X Pac Beaten by Chyna [Archive]

Xero

01-04-2005, 02:24 PM

Joanie was arrested on January 1st for domestic battery. She assualted me struck me in the head and face countless times after getting back from the Playboy Mansion. There were several witnesses to her behavior, including Jeff Meecham from The Extreme Mayhem Show, and unfortunately my two children witnessed and heard all of this. She was released today once again having to suffer no consequences for her behavior. She showed no remorse.

Source: http://www.seanwaltman.com/

Well, now I guess he gets a free shirt. "I went into Chyna and all I got was this black eye".

:shifty:

Splaya

01-04-2005, 02:25 PM

:lol:

The One

01-04-2005, 02:27 PM

Hasn't this happpened like twice before?

Anybody Thrilla

01-04-2005, 02:34 PM

Roid rage.

Tornado

01-04-2005, 02:36 PM

LOL...

Rain Man

01-04-2005, 02:38 PM

LOL

The Ravishing One

01-04-2005, 02:56 PM

LOL

Shaggy

01-04-2005, 02:59 PM

ha ha ha.....I guess She is the man all the time in this relationship

Dave Youell

01-04-2005, 03:07 PM

BWAhahahahahhahahahhahaah (repeat)

SuperSlim

01-04-2005, 03:11 PM

ahh man there are no words that can be said about this... this is the funniest thing.

KayfabeMan

01-04-2005, 03:11 PM

:nono:

The only ones I feel bad for in this whole situation are Waltman's kids.

Not because they had to witness this, but because they are his kids.

Dave Youell

01-04-2005, 03:28 PM

:nono:

The only ones I feel bad for in this whole situation are Waltman's kids.

Not because they had to witness this, but because they are his kids.
BWHAHAHAHAHHAhahahhahhah (repeat)

Sephiroth

01-04-2005, 03:35 PM

LOL

KingofOldSchool

01-04-2005, 03:37 PM

So...how many low blows did she give him?

mike627

01-04-2005, 03:50 PM

Damn! lolz

Volchok

01-04-2005, 03:52 PM

haha... that made my day.

John la Rock

01-04-2005, 05:05 PM

lol that's what you get for dating the manish Chyna

Evil Vito

01-04-2005, 05:29 PM

OssMan

01-04-2005, 05:32 PM

Damn! lolzLOL

Corkscrewed

01-04-2005, 06:32 PM

LMAO! Wow. I wasn't sure whether the title meant a win or literally beat up, but that's hilarious.

More so that he actually posts about it like it's supposed to get him sympathy or something. I dunno.

Geez... :rofl:

Gouda

01-04-2005, 07:04 PM

:lol: If I was beaten by a woman I wouldn't go advertising it.

Next thing you now Austin and Chyna are going to start dating.

Bad Company

01-04-2005, 07:06 PM

so its funny when xpac gets beaten up by chyna, but not when stone cold beats his wife?

Nice one TPWW :roll:

ColdwaVer

01-04-2005, 07:09 PM

so its funny when xpac gets beaten up by chyna, but not when stone cold beats his wife?

Nice one TPWW :roll:

No, see it's only not funny when a man beats a woman.

What?

Oh right, that's exactly what happened.

SHAME ON YOU ALL!!!

:shifty:

MVP

01-04-2005, 07:10 PM

She's probably jealous that more men were attracted to Waltman in the porno vid than she.

Splaya

01-04-2005, 07:16 PM

And you would know how again :shifty:

Ol Dirty Dastard

01-04-2005, 07:18 PM

I think X-Pacs given her a good whooping before, I guess now we know why.

VJW

01-04-2005, 07:19 PM

:lol:

Mayo

01-04-2005, 07:56 PM

haha stupid loser, why can't he find himself a real woman (literally) :|

Champion of Europa

01-04-2005, 08:18 PM

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Chyna.
OW OW! STOP HITTING ME! OW!

tucsonspeed6

01-04-2005, 08:20 PM

This is terrible! How on earth can something like this happen? I thought we lived in a sensible world, but now SEAN WALTMAN has a website??!?!? Oh, the world is deffinately going to hell in a handbasket now!

Savio

01-04-2005, 08:26 PM

Thats not fair she should have gotten punished.

PorkSoda

01-04-2005, 08:27 PM

When Chyna was beating him up I wonder if Triple H did a run in and Pedigree'd them both for the win

RemyRed

01-05-2005, 01:12 AM

I wonder if Triple H ever got his ass beat by her.
Over the phone:

Sean - Jean.....(choking up) I'm scared...
Jean - Calm down man it's all right...it's all right..You gotta get out that relationship man.
Sean - How did you deal with this?
Jean - Look man...just get outta the house...now. Call me when you're safe and I'll go pick you up.

FakeLaser

01-05-2005, 01:25 AM

LOL, I knew this would happen.

Heyman

01-05-2005, 01:59 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

X-Pac is a fag.

Shaggy

01-05-2005, 02:19 AM

Everytime I see this thread I think of Family Guy

***Peter Shaking***

"Last Night Lois was the man"

Evolution

01-05-2005, 02:29 AM

I don't see how you can think this is funny.

I mean, I've been a victim of this myself, so I can start to understand what Sean's going through, though he has it worse than I did being that he's in the limelight after that video release, plus there are children involved.

You are laughing at Waltman, but if he had raised his hand to her in self-defense you would have ragged on him for hitting a woman.

I have every sympathy for him and his children right now, and I certainly hope Chyna gets punished.

Mr. Nerfect

01-05-2005, 02:46 AM

I agree with you, Evolution. Waltman is a martial artist remember, and I'm sure he could have defended himself if he wanted, but I guess he didn't want to set a bad example in front of his kids.

It's a shame Chyna got off, because it would have been a good lesson to his kids, and I look up to X-Pac for not using violence against her.

Corkscrewed

01-05-2005, 03:04 AM

Well, to be serious for a bit, I'd agree. If she's gonna be so repeatedly aggressive, she deserves some punishment. Hell, it's happened to Austin, why not Joanie Laurer?

It's stupid, really. I have to wonder why he keeps crawling back to her though. In that sense, it's his own fault too.

Shaggy

01-05-2005, 03:08 AM

If it was anyone else I wouldnt be laughing but for the love of god this is X-Pac here. The (as goldust put it while immitating croc hunter) swamped grease rat.

Its funny because most people picture Chyna as a man. When rumours of Chyna and Xpac together hit the net all the jokes were about that xpac was the girl in the relationship and chyna was the man. Well you rarely hear about women beating men so basically people look at this and think that Chyna was really the man in the relationship.

Sure I feel sorry for him and his kids and all and I do give him a thumbs up for not fighting back but I think this is just funny as hell.

Mr. Nerfect

01-05-2005, 04:22 AM

I was trying to flame anyone, I was just stating my thoughts. I can understand why a lot of people would find the scenario humourous. Not because of what actually happened, but because of who's involved.

Spoon Bender

01-05-2005, 04:33 AM

JR: "BAH GAWD! THE 123 KID'S ON THE TOP ROPE! THIS 18 YEAR OLD ROOKIEE IS GONNA UPSET RAZOR RAMONE HERE!"

Razor: "Hey chico, in ten years time you're going to be married to a 200 lb female body builder who dresses in leather and beats you in front of your kids."

JR: "BAH GAWD! THE KID'S GIVEN UP RASSLIN TO BECOME A STOCK BROKER! PORTFOLIO! PORTFOLIO! PORTFOLIO!"

Gouda

01-05-2005, 01:42 PM

Waltman is a martial artist remember, and I'm sure he could have defended himself if he wanted, but I guess he didn't want to set a bad example in front of his kids.

Instead he'll go and release sex tapes as a good example to his kids.

Mr. Nerfect

01-05-2005, 05:04 PM

Instead he'll go and release sex tapes as a good example to his kids.

Hey, he probably hasn't forced his kids to watch them. But I would lose all faith in my dad if I saw him hitting a woman I knew in front of me.