WWE RAW Captions [1-5-2004]

[Corkscrewed]

You can click on PHOTOS, but as of now, all you get are red X's.

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Shawn took a step back. These gay set-ups were getting too much even for him.

OR

As part of the WWE's new "Break the Rules" ad campaign, Triple H blinked three hours into the staring contest but was not disqualified.

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

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Michaels: Look into my eyes, Now your balls are paralysed

(Well it is a pretty crappy picture)

[Sephiroth]

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Trips: Mike, there is something on your lips, let me get that for you.

[Sephiroth]

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Trips: Mike you have something on your lips, let me get that for you

[Kane Knight]

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HHH: Shawn, enough is enough. Now GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!

[Pepsi Man]

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Michaels: So Hunter, this new way of getting over. You're talking about things like holding the talent down, things like say making all the other pics appear as red xes, huh? Do tell me more...

[Pepsi Man]

Alright, mine ended up SUCKING, but you get the point.

[moshingfreak]

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Look how close their noses are. What you dont see is that Triple H is standing 3 feet away.

[Elements]

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Look how close their noses are. What you dont see is that Triple H is standing 3 feet away.

You see why that doesn't work, don't you?

[moshingfreak]

what?

[loopydate]

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Man, those WWE photographers sure like vases...

[Nowhere Man]

Loopydate, you freakin' rule.

[tuk420]

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HBK: Say, does that thing influence the tides?

[CBright7831]

Jesus is this it?!?

[loopydate]

Red "X"s rule!

[moshingfreak]

:-\

[Blue Demon]

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HHH: Ok look...what do you want? as long as Steph doesn't find out about our little *ahem* meeting last night

Shawn: Let's get it over with and just show her?

[Seabass]

wow every single caption sucked.

[Corkscrewed]

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HBK: Say, does that thing influence the tides?
LOL!

Seabass, make a better one. If you can't, shut the fu</>ck up.

[Kane Knight]

Seabass, make a better one. If you can't, shut the fu</>ck up.

[asphyXy]

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"I'm sorry Shawn, the hair must go."

"But..."</font>

[Innovator]

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"I'm sorry Shawn, the hair must go."

"But..."</font>
:y:

[loopydate]

wow every single caption sucked.

Wow. Gather 'round, kids. It's a Buffoon. You don't find too many of these in their natural habitat anymore. Go ahead, take pictures. They're not shy. Be careful, though. They may tell you you suck, which could be damaging to an untrained ego.

You can spot a buffoon by their odd mannerisms, including improper grammar (lack of capitalization, etc.), criticism without presenting alternatives, and what we in the anthropology profession call "Pot-and-kettle Syndrome" wherein they tell people they suck when, in fact, it is they who suck.

Join us next week when we'll be studying Stupid NOOBs and Message Board Bullies. Thanks for coming.

[c4g2]

*Snaps some shots of a Buffon*

[Champion of Europa]

I usually don't make captions, so I'll just inform you all, the RAW pics work now.

[loopydate]

I usually don't make captions, so I'll just inform you all, the RAW pics work now.

*Bows in deference to CoE*

And I'm off like a prom dress...

[loopydate]

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Those French are always coming up with new ways in which love can be made. Here, we see the first public aural penetration.

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Those Americans and their unwillingness to accept change...

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Batista and Flair sprinted out. They were late for Human Pyramid rehearsal!

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With a blast of smoke and the stench of sulfur and brimstone, the mutant known only as Nightcrawlicho teleported into the arena to oppose the Hurricane.

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The Hurricane loooooooooooves Twizzlers!

(Sorry. I couldn't resist the old joke.)

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Christian immediately regretted falling for the old "Pull My Arm" gag. So did the first seven rows.

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Christian clutched at his liver. Sure, he'd been separated from his conjoined twin, but at what cost?

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Steven gasped in shock. How could Test see him? Then, it dawned on him: His powers had been lost!

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Victoria introduced WWE fans to Mr. Richards' new gimmick: Steviecles!

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Here, we see Steviecles breathe life into his fallen...um...girlfriend's (?) lifeless body.

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Man, those WWE photographers sure like vases...

(I couldn't come up with anything better than last time)

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Molly screamed as she increased the pressure: "Stop doing 'Jazz Hands!'"

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Molly took a deep breath before going down.
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to the canvas after the Stratusphere. Cripes, guys, you need to get your minds out of the gutter!

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JAZZ: How do you like my "Trish Hands," bitch?

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REF: Jesus, Jazz, "Jazz Hands" are a dance phrase. She wasn't insulting you. There's no need to give her a black eye!
JAZZ: Black eye? BLACK eye?!? What are you trying to say?
REF: Oh, shit...

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Backstage, Triple H chuckled. That invisible crucifix was certainly worth the investment.

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JR was starting to slip. Ever since Bischoff told him to watch his back, that Coach was ready to take over if he mis-called one more move, he had been seeing things.

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LONG: You sure you don't have a little black in you?
LILIAN: I'm sure.
LONG: You want some?

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AUSTIN: This isn't my backyard...

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Rob was grateful that Henry had pulled him down from the cross, but he could have been a bit more gentle.

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The disastrous results of RVD's trying to use the invisible cross to get above the glass ceiling.

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AUSTIN: Vince used a bit more hand.
TEDDY: Like this?
AUSTIN: Yeah. Now, spread your lips...

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Jericho froze in terror. If he didn't move, the Naked Mister Fuji might not see him.

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RIC: Where's your belt?
DAVE: It crawled in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?
RIC: No, Dave.
LOOPYDATE: Wait, haven't I done this one before...?

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Laertes stepped back and watched as the poison from his invisible dagger took its effect on Hamlet.

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Um... What's Bubba doing with his right hand?

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Bubba was frustrated. HIS invisible dagger normally sliced throats like overripe tomatoes, but Batista's neck was so damned thick... Plus, there was that gold belt lodged in there...

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REF: No, man, I'm telling you! Denethor had gone insane! He didn't care if Faramir was alive or dead!
BUBBA: Watch the match.

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DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: There could be only one veteran, auburn-haired, multiple-time-World-Champion wearing a dark shirt and black pants in that ring.

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HBK thought that just because he was wearing a "The Source" t-shirt, he could dance like a hip-hop star. This picture proves he was wrong.

[Good Ol JG]

Hey I'm new and this is my first attempt at captions, so bare with me.

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The ref looks in amazement- when did the "skull ****" become a legal move?

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The first annual "Dudley Bowling" game was a huge success.

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Jericho: "Damn Earl, that's one hell of a cigarette."

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In the midst of battle Christian just realized he left the stove on.

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Christian looks away in horror when he sees Jericho's new victory "streaking" celebration.

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Stevie: "HEY! Raise my hand don't dislocate my shoulder!"

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The crowd looks on in awe as Stevie rips Victoria's head off and renames himself Al Snow Version 3.

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Triple H: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Shawn: "I thought you'd never ask."
(Python fans will get this)

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Trish still can't get the hang of the Nazi solute no matter how hard she tries.

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Ref: "It's MORPHIN TIME!"
Molly: "Not right now, jackass."

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The night was finally here that Jazz and the WWE logo unveiled their sinister plot to take over the WWE one diva at a time.

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RVD always manages to upstage Charles Robinson when he's doing his "model" pose.

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Coach: "OH SHIT!"
JR: "That's what you get for puttin the chair on the edge, you moron!"
King: "Puppies?"
JR: "You already missed em, Jerry."
King: "Awe..."

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Lillian (thinking): "When did the Godfather shrink and go bald?"

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Austin: "Aw hell she's on empty. Maybe I can coast 'er down the ramp."

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Charles Robinson had seen better boston crabs, but at least Henry is tryin.

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Get your Mark Henry beanbag from wweshopzone.com for only $399.95!

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Teddy: "All I said was I liked the Ringmaster better!"
Austin: "What?"

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Jericho finally knew why Trish had to spend all that time in makeup, but he sure as hell didn't like it.

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Ric: "Hey where's your belt?"
Batista: "Somebody stole it again."
WWE Logo: "Heehee."

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Bubba's Hurricane pose just lacked something...

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As Bubba has Flair pinned, he wonders why Mike Chioda picked this moment to do the Worm.

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Chioda: "No Trips you can't interfere in this match!"
Triple H: "You're fired-uh."
Batista: "Hey I think Ric died again...guys?"

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Shawn: "I said cream and TWO sugars!"

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The new "rewind HBK" taunt was Shawn's best yet.

[Kane Knight]

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Push! PUUUUUUUSH! I CAN SEE THE HEAD!

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Playing on xenophobia, Spike shouted "Fruit Rollup!"

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Spike then proved the dominance of American heterosexuality by leading the crowd in a cheer.

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What? Shannon Moore? I thought you were on Smackdown!

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Hurricane: Great green shades of Neptune! Imprisoned by the bands of Cyttorak!

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Rosey's ass was stuck in a temporal vortex, and Christian was the only one nice enough to save him.

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Those evil fiends ripped out Christian's symbiote and left him to die.

(Bad joke, but rep to those who get it).

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Thinking quickly, Steven thrust his arm into Test's chest.

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Victoria tried to raise Steven's hand high enough that the camera wouldn't catch Test's still-beating heart.

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Weird Al debuted his new video, a parody on HHH's theme.

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HBK stood on his tip-toes so that he could be seen over Triple H's nose...

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WE NEED DINOZORD POWER!

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Never let a blode initiate a 69.

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A couple of tits were aised in the ring, only for thousands more to get to their feet in the audience.

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Trish Screamed for Jazz to either wash or close her legs...

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Try as he might, the Marrionette RVD couldn't get over.

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The WWE introduces its new reality TV show...Can a Drag Queen, Webster, and a Redneck in a goofy hat host the 2004 Presidential debates without killing each other (Or being killed by Secret Service)?

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Despite the pleadings of Teddy Long, Lillian refused to get "jiggy with it."

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This was, perhaps, the dumbest slow-speed police chase in the history of Tennesee...

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The WWE has taken to feeding Mark Henry in Ring. His meal of Choice? Refugees from ECW.

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Mark Henry was just a 3-Count away from the ref counting him as having "all he could eat."

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COUNT TO TEN, TEDDY!

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Howcum Eric gets Linda, and Jericho gets...THIS...

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Flair: This new girlde is really keeping in my 80s spread...

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Flair gasped in horror as Bubba did his new finisher...The Hokey Pokey...

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Ref: sorry, Ric, can't do anything. It's a legal move ever since Richard Simmons bought the WWE.

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Batista: Oh, yes! OH! That really IS what it's all about!

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Ref: One kiss and the match is yours.

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Lorenzo Lamas in...NOSEBUSTERS 7.

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In an attempted heel turn, HBK started a Michael Jackson gimmick. the turn was complete seconds later, when he groped child star Stacy Keibler.

[Loose Cannon]

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Wrestlers fled for thier lives backstage as Goldberg was trying to learn how to use a microwave.

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Rene is watching the titon tron for directions on how to play the leap frog game.

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Obviously Rene's first attempt at leap frog didn't work out so well.

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Christain, "Come on Rosey"
Rosey, "I can't, my feet are glued to the ring.....god dammit Flair.



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Test, "Dammit Ask him"
Ref, "Come on Steven, Vince said you have to go back to Heat."
Stevie, "Please Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo"



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My god, Steven Richards survived 3 torturous hours of being in a Test armbar to stay on Raw. Let the celebarations begin.



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Wow, Steven Richards is already learning what it takes to be a Raw superstar as he buries Victoria in less then 5 seconds.



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Okay for the 30th time can somebody reverse this move into a Styles Clash from the top rope for once Please :mad: Sorry, Moving on...



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Jazz, "Do you see him"
Trish, "Oh my god, you were right. He's in a cage.
Jazz, "Yep, that's what happens when your gimmick becomes more popular then Vince wants it too."
Trish, Poor Sean...

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JR, "You guys have any clue what that last move was called."
King, "Puppies, Puppies, Puppies, Puppies, Puppies, Puppies"
Coach, "Uh Oh, King short circuted again...Someone get the double A's."

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Vince cancelled the Matt Hardy vs Lance Storm match so the fans could watch Stone Cold Keievel leap over 15 Raw midcarders while simutaneously giving stunners to security guards while in midair.


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Austin, "You didn't like my trick...What"
Long, "No Steve, it was great.
Austin, "Then why weren't you applauding Stone Cold...What
Long, "Because I'm heel Steve, I shouldn't have too.
Austin, "Did you not understand the letter sent home to each superstar that stated that when Steve Austin makes an appearence on Raw, every superstar must ALWAYS TREAT Steve Austin like GOD.....WHAT

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Jericho, "Oh my god Hunter"
Hunter, "Chris...OH UM...I...
Satan's Voice "Come on Hunter...It's Time to drink from the Fountain of Eternity.


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Flair, "Dave hold your belt up like me"
Batista, "Ric, your belt is around your waist."
Flair, "Oh your good."

[Loose Cannon]

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Batista and Flair sprinted out. They were late for Human Pyramid rehearsal!


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Backstage, Triple H chuckled. That invisible crucifix was certainly worth the investment.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[FourFifty]

Finallly, Always450, HAS COME BACK, to making captions!
(chirp chirp chirp)
Thank you! Thank you! I feel loved!
Haven’t read the captions yet… sorry if I rip anyone off.

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Ref: Uh, Rene, Rob, whoever you are, I think you need to let go of the hold… You ripped off Spike’s face.

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Spike, resorting to his ECW “Giant Killer” gimmick, hit Rene with the biggest powerbomb seen on Raw!

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Batista really didn’t like the fact that Spike could throw a better powerbomb than him. Hence, the attack.

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Hurricane: Oh damn! I tap! Don’t give any fast food to Chris before his matches! –cough- Oh God! The smell!

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Hurricane: OKAY! I GOT THE ROPES! SOMEONE GET SOME AIR FRESHNER!

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Christan: Oh crap! The S.H.I.T IS ROSEY FROM THE 3 MINUTE WARNING!

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Christan and Chris Jericho walked away in tears. They had a chance for a great feud with that could of gotten Chris Jericho back to the main event and boost Christan up farther…

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It’s bad enough Test put the armbar on Stevie, but did the ref have to use the testicular force claw?

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And now Victoria is doing it to Stevie! Poor Stevie!

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In an effort to boost ratings, Stevie Richards and Victoria made love in the middle of the ring. At this point Chris Jericho really wishes he had that face push with Trish!

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HBK: You wouldn’t be over if it wasn’t for me helping you out in DX.
HHH: And you wouldn’t have a job today if it wasn’t for me owning Raw.
HBK: And you… you… you… Damn you!

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Trish, knowing that this match was utterly useless, decided to chop herself in the throat, in order to give Molly a hand at winning.

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After hearing the clip from “Put A Little Ass On It”, Trish didn’t go for the Strastusfaction… She fell on her head.

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Hmph, holding up talent,

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And keeping someone down.

[FourFifty]

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Okay! That was uncalled for! Did Rob REALLY have to backhand the ref!?!?

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King: Ah, this is a great match! Rob Van Dam VS that one guy who can’t get over no matter how much Vince tries to push him!
Coach: Uh, I believe it is Mark Henry.
JR: What a slobber knocker between Rob Van Dam and that other guy!
Coach: Mark Henry!
King: Did you hear something, JR?
Coach: IT’S MARK HENRY!
JR: Nope.

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(3 seconds ago)
Long: So, Lillian, do you like cereal?
Lillian: Yes… why do you ask?
Long: Well, I was thinking, after a nice, long hot nice of sex, I could fix you a bowl of cereal.

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Steve Austin tried to come up with something new to make up for having a badge and claiming to be a sheriff. At this moment he thinks that driving a quad up to the ring is kinda like The Undertaker driving his motorcycle to the ring.

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RVD: Come on ref! Let’s play king of the mountain on this pile of trash!
Ref: Uh, Rob, that’s Mark Henry, your opponent…
RVD: You’re no fun!

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Your winner, and still king of the mountain, Rob-Van-Dam!

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Austin: Now tell me where my damn beer is!
Long: I told ya, I don’t have your beer!
Austin: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!
Long: I don’t have it! I don’t have it! Beledat!

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Chris Jericho froze in terror… When he heard that the WWE was going to help the earth by recycling, he had no idea they were going to recycle the May Young/Mark Henry story line.

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Batista had to stand back a few feet from Ric. The mix of old man and sweat did not sit with his nose very well.

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The prank that the sound people did was funny, but the ref was embarrassed when “Every Body Dance Now” played over the PA system and he realized that he couldn’t dance. Ric Flair was break dancing, and Bubba showed he had a lot of rhythm for a bigger man.


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Yet for a big guy with a lot of rhythm, he really can’t figure out how to do a sleeper.

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Raw’s newest ref, Lobster man!

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Batista had to prove himself… He had to prove he could do a better Powebomb than Spike!

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While HHH was sleeping, HBK had to run into the ring and stand… He was over Triple H!

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HBK was able to pick his nose without a camera man watching him, but the question was where can he put it…

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Raw’s newest ref, Lobster man!

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Batista had to prove himself… He had to prove he could do a better Powebomb than Spike!

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While HHH was sleeping, HBK had to run into the ring and stand… He was over Triple H!

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HBK was able to pick his nose without a camera man watching him, but the question was where can he put it…

[FourFifty]

uhhh... sorry for the double post on the last few...

[loopydate]

Sorry guys, couldn't resist doing one more.

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KEVIN NASH (at home): Ahhhhhhh! A quad! Ahhhhhhh!
Makes a Kevin Nash-shaped hole in the wall of his living room.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO!!! Oh man, some of these are DEFINITELY going into my sig!! :y: :y: :lol:

[Corkscrewed]

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Spike knew some people said he was as good as shit, but he hadn't thought much about that until now.

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When Hurricanranas go Bad Part V.

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Flair and Batista sprinted out to make the save. The bumblebees were attacking!!!

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Chris paused before turning to Hurricane to apologize to the audience. He'd been hanging out with RVD before the show.

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Jericho found it hard to work the match knowing someone had left the gate to midcard hell open.

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Rosie: ........................... "UH, OH!"

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Chris was out on a mission to prove something to Lance...

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Test cried out in pain. It hurt him to be actually performing a new move for once.

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"Shoot this man in the ass!"

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Steve: "It was either you and me... and I just couldn't... and how could you tell people to shoot me in the ass anyway???"

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Shawn: "Um, Hunter, you have a hickie."

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Only Thing could intervene and stop the madness.

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Warning! Lame pun ahead!

Molly never minded Trish hanging around... until now...

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What can you say? The WWE logo wanted to get a cleavage shot.

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Jazz didn't know how much longer she had to do this to sell the angle, but she REALLY had to go!

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RVD's heel turn began slowly when he decked referee Charles Robinson.

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JR cursed himself. Coach had gotten into RVD's stash again darn it!

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Lillian: "No I don't want a teddy in my bed tonight."

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When it came to burying multiple wrestlers' careers, Austin sometimes had to call to aid his trusty ATV...

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Rob regretted the return of Sexual Chocolate...

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Eventually satiated, Henry simply rolled off, allowing RVD to pin him. Well, that was one way to get a win...

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Austin enjoyed his new role playing Hunter.

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And now you know why Jericho got buried following his Undisputed Title win.
On a side note, Stephanie looks REALLY different without make-up...

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Moments later, the entire arena passed out. Ric was definitely UNSURE.

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Now was not the time for Bubba Ray to be learning line dancing.

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Flair may have been the Dirtiest Player in the game, but Bubba Ray wasn't too far behind...

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The bumblebee screamed in pain as Batista squashed its stinger.

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Just great. The ref had to be right in the middle of a match when his Ortonbot broke down.

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Michaels was shocked at this Reverse Hunter Effect taking place.

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Suddenly, the hypnotist's spell kicked in when someone yelled "Quack like a duckie!"

[PoisonIvy]

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Those evil fiends ripped out Christian's symbiote and left him to die.

(Bad joke, but rep to those who get it).

[

SG1!!!!!!!!!!! :heart:

[ColdwaVer]

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Apparently making your opponents head disappear now counts for a submission win.

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Spike: FOR THE LAST TIME, QUIT STEALING MY TOWELS?

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Batista decides to practice for Olympic Torch running by lighting Spike's head on fire.

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The Hurricane shows off his new powers by summoning rain into the arena.

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Hebner has to remind Jericho that anally penetrating your opponent results in a DQ.

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Rosie: Sid Vicious? What's he got to do with this?"

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Jericho and Christian stand in disgust at Rosie's display of flashing.

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Ref: I'm telling you, you can save a load of cash on your car insurance!!!

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Victoria: Shoot this man in the ass!
Stevie: Someone already did that caption.
Victoria: Then shoot him in the crotch!
Stevie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Forgetting about her highlights, Stevie thought Victoria had been shot in the head.

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A second later the arena imploded when they inhaled at the exact same time.

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The lack of oxygen led Trish to forget there were no ropes over the ring.

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Didn't Leonardo draw this once?

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Jazz heard about the new "head disappearing submission" rule.

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...and Kane comes down to perform the extraction.

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RVD shows Charles Robinson how he wants his hair cut.

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The overall commentary may have improved by hearing JR and King a third less, but King had to deal with Coach trying to stick his foot down his pants.

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Fan: A little black in her! I get it, that's great!

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Austin: Hey RVD! I got your rolling thunder right here!

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...And RVD proves to be the master of disappearing head moves.

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INSERT HGA JOKE HERE

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Today on Springer: When former WWE champions attack former WWE referees.

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It wasn't the nudity that bothered Jericho, it was the fact that he could still smell Mark Henry's aftershave.

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Stealing MY gimmick, Flair comes to the ring with no pants on.

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Flair: Do I look THAT stupid when I do that?
Ref: Yes.

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Bubba performs a cavity search to find Batista's belt.

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The ref wanted to make a call, but he couldn't decide who was doing what to who here.

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This wasn't the best time for Bubba and the ref to be swapping fondue recipies.

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HBK prepares to mark his territory.

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Michaels tries to prove that he doesn't look stupid doing the strut. He fails.

[Kane Knight]

Sorry guys, couldn't resist doing one more.

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KEVIN NASH (at home): Ahhhhhhh! A quad! Ahhhhhhh!
Makes a Kevin Nash-shaped hole in the wall of his living room.

:lol: That was awesome. I'd rep you if I was able to.

[Champion of Europa]

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Christian: When is it time for my obligatory Trish romance? Even Bubba Dudley had one!

[Fryza]

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This is the oddest tumor I has EVER seen...

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Brings a new meaning to the term "The Triad."

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Holy hell, that building has an Asbestos problem..

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Jericho: WTF?! Hebner, get out of the way, I'm trying to talk to Christian.
Hebner: But you NEED to release your hold on Hurricane..
Jericho: I will when you move!
Hebner: NO! Do it NOW!
Hurricane: *garggle*

*Meanwhile*

Christian: Was that fan winking at me?

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Christian: I think the babies getting ready to come Chris!
Jericho: You're a guy idiot...
Christian: Oh...right...

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It's sad when you realize Victoria is pointing at the tights...

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Stevie thought smacking her head on his knee would help. It didn't.

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Hunter: At least I'm holding gold!
Michaels: The only reason you're holding that is because it's the WCW Heavyweight title, and you were jack shit there.
Hunter: ..Oh yeah..well...well...you're a homo!

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Trish, the ropes are infront of you, not above you sweetie.

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And here is Molly showing us her "Oh" face.

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And the ref for the save with his inverted karate chop.

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The WWE starts it's new gimmick to try to have every shot of the ref's face covered up, and before going to commericial having JR says "Who's that referee?"

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JR: Wait...we go LEFT at the stop sign?
Coach: Yeah, just turn left here!
King: No...
Coach: Yeah, how could I be wrong?
King: Because we aren't driving anything..

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Long: Now...I'm only going to ask you this ONCE: Where have all the cookies gone?
Lillian: Please get away from me..

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These picture was taken right before Austin fall from the set and died in a horrible wreck, wanting to see HOW off road his ATV could go. The WWE later turned it into an angle where the ATV had been tampered with, and the wrong-doer was Rikishi, doing it for Rocky.

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It was at this point when Charles Robinson remembered why he didn't want to be an actual wrestler.

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On the impact of Henry's fall, poor Robinson was nearly blown away. Literally. Hell, look at his arm...it blew away whatever pigment was left in it!

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Maybe Long's "The white man is holding me down" gimmick has a bit of truth to it...

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This was not the way Jericho wanted to see his future.

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While Lesnar and crew watched Teletubbies with glee, the RAW superstars watched soccer; as demonstrated here as Flair celebrates with the "GOOOOOOOOOOAL" sign and yell as Batista plans a riot.

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Bubba's attempt at the "Spider-Man dance" he saw on the internet just had a different impact...and not a healthy one.

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Bubba looked up as he heard the ref yell "KARATE CHOPA!"

Sad to say, he missed, hit the ring, and broke his arm..

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While Hunter argued with the ref, Flair chose to use his Heart Attack finisher, leaving Batista to forget what he was supposed to do once the wrestler was inbetween his legs.

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HBK was confused. Was HUNTER doing the LAY JOB? Or was he just doing is Wrestle Mania XIX style nap?

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HBK realized something while doing his taunt. He could save 15% on his car switching to Geico, but couldn't remember the number.

[loopydate]

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JR: Wait...we go LEFT at the stop sign?
Coach: Yeah, just turn left here!
King: No...
Coach: Yeah, how could I be wrong?
King: Because we aren't driving anything..

:D

[Fryza]

Hmm, I missed a caption, the guy I quoted didn't have it. Darn..

[Loose Cannon]

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While Hunter argued with the ref, Flair chose to use his Heart Attack finisher, leaving Batista to forget what he was supposed to do once the wrestler was inbetween his legs.

:lol:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

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**Bubbah figured it was finally time to show the people he really wanted to be a dancer, and was going to pursue the career. Flair and Mike Chioda merely took this as insanity**

Flair: What in the hell...

Chioda: I've seen this once before Ric, and I know the way out. On 3 break towards the crowd!

Flair: In my 30 years I've never...