LC REVIEWS IT: Tape #2 is now up.

[Loose Cannon]

It's almost 2 a.m. and I'm bored, so welcome to my new thread. Basically, from now on, I will review anything wrestling related in here. It will be mainly tapes and dvd's, but might be books or other wrestling stuff at times. So, what I am getting ready to do here is watch an old school WCW tape and review it as I watch. If you happen to start seeing words like "agshsghgs shsjhsjs hsjhsjs," it's probably cause I fell asleep and hit the "submit" button. Okay without any more babbling, let's get to it.


TAPE REVIEW #1: WCW: BEST OF FALL BRAWL
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Okay, I just pressed play :D FBI is now warning me. FOR WHAT :mad: Mene Gene comes on to preview the tape I am about to watch. Mene Gene is such a good attention getter. He just put over Luger as a great wrestler :lol:

MATCH 1: Ric Flair vs Double A: FALL BRAWL 95

Thr Brain is announcing here :D And Tony S. is there too. LOL at Guerrero and Wright in the front row watching the match. LOL and about 10 other crusiers. I guess WCW needed the wrestlers to fill the seats, since the fans dure didn't.

Arn and Ric are walking around the ring as the crowd chants "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Yes, that long. It's funny because they are wrestling in one ring, but there is a second ring right next to them. Looks pretty weird. Arn is kicking Ric's ass here. Arn is working the arm as Tony "Wrestling Historian" S. is telling me how the Andersons used to break people's arms often.


Okay, match cuts to Flair getting the Figure Four on Arn. Fans are standing...or that's what Tony S. says. Arn is trying to get out of the Four. Arn turns him over :eek:


**QUICK CUT to PILLMAN ON THE RING APRON. **MARKS THE FUCK OUT** PILLMAN DECKS FLAIR. DDT BY ARN.


1........2.........3... ARN WINS IT. :eek:


Pretty good firts match to start me off. I have paused the tape to eat some crackers.


MATCH 2: Cactus Jack vs Kevin Sullivam: Loser Leaves WCW MATCH: 1994


Hmmm, going back in time here. Why wasn't this match the 1st one? Anyway, here comes Jack and he looks like a guy ready to leave WCW. He looks really bad ass though :y: **Quick cut to Sullivan coming out and brawling with Jack right away.


LOL at the guy dressed like Hogan outside the ring. I think that's EVAD SULLIVAN or something. He was like a retart, Eugene_style, I think. Jack is biting Sullivan's head. Jack hits a mean elbow drop and Sullivan kicks out.


**QUICK CUT to Dave (the announcers said it) "EVAD" SULLIVAN (GET IT?) He was gets up on the apron with a chiar and Cactus accidently knees him in the face. Sullivan takes advantage and gets the pin.


WINNER: KEVEIN SULLIVAN. JACK LEAVES WCW. Yeah, Dave "EVAD" Sullivan wasn''t a retart as I first said, he was dyslexic. Can't believe I forgot that one [/sarcasm]


That lasted like 5 minutes BTW


MATCH 3: Harlem Heat vs Steiner Brothers: 1997


Jackie (the African American one) is managing the Heat. Scott Steiner is not the "Big Bootie Daddy" just yet :( But is definately is on the roids...BIG TIME. Dibiase is managing the Steiners too.


Man, that little pose the Steiners did when they kicked ass where Rick goes under Scott's legs on all fours is pretty homo erotic if you ask me. How great was that when Scott double ax handled Rick when in that position and then joined the nWo. Fucking grade A.


Yeah, so we're watching a match here. The Heat are getting killed. Booker is in now


WOAH **QUICK CUT TO RAY GETTING KILLED. Rick hits a Steiner bulldog. Kickout. Rick closelines Ray as Scott German's him for the 3. WOW, cool move.


WINNERS: STEINER BROTHERS.


**CUT to Scheme Gene again. His says it's time for me to watch some Wargames matches. I didn't know Scheme Gene was my commander in chief here. He's putting over the Games pretty huge. I'm getting excited :naughty:


MATCH 3: WARGAMES MATCH: Dungeon of Doom vs Hulkamanics


bUFFER IS EXPLINING THE RULES, WHICH IS TAKING ABOUT 10 MINUTES. Christ, he's still going as I'm just coming back from Wendy's. Kidding. LOL. LMAO


Okay, Here comes the Dungeon of doped up crack additcs. LOL at the man from "Ying and Yang" Do they expect me to believe that's a real place? Cause I do. So we have, Zodiac, Meng, Kamala, Sullivan and Shark representing the Dungeon. Sullivan just keeps rambling about how it's all over and Meng is saying something that sounds like " ZOO YORK..ZOO YORK." Yeah, you got me.


**QUICK CUT TO HULKAMANICS. LOL, their faces are painted like they are about to go to war. Oh Wait. :shifty: Blond haired Sting arrives. And here comes Jesus H. Hogan. And the King of Hulkamania and the Champion and a living legend of wrestling. WOW, what a guy. Oh, the team is Hogan, Luger, Savage and Sting. So it's 5 vs 4 huh. I like those odds.


Sting and Shark start us off. Shart is John Tenta for you guys that didn't bother watching WCW here. Savage comes in like he just drank a gallon of coffee and puts Zodiac in a Boston Crab as the Shark is standing right there. Fucking idiot. The guy is brain dead even here. Sacage out :nono:


UH OH Luger hit Savage by mistake and they start fighting. Savage started the fight. Who picked this guy to be partners with? Pobably a bigger idiot.


**Quick cut to Hogan coming in with salt and saving the day by throwing the salt in all the heels faces. What a role model :nono: Hogan quickly makes Zodiac submit.


Hogan gets Sullivan in the ring for a minute now because of an agreed upon stipulation beforehand. LOL, I sound like Jim Ross. Hogan is tearing him apart as Savage screams "OH YEAAAAAAAAAA" through the headset.


UH OH...HERE COMES THE GIANT AND HOGAN DOESN'T SEE HIM, EVEN THOUGH HE'S 9 FEET TALL. He's a lot skinnier here too. Giant kills Hogan. Now that's what I call "ratings" Giant just broke Hogan's neck "like a bottle of cheep wisky [/BRAIN] :lol:


WINNER (S) Hulk Hogan.


MATCH 5:WAR GAMES: TEAM nWo vs Team WCW 1997


Oh, here we go. This is during one of my all-time fav. angles. FAKE STING


Team nWo consisted of Hall, Nash, Hogan and mystery guy. Come on, we all know Sting is the 4th guy :shifty: Team WCW was Flair, AA, Luger and Sting?



**Quick Cut to Everybody in the ring except the last 2 guys. 1 from each team. Flair has got Hall in the Four STING COMES OUT FOR THE nWo :eek: FUCK...NO. :mad: Why Stinger? WHY?


nWo is killing everyone as STING spalsh's all the faces. Fans are crying. SUCKERS :lol:


HERE COMES STING AGAIN :eek: YESSSSSSSS. I knew it. Real Sting goes nuts and is kicking major ass. Real Sting splash's all the heels now. nWo is dead via Real Sting. Real Sting is pissed off at Luger and flips him off. See, should of trusted him Lex. You moron.


**Quick cut to a Scorpion Deathlock on Lex by Fae Sting and a necklock by Hogan. Lex has no choice but to give up because he is a pansy who didn't trust Sting. In a shocker, the nWo proceeds to attack after the bell. Wow, that's a new one. Luger tries to crawl back to the Real Sting, but the nWo just beats him up again. LOL.


Woah, Savage comes out of nowere and atacks Hogan. Savage brings Hogan back into the ring. Savage doesn't see the Giant and...yeah...Savage is down. NOW 4 ON 1 with Nash and Hall. CHOKESLAM. nWo wins.


WNNERS: ME, CAUSE THAT WAS A PRETTY COOL MATCH


FINAL MATCH ON TAPE. WARGAMES: Team nWo vs Team Wolpac vs Team WCW.


Before the match, Scheme Gene has informed me that this was a brand new wargames as it featured 3 teams and the winner would recieve a WCW Title shot. Thanks Scheme Gene. I would be totally lost without you


Oh, I see there will be no cuts here as I am getting the entire match. Whoopie. DDP out first for WCW AND HE GOES FROM THE ENTRANCE WAY INTO THE CROWD, BACK TO THE ENTRANCE WAY. Well I guess DDP thought it was a shortcut or something. Now out for Team nWo **MARKS OUT** BRET HART. Bret is smarter than DDP and gets to the ring in under 6 seconds by not cutting through thr crowd.


Okay, DDP and Bret start us off. DREAM MATCH ALERT. Bret is working the arm like the greatest wrestler of all-time. LOL, I bet the Flair marks just gave the screen the finger. 10....9.......8.....7....6....5.....4.....3.....2....1


IT'S WTF? STEVIE RAY? I guess the nWo was pretty short on talent here. Was some of the other guys stuck in traffic or something? Stevie is taking it to DDP as Bret lets him do all the work. haha, Bret's just chillin in the corner telling Steveie to keep going. He's the man.

STING, FOR THE WOLFPAC, IS OUT AND he attacks Ray with the jacket still on. WOAH, Sting leaps from one ring to the other and hits a closeline on Ray. Double closeline by Bret and DDP. 15 SECONDS LEFT UNTIL ANOTHER GUY COMES OUT.


LMAO, HERE COMES A CRAZED HOMELESS MAN. NO, IT'S PIPER. LOL at his expression and run to the ring. you got to see this. Piper attacks everyone in the ring. Piper pokes Bret and bites Stevie Ray. Well, he's no one ever said he was a great techncal wrestler. Piper definatelly shot up before coming to the ring. And I mean like 4 seconds before.


Here comes Lex Luger for the Wolfpac walking to the ring. FUCKING LAZY MOTHER FUCKER. He even has the nerve to walk from one ring to the other as Sting is clearly getting killed :nono: Tony S. says something about Luger picking Piper up and straddling him. hmmmmmmm.


Okay and he comes Nash for the Wolfpac as the crowd loses it. They love Nash and so does BDC. I wonder if he was there leading the chant. Nash kills everyone, especially Piper.


HAHAHAHAHA, Hogan comes out with like 1:20 left before he's aloud in. He's tries to be all sneaky and shit too by ducking down. It's like he tried to get by the entire arena :lol: LOL, Tenay goes " Is he even next?" CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD HOGAN. I LOVE IT. Oh shit, Hogan also has the Slap Jack and takes out everyone with it, even Hart :eek: He doesn't nail Ray with it though as Ray is sort of Hogan's "boy" here. He's suppossed to help Hogan win like Orton was suppossed to help HHH in the Chamber.


So everyone is knocked out and Warrior is left to come out. "HOGAN SUCKS" chants as Hogan leg drops Nash. Here we go as smoke fills the ring. Must be the Warrior. YEP. TWO HUGE EGOS IN ONE RING ALERT.


LMAO, Hogan knocks out Warrior just as Warrior appeared. hahaha, fucking classic. There's Hogan for you. Woah, more smoke fills the ring and Warrior dissapears. Got to love the magic tricks by an insane man.


KANE LIKE PYRO HITS AND Warrior comes running to the ring now. Tony S. is putting Warrior over like he's Houdini. Hogan and Warrior are going at it.


Hogan tries a leg drop, but Warrior moves. WARRIOR HITS A SPLASH. 1..........2.........3 YESSSSSS NEW CHAMPIION....NEW CHAMPION **MARKS OUT** Warrior did it. Hogan hands Warrior the Title and they both hug. :'(


OK, Back to the real event.....


Warrior is kicking Hogan's ass as the disiple comes out.and gets Hogan out of there. Warrior kills Ray instead. I see Bret over in the other ring just looking around. Warrior wants Hogan. Bret should of nailed Warrior when Warrior turned his back. DAMMIT BRET.


And Warrior breaks the cage and goes after Hogan. Jesus, Warrior blows smoke into the whole arena giving everyone cancer and then breaks the cage. What a guy.


AND DDP hits a Diamond Cutter on Ray real fast and PINS HIM


WINNER: DDP. SELF HIGH FIVE PLAYS. DDP proves he doesn't learn from his mistakes as he tries to take a shorcut through the crowd again. :nono:


WELL, that's it. I hope you enjoyed watching WCW Best of Fall Brawl with me. It was a pretty good tape actually and typing this out made it better to watch.

Scheme Gene says it's time to go and so until next time....

[MVP]

Pretty funny commentary.

Sounds like a good collections of matches, I have FB 94 on tape so I've seen Foley vs. Kevin Sullivan a million times. It's emotional every time. :(

[Gouda]

That wondrously-wonderful wack Warrior. :lol:

[SuperSlim]

man I almost want that tape now.

[Yashamaga]

I have that tape

[Loose Cannon]

TAPE REVIEW #2: WCW: BEST OF HALLOWEEN HAVOC

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And we're back for another review. And yes, it's another WCW 'Best Of' tape. This time, it's WCW: Best of Halloween Havoc. For all you idiots out there, this was the PPV WCW used to run in October, during Halloween Time :y: Okay, time to get to the review. This time I will provide a rating scale to rate every match on here.


Okay, Play has been pressed and we're off. Oh, look who it is, Scheme Gene again :D He's going over with me what I'm about to witness


MATCH 1: Great Muta and Terry Funk vs Sting and Ric Flair: Thunderdome Cage Match- Havok '89.


Wow, here's one for you NWA lovers. Muta looks fucking bad ass and is the TV Champ. He came out with Gary Hart. This must be during the whole J-Tex Corporation. :y: This is Sting comes out to a huge pop. And here comes Flair w/ Ole Anderson. Anderson looks like he got stung by a few bees on the way out for some reason.


K, Match cuts to Flair vs Funk. Muta's face is painted red. Flair chops Funk a lot and tags Sting. The thunderdome cage is very cool looking by the way. It has like vines wrapped around it to make it look scary. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Sting and Muta go at it now. Sting has Muta up on his shoulders and Muta's head is through one of the openings in the cage.


**Quick cut to Flair with a Figure on Muta, but Jim Ross (yep, that one) says submissions don't count. ROFL ROFL, Sting just grabbed a hold to one of the vines and swung towards Funk like tarzan. Hot Shit by the Stinger. What a play.


LOL, the announce actually called Sting "Tarzan." Sting flies off the cage, about 4 feet from the top rope, with a cross body on Funk. Sting is on fire.


Flair has got Funk in the Four now. Sting hits a splash on Funk as he is still in the move. Ole takes out Gary Hart. Gary Hart throws in the towel. The Ref calles for the Bell.


Well, I guess the towel was the symbol that your side lossed. Wierd way to end a cage match.

WINNERS: Flair and Sting

RATING: 4.5*/5
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MATCH 2: Nasty Boys vs Steiners: US TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-Halloween Havoc '90.


WOAH, The Clip cuts right to the two teams brawling in the ring, NO ENTRANCE_STYLE. Rick and Knobbs going at it in the ring. Saggs whips Scott into the steel railing outside the ring. HEYMAN IS ANNOUNCING :love:


Steiners hit a bulldog from the top rope. Rick just took Knobb's head off with a closeline.


**HOLY SHIT, CUT TO NASTY BOYS HITTING A SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON RIC FROM THE TOP ROPE :eek: SICK


Saggs has Scott in a boston crab now. **Cut to Rick coming in a cleaning house. Belly to BELLY on Knobbs. Without the announcers help, I still cannot tell the difference between the Nastys :nono:


**Cut to Scott hitting the Frankensteiner on Saggs. 1................2...........3


WINNERS: STEINER BROTHERS

RATING: 3*/5

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MATCH 3: Sting vs Sid Vicious: World Title Match-Havoc '90.


LOL, the announcer is making it seem like Sid is eight feet taller than Sting, when he's not. Sting is wearing pink. What a homo. Sting was kicking Sid's ass until Sid mangled him with a closeline. Sid hits a nice powerslam. Sting tries a Stinger Splash, but missed.


**Cut to Sting and Sid fighting on the ramp. Sid just powerslamed Sting on the ramp.


:eek: :eek: Sting runs from the ramp. full speed, and dives over the top rope into the ring. He dove like 5 feet horizontally to Sid.


**Cut to Sting hitting a plancha on Sid to the outside. Here comes Flair and Anderson to help Sid. Horsemen_style. Nick Patrick tries the throw them out as Sting and Sid dissapear into the crowd.


LOL, Sting comes back a few feet taller. Sting tries a bodyslam and Sid falls on top of him for the three count :eek: NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP.


Wait, Sting comes back in and hits a Stinger Splash. Sting gets a rollup and pins Sid. WOAH, WHAT's going on here?


Yeah, so Barry Windam posed as Sting for a few minutes and let Sid pin him. Then the real Sting came back and pinned Sid. Probably would of fooled me if I saw it live :y:

WINNER: STING

RATING: 2.5*/5

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MATCH 4: Vader, Cactus Jack, Abdullah, Diamond Studd vs Sting, The Worst Wrestler Ever (aka El Gigante), and the Steiner Brothers: Chamber of Horros Match-Havoc 91.

**NOTE: K, few things as I pause the tape. I will refer to El Gigante as "EL SUCK" during this. And the Diamond Studd is Scott Hall for tjose of you that didn't know.


Okay, and here's a LOL right off the bat. The entrance way has a haunted house and tombstones all around IT. The set looks like it was constructed the night before by someone who probably had other things to do... like watching paint dry. Whomever wrote that scrbble on the tombstones failed Penminship. BIG TIME.


Okay, we cut to everyone inside this crazy cage. The cage looks exactly like the Thunderdome cage and is pretty tall. So, it's Sting and Rick vs Cactus and Abby on the outside of the cage and everyone else is fighting on the inside. Abby has some kind of weapon that looks like a stick with a mop attached to it. Sting swings Cactus into the cage and the cage looked like it was about to break. Cheap ass WCW.


**Quick cut to everyone inside the ring and Sting now has Abby's stick. The weapon :shifty: Sting is beating everyone with Abby's stick. :lol: :|


**Quick cut to some budget Referee cam, which looks like the helmet Rick Moranis used in Honey I Shrunk the Kids :lol: Steiners hit some double team move in the corner to Cactus as the dreaded "Chair of Torture" is coming down.


LOL, Cactus almost got sqashed by the chair. Rick was kicking him to tell him to move and then Abby comes over and tells him to get the fuck out of there. I haven't seen El Suck. Must be out of breath after 3 seconds of walking. Oh, there he is walking back into the ring from the outside, almost killing himself in the process. So the wresstlers have all stopped fighting to watch a fucking chair, which is in a cage, come down to the ring. What is this chair the almighty creator or something. It's like the scene out of Mars Attacks when everybody is staring at the mother ship landing in the begginning of the movie. :nono:


Jim Ross is putting over the chair more than any other wrestler in the ring. Must be special.


**Quick cut to Vader putting Rick in the chair. Rick gets out of the chair and hits a closeline on Vader.


ROFL ROFL: **Quick Cut to a clear shot of El Suck doing nothing for at least 40 seconds. Abby is climbing the cage and El Suck is just standing there with his hands on Abby's back, looking like he's about to drop dead. He's not even looking at Abby for Christ's sake, he's staring at the floor. Cactus Jack is busted open. Lot's of standing around again. The wrestlers seemed lost, but who can blame them with an electric chair sitting in the ring.


**Cut to Abby putting Rick in the chair and Cactus ready to pull the switch. Rick reverses and puts Abby in the chair. LOL, Abby is clearly in the chair for Cactus to see. Cactus is waiting forever to pull the thing. LOL, Rick is yelling at Cactus to pull it. WTF? Cactus pulls the lever and Abdullah gets cooked.


And that was interesting to say the least.

WINNERS: Sting and co.

RATING: 3*/5: I love the multi-man matches.

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MATCH 5: Jake Robers vs Sting: Coal Minor's Glove Match-Havoc '92.

Sting has to spin a wheel before the match to decide what match he gets to have with Jake.........and the worst match on there comes up. How about that.


LMAO, Sting looks pissed as hell when it landed on Coal Minor's Glove. It's like the company never told him that would be the match or something :lol: I could of sworn he just called Schivonie a piece of shit. Schivonie was present as Sting spun the wheel.


Yes, Jesse Ventura is announcing....and Ross again, minus Cowboy Hat and repetitive catch phrases. Ventura is wearing a count drakula cape and is telling me that the match is unsanctioned and if Jake and Sting get hurt, then "Oh Well." Pretty harsh. Hey, I bet Test can relate to that. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. :nono:


**Quick Cut to Jake almost completely pulling one over Sting, telling him to look towards the audience as Jake went for the Glove. Oh, a Coal Minor's Glove match is just your everyday object on a poll match. Now, there is a glove on the poll. A glove made of steel :eek:


Jake and Sting fight on the outside and Jake gets whipped into the stairs. Jake tries to go up the poll again and Sting catches him. So far, Sting has worn different color pants every time. He has on whte ones now. The guy is not only master of the Scorpion Deathlock, but a fashion Guru as well. What a combo.

:eek: Holy shit. Sting just swung around the poll and elbowed Jake in the face on the way down.


**Woah, quick cut to Cactus Jack coming down and giving Jake his snake. Sting has got the GLOVE. Jake has his Cobra. Sting nails Jake and the snake bites Jake. Jake is holding the snake to his face :lol:

WINNER: STING

RATING: 2.8*/5

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[Loose Cannon]

MATCH 6: Rick Rude (Champ) vs Ric Flair: World Title Match- Havoc '93

This seems promising. There are two referees in this match. Extra security. Ric Flair came out with some chick named Fifi. Rude is in the prime of his carer here. Rude seems to have a thing for Fifi as he has a picture of her on his tights. He does that a lot, doesn't he?


**Cut to a cool spot as Flair comes to Rude with a cross-body and they both flip over the top rope. Rude grabs a chair and the ref grabs it away from him. LOL at Ventua getting pissed for the ref doing that. Camera man just went down and he's still doing his job while unconcious. Great guy.


The ref just got knocked out. Rude has brass KNUCKS. To bad Ross couldn't call that. "Regal has those KNUCKS AGAIN." :lol:


LOL, Rude got back body dropped and I guess he was suppossed to throw the knucks in the corner and didn't, so the camera guy comes and takes the knucks, which are lying next to Rude and places them in the corner. Ventura saves it by saying the camera guy gave the Knucks to Flair and that was unfair. :lol: Flair nails Rude with the knucks and wins. Oh wait, the other ref saw Naitch use the knicks and he awards the bout to Rude. hahaha at the "Bullshit" chants.


Rude takes Fifi and tries to get out of there. Flair stops him and locks the figure four on the ramp. Fifi is hottt.

WINNER: RICK RUDE VIA DQ.

RATING: 3.5*/5


*Video cuts to a video package of Jesus H. Hogan arriving in WCW and putting guys out of jobs. Oh Jesus, It was setting us up for four consecutive Hogan matches to end the video. Okay, let me grab some Jolt Cola real quick.
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MATCH 7: Hogan vs Flair: World Title Steel Cage Match- Havoc '94

Mr. T is the special guest ref here. Oh fucking boy. T comes out in a Detroit Red Wings jacket to draw pops from the fans. Flair comes out with Sherri, whom I've always had a thing for. I think it's the makeup :naughty: Hogan comes out to shity music. Oh look, Hogan has the Title around his waist. Brother Bruti is with him and Jimmy Hart. I don't know, Buffer just announced Hogan with like 8 different Titles. Can we share a little here Hulk?


LOL, the cage comes down all crooked and out of position. Flair and Hulk stall a little as the cage sets in place. Hulk hits a lot of closelines. Hogan stopms on Flair's face and Mr. A-Team yells at him. Hulk said he'll put T. out of house and home and T. stopped the yelling.


Flair is working on Hogan's knee now and Hogan is actually selling it. Wow, I've never seen Hulk sell like this. What's going on here? Flair traps Hogan in the Figure Four. Hogan manages to turn the move and The Naitch lets it go. Oh boy, Mr. T. gets knocked down by Hogan.


LOL, Flair just kicked Mr. T. in the face. Now he's completely knocked out. Sherri tries to get into the cage and Sting comes out and stops her. WOAH, some masked guy came out from under the ring and beat Sting with a lead pipe. Sherri is in the cage now in bra and panties :naughty: The masked man is holding his led pipe down for Flair to toss Hogan into. Hogan is knock.............

**CUT TO THE "HULKING UP" :nono: Big Foot. Leg Drop. It's Over.

WINNER: HOGAN

RATING: 3*/5

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Hogan vs Giant: Monster Truck MATCH-Havoc '95

Oh yeah, you bet you read that right. A fricken Monster Truck Match on a PPV.

**Cut to both Trucks going at it as Bischoff says history is being made. Well he's right as history is being made for the lowest WCW buyrate ever. Well, maybe not.



Hogan wins the match somehow. I don't know how the hell he won. Giant gets pissed and goes to attack Hogan. Giant and HOGAN fight on the edge of the roof like a scene out of "Last Action Hero." And in the moment of the year, Giant falls off the roof. :lol: LOL at Hogan's acting all sad.


Hogan comes back to the ring and apologizes for killing the Giant. Wow, pretty big of him. I bet he wouldn' of come to the funeral. ASSHOLE.


I said "wouldn't" cause the Giant comes back to life and to the ring being led by Kevin Sullivan. Hogan's face is pained like Sullivan's for some reason.


So the Giant and Hogan are having a real match now. Hogan slams the Giant. LEGDROP OF DOOM. Jimmy Hart hits the referree. HEEL TURN HEEL TURN HEEL TURN.


Jimmy Hart then nails Hogan. :eek: Hogan goes after Hart and Giant attacks him. Taskmaster is now in and he attacks Hogan. 3 on 1 with the ref down. Luger and Savage make there way down to the ring. Savage gets nailed by Hart with the Belt. Savage down.


Camera pans to a creature wrapped in toilet paper. IT'S THE YETI. HOLY CRAP, I just shat myyself. LOL, Luger turns on Savage and beats the shit out of him. WOW, lots of things going on here.


Giant has Hogan in a bearhug and the YETI joins the fun. Double RAPE by Giant and Yeti to Hogan. LOL, Hogan must of pissed Turner off big time for this to be happening for him. I mean, did hulk really deserved to be anally raped by a guy wrapped in toilet paper? YEAH, Probably. That's for getting Syxx fired you stupid piece of shit.


Woah, Luger now has Hogan in the torture rack. Hogan is dead as all the heels celebrate. LOL, somehow Giant wins by DQ. WHAT?

WINNER: THE GIANT

RATING: 5*/5 for complete caos.

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MATCH 8: HOGAN VS SAVAGE: World Title Match- Havoc '96

hahahahaha at Hogan's haircut. Holy shit, did he lose a bet? Savage comes out and spins around.


Oh, Hogan was wearing a wig AND Savage put the wig on :lol: Basically the match is consisting of both men beating the crap out of one another. Savage grabs a chair and nails Hogan with it and then Hogan does the same. Savage pulls Hogan's pants down and Liz loves it.


Hogan grabs Liz and Liz goes down.


**Cut to Savage hitting the elbow. Patrick goes for the count, but hurts his neck and can't. Giant takes care of Savage and pulls Hogan on top of him. 1............2............3


WINNER: HOGAN

RATING: 2.5*/5
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MATCH 9: Hogan vs Piper Cage Match-Havoc '97

**Quick cut to Hogan and Piper fighting each other in the cage. Hogan tries to escape, but someone that looks like Sting scares him back to the ring. Hogan takes his weight belt off and hits Piper with it. Savage, who is nWo here, tires a Double Ax Handle from the top of the cage, but hit Hogan by mistake.


Piper gets the sleeper on Hogan. Hogan passes out and Piper wins it. Savage comes in and he and Hogan are killing Piper now. They handcuff him to the cage. LOL, Savage is trying to hit Piper and Piper isn't even trying to sell it. hahaha.


WINNER: PIPER

RATING: 2*/5

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Well that's it. Pretty cool tape and I would reccomend it for you WCW fans out there. Lots of Hogan, Sting and Flair.[/b] [/B]

[The One]

Your comment about lowest buyrate ever...actually that is a shared honor that goes to WCW Greed '01 and WCW SuperBrawl '00 with a buyrate of .1 (roughly 40,000 homes buying)

NOTE TO ERIC BISCHOFF - In regards to your comment about how ECW was never even close to WCW in terms of fans support or buy rates, WCW's biggest show of the year Starrcade 2000 got a .11 Buyrate...were as ECW's December Show of 2000 (Massacre on 34th Street) got a .98 buyrate... :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

shut the fuck up.

No just kidding. You didn't happen to see my "Maybe not" comment right after, did you? It was just joke.

[The One]

shut the fuck up.

No just kidding. You didn't happen to see my "Maybe not" comment right after, did you? It was just joke.

Maybe you can note that I didn't say anything negative about your pointless posts, only putting forth something of moderate educational importance since all you had done up until that point was waste my reading time with your meaningless thoughts. Take your attitude and sit on it LC :foc: (And by the way you dumb MARK the WCW Halloween Havoc of 1995 got a .6 buyrate...suckaaaaaaa)

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[Loose Cannon]

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