Official Raw thread 12/27

[Nervous Ferret]

I bet HHH loses but still gets in

[Marc the Smark]

GUEST REFEREE: SHANE McMAHON!

[The Answer]

But when The Rock made his first movie, nobody knew him outside of wrestling fans either.

He was on that 70's show,SNL and also had appeared in the Mummy returns the prequel to the Scorpion King

[The CyNick]

I'm sorry man, I'm just too good

[SuperSlim]

Batista's tat is cool

[Loose Cannon]

HERE THE POP KIDS?

[Rob]

So is Bret Hart the special ref?

[The CyNick]

MANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nervous Ferret]

flair's touching hhh's tities poopoos

[SuperSlim]

so who is HHH facin off against?

[asphyXy]

Once again, Batista is the man.

[Marc the Smark]

I like Batista, but I also like Orton.

[The CyNick]

So is Bret Hart the special ref?

I hear they're doing an angle to set up HBK vs Hart at Mania, with Vince as guest ref.

I cant wait for it!

[Marc the Smark]

so who is HHH facin off against?

Probably Shelton Benjamin.

[Rob]

What happened to The Berzerker?

[McLegend]

so who is HHH facin off against?
It's gonna be someone tough. Thats all I know.

[Gone Mad]

I steal nothing, chicken man! MERCI!

Hassan doesn't even want a debate. Hell, no one wants to see those two lumps of shit called announcers in the ring.

Watch, people. Macho Man is the ref. Nobody likes him.

[Loose Cannon]

Batista/HHH $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Marc the Smark]

GUEST REF............. "MEAN" GENE OKERLUND! :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

I hope it isn't Shelton. Shelton has an undefeated streak against him... is it still entact?

[Rob]

When is CSI on?

[Nervous Ferret]

your old custom title said "I just stole your hat"

[The Answer]

They'll probably do something to turn him.

Note to WWE: If you want Hassan to get booed, tell him to diss the Leafs, its easy enough.

JR and King = FOX News.

That's true but how that will come up in a wrestling circle involving an anti-amercian poltical gimmick will take some good writers

[The CyNick]

so who is HHH facin off against?

Benjamin seems like the best bet.

He's beat HHH a bunch of times, he's a major face who hasn't been on yet, and they'll have a decent match.

It would be funny if it was Steven Richards or soemthing, and HHH can beat him in whatever Batsita's time is.

[Marc the Smark]

BRING BACK PIPER!

[Rob]

do you guys still get Third Watch there? It hasn't aired here in time!!! What about DVD boxsets?

[Nervous Ferret]

i bet HHH faces tajiri

[SuperSlim]

Hogan is the ref!

[Loose Cannon]

What happened to The Berzerker?

He's all Hufffed out

[Rain Man]

Wait I just turned on Raw from the shitty Eagles game wtf is going on?

[The CyNick]

What happened to The Berzerker?

Huss

Xanta Claus would be a nice touch for the Holiday season.

[Marc the Smark]

Why are these guys at ringside? That's stupid.

[SuperSlim]

man I was tryin to think of some jobber it could be so it'll either be Tajiri or Richards. :(

[The Answer]

I have to get that RKO shirt at the Raw in TO

[Nervous Ferret]

john Cena!!!!!!!!!11

[SuperSlim]

they are out to watch like all wrestlers do... duh

[McLegend]

Superslim the streak is still intact

[Rob]

What did Hassan get for Xmas?

[Marc the Smark]

Well, we know how this ends.... they all get in the ring and out comes the ref..... The Honky Tonk Man! :shifty:

[The CyNick]

I have to get that RKO shirt at the Raw in TO

to burn it I hope

[SuperSlim]

Orton looks gay

[The CyNick]

Orton-HHH = No Heat

[Loose Cannon]

It was Huss? god dammit

[Rob]

MARTY JANNETTY!!!

[SuperSlim]

Hogan is the ref

[Rain Man]

Wat the fuck is up with this time shit?

[Joe Kerr]

shelton

[Nervous Ferret]

benjamin :sad:

[The Answer]

2 for 2 :rofl:

[SuperSlim]

well the streak was intact :( stupid WWE. the bloody bastards!

[Marc the Smark]

I KNEW IT!

[Rob]

Seriously, when is Michaels coming out to be the special ref?

[The CyNick]

What did Hassan get for Xmas?

A Jesus Loves You t-shirt

[Loose Cannon]

HHH: THIS GUY PINNED ME ONCE UHHHHHHHH. MUST JOB HIM OUT UHHHHHHH

[Nervous Ferret]

Wat the fuck is up with this time shit? I'll explain later

[Marc the Smark]

This is stupid..... one of them should have lost!

[SuperSlim]

come on Shelton. I know you gonna lose, but still don't lose

[Rob]

A Jesus Loves You t-shirt

Does Carlito love him to? He spits in the face of people who don't want to be cool you know.

[The CyNick]

It was Huss? god dammit

I think so.

I coud check my old WWF Magazines, but I'm pretty sure it was Huss. Huff is just as good though.

[Nervous Ferret]

I bet benjamin wins, but at NYR he gets attacked and HHH has to go in the chamber

[Rain Man]

Gracious Nervous Ferret

[Gone Mad]

That's it. Shelton won. Good night, everyone! .... Nah, I'm not going anywhere yet.

The Guest Referee? Two Words: Steve Urkel.

[Savio]

George bush is the ref.

[The CyNick]

Does Carlito love him to? He spits in the face of people who don't want to be cool you know.

Ive heard that.

Carlito doesn't think he's cool, so no he doesn't love him.

[Joe Kerr]

So now Shelton wont win but HHH wont win the time either..


also 5000 for me

[Marc the Smark]

At the ppv..... JR/The King Vs. The Dumb Arabs Fucks

[Rain Man]

Shelton is gonna win

[SuperSlim]

Shelton come on... I'm rootin for ya even though you are the IC champ and is gonna lose

[The CyNick]

I bet benjamin wins, but at NYR he gets attacked and HHH has to go in the chamber

I bet they have Benjamin come close, but then someone comes out to help HHH get the win, like Maven for example. Which would kick start Maven's entry to Evolution.

[Rob]

I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy

[Rain Man]

Controversy AGAIN!

[McLegend]

LOL@Hebner messin up

[Rob]

They should bring back Sherri Martel

[Nervous Ferret]

evolution is gunna die. very soon

[The Answer]

My guess for the next two opponents:Batista vs Rhyno,HHH vs Shelton Benjamin

:y: Come on I deserve some rep it could have been anyone

[SuperSlim]

ah man Shelton should have won... now its the pedigree in the next minute

[Rob]

LOL@Hebner messin up

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD..... WHAT HAPPENED????

[Joe Kerr]

Interference....Batista will nail HHH cause a DQ on Shelton

[The Answer]

Stinger Splash?Could the ref be Sting.That would be so cool

[Nervous Ferret]

DMW i repped you for rhyno

[SuperSlim]

rhyno was too predictable... sorry man and so was Shelton

[Rob]

:y: Come on I deseve some rep it could have been anyone

I rEpPeD yOu

[Rain Man]

Flair should of gotten into the Elimination Chamber

[Nervous Ferret]

boooooo

[The CyNick]

pathetic

[Nervous Ferret]

worst. pedigree. ever.

[Joe Kerr]

I called that one Dead man walkin

[Nervous Ferret]

john cena!!!!1

[The CyNick]

Rob Harvey

[SuperSlim]

knew it. man that blows and now the ref... too predictable

[The CyNick]

oh well

[Joe Kerr]

lol HBK no one saw that coming.....right?

[Rob]

Rob Harvey
Who?

[Nervous Ferret]

man I was wrong again.

[McLegend]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD..... WHAT HAPPENED????
He stated going to slow for the 3 count, and had to speed it up. It probably wasn't a big mess up, but i found it funny.

[SuperSlim]

man Raw had it's high spots but overall it blew... especially the finish

[Gone Mad]

BAWGAWD !!! IT WAS CARROT TOP!! REP ME NOW DAMN IT!!

..damn, it was HBK. Screw this asshole!

[Rain Man]

LOL at Triple H at the end of Raw screaming

[Rob]

lol HBK no one saw that coming.....right?

Nope

[Loose Cannon]

HHH: THEY MUST JOBBB UHHHHHH

[Rain Man]

Sweet now The World is Not Enough is on

[Marc the Smark]

Yeah, Shelton's the IC Champ and they made him look like shit.... plus Shawn Michaels was not at all a shock, and I'm sick of Triple H and all his stupid grunting! :mad:

[The Answer]

Yes HBK is back which means I should see him at RAW in TO.Missed him at Summerslam and have never gotten to watch my favourite wrestler as a kid live

[Rob]

Yes HBK is back which means I should see him at RAW in TO.Missed him at Summerslam and have never gotten to watch my favourite wrestler as a kid live

You never got to see Tatanka?

[Nervous Ferret]

okay rain man: Bischoff came out in the beggining and was all, all 6 men have a match, if you lose you're out of the chamber. [they all won]. And he said whoever defeats there opponent the fastest gets the last spot in the chamber. Batista had the fastest

[in this order were the matches]
1. Y2J defeats Christian
2. Randy Orton defeated Maven
3. Edge defeated Eugene
4. Benoit defeated Viscera :roll:
5. Batista defeated Rhyno
6. HHH defeated Benjamin

Batista gets the last EC spot

[Loose Cannon]

So tonight we learned Hussan should sqash everyone.

Batista is Raw's biggest babyface

And...that's all I got

[ColdwaVer]

Heh, the first totally nonbiased guest ref in history. Think about it, in the past year and some months Michaels has had problems with all these guys:
Batista: Cost HBK the Survivor Series win in 2003,
Jericho: Long standing rivalry between the two, though recently on good terms neither would do the other a favor,
Benoit: Spent the first third of last year in a 3-way feud with Michaels and
HHH: Dear God will these two ever stop feuding in some way or another
I like it, it'll make this EC stand out at least.

[Gone Mad]

***SPOILER: hhh wins title at NYR and wins main event match against hbk, Jesus Christ himself and all of TNA. END SPOILER ****

You know, WWE, it would have been a nice surprise to have Shelton win the match or so but noooo, their golden boy hhh has to lower everyone. You know Cena is writing all this down for later.

[Nervous Ferret]

what about Orton Coldwaver?

[Rob]

So tonight we learned Hussan should sqash everyone.

Batista is Raw's biggest babyface

And...that's all I got

Was Shawn Michaels dancing around like he was last time he had "knee surgery" and found his smile?

[Rob]

***SPOILER: hhh wins title at NYR and wins main event match against hbk, Jesus Christ himself and all of TNA. END SPOILER ****

You know, WWE, it would have been a nice surprise to have Shelton win the match or so but noooo, their golden boy hhh has to lower everyone. You know Cena is writing all this down for later.

That will never happen.


Jesus is on Smackdown silly.

[Rob]

what about Orton Coldwaver?


Still gay

[Rob]

Off to bed now.

[MVP]

Was Shawn Michaels dancing around like he was last time he had "knee surgery" and found his smile?
Yes, and it was a Sunny Day.

[MVP]

I was no where near a computer tonight and I knew HBK was the special ref.

[Volchok]

okay im making a prediction on the Order of entering and elimination for the EC match...


Entering
Edge and Benoit
Orton
Y2J
Triple H
Batista

Elimination
Jericho
Edge
Benoit
Triple H
Orton

[Nervous Ferret]

I guess I'm off to go write roots..

[Loose Cannon]

Was Shawn Michaels dancing around like he was last time he had "knee surgery" and found his smile?

you bet he was.

[The Answer]

You never got to see Tatanka?

I think ur confusing me with someone else

[Loose Cannon]

I wish I could bottle Hussan's and Daivari's mic work and force feed it too about 20 other guys.

[The Answer]

I think they will have HHH win and have Micheals reluctantly count the pin.Or Micheals turns and joins Evolution kicking Batista out.

[Savio]

Orton vs Shawn was like in the mid pointof 02.....Then I think they made up when orton left evolution.

[Gouda]

Gouda's Random Raw Thoughts

- Christian should have won his match against Jericho. Jericho has nothing to lose. Everybody loves him anyways. Christian being in there could have brought him to the next level.

- Gotta laugh at Snitsky. Clawing at the door... "Come out and play!!" :rofl:

- Gotta laugh at Eugene's antics...

- Muhammed Hassan. :love:

But... JR/King in a debate?

*imagines*

JR: BAHGAWD AMERICA IS GREAT LIKE MY BBQ SAUCE!!!

King: America is great because we have.... PUPPIES!!

Hassan: :wtf:

- Bentoit/Viscera was so predictable... I mean Viscera COULDN'T have won. He wouldn't be able to fit inside one of the chambers. :shifty:

- Benjamin should have won. Then HHH is all like "DEWDWDSCEEWJFJ NOOOOO!!! Batista!! Win!" and so Batista wins and then HHH would be like "Now... I will give you the finger poke.... OF DOOM!!" and Batista would be all like "No."

- Good to see a Raw where the actual wrestling outweighed interviews or stuff like that.

[The CyNick]

I actually liked the show, I just didn't get why they had to p[unk out Benjamin like that.

They spent the last 4 weeks or so positioning him as a guy on the cusp of being a main event player, and then they have him JOB to HHH in what 6 minutes?

I dont think HHH should have lost, but they could have done one of those deals where Shelton has HHH beat, then have the other 5 guys in the EC start fighting outside the ring (Flair too to even it up) which distracts the ref and then Maven comes out and nails Benjamin with a chair, and drags HHH on top of Shelton. Ref turns aorund and 1-2-3 HHH wins. That way you've set up Maven v Benjamin for NYR, and Shelton didn't get his push derailed.

The way it went down was just sad, but oh so typical.

I hope they've now realized that HHH vs Batista is where the money is for Mania. I wouldn't toally mind a 3 way with Orton in there, just to blow off the HHH-Orton issue, but Batista HAS to be in there.

Hassan was awesome, loving his gimmick. I wonder what Hacksaw Jim Duggan is doing?

[Corkscrewed]

All I have to say is: Please don't screw up Hussan and Daivari by having them feud with non-wrestlers.

Batista is also rapidly becoming Da Man. Seriously, I love how they're slowly, slowly, tantalizingly turning him face. Brilliance.

[RP]

fashoning rubber 2x4's for the win.

[RemyRed]

After having a month and some odd shows good, this one Raw slumps and feels like a SmackDown taping, I hope this isn't the start of another decline... Man I can't wait till spring, then the growing grass'll provide new Monday Night Entertainment.

[SuperSlim]

Maybe next Raw will be better

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Maybe next Raw will be better

I don't know with JR and King having a debate with those two arabs next week. It's going to have to be a preety good raw to tear it off that slump.

[Innovator]

"you're beginning TO PISS ME OFF"...mark out moment right there people

and who wasn't laughing when Flair almost fell in the ring trying to distract the ref.

[Crashnburn]

Maybe next Raw will be better

You think this Raw was bad?

What show were you watching? Grant it we all knew who was going to win the six main matches but at least the clock and the threat of losing their spot added some excitment to Raw finally. Those were good matches with good emotion and story being related. Something that impressed me right off the back was the fact that, with the exception of Batista and Rhyno, none of the matches were squash matches. Orton vs Maven normally would of been over in less than two minutes. Props to WWE for actually putting on a show worth watching. I will admit though I could of done with out the JR, Lawler and Hassan bit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just watched the tape of Raw, and I thought it was the best one in a long time. There was SO much wrestling (what was it, 8 matches?) and Muhammad Hussan rocks my pants. It was a little predictable to the trained wrestling fan, as most of us are, but to casual fans, I'll bet it was pretty exciting. I dunno.

[SuperSlim]

I'm not sayin this Raw sucked, but it could have been better

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anything CAN be better.

[Loose Cannon]

Just watched the Hassan promo for like the 4th time. Can't get enough of this guy and Daivari.

I just loved how they didn't even blink to attack JR and King. Hassan just kept shoving King and then just took out JR real quick. Then Daivari got right in Kings face along with Hussan and Davari was screaming at him. Dam, that was hott.

[blake639raw]

Yeah, I think they should definately do a three way for the title at Mania. I also wouldn't mind seeing Angle come to RAW after Mania to feud with Hassan. HBK could go to SD.

[Savio]

I can't believe the poll was real.

[Volchok]

I wonder if Batista ever got his $100...