SmackDown Captions: 1/20/05.

[Gone Mad]

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"Haha, what can you do? I am Italian!

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Carlito: You see, in this one, the cat, let's call him Garfield.. wants some lasagna. But the dog, otherwise known as Odie.. is going to tell their owner, Jon, about this. The cat then knocks the dog off the table and says "It's a living"! AHAHa!! ..... Can I get in your pants now?

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Heiden: Ok, my new experimental film is entitled, "One Night with HeidenReich", and well, it's pretty much a solo project.. If you know what I mean.. hehe.. I mostly just read poetry and fall asleep watching A-Team in the movie. POETRY.COM!!!


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HAHA!! Caption of the Month!! Do I even have to comment on it?

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Trapped above the glass ceiling-- Another case of hunger. Eat Chocolate.

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Mysterio: HEHE!! I HATE YOU, RVD... I hate you... sooo much...
Ref: Hey, less talk, more flying, Peter Pan!

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Angle:Oh, crap, I did not kill that hooker. Don't look back, Kurt. Just don't look.. SHIT, Why didn't anyone tell me it was on the Titantron?! ..eep! **runs away!**

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JBL: HAHA! Looks like Gary Coleman killing a hooker on the Titantron... (looks at Kurt) ..Wait..
Kurt: What ARE you talking about, Willis? **looks at Tron** SHIT, it's still there!

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JBL: And now the ceramonial novelty cookie cutter.. Do you, Show, accept being turned into a duck-shaped cookie?

Show: Oh, dear God, no!

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Jindrak (to Show): Wow! What a great trick! How did Papa Shango do that to you?
Basham: I heard Warrior faked it..
Jordan: That crazy bastard!

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Ref: You're a homosexual, dawg!
Booker: Talk ...to the hand.. cause the face... ain't listeni..nng.. **death rattle**

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They shouldn't have added a parking garage INSIDE of the arena.
Eddie: FREAKIN' HIGH BEAM BASTARDS!

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The referee was impressed with Cena's impression of a teapot.

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Cena: ALL---RIGHTY THEN!

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Chavo: Look at me, I'm Tom Morello!! Never do what they told you!
Rey: My.. leg!!!!

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Jordan: I want a handshake. :sad:

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JBL was such a nice guy. Look, he is dedicating a song, just for Big Show.

JBL: I SAIDA HIP, HOP A HIBBY HIP HOP HOPPING AND U DON'T STOPPA ROCK TO THE BIGBLIPPITY BLAH!
Basham on the left: Eh, old white man can't rap!

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Undertaker: Ladies and gentleman, DAVID BOWIE!!

end. man, I sucked!

[El Santo]

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Carlito: You see, in this one, the cat, let's call him Garfield.. wants some lasagna. But the dog, otherwise known as Odie.. is going to tell their owner, Jon, about this. The cat then knocks the dog off the table and says "It's a living"! AHAHa!! ..... Can I get in your pants now?

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Heiden: Ok, my new experimental film is entitled, "One Night with HeidenReich", and well, it's pretty much a solo project.. If you know what I mean.. hehe.. I mostly just read poetry and fall asleep watching A-Team in the movie. POETRY.COM!!!


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HAHA!! Caption of the Month!! Do I even have to comment on it?

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JBL: And now the ceramonial novelty cookie cutter.. Do you, Show, accept being turned into a duck-shaped cookie?

Show: Oh, dear God, no!

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Cena: ALL---RIGHTY THEN!
Undertaker: Ladies and gentleman, DAVID BOWIE!!


Ha! Great captions there, chief.

And, yeah... I agree. Kenzo's nipple twist needs no caption at all. :lol:

[Gouda]

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Kenzo: How am I doing Heidenreich?
Heidenteich: Be more agressive! Only then can you master the art of..... HEIDENRAPE.

[V]

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Cena: why the fuck are these captions all out of order?

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Taker: I will now start my feud with Brock Lesnar by having sex with this figure of him and posting it on the internet

[PorkSoda]

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While the others may have been a success, Hollywood's latest idea: The Next Hot-Rah-Tay Kid, is not.

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Carlito: Hello. We got 25 signatures backstage, including myself. Sign here if you would like a push.
Triple H: (Backstage) Heheheheheeheheheheheehe!

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Heidenreich: *Sob* Why Christian why? Why did you ask for a world title push? *Sob*

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Big Show: NOO!!! NOT THE SALAD! NOOOO!!!!
JBL: Yes, it is time, Show. It's time to lose weight and get in shape.

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Cena: Hi.
Ref: Hi.
Cena: Bye.
Ref: Bye.

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Tazz: I can't believe it! Ultimate Warrior finally hopped into the coffin and claimed himself dead!

[Crashnburn]

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Scotty 2 Hotty: "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A...."

[Blue Demon]

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And now for my next trick...


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Rey: If we disguise ourselves as contemporary art...Maybe Hunter won't find us.

[Hired Hitman]

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Carlito thought he had found the perfect woman when they both signed the insurance waver with "That's Cool".

[Crashnburn]

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Internet Smark: "Finally Heidenreich is getting what he deserves! He's getting buried!"


:naughty:

[Gouda]

Alternative caption:

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Cena:Ohhhhh Kenzo. Now I know why Vince hired you.

or along those same lines:

*Ultimo Dragon watching*
Ultimo: Now I know why Vince is giving this guy a push and didn't use me at all...

[tucsonspeed6]

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Heidenreich: "Ok, now's when it starts to get confusing....cause then Superman turned into two people: Red Superman and Blue Superman. Now, I'm representing Blue Superman down here in the ring, and as you can see on the Titantron, Red Superman died. You still with me?..... "

Steph (Backstage): "See? Now that Heyman's gone, the Creative team can get back to the really entertaining stuff!"

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Taker: "And if you come down to Uncle Mark's House of Coffins this weekend, I'll personally give you 15% off this beauty right here. Now, folks, I'm telling you this thing works miracles. This dummy was made to appear over 110 years old, but look how youthful it looks now? In fact, just last night I slept in this thing back behind the dumpster at the Waffle House off I-90, and believe you me, I came out feeling like a kid again...."