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Mister Sinister
01-17-2005, 01:53 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 2005 TPWW Award Show, I'm your host, Helmsphere and well, let's cut the bullshit and get down to the award of worst Wrestler Ever....

And the Nominees are...

Hardcore Holly!

Hardcore Holly is a man who has been in the WWE or WWF for a long time, he debuted as Spark Plug Bob Holly, which if I'm not mistaken, got his hand caught on fire by Papa Shango (The Godfather) He then won the Tag Belts with Sean "I analized a shemale and video taped it" Waltman which who lost the Tag Belts one night later. We was also a Hardcore Champion as well, quite a few times, then again, who wasn't? It was after all this, the internet world began to hate him, for his pay your dues and beating up rookies Attitude and giving us, for the second year in a row, a Crappy World Title Match at the Royal Rumble....

John Bradshaw Leyfield!

JBL, as a wrestler is crap, He's know maybe a few moves, however has improved quite a bit...on the Mircophone atleast in the past year, besides being shoved down our throats like a giant cucumber. Will a WWE Title Reign finally make him...not crappy, it's up to our voters to choose.

Jeff Hardy!

The man who is known for being a Spot Monkey drenched in Neon Cum that writes Bad Poetry, He has been a Upper Mid Carder in TNA for the past 8 months now, however he is un motivated to actually try and wrestle a good match, which normally consists of Kick Punch, Double Leg Takedown, Legdrop to Groin, Whisper In The Wind, Twist Of Fate....Swanton....for thoses keeping score at home...I'm actually a fan of Jeff Hardy, because I don't turn my back on people I respected, even if I have very little to respect them for now....Will The Charismatic Enigma somehow win this award, we will see?

Kenzo Susuki

The man who has came into the WWE, with his hot Midget Wife, this man has no skills what so ever, but is somewhat funny, because you can't understand half the shit he says and his Rick Rude like gesture get a giggle out of me.

Which one of theses choices will be voted, The Voters Choice....Worst Wrestler for 2005 on Helmsphere RTW Award Show? Find Out Tomorrow...


Anyways, to mix things up, since we are in a new year, along with a RTW, I will be doing a award show like deal with them....Anyways, before moving on....Yesterday Rate The Wrestler El Gigante








Scored




A






29, meaning Hardcore Holly has been dethroned of the Worst of RTW...Thank You, he couldn't of stay there for so long without all of your help.


Anyways, Moving on, Today's Wrestler is a another Wrestler, who is crap for somewhat Entertaining and maybe has a chance to knock El Gigante after one day....And You Better Call his Momma....Ernest "The Cat" Miller!



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The Fitz
01-17-2005, 02:04 PM
He gets a 7.5 from me, due to the fact he's alright in the ring and "somebody better call my momma."

James Steele
01-17-2005, 02:16 PM
4.5

NoJabbaNoBogRoll
01-17-2005, 02:19 PM
1.

DaveWadding
01-17-2005, 02:46 PM
6

Azriel
01-17-2005, 02:49 PM
7.5

Innovator
01-17-2005, 02:58 PM
7

Evil Vito
01-17-2005, 03:51 PM
<font color=goldenrod>8</font>

V
01-17-2005, 04:12 PM
6 because i like his theme

and i'll never forget how him and his buddy danced at royal rumble 2004 only to be eliminated by orton and benoit

other than that he's nobody.

SuperSlim
01-17-2005, 04:24 PM
I remember when he first showed up in WCW. that was some stuff. Then first teamin up wtih Glacier. that was some stuff as well. Good stuff.

Then his retarded dance gimmick started and he couldn't be taken seriously ever since then.

I give him a 3.5.

for his good start then terrible middle and finish.

The Answer
01-17-2005, 04:29 PM
8 this guy was really funny on the mic especially harassing fans and wrestlers."I want Yogi Bear, I want Scott Norton" :rofl:

OssMan
01-17-2005, 04:33 PM
I was at his first WWE match

8 because his guys name was LaMont

OssMan
01-17-2005, 04:36 PM
You know what would be cool Helmsphere, if you could make all the scores in the rating history into a link to that thread.

Aussie Skier
01-17-2005, 04:48 PM
Ernest the cat Miller was in the WWE for one reason and one reason only. And that was to show just how much the WWE was better than WCW! And it showed. Anyway, I thought both Ernest and Lamont were a waste of space!

3.5, CRAP!


as for saying JBL is one of the worst wrestlers of the yea,that too is...CRAP! IMO, JBL VS Eddie at judgement day (when JBL won by DQ) is, IMO, possibly the 3rd best Smackown match of the year (behind Eddie VS Brock and Eddie VS Angle.)

Boondock Saint
01-17-2005, 05:45 PM
4

.44 Magdalene
01-17-2005, 06:45 PM
6.5, yo. Liked him in WCW, wasn't paying much attention when he was around in WWE.

Funky Fly
01-17-2005, 06:55 PM
6

He was better in WCW when he was teamed with Glacier. I loved that double jump kick off the turnbuckles they did. And I would just to say this: Damn you, Resident Evil 4!

Eunos
01-17-2005, 07:07 PM
3.5 I could just be ignorant but his time in WWE really did piss me off.

Thank god he didnt last.

RemyRed
01-17-2005, 08:04 PM
10, he is the man

VJW
01-17-2005, 08:27 PM
3.5

You should've seen my face when he ran out like an idiot at the Rumble.

Yashamaga
01-17-2005, 09:50 PM
WTF he's the man. 10

MVP
01-17-2005, 10:07 PM
5

Suzuki gets my vote BTW.

HeartBreakMan2k
01-17-2005, 10:33 PM
4.6

KayfabeMan
01-17-2005, 10:59 PM
6

OssMan
01-17-2005, 11:04 PM
3.5

You should've seen my face when he ran out like an idiot at the Rumble.I held a sign

John la Rock
01-18-2005, 12:23 AM
4

as a manager he'd probably get a 10 but he can't wrestle worth a dime

weather vane
01-18-2005, 02:37 AM
6

Bad Company
01-18-2005, 04:23 AM
for entertainment 10
everything else -5

that gives him a 5 :)

Sickboy
01-18-2005, 01:05 PM
5

mike627
01-18-2005, 09:12 PM
1.2

VJW
01-18-2005, 09:50 PM
I didn't like the midget that followed him around.

FakeLaser
01-18-2005, 10:46 PM
2

PerfectOne
01-19-2005, 01:53 AM
9. He was very humorous. I never saw him as much a wrestler as a DDP-esque glorified manager. For that role, he did well.

Oh, and somebody better call my momma!