Funny things you saw at live events (the crowd)

[The Naitch]

-Some guy tells this fat pig to sit the fuck down. She has none of that so she gets in his face and knees him in the balls.

-My buddy got a crystal clear shot of this chick flashing her tits, but the funny part is that in the picture, you can see a glimpse of this old chinaman looking back smiling. That must've made his day. Later on, an acquaintance I knew was sitting in the skybox and got security to invite this girl and her girlfriend over. The two guys she was with were left behind :lol:

I'll think of some more

[Mayo]

pics

[Joe Kerr]

not sure if this is what your looking for its not the crowd but I got this picture Of HBK and Flair. It was at a house show last October In west Virginia


http://img84.exs.cx/img84/2929/new12xm.jpg

[The Naitch]

^^^LOL

[Anybody Thrilla]

There was this one dude decked out in full Randy Savage gear. He was drunk and annoying the whole night. Once after returning from getting a beer, he starts screaming at something happening in the ring and totally biffs on the concrete stairs. It was hilarious.

Another time, the night when the Smoking Gunns broke up, a group of about 5 guys were a few rows behind me. They were taping Superstars for 4 weeks that night, so we saw a lot of people wrestle more than once. The first time Billy Gunn came out to wrestle after the Gunns broke up, the guys all yell at the same time "HEY BILLY! YOU SUCK!". He doesn't seem to notice. However, the NEXT time he came out to wrestle was in a tag match with somebody else, and the same guys all yell "HEY BILLY! YOU STILL SUCK!" while he's on the apron. He turns around, points directly at them, and yells "You shut your damn mouths!".

[Gouda]

At a Smackdown taping after Hulk left the company while me and my friends were wating to get in these other guys are standing around going "I came to see Hogan!" and I'm just like... "I guess no one told you he left the company" and they were all like "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!!"

[The Naitch]

lol Gouda

[PerfectOne]

When I was little, I went to a WWF house show in Decatur, Illinois, with my dad and two uncles, one by marriage. My uncle by marriage and in no way related to me, I'll call him William, was very fat and out of shape. He weighed well over 300 lbs.

Anyway, we had front row seats ringside and Kamala comes out. My uncle William starts beating his chests and screams out "UNCLE KAMALA! IT'S ME, YOUR LONG LOST NEPHEW! WILLIAM!" Kamala starts laughing and has to put a hand up to hide his face.

Later on, Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth (RIP) came out and Savage wrestled. During the match, Savage got thrown into the barricade near us and Miss Elizabeth ran over to do whatever valets do. My uncle William grabs her breast, and when she whirls around she has a "wardrobe malfunction," her dress comes off her shoulder, and her breast is exposed. She runs crying to the back, and Savage jumps to his feet and looks like he's gonna kick somebody's ass, but can't figure out who did it and goes back into the match. It was...different.

[John la Rock]

I remember I went to Raw in September 2001 and there was a guy a couple of rows behind me who looked just like Stone Cold, but like 100 pounds lighter. He had an Austin 3:16 T-Shirt and said "What" over and over again during the commercial breaks

[Cactus Sid]

I was right next to the Hogan/Savage fight at Wrestlemania XX during the Lesnar/Goldberg match.

Basically if you watch a taped version of the show you'll hear Hogan chants, a huge commotion and most of the fans looking towards the ramp (or in this case up into the crowd high above the ramp)

A guy dressed as Hogan started doing all the poses and then this guy dressed as Savage got up and basically challenged him to a fight, they started this little fake brawl in the aisle and the crowd went wild, culminating in Hogan ripping his shirt off.

It was absolutely hilarious and made things interesting during a god awful match.

[Corkscrewed]

When I was little, I went to a WWF house show in Decatur, Illinois, with my dad and two uncles, one by marriage. My uncle by marriage and in no way related to me, I'll call him William, was very fat and out of shape. He weighed well over 300 lbs.

Anyway, we had front row seats ringside and Kamala comes out. My uncle William starts beating his chests and screams out "UNCLE KAMALA! IT'S ME, YOUR LONG LOST NEPHEW! WILLIAM!" Kamala starts laughing and has to put a hand up to hide his face.

Later on, Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth (RIP) came out and Savage wrestled. During the match, Savage got thrown into the barricade near us and Miss Elizabeth ran over to do whatever valets do. My uncle William grabs her breast, and when she whirls around she has a "wardrobe malfunction," her dress comes off her shoulder, and her breast is exposed. She runs crying to the back, and Savage jumps to his feet and looks like he's gonna kick somebody's ass, but can't figure out who did it and goes back into the match. It was...different.

LMAO. That's hilarious.

[V]

the fan running on JBL's limo at summerslam 2k4 was priceless

also these little kids were yelling at me and these other guys for cheering for orton instead of benoit, and the guy with us (probobly in 20s) told the kid he's a stupid fuck who lets the WWE decide who he should cheer for, and then the kids dad got all pissed off

[Mr. Nerfect]

the fan running on JBL's limo at summerslam 2k4 was priceless

also these little kids were yelling at me and these other guys for cheering for orton instead of benoit, and the guy with us (probobly in 20s) told the kid he's a stupid fuck who lets the WWE decide who he should cheer for, and then the kids dad got all pissed off

:lol:

[RGWhat316]

Probably the best thing I have seen live was at the Draft Lottery in March. After checking the tape during the HHH/Eddie Guerrero match, unfortunately they were in commercial, but some guy jumped over the barrier and got at HHH for like 2 seconds. Of course then the security grabbed him and took him away. But as he was being taken away, almost everyone in my section was giving him a standing O.

[Shaggy]

I made a bet with two girls that sat behind me at Wrestlemania X-7. They talked all about the hardy boys all night long before the big TLC match so before the match started I asked them if they wanted to bet on the outcome of the match. I picked Edge & Christian because I had a sign with me for Edge & Christian and the girls behind me picked the Hardy's. Guess who won a few dollars on that bet?

Also at X-7 when Austin turned bad there were these girls a few rows down from me that started crying because he was a bad guy now.

[PorkSoda]

I've only been to two live wrestling events. Nothing really special. I was way up in the balcony too. Only funny thing was that when Tori came out this one kid behind me said "Hey Tori, ever been to Hooters?"

I know this is off topic, but I went to a Marlins/Cubs game in Florida 2 years ago (My uncle was wearing a Cubs shirt cause hes from Chicago, and we were in Florida stadium), and there was this drunk guy who was walking up the stairs and he yelled "YEAHHHH CUBS! CUBS! YEAAAH" and the guy behind me was like "aww shaddup ya douche". i started cracking up. i then went up to get a cheeseburger but fell and tore my quad.

[The Naitch]

Next time I go I'm gonna pull off some classic shit :D

What happens if you jump the barricades and get into the ring? :naughty:

[46 & 2]

i then went up to get a cheeseburger but fell and tore my quad.


Nash did the exact same thing last time I saw him.


But really, RAW was in Topeka about 7 years ago and Lawler was in the ring talking crap on how much the crowd sucked, etc., and I hit him SQUARE in the face with a large empty coke cup that I threw from the third row. I got one of the biggest pops of the night.

[Disturbed316]

Seeing a little kid next to me cry when I caught The Rock's armpad :cool:

[The Answer]

Seeing a little kid next to me cry when I caught The Rock's armpad :cool:



:rofl:

[The Answer]

I guess since I have only been to one live event it would be when this dude at summerslam jumped the baricade at was dancing on top of JBL's limo.He ruined the spot to as the roof was so dented that JBL went through it with ease.Also these two guys in front of me got into a fist fight(One was wearing a Hogan shirt) because one dude called Hogan a bitch.

This other dude made a bet with me that Orton was going to tap to the crossface and I stated Orton would win with an RKO.SOB ran off after the ref counted three.Hopefully I will see some funny stuff on monday

[The Answer]

the fan running on JBL's limo at summerslam 2k4 was priceless

also these little kids were yelling at me and these other guys for cheering for orton instead of benoit, and the guy with us (probobly in 20s) told the kid he's a stupid fuck who lets the WWE decide who he should cheer for, and then the kids dad got all pissed off

LOL where were you seated at Summerslam?

[The Answer]

Next time I go I'm gonna pull off some classic shit :D

What happens if you jump the barricades and get into the ring? :naughty:

You catch a clothsline.Be smart don't do it when Batista is in the ring
:rofl: .Jump in during a pilow match or something

[Innovator]

At a RAW in October of 99, after the first time Jericho and Rock fought, the cameras stopped rolling. The Rock starts to do his normal post match shtick, but my friends and I started chanting Y2J. The entire place was quiet except for us and we interrupted the Rock, then he proceeded to make fun of us and Jericho.

[Lara Emily]

Pretty much anything at Summerslam 2004, being part of that crowd was just electric. The wave, the booing of faces, the guy on the limo. The We Want Virgil chants to OJ (Think I started that one ^_^)

[Rollin4Ten]

Pretty much anything at Summerslam 2004, being part of that crowd was just electric. The wave, the booing of faces, the guy on the limo. The We Want Virgil chants to OJ (Think I started that one ^_^)


Yeah...that certainly was an interesting night in "Bizzaro Land" wasn't it.

[Team Sheep]

Nothing much, but at a Live Event in Wembley in October, Christian was just getting up and Jericho had him lined up for a clothesline. And as he was getting up, Jericho shouted in a proper cockney accent "C'mon ya wanka!"

[Eunos]

Back in August when i was in America i went to a Smackdown House show in Baltimore and a guy a few rows behind me spat in Bubba Rays Face and started trying to punch him. Loads of Security had to bundle him to keep him under control.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>At some indy show in a local gym back in 2003:

At the start of the show, the figurehead guy of the fed (who had long brown hair and a brown goatee) came out, and as he was walking to the ring the place was dead silent, the guy behind us yells, "OH MY GOD IT'S JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!" and the whole place cracked up.

A wrestler by the name of "Fantastic" Jim Nastic was wrestling and he was the face. The WHOLE match, the guys behind us were yelling "JIM, DO A MOONSAULT!!!" and eventually he went to the top, pointed at the guys, and nailed a moonsault. :cool:

After said match, a huge wrestler named the Tower of Torture or something came in and threw a chair at the heels who were outside the ring right in front of us. The heels dodged it and the chair bounced and promptly hit my friend in the knee.</font> :lol:

[Gone Mad]

Two small experiences from the 2 RAW events I went to. First, at a Xmas show which was the time they were building up the return of HHH from his big injury for the next month, there was a bunch of guys in front of us who at first were kinda bugging me. But as soon as the show started, these guys were the greatest bunch of commentators ever. I prefer them over JR and King any day, 'cause they said what everyone was thinking. Most of the time they would comment on Mighty Molly's ass and how big it was, which yes, was a sight, and well, you can imagine how they were talking about it.

The second was recently when the Kane/Lita pregnant storyline continued and Matt was gonna ask her to marry him. Kids, out of all people, yelled at the top of their lungs, "LITA'S A SLUT" and "THE BABY'S NOT YOURS, MATT!" which someone else responded with "Yeah, it's Jeff's!" Laughter ensues, especially when Kane announced the baby was his. Good times with bad storylines.

[V]

LOL where were you seated at Summerslam?

had pretty shitty seats, but it was funny cuz for some resaon my entire row were orton fans, almost all of us (include me) were wearing the legend killer tour shirt.. and were surrounded by benoit marks.

When orton won the title, our row went mental while everyone else started to leave.

[I-Hate-You]

had pretty shitty seats, but it was funny cuz for some resaon my entire row were orton fans, almost all of us (include me) were wearing the legend killer tour shirt.. and were surrounded by benoit marks.

When orton won the title, our row went mental while everyone else started to leave.
Little did you know Triple H was planning to rape Orton's title run/storyline.

[Chavo Classic]

You catch a clothsline.Be smart don't do it when Batista is in the ring
:rofl: .Jump in during a pilow match or something

Some poor gut got absolutely mauled when he jumped in at the UK Raw taping last October. He decided to jump in during the tag match when there was about half a tonne of meat in the ring. not clever.

The chanting of 'nah, nha, nah, goodbye' as he got escorted away by security was amusing. I don't know what reason JR used to explain the random singing though.

[Tornado]

Some poor gut got absolutely mauled when he jumped in at the UK Raw taping last October. He decided to jump in during the tag match when there was about half a tonne of meat in the ring. not clever.

The chanting of 'nah, nha, nah, goodbye' as he got escorted away by security was amusing. I don't know what reason JR used to explain the random singing though.
God that was funny. He dived in the ring, didn't even make it half way before he was mauled by Edge and HBK. I'd love to have seen Batista get his hands on him.

[The Naitch]

You catch a clothsline.Be smart don't do it when Batista is in the ring
:rofl: .Jump in during a pilow match or something

:y:

[ColdwaVer]

not sure if this is what your looking for its not the crowd but I got this picture Of HBK and Flair. It was at a house show last October In west Virginia


http://img84.exs.cx/img84/2929/new12xm.jpg

God I was at that show, he had his pants around his thighs for the next two minutes *shudder*

[MVP]

Not a wrestling show, but when I saw Brooke Hogan perform this summer (met her and Hulk in person BTW) a couple of my friends were standing in a big crowd of people while Hulk was on stage, and this fat pissed off woman got in the face of one of them and started screaming. My friend just froze and turned red until she hit her in the arm. My friend got security and got that woman kicked out.

Also at that show, a few people next to me started chanting "MACHO" while Hulk was on stage. :lol:

[MVP]

OH YEAH while Brooke was performing Hulk was sitting in the front row on his cell phone, and I blurted out "UH OH HE'S CALLING VINCE, HE WANTS HIS JOB BACK!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

OH YEAH while Brooke was performing Hulk was sitting in the front row on his cell phone, and I blurted out "UH OH HE'S CALLING VINCE, HE WANTS HIS JOB BACK!"

:lol:

[BIGFEETS]

I did some announcing for a local indy company while in college. Let's just say I saw a lot of interesting things in and out of the ring.

For instance: In between matches, this woman who had to be in her 60s and dressed very slutty to be frank, was starting to dance around at her seat. She had some alien tenticles on too mind you. Well, she gets up as the wrestlers are coming out. She dances right in front of them, and they just walk around her holding their noses.

It was scary.