'm not definite about the married aspect.

[The Answer]

Charlie said making love to miss Jackie is like making love to a dead wet fish....Charlie then asked Dawn Marie why she is such a slut and said he wouldnt make love to either one of them....crowds cheering for Charlie

Marry either one.He said he screwed Dawn and she was good

[KingofOldSchool]

Joy Giovanni lip wrestling with the Big Show? I thought she was married with kids

Well Carmella did technically call Joy a slut, so I guess she might have been right...

[Azriel]

relationship angles in general are just dumb.

[The Answer]

I know she has kids. I'm not definite about the married aspect.

Well Show is definetely married but either way Show gets a :y: from me for that make out session lucky dog

[Hired Hitman]

It's a part of the show, guys ;)

They're like actors...

[Joe Kerr]

Is it just me or are RAW PPVS so much more entertaining and better

[Azriel]

Highly agree there Joey. They are far more entertaining and better.

[Azriel]

and we're back :lol:

Damn technical difficulties

[Azriel]

Anyway, Big Show won

and we have a new cruiserweight champion folks. Funaki won.

[The Answer]

Anyone but JBL(Begins to beg)

[Nervous Ferret]

Funakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Nervous Ferret]

Fucking carpet with a body.

[Nervous Ferret]

can someone post a review of what has happened so far?
I'm a bit confused.

[Azriel]

Big Show won his match by pinning Jindrak, and Funaki won with a roll-up

[crash99]

Can't believe Funaki won.

[Nervous Ferret]

cool so:
Rey and RVD retained
Puder won the dogfight
Bashams won
Big Show won
Funaki won

anything else yet?

[Joe Kerr]

I wasnt able to get this page up for like the last 30 mins....anyway we are in the middle of the fatal four way..

[Joe Kerr]

cool so:
Rey and RVD retained
Puder won the dogfight
Bashams won
Big Show won
Funaki won

anything else yet?


Dawn Marie

[Joe Kerr]

Also Kurt made Santa, Tap out

[Nervous Ferret]

Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!

Come on....Vince the ratings. Think about the ratings.

[Azriel]

well besides the Dawn Marie/Jackie suckfest? Nope.

Oh, and the main event is currently underway

[Nervous Ferret]

Santa? :wtf: his gold medal thing? And did Charlie turn?

[Azriel]

Anything other than JBL would help ratings immensely

[KingofOldSchool]

Who is the idiot who gave Funaki a title and what has he done to actually deserve it?

Funaki is a joke, always has been a joke, and always will be a joke.

Unless he turns heel and joins Kenzo, then the Cruiserweight title will only become more of a joke than it already is.

[Joe Kerr]

Santa? :wtf: his gold medal thing? And did Charlie turn?


Yes and Yes...we think...He doesnt want Jackie or Dawn

[Azriel]

I wouldn't say Charlie turned since he basically dissed both of them. Will have to wait for Smackdown to see what happens.

[Innovator]

Anyone but JBL.

Seriously that whole anyone but bush movement shifted to JBL

[Nervous Ferret]

very true. very true indeed. But undalay holmes. That is soooo much fun to say.

[Innovator]

I'd be happy if Funaki ran in and unified the cruiserweight and WWE title.

[Joe Kerr]

Eddie with a ladder

[KingofOldSchool]

Anything other than JBL would help ratings immensely

No it wouldn't.

JBL has been one of the best things on Smackdown this year.

He may not be the best wrestler, but he is gold on the mic and can get by with watchable matches.

[Joe Kerr]

So this has turned into a fatal Four way ladder match

[GODSON]

When Eddie was champ, Smackdown was the worst in history and the ratings suck as well. Give the belt to the Undertaker, he deserve the belt more and will make the WWE and World title scene look important again.

By the way, Charlie should keep his I don't give a damn thing.

[Azriel]

that's orelay Ferret :lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

for real? I :heart: Theodore R. Long. What did he stop the middle of the match...or did someone just grab a ladder?

[Innovator]

BOOKER T! CMON BOOK MAN!

[Joe Kerr]

Booker T is cleaning house..Well never mind he just got powerbombed into a annouce table by Bradshaw.

[Azriel]

Eddie just grabbed a ladder I think

[Nervous Ferret]

that's orelay Ferret :lol: I don't give 2 fucks and a dorito. :roll:

[Joe Kerr]

for real? I :heart: Theodore R. Long. What did he stop the middle of the match...or did someone just grab a ladder?



Eddie got a ladder



Undertaker Just powerbombed JBL through a annouce table now.

[Azriel]

Ok, I'll hush up now :lol:

[Azriel]

Wait. Bradshaw powerbombed Booker through a table, then Taker powerbombed Bradshaw? :lol:

[Joe Kerr]

Undertaker had it won...he shoulda just pinned him...nooo had to go for the last ride and get whacked...Eddie hits 2 frog splashes and undertaker kicked out and sat up pissed off

[Volchok]

i dont know to me it sounds like the ppv is/was pretty good...

okay this is mad off topic but is it only me or is the red site layout the only one you can chose? i usually have the blue to match the theme of my comp but it wont let me change it..?

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Have Fatal Four way matches always been no DQ?

[Joe Kerr]

Wait. Bradshaw powerbombed Booker through a table, then Taker powerbombed Bradshaw? :lol:


Correct...its a fight between taker and Eddie..


Eddie setting up a ladder..going for the frog splash from the top...hits it but hurts his knee 2 count before JBL pulled the ref out

[Nervous Ferret]

yup.

[The Answer]

JBL botches Booker T powerbomb through the table elbows him table breaks.Last Ride to JBL through the other table.Eddie double Frog splash taker kicks out.JBL is up yet booker is still down :rofl:

[Azriel]

Come on Dead Man

[Azriel]

Wonder if Heidenreich will get involved?

[The Answer]

Taker with the Hogan legdrop gets a 2

[Nervous Ferret]

Eddie's got it. No booker. Nawww deadman's got it for sure. No JBL will retain.

[Nervous Ferret]

seems like a long match.

[Innovator]

Wonder if Heidenreich will get involved?
please don't mention that name this late in a PPV

[Nervous Ferret]

any blood from anyone?

[The Answer]

Heidereich!!!! is in and dismantles taker

[Joe Kerr]

Undertaker chokeslams all three again instead of going for the pin he trys a tombstone...Heindenrich attacks him

[Azriel]

I'm starting to feel you might be right about JBL retaining

[Nervous Ferret]

I smelled that coming...knowing wwe Heidenrich will end up champ.

[Azriel]

Alright, who's the man? Who called it? :lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

I did.

[Joe Kerr]

Bradshaw pins Booker T

[Nervous Ferret]

everyone must rep me because I smelled it.

[The Answer]

JBL hits Clothsline from hell on booker he wins. :n: :n: :n: :n: :n:

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

All hail JBL!

[Azriel]

Yes, but you didn't vocalize it :lol:

[Innovator]

you kidding?

[KingofOldSchool]

Alright, who's the man? Who called it? :lol:

Logic called it.

[Innovator]

I've lost all faith in the WWE now.

[Nervous Ferret]

now my Cena angle is gunna come into play.

[The Answer]

Worst ending ever Eddie could have easily broken that up

[Azriel]

Vince is a dumbass. Yes, JBL has been doing a good job with his role, but the fans don't want to see it. Why else are the ratings down? Gee, maybe you need a new champion perhaps?

[Nervous Ferret]

yarrrrrrrrrggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Azriel]

seemed like a fairly decent match till the end.

[Nervous Ferret]

If i'm right ith the Cena angle then....I dunno...then I will be right.

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince is a dumbass. Yes, JBL has been doing a good job with his role, but the fans don't want to see it. Why else are the ratings down? Gee, maybe you need a new champion perhaps?

NO ONE IN THE WWE WILL DRAW RATINGS RIGHT NOW!

Not Eddie.

Not Booker.

Not Taker.

Not even Cena right now.

JBL is the best champion possible for Smackdown right now and he has done a damn good job in his role.

[Gertner]

JBL JBL JBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Good stuff!

[The Answer]

NO ONE IN THE WWE WILL DRAW RATINGS RIGHT NOW!

Not Eddie.

Not Booker.

Not Taker.

Not even Cena right now.

JBL is the best champion possible for Smackdown right now and he has done a damn good job in his role.

I have to disagree Cena as champ would be fresh and interesting.This doesn't make JBL a legit champ anyway as again without that loon Heidenreich he would have lost

[Nervous Ferret]

So it just ended with JBL walking out with the belt?

[Azriel]

i don't know if I would like to see that Ferret. How many Wrestlemanias has Angle headline for Smackdown? At least two. Then again HHH headlined the last three, but at least the Angle matches are very good.

[KingofOldSchool]

I have to disagree Cena as champ would be fresh and interesting

No it wouldn't.

He should not even be anywhere near the WWE Title until around Wrestlemania 21, IF THAT.

[Azriel]

I agree with you there KOOS

[KingofOldSchool]

i don't know if I would like to see that Ferret. How many Wrestlemanias has Angle headline for Smackdown? At least two. Then again HHH headlined the last three, but at least the Angle matches are very good.

Jericho vs. HHH = Good
Triple H vs. Booker = Sucked
HHH vs. HBK vs. Benoit = Awesome

[Hardkore Kidd J]

No it wouldn't.

He should not even be anywhere near the WWE Title until around Wrestlemania 21, IF THAT.
:y:

[Nervous Ferret]

Azriel???What Cena winning the Rumble then beating JBL at mania. As Orton beats HHH somehow. Think Eddie/Benoit last year but replace them with Cena/Orton.

[Gerard]

Big show won using an F-5 in case anyones wondering.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

NO ONE IN THE WWE WILL DRAW RATINGS RIGHT NOW!

Not Eddie.

Not Booker.

Not Taker.

Not even Cena right now.

JBL is the best champion possible for Smackdown right now and he has done a damn good job in his role.
Cena may not be a huge draw yet but he's been off. That being said, John Cena would still draw than more JBL.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Big show won using an F-5 in case anyones wondering.:|

[The Answer]

No it wouldn't.

He should not even be anywhere near the WWE Title until around Wrestlemania 21, IF THAT.

So Cena should be left in mid card status while a guy like JBL was a mid to low carder one month and the WWE champ the next.Your thinking is fine but your not thinkin the wwe way.What other compnay would have funaki become Crusierweight champion when he had not won a significant match in three years or more

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HOWEVER KooS. I will agree Cena should not be champion until at least Mania 21, just to give it more of a build up. He still would draw more than JBL though.

[Azriel]

Why was Show using an F5? :wtf:

[Gerard]

Why was Show using an F5? :wtf:


Dunno, didn't really look all that good, kinda slow looking but a lot more height to it.

[The Answer]

Why was Show using an F5? :wtf:

Either

1)Future feud with Lesnar
2)Taunting or making fun of Lesnar

[Azriel]

Well of course Show would get more height on it, he's taller than Lesnar.

So, it's back to Heindenrape versus Taker. Woohoo! NOT!

[KingofOldSchool]

HOWEVER KooS. I will agree Cena should not be champion until at least Mania 21, just to give it more of a build up. He still would draw more than JBL though.

But I was talking about the WWE, currently. Things may change 3 months from now, but we don't know for sure.

Yet as of right now, giving Cena the title would be the same as them blowing their load on Orton's face turn way too soon. It would have an adverse affect and in the long run would not be as successful if they waited. JBL is a good heel to have as champion, because they can build his character up to the point to where whoever beats him, would be major.

[Azriel]

I'd be interested to see how long before Angle gets another title run.

[John la Rock]

lol Big Show using an F5

Lesnar is definetly coming back than. Maybe a Lesnar/Show match at Wrestlemania 21? It's a good idea. Cause everytime I see Lesnar F5 Big Show I marked out

[V]

Big Show did an F5? Was that today, i didn't watch the 3 on 1 match

but i have to say, for once, Smackdown has produced a nice solid payperview, it was great... not super omfg kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!, but great.

RVD and Rey vs Rene and Kenzo was alright, would have been a lot better if Kenzo and Rene were holding the titles, i dont' understand why they'd switch at smackdown instead of armageddon, but still a good match.

Kurt angle vs Santa Claus... had me laughing for about 2 seconds, it would have been better if the Santa was austin :(, pretty funny segment, the payperview coulda done without it tho

Bashams vs Holly and Hass.. yeah they called this a "bonus match" i call it a snoozefest, worst match of the night

Cena vs Jesus... (bare with me cuz i'm speaking as a pure 100% mark).. this match was fucking great, CENA beat the living hell out of Jesus, Jesus only got one real hit on cena through the entire match! Pure complete squash, and it was GGGREEEEAAAT, Cena is fucking god, he is gonna carry this business to greatness, havent marked out like that in a while

Jackie vs Dawn, yeah obvious swerve of Haas really having an affair, but there was another swerve when he called Dawn a slut instead of asking her to marry him, that was hilarious and unexpected, something WWE hasn't been recently

Spike Dudley vs Funaki... another sold match, it was really good, funaki's awesome in the ring, best of all he WON, *mark out*

The WWE title match was very entertaining, a really good match, real fun to watch, but the ending sucked, wtf is Heidenreich doing, Undertaker already beat him clean I don't understand why they're restarting this dumb fued. Other than that, match was AWESOME, just wish JBL would let go of the fucking belt!

ok i'm done

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Either

1)Future feud with Lesnar
2)Taunting or making fun of Lesnar
Doubt that second one, Brock and Big Show are actually friends.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>JBL winning = Smackdown can fuck off for now

Funaki winning is cool and all, but knowing the WWE he'll just drop it on the next Smackdown.</font> :-\

[John la Rock]

didn't seem like I missed much with this garbage of a PPV