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Savio
01-22-2005, 12:58 AM
What was the most favorite match you were in? (Feel free to post it)

Me vs Slim "Clash of the champions" Death Cage match.
MATCH 1: Paul vs Slim: VB Title Cage Match

The cage is lowering
http://www.hiphopelements.com/Pics/Events/CageMatch/Cage2.jpg

*Paul enters the ring*
http://img29.exs.cx/img29/5712/c197pg.jpg

JR: This match is the longest running feud in TNA. Ever since Paul cost Slim his match at TPWW Judgement day. Now it will end here on the last show of TNA

*Slims theme hits*
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/100704/101404/images/1014m.jpg

King: Wow that is a long time. Look at all those weapons tied to the cage....Is that Barby?

Slim is about to enter but Paul Drop kicks the door into him. Paul picks Slim up but slim hits a hard right. then starts to stomp Paul. Slim picks up Paul and Paul reverses to a Suplex.

Paul goes in the ring to go for the belt but Slim hits an electric chair drop on him.

http://gallery.lamusica.com/albums/album298/Cena_vs_Carlito.thumb.jpg (http://gallery.lamusica.com/album298/Cena_vs_Carlito)
5 minutes of regular wrestling goes by until Slim throws Paul against the cage. Slim then goes for the belt. Paul hits slims ankle before slim can get fully on the top of the cage. Paul starts to climb to the belt

King: Both men are on top!

Paul goes to grab the belt but Slim moves pauls leg a Paul falls on the top of the cage with his nuts. Slim starts hammering Pauls back. Then pulls him up.

JR: They better be careful up there! OH MY GOD! Hip Toss off the top of the cage!


Paul lands through the Spanish announce Table. But Slim loses his balance also and falls in the ring. Slim gets up to his feet first and goes out of the Ring in front of where Paul landed.

King: What is he doing?

Slim Reaches under the ring and grabs a Table wrapped in barbed wire. Slim picks up Paul and Paul Gives him a low blow. Both men are down. Paul crawls over to JRs table and Grabs a brick that was under it.

JR: Huh!? how did that get there!?

Both men are getting up. Paul hits Slim with the brick. Slim is busted wide open. Paul sets up the table then starts to pick up Slim for a power bomb but slim reverses it and Paul lands on the Barbed Wire board.

JR: Good god oh mighty!

Paul rolls off quickly with rips in his jersey and there is blood coming out of his back. After a few moments, Slim starts to crawl to the door. Paul starts to Follow clutching his back. Paul picks up Slim and starts grading his face against the cage. Paul rips off his shirts and throws it on Slim. He Then goes in the ring and flicks off each section of the crowd and grabs a Chair. and makes his way to the door.

King: It looks like Paul will do some damage with that chair

Slim moves and Slams the door on Pauls head and the Chair falls out. Slim smiles and takes Pauls shirt and wraps it around the chair

JR: What is he doing?

Slim reaches under the ring and grabs a can of gas pours it. and sets the chair on fire! Then rushes to the ring as Paul gets up. Slim Smashes the Chair against Pauls head spliting his head open. Then goes for the Cover

1........2.......Kick out!

Slim looks pissed. He Gets the Chain and Starts choking out Paul. After a minute Paul fights his way back throws Slim to the ropes then Hits A back body on the flaming chair as he lands it goes out.

JR: These are 2 braves souls ladies and gentlemen.

Paul rolls out of the ring and looks for something under it. He grabs a boxing glove with glass stuck to it. He gets back in the ring and slim is resting on the ropes. He hits Slim with 2 shots to the kidney. Slim Kicks him off and Grabs barby

King: Slim has been waiting to do this for a long time!

Slim Swings but Paul ducks and runs against the ropes Slim swings again and hits Paul in the face then paul drops to one Knee. Slim Takes Pauls Glove then scratches it against Pauls chest and throws it away.

JR: Both men are covered in Blood!

Slim Goes out of the ring and gets a table and Some how gets it in the ring. Slim gets in the Ring and paul hits him with an F-U!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/06.jpg

He falls and puts a hand over Slim.

1........2........Kick out

Paul gets up slowly then sets up the table. He gets the gas can. He lights the table. He wait for Slim to get up. Paul wraps the chain around his hand. He punches Slim in the Stomach and Sets him up for "the bricks" (His older move)

King: Slim reversed it!

Slim Does his Sliminator trough the table. The Ref puts out the fire and Slim yells at him. Slim Goes for a cover.

1.....2.....Paul barely gets his hand under the rope.

Slim is ticked he grabs barby and hits paul twice in the back as he was getting up. He then Grabs a Sack that was tied to the cage. He pours tacks all over the ring

JR: No He wouldn't

Slim bounces off The ropes and hits a two handed bull dog on the tacks. Slim starts to climb for the belt. He at the top rope as Paul starts to stir. Slim starts to get on top of the cage. Paul gets to the ropes with the chain wrapped on his hand. Slim gets to the top and sees Paul trying to climb. Slim lands a right. He goes to grab Pauls hair but Paul bites him.

Slim (shaking his finger): Ow you pussy!

Paul gets to the top. Slim hits him with his other hand twice then spits in his face. Paul hits him in the stomache with his chain. Paul goes for the title but slim grabs him then goes of a german. But Paul is holding the cable. Paul elbows Slim twice then throws him to Ring Floor.

JR: He Landed on the tacks!

Paul Looks between slim and the title. Then goes for the Fuck you Splash and lands it.

http://gallery.lamusica.com/albums/album298/Cena_attacks_Carlito_Cool.jpg

Slim coughs up blood.

1.........2.........3
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King: We have a new champ!
http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/04.jpg

The Naitch
01-22-2005, 02:36 PM
For The Cock, my favorite match was winning the TNA Title for the 3rd time on RAW where Outsider proclaimed Cock as the winner of the caption contest. I ended Invisible's 24 hr (in caption years) title reign.

For The Naitch, my favorite match was against Outsider. At this time Outsider was "Hulk Hogan"

McLegend
01-22-2005, 02:46 PM
Mine was the triple threat match for the NCW title. Where Zack hit then Redeemer with a chair and it looked like I was going to be NCW champion.Then Lou P pulled the ropes out from behind Zack, and then Lou P pinned Redeemer. Best Match in NCW history IMO.

Stupid LK for getting knocked out with a chair. :rant: :mad:

Innovator
01-22-2005, 02:49 PM
Hangman's Ball

The Naitch
01-22-2005, 03:00 PM
Mine was the triple threat match for the NCW title. Where Zack hit then Redeemer with a chair and it looked like I was going to be NCW champion.Then Lou P pulled the ropes out from behind Zack, and then Lou P pinned Redeemer. Best Match in NCW history IMO.

Stupid LK for getting knocked out with a chair. :rant: :mad:

when did you challenge for the NCW title?

McLegend
01-22-2005, 03:01 PM
At the PPV before the last one. I think it was Blitzkreg Bash.

McLegend
01-22-2005, 03:05 PM
Actually it was Holiaday Holocaust

The Naitch
01-22-2005, 03:07 PM
right, Cock was facing Eric Shin so he wasn't in the title hunt at the time.

post yer pic legend. Let's see what a real legend looks like ;)

McLegend
01-22-2005, 03:13 PM
LOL I'm good. Even if I wanted to post a pic of myself I can't I don't have camera.

The Naitch
01-22-2005, 03:14 PM
sure. see ya tomorrow

Disturbed316
01-22-2005, 03:19 PM
Dunno, probably when I beat The Cock for the TPWWE Title :cool:

Loose Cannon
01-22-2005, 03:45 PM
right, Cock was facing Eric Shin so he wasn't in the title hunt at the time.

post yer pic legend. Let's see what a real legend looks like ;)

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/865/bostonsuckscopy4tk.jpg

Azriel
01-22-2005, 07:05 PM
First "Denied!", now "You Got Swerved". I love it. LC is the king of catchphrases

Oh, and my Hell in a Cell match with Innovator.

Bazooka
01-22-2005, 07:40 PM
For The Cock, my favorite match was winning the TNA Title for the 3rd time on RAW where Outsider proclaimed Cock as the winner of the caption contest. I ended Invisible's 24 hr (in caption years) title reign.

For The Naitch, my favorite match was against Outsider. At this time Outsider was "Hulk Hogan"In TNA time goes faster, and it was 6 days after RB so it would be more like 2 weeks TNA time not 24hours... Besides I wrote that match where you won the title back, the least you could do is get the time right :rant: nah jk I don't care, it was 2 weeks TNA time though. Besides if it was only 24 hours then your 3rd title reign would have only been 24 hours. :cool:

My fav matches with me, well so many matches of mine have been classics; NM vs Invisible in a Hell in A Cell Inferno match. Triple threat at Forum Mania where Invisible and Innovator simutaneously won the Xtitle. The Raw after RB where Cock won the title back. Recently, Hangman's Ball with Innovator.

But my all time greatest moment, which is kind of obvious was the most elaborate and creative angle in all of C-FED history. When LC and Invisible swerved everybody with Invisible becomming TNA Champion. Here's the end of it:

Invisible and DE fight on the inside. De GIVES Invisible a chair shot
http://img64.exs.cx/img64/7205/826lp.jpg


DE comes off the ropes and Invisible takes him and launches DE through the side of the cage into the guardrail.

FANS HOLY SHIT…..HOLY SHIT…..HOLY SHIT

One side of the Cell has been ripped off. Invisible goes to cover DE on the outside, but DE kicks out.

On top of the cage, The Cock is the 1st to move. The Cock picks up both Paul and Slim and brings them to the edge of the Cell. Paul and Slim both fight back near the edge. Paul and Slim try a double back drop on The Cock, but the Cock REVERSES INTO A DOUBLE CLOSELINE AND SLIM AND PAUL BOTH FLY OFF THE CEEL ON TO THE FLOOR.
http://img6.exs.cx/img6/6294/paulcell7cz.jpg

THEY BOTH LAND WITH THEIR ARMS ACROSS ONE ANOTHER AND THEIR SHOULDERS DOWN. REF makes a count: 1………………..2……………….3 BOTH MEN ARE ELIMINATED.

*Paul gets taken away via stretcher
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/111804/images/04.jpg

COCK raises his arms to the crowd as the crowd chants: TNA…..TNA……..TNA…..TNA


DE and Invisible are on the outsider fighting it off. DE sets up Invisible on the announcers table. DE climbs the Cell and the fans know what’s coming

FANS CHANT: D-SEX……….D-SEX………D-SEX.

DE is half way up the Cell and signals for cross body.
http://img24.exs.cx/img24/7197/059uo.jpg

INVISIBLE GETS UP AND CATCHES DE IN THE “NAIL IN THE COFFIN” COVER:1……………..2……………3


DOWN TO COCK AND INVISIBLE
http://img24.exs.cx/img24/8268/rk152cs.jpg


Both men are hurt and Cock gets back in the ring first. LC picks up Invisible and rolls him back in the ring.

FANS ARE CHANTING FOR THE COCK NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT HE DID TO PAUL AND SLIM

Cock :naughty:

LC: :naughty:

**LC grabs a chair.

Cock and Invisible go at it. Invisible tries a closeline, but Cock catches him in another

**COCK BOTTOM
http://img24.exs.cx/img24/6182/rss287he.jpg

The Cock calls for the chair.

**HERE COMES INNOVATOR.
http://img32.exs.cx/img32/4166/327hj.jpg

LC AND THE COCK SEE HIM.
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/2940/shane2752bt.jpg

Innovator is met by the ref in the entrance way. Innovator tries to get at LC, but the ref is holding him back.

The Cock tells LC to bring the chair.


**Invisible IS waking up and LC is ready to strike.






SWERVE

**LC CRACKS COCK’S SCULL OPEN
http://img6.exs.cx/img6/435/shanechair9my.jpg

CROWD: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

LC AND INVISIBLE SMILE. LC LEAVES THE RING AND INVISIBLE COVERS COCK.

1………………..2……………….SUCKERS:lol:………..3

WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION…….NEW CHAMPION…..NEW CHAMPION
http://img64.exs.cx/img64/7632/143di.jpg

CROWD BOOOOOOOS THE SHIT OUT OF INVISIBLE

**LC AND INVISIBLE CELEBRATE THE SWERVE.
http://img40.exs.cx/img40/7260/invisiwinafterrb0hu.jpg

**HERE COMES MONEY INC TO HIT THE RING AND HELP THE COCK. LC and Invisible Scatter.

**Outsider and Dub are pissed.
http://img32.exs.cx/img32/5650/vincetaker28qd.jpg

**LC and Invisible stand on the ramp blood pours down from the rafters and the show comes to a close.
http://img24.exs.cx/img24/3600/invisible1fbcopy9nl.jpg

WINNER AND NEW TNA CHAMPION: INVISIBLE.

END OF SHOW.If you want to see the best matches on PPV I found in 2004 within TNA, go to http://tnanobodies.tripod.com (http://tnanobodies.tripod.com/) and check out the DVD.

SuperSlim
01-22-2005, 07:48 PM
mine would probably have to either be my match agisnt Evil Rick or the time when I finally won a single's title

MVP
01-22-2005, 07:54 PM
The highest drawing TNA Title match:

MAIN EVENT: Innovator vs Invisible vs Cock vs MVP: WORLD TITLE MATCH

JR: Folks, I understand something is going on backstage.

**Camera pans backstage and finds an unconscious Innovator bleeding profusely from his head.

**Camera pans to the side and fins LC and Invisible laughing.

**Camera then pans to a shadowy figure in the corner as LC and Invisible spot him.
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/2396/077zz.jpg

**Camera pans up and it’s NOWHERE MAN, making his TNA return.
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/2314/468ia.jpg

LC and Invisible flee the seen and Nowhere Man chases them out of the building.

Innovator gets put in an ambulance.

JR: WTF KING? We just lost two of our competitors thanks to LC and Invisible.

KING: Well wait a minute JR, we still have MVP and The Cock.

**YO IT’S ME…IT’S ME…IT’S MVP w/ Naitch HITS AND THE CROWD GOES WILD.
http://www.rey.mysteria.cz/beta-gallery/img/Hell_in_a_Cell/023.jpg

**YA SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING HITS AND THE CROWD BOOOS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE’S NCW BOUND. TOTAL SMARKISH CROWD HERE.
http://img110.exs.cx/img110/1112/087va.jpg

**Cock still has his family though.
http://img14.exs.cx/img14/5992/rock692hhh0lr.jpg

Outsider appears with the Cock because Radd is celebrsting his IC Title win and the Dude is MIA


MVP…….MVP…….MVP chants are heard from the crowd as the ref says that both Innovator and Invisible have been counted out, which leaves only The Cock vs MVP.

**CROWD IS GOING APE SHIT.
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/3544/rkrr153uq.jpg

The Cock brings his TNA Title over to MVP and lays it down in front of him. The Cockis taunting MVP saying he’s going to make MVP his BITCH. http://img44.exs.cx/img44/6686/rkrr187kq.jpg

MVP comes right back and tells Cock he made a Bitch out of his mom last night.
http://img122.exs.cx/img122/161/rkrr190at.jpg


Bell rings and MVP SAYS BRING IT MOTHER FUCKA
http://img122.exs.cx/img122/2774/rkrr256oo.jpg

Cock nails MVP with a left, MVP comes right back with a right…..Cock hits another left….MVP with another right and both men beat the shit out of one another. Cock swings MVP into the ropes and ducks down, but MVP sees it and kicks Cock in the face. MVP leaps on the 2nd turnbuckle and comes off with a roundhouse kick. MVP hits Cock with a flying forearm. MVP tries another one and Cock ducks, which sends MVP over the top rope.

Cock goes outside as Outsider gets a cheap shot in on MVP. Cock picks up MVP and swings him into the steel steps.

**Cock does some announcing
http://img35.exs.cx/img35/1961/462bc.jpg

COCK: LOOK AT THAT PILE OF MONKEY TRASH. DOES THE COCK THINK HE’S CHAMPION MATERIAL…HELLLLLLLAAAAA NO.

The Cock puts MVP on the German announce table
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/1097/rkrr574er.jpg

And goes for a Cock Bottom, but MVP catches Cock with a DDT threw the table
http://img35.exs.cx/img35/4997/rkrr710as.jpg

CROWD: HOLY SHIT……HOLY SHIT….HOLY SHIT…

MVP rolls Cock bac into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. MVP tries a moonsault off the top, but Cock moves and MVP lands hard. The Cock sets up MVP for the “Hollywood Elbow” and connects
http://img110.exs.cx/img110/1470/406vf.jpg

COVER: 1…………2……..Kickout.

The Cock drops another elbow.
http://img110.exs.cx/img110/1470/406vf.jpg

1………….2…..Kickout


ANOTHER ONE:
http://img110.exs.cx/img110/1470/406vf.jpg

1…………….2……….Kickout.

The Cock whips MVP into the ropes and catches him with a Cock Buster.

1………………2…….Kickout.

CROWD: MVP……….MVP…….MVP

Cock: :naughty:

Outsider :naughty:

Outsider grabs a steel chair and gets up on the apron.

HERE COMES NAITCH AND HE PULLS OUTSIDER OFF THE APRON. Cock goes over to Naitch and Naitch nails him in the face with a right.

CROWD: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NAITCH: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CROWD: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MVP gets a rollup: 1…………2……KIckout by Cock.

MVP hits a sunset flip on Cock: 1……………..2…….Kickout.

MVP goes for a crucifix, but Cock reverses into a…..

COCK BOTTOM…COCK BOTTOM


Cock covers MVP: 1…………2……21/2..KICKOUT

CROWD: :eek: :eek: MVP………..MVP…….MVP


Cock signals for the Cock Shooter and hooks it in the middle of the ring on a barely conscious MVP
http://img122.exs.cx/img122/7749/rkrr441gt.jpg

JR: MVP HAS TO REACH DOWN HARD AND GIVE EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/6442/rkrr464bp.jpg

CROWD: MVP………………MVP……………….MVP


The Ref checks MVP: 1………………2………MVP gets his hand up and crawls to the ropes. He’s almost there as Cock pulls him back into the middle of the ring again.
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4517/rkrr485nd.jpg

THE FANS ARE ON THERE FEET SCREAMING FOR MVP

MVP GRABS COCK’S LEGS AND…..


REVERSES INTO THE WALLS.
http://img131.exs.cx/img131/7240/151yw.jpg

CROWD HAS TOTALLY LOST IT.

CROWD: TAP……TAP……TAP…….TAP….TAP……TAP
http://www.paynesvillearea.com/news/wrestling2001/art/crowd.jpg

Cock is holding on for dear life as he’s in the middle of the ring.

COCK REVERSES INTO THE WALLS.

People can’t even watch in the stands.

MVP is holding on and screaming.

MVP reaches down for one last magnitude of strength and HE REVRSES BACK INTO THE WALLS.

COCK IS IN TO MUCH PAIN…….
http://img35.exs.cx/img35/3598/rkrr867tk.jpg

AND TAPS. COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT.


JR: WE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION. YESSS YESSS MVP FINALLY HAS DONE IT AFTER MONTHS OF AGONY.

CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ucsbdailynexus.com/story_images/2000-12-07/mbball_crowd_nuts-js.jpg


NAITCH COMES INTO THE RING AND CONGRATULATES MVP.

The Cock grabs the World Title and stares at MVP in the ring. COCK puts out his hand and MVP shakes it. Cock puts the Title on MVP
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**The Family loves it.
http://img14.exs.cx/img14/5992/rock692hhh0lr.jpg

**MVP IS YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION.
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesJ/jericho_veng.jpg

MVP Celebrates alone in the ring for a good 3 minutes.
http://img32.exs.cx/img32/1550/675tk.jpg
Notice what I left out?

LK
01-23-2005, 03:36 AM
My favourite match was at Forum Mania II when I faced Invisible and Innovator for the X-treme title.

Outsider
01-23-2005, 08:22 AM
C-Fed: Not really sure, never had a real fued since I got here :(

E-Fed: Probably Me vs Jay Dogg for the TPWWE Heavyweight Championship at Vengence 2002. Fued had been built up well, we'd both done fantastic RP's and the swerve was good. I don't have any copies of the match or RP's anymore, so I'll try and give a brief discription of what happened.

- Outsider wins ALLIANCE title, Jay Dogg wins TPWWE title, both are in a stable called Team Corporate
- Outsider and Jay Dogg win tag team titles
- Outsider wins #1 contendership for Vengence, a week before Forums Loaded
- Outsider and Jay Dogg both defend titles at Forums Loaded successfully, with noticable arguement during Jay Dogg's match
- Tag team match on TPWWE Nitro, Outsider walks out, Fuzzy G and Kapoutman pin Jay Dogg
- Mr Marcus and Jay Dogg attack Outsider, kicking him out of Team Corporate
- At the PPV, Outsider defeats Jay Dogg with the help of Mr Marcus who turns on Jay Dogg to become Undispammed champion

Kapoutman
01-23-2005, 01:11 PM
Hey Outsider, remember that time I won the King of the Forum tournament? Ohhhhhh that was great. :cool:

In C-Fed, I would say beating The Dub was great. And just being Dusty is the most fun I ever had in C-Fed.

Savio
01-23-2005, 01:37 PM
The highest drawing TNA Title match:


Notice what I left out?
Getting beat up by TRO? yeah I edited my match a little to.

The Naitch
01-25-2005, 07:00 PM
Nah, the highest drawing TNA Title match was....

ForumMania 2

The Cock vs. Nowhere Man

:cool:

If it was MVP vs. The Cock instead of some gay Fatal Fourway or whatever, then that would've been the DREAM match. Instead we had two other "fillers" to hog up space. Someone really dropped the ball on that one. Whoever it was that was writing TNA at the time. I think his name was "Loose Satan" or something similar to that :lol:

Loose Cannon
01-25-2005, 07:03 PM
um check the ppv again buddy, it was Cock vs MVP :)

The Naitch
01-25-2005, 07:05 PM
The Nowhere Man/Cock feud was the best. Because The Dude was involved in a love triangle, which ultimately drew HUGE numbers for THIS IS YOUR LIFE and Cock Appreciation Night. This led to Cocky doing his greatest heel turn in TNA history by smashing a guitar over Dude's head :cool:. Plus the cameo from Justin Timberlake in Cock's corner drew in the casual fans/female fans more specifically. McDonald's tried to sue TNA, which garnered some controversy similar to the World Wildlife Fund vs. Vince McMahon affair in 2001

McLegend
01-25-2005, 07:06 PM
:lol: @ Natich

Innovator
01-25-2005, 07:49 PM
Nah, the highest drawing TNA Title match was....

ForumMania 2

The Cock vs. Nowhere Man

:cool:

If it was MVP vs. The Cock instead of some gay Fatal Fourway or whatever, then that would've been the DREAM match. Instead we had two other "fillers" to hog up space. Someone really dropped the ball on that one. Whoever it was that was writing TNA at the time. I think his name was "Loose Satan" or something similar to that :lol:
Naitch...it was just you two in the match. Invisible and myself were taken out

Savio
01-25-2005, 08:55 PM
I think he means how they were offically on the card so it would have drawn less.

MVP
01-25-2005, 09:29 PM
Nah, the highest drawing TNA Title match was....

ForumMania 2

The Cock vs. Nowhere Man

:cool:
That works too. Of course, the crowd was still hyped after the MVP/Dub cage match before, and then getting to see Cock and NM.

Innovator
01-26-2005, 12:03 AM
I think he means how they were offically on the card so it would have drawn less.
like Paul vs. Cock