View Full Version : How to bring Brock Lesnar back
Dorkchop
01-13-2005, 02:43 PM
I'd say bring him back to Smackdown, or if at Raw fucking bring some guys over to Smackdown. Anyway part of a speech he should give should be like this:
I was born to wrestle. That's why I was put on this earth. My whole life has revolved around wrestling. I wanted out. I couldn't take it anymore. I wanted to try something new... But I couldn't. I tried out for the NFL, but I couldn't make it. Brock Lesnar, one of the greatest athletes alive today, could not make it in the National Football League.
Why? Because I only know how to wrestle. That's the only way I know how to live. All I could think about was wrestling... Even when I didn't want to. My natural reaction to everything was wrestling.
Wrestling is the only way I know how to live. I thought I wanted out, but I was wrong.
Blah, I don't know. I guess this would be good if he was great on the mic, but he's only mediocre in that department. If he comes back in the WWE, fans might accept him back with a promo similar tot hat.
HeartBreakMan2k
01-13-2005, 03:11 PM
Meh, best way to bring him back is with Heyman as his manager and just have him F-5 the hell out of everyone.
BigDaddyCool
01-13-2005, 03:51 PM
That is gay because Brock sucks on the mic.
Heyman
01-13-2005, 03:54 PM
That is gay because Brock sucks on the mic.
I agree.
I'm thinking that perhaps the best way to bring back Lesnar, IS as a heel.
If Lesnar comes back, the "You sold Out!" chants will probably be huge anyways.
Lesnar should come back as a main-event heel IMO.
Corkscrewed
01-13-2005, 04:03 PM
If he did come back, yeah... heel. In fact, bitter heel who can't get over the fact that he failed in the NFL and IS crawling back to wrestling, but since he's a monster, he takes out his frustrations on other people. It wouldn't be much different from the sort of whiney heel he was when he left.
Dorkchop
01-13-2005, 04:30 PM
Yes he should come back as a heel. He should try to give a speech like that, but obviously he would get booed Ashlie Simpson style. Or Paul Heyman can just work the crap out of the mic for Lesnar. Then he can F-5 the crap out of everyone.
I'm sure he'll be back soon enough. I thought that the day I heard he was leaving. I'm still not too sure whether to bring him to Raw or Smackdown. Smackdown could use him to ahve a star and to wrestle the Big Show, Heidenreich, taker, Angle, Eddie, and even maybe JBL. A Lesnar JBL match could go well for a storyline purpose.
Mr. Nerfect
01-13-2005, 04:41 PM
I like the idea of him popping out of a casket with Paul Heyman at the Royal Rumble, and taking out their frustrations with the wrestling world out together on Heidenreich and The Undertaker. Heyman gets Lesnar to put Heidenreich in the casket for his betrayal, and Lesnar just F-5s Taker a few times (so he's carried out on a stretcher). Really oversell the move. Maybe have Brock lock in the Brock Lock to add to Taker's injuries.
Then Kane returns in the Royal Rumble as a new darker version of himself. Have him wera a new mask, and have a red and black costume, which sort of fuses him between the Phantom of the Opera, his original costume, and Jason Voorhees. I don't know how to describe it, but have it seem more dangerous than his previous costumes.
The Undertaker returns the next night on the RAW/SD! night, and have Heidenreich and Snitsky come in together and attack Kane. This is when you have Taker save Kane. Kane doesn't want the help and is about to destroy Undertaker, but they are attacked by Heidenreich and Snitsky again. Eventually we see a Fatal Fourway Elimination Match at WrestleMania, in Kane vs. The Undertaker vs. Heidenreich vs. Gene Snitsky (I just don't like the tag match idea), and have Kane eliminate all three guys.
The new Kane vs. Batista would make a great feud somewhere down the line. I just hope they capatilise with Kane, and have him leave his human ways.
As for Lesnar, have him set up a program with Chris Beniot. We were never delivered on that match, and it is more relevent than ever. Benoit is pissed because Lesnar just left the business, and Lesnar wants to beat Benoit because he thinks he's better. After that have Jericho and Guerrero step up to Lesnar.
I can't really see anything for him. Muhammad Hassan vs. Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 21? I don't know why, but I'd love to see that.
The Naitch
01-13-2005, 05:00 PM
I like the idea of him popping out of a casket with Paul Heyman at the Royal Rumble, and taking out their frustrations with the wrestling world out together on Heidenreich and The Undertaker. Heyman gets Lesnar to put Heidenreich in the casket for his betrayal, and Lesnar just F-5s Taker a few times (so he's carried out on a stretcher). Really oversell the move. Maybe have Brock lock in the Brock Lock to add to Taker's injuries.
Then Kane returns in the Royal Rumble as a new darker version of himself. Have him wera a new mask, and have a red and black costume, which sort of fuses him between the Phantom of the Opera, his original costume, and Jason Voorhees. I don't know how to describe it, but have it seem more dangerous than his previous costumes.
The Undertaker returns the next night on the RAW/SD! night, and have Heidenreich and Snitsky come in together and attack Kane. This is when you have Taker save Kane. Kane doesn't want the help and is about to destroy Undertaker, but they are attacked by Heidenreich and Snitsky again. Eventually we see a Fatal Fourway Elimination Match at WrestleMania, in Kane vs. The Undertaker vs. Heidenreich vs. Gene Snitsky (I just don't like the tag match idea), and have Kane eliminate all three guys.
The new Kane vs. Batista would make a great feud somewhere down the line. I just hope they capatilise with Kane, and have him leave his human ways.
As for Lesnar, have him set up a program with Chris Beniot. We were never delivered on that match, and it is more relevent than ever. Benoit is pissed because Lesnar just left the business, and Lesnar wants to beat Benoit because he thinks he's better. After that have Jericho and Guerrero step up to Lesnar.
I can't really see anything for him. Muhammad Hassan vs. Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 21? I don't know why, but I'd love to see that.
nah
Mr. Nerfect
01-13-2005, 05:47 PM
nah
:lol:
I know what you mean. Personally I can't think of much for Lesnar to do in the WWE. I pesonally hope he heads over to TNA.
ColdwaVer
01-13-2005, 06:10 PM
The only way I'm going to accept a Lesnar return is if he drops Bob Holly in his stinking head again.
The Naitch
01-13-2005, 06:12 PM
^^^ YESSSS
Normal Is Me
01-13-2005, 06:14 PM
I would not bring him back.
I'd like to see Brock Lesnar in TNA. That would be the ultimate test to see how big of a draw he really is. If he can make some money for TNA and attract some attention then that would be great.
Mr. Nerfect
01-13-2005, 06:48 PM
I would not bring him back.
I'd like to see Brock Lesnar in TNA. That would be the ultimate test to see how big of a draw he really is. If he can make some money for TNA and attract some attention then that would be great.
That's exactly what I think. If I were Vince, I'd let Lesnar go to TNA, then see if he draws some attention to it (that wouldn't necissarily be a bad thing), and if he does, Vince can always offer Lesnar more money to come back to the WWE. :y:
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