SMACKDOWN Captions: 12/30/04 !

[Gone Mad]

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By the time you lower to the next picture, Cena will celebrate his victory in a staring contest against you.

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Cena: Holly?? Did you play around with the French man again?
Holly: Probably... you know.. for the paying of dues and such... um, can I borrow some talent???

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JBL: HA! People love losers! Just look at us!

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Angle: WHADDYA MEAN BIG BAND MUSIC IS BACK ?!!!

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Big Show: No! I am not doing a Tara Reid impression! ...Why do ya say that??

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Signs that Spike is a light sleeper.

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Spike: Sonovabitch! He was right! There's the Arc of the Covenant!

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Booker is still learning how to play a RVD.

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Learning numbers .... TO THE EXTREME!!

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Just look at the big guy in the crowd. Now there's comedy!

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Al Wilson makes his return to Smackdown....

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Heidenreich: Damn you and your ellusive traps, webmasters at POETRY.COM!!

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Wow.. these people take photos of every second, don't they?!

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Heidenreich, the greatest Jack Nicholson impressionator.. ever.

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DuPree: You know? Just lower me. I don't think there are nacho vendors here. Hey, TV's John Stamos!!

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Cena: I'm the staring contest champ, biatch!

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Angle: I don't care if your face looks like an ass, I will still beat yoo-- OH, GOD! I LOOKED DIRECTLY AT IT!!!

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JBL (to himself): Damn.. ughh, why'd I eat all them ramen noodles and cheese and ear medicine???

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JBL: And another thing.. tell Rhyno not to put glue on my tights again!!
Orlando: Umm... :shifty: .. yeah.. :shifty: ...

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Girl with coat: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT STEVIE RICHARDS!!

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Spike: Holy crap! I'm living on the edge.. of this picture, that is. Hahaha hee... I also like breathing gas fumes

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Cole: CANADIAN DESTROYER! WOW!
Tazz: :nono:

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Taker: ....... ha, you blinked.
Heidenreich: ..... no, there was a bug in my eye. I was trying to suffocate it.
Taker: Loser.
Heidenreich: Well, I am fueding with you.

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M.Bison: Oh, forget it! They can have my move.. **mumblemumble**

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And now Booker T knows not to get in a mosh pit with RVD.

end. I'm tired!!

[Hired Hitman]

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Rey Mysterio has learned so much he can now nail the 619 in mid-air!

[Gouda]

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The FU got even worse when he started to do it one handed.

[Blue Demon]

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As I open the door
the guy inside I noticed to be poor
and I realized I was in danger
as it was the Texas Ranger

[PorkSoda]

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Druid1: OPEN! *Pound Pound* YOU SUMBITCH OPEN! DAMNIT! OPEN! *Pound Pound*
Druid2: What are you doing?
Druid1: This fucking thing wont open!
Druid2 finds the latch and the coffin opens.
Druid1: Whoa...how'd you do that?

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Heidenreich goes into the Kind Of Alot Of Comic's basement and undigs the Really Really Big Biography of Really Really Big Man.

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Heidenreich does his impression of Goldberg watching Jeapordy.