The Wrestling Hoedown Game

[Corkscrewed]

I've decided to make a new topic for this, since looking back at it, this was pretty damn successful in Scenes from a Hat.

If you don't remember, click here (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11704&page=23&pp=40&highlight=WWE+hoedown) and scroll down until you see "WWE Hoedown" in big fat letters.

In case you forgot, here are the rules:


Now before I go on, I'd like to elaborate that you're supposed to sing a four line stanza like they do in the Whose Line Hoedown game (typically used in the last segment of the show). On the show, they have four people, and each person sings four lines to a sort of cowboy beat. Typically, they use this to insult each other, but it's always based on a subject.

So basically, come up with a quick song that is exactly four lines, no more no less. I'll come up with one in the next reply to give you an idea of the beat of the tune.

BTW, here's a quick sample of an actual Whose Line hoedown. You can year the tune, so you get the beat. :D
http://www.geocities.com/skategod77/Doctor.zip

There's a whole page devoted to hoedowns, though some are from the British version of the show.
http://www.geocities.com/hoedownsite/downloads.html

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Wow, they actually did one!
http://www.geocities.com/hoe_down123/wrestling.zip

And just the background music.
http://www.geocities.com/hoe_down123/Zoo.zip :D



The only additional rule I have is that you only post one Hoedown at a time. I'd discourage double posting, but it's not a huge deal IMO.

As with Scenes from a Hat, I'll give new topics every now and then. The topics will range from WWE wrestlers to certain actions to TPWW members and stuff. Basically a wide range of pro wrestling categories. :) And I know you guys can all be pretty damn funny, so hopefully this can be as big of a hit as the other game. :D

[Corkscrewed]

The Hardcore Holly Hoedown

[Corkscrewed]

Oh I am a wrestler, and my name is Bob.
I've wrestled a long time and I do enjoy my job.
Rookies fear me 'cause I take that which is mine.
If you do not pay your dues then I will break your spine.

[PorkSoda]

My name is Hardcore, I am really strong
Don't piss me off or I'll bash you with a gong
I used to drive a racecar striped with a crosscheck
Then Brock Lesnar came by and broke my neck

[Champion of Europa]

Hello there, my name is Bob Holly
No matter what you say, I'm really quite jolly
All of these insults, Free of them I'd like to be
Oh damn, there's that motherfucker Rene Dupree.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am a wrestler, and I do a dropkick
To the young guys, I am a real prick
When it comes to SmackDown! they have to learn
You have to have a shower and give Bradshaw a turn

[Disturbed316]

I love the hoedowns on Whose line :D

[Savio]

OOOOOO I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I

Oh my name is hardcore holly,I really really suck
I wrestle in a dark match, but no one gives a fuck
One time on Smackdown, I doomed us all to hell
I pissed on mordecai, so now we have JBL!

(In Reference to to JBL reign cuz Holly made Mordy look bad)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Savior deverses to get the points for that one. :lol:

[Savio]

Oops I did Irish drinking song.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

My name is Hardcore Holly, my cousin he is dead,
I pissed off big Brock Lesnar so he dropped me on my head,
He broke my neck and boy it hurt, but the fans they did not care,
They wish I was like Kevin Nash so my quad it would tear.

So my quaaad it would teeeeeeaaaaar.

[James Steele]

Hardcore Holly Is My Name,
All My Matches Are The Same,
I make all the rookies shed a tear,
I don't care because I jack off to rookie's fear...


JACK OFF TO ROOKIE'S FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!

[Gouda]

Oh, why must everyone start the same?
They all start off by saying my name!
If they're going to insult me, they should do it right!
Excuse me there's Renee Dupree, I'm looking for a fight!

.....

Yeah. I'm crap.

[Danny Electric]

I used to be called Sparkplug till I changed my name,
Now that I'm Hardcore I'm still just as lame,
No one cared when Angle took me out,
Cos I'm the biggest dick without a shadow of a doubt.

[Xero]

My name is Hardcore Holly, I really am a dick
Breaking necks, spines and fists, they really get a lick
But Brock Lesnar's coming back, holy shit I am screwed
He's going to go and break my neck, I'm outta here, dude!

[Chuck Jones]

Im a wrestler named hardcore holly
Got a cousin on RAW, her name is Molly.
I was a nascar driver but could never win a race
Now I make a living kicking rookies in the face.

[Corkscrewed]

The just got buried Hoedown

[Aussie Skier]

My name is Hardcore Holly, my friend's call me Bob,
I've been around wrestling so long, that now I only job,
I like to beat up young guys and show how the business is meant to be,
I did it first to Matt Capotelli and now to Rene Dupree.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am a wrestler, but my momentum is dead
See on my boss, I didn't perform head
Now I go out every night and lose on the show
If you couldn't tell my name is Chris Jericho

[Wolverine]

I just started my new wrestling job,
Hunter came to me and said he would do the job.
Told me that I would roll him up for three
oh what the hell, it's the pedigree

[Kapoutman]

I was scheduled for a push but was stopped in my track
Asked the booker about it, told me I was on crack
He said "The day you'll get a push is pretty far away"
Oh well I'll just go down south make a name in TNA

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am a wrestler, and I play a stuck-up snob
And my boss keeps forcing me to do the "job"
But I have a plan, oh can't you see
I'll bang the boss and make her Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley

I though I'd add a different angle to this whole thing. :shifty:

[Transplant]

I really wanna be here, at least I thought I did
Ive wanted to a be a wrestler since I was a kid
Now I'm wrestling on saturdays, trying to hang in
cos I just lost at a house show to an arabian

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really wanna be here, at least I thought I did
Ive wanted to a be a wrestler since I was a kid
Now I'm wrestling on saturdays, trying to hang in
cos I just lost at a house show to an arabian

:lol:

[Xero]

Oh, my name is Stevie Richards, I used to be big
In ECW, I had a partner with a jig
Now in WWE, I'm stuck on Heat
At least I don't have JR, Saying BAHGAWD while I compete

[Corkscrewed]

The Wrestling Message Board N00b Hoedown

[Evolution]

Hey y'all I ain't here to rock and roll,
I've become known as the Resident Troll
I don't even know if what I've said has been heard,
In case you couldn't tell, I used to be Goldbird!

Meh, that was crap.

[Crashnburn]

The just got buried Hoedown

Sorry for doing it out of order, Corkscrewed, but I wanted to do a "buried" one before I missed my chance.

My London Calling is the best in the biz,
but here Kidman tells me the Shooting Star is his.
Man, I wish I could kick him in the nuts!
At least then we would be rid of that stupid clutz.

[Anybody Thrilla]

i m new to this here board. so pleaze welcum me now
chris jericho is terrible, my favurite showz smackDOWN!!!!!!!!!11111111
if they brought bacc ECW, eye wuld bust a nutt
stacy keibler is so hot, i'd stick it in her butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[Chuck Jones]

By day, I'm out shape and drive my mom's Ford,
By night I'm the best poster, on this message board
Everyone on here thinks my views are tight,
Thats why this is the 10th time I've been banned tonight,

[MVP]

I hope you guys accept me, I try so very hard.
I can't type or spell, I think I am a tard.
It's tough to make friends as a stoned Jeff Hardy Fan
I just spammed the forum, whoops, that's a ban!

[Savio]

No points?

[Transplant]

hi, im wwe is neat
la la la la la

[Shadow]

I hope you guys accept me, I try so very hard.
I can't type or spell, I think I am a tard.
It's tough to make friends as a stoned Jeff Hardy Fan
I just spammed the forum, whoops, that's a ban!

No down...but still great stuff.

[Corkscrewed]

Haha! Transplant and Anybody Thrilla had two very nice ones.

No points in this games, just recognition and reps I guess.


The Royal Rumble Hoedown

[Gouda]

Oh well I'm in the Royal Rumble,
I think I'm going to do well,
Oh no I slipped on Scotty's worm and fumbled,
Out I go, over the top, oh look Viscera's no-selling!

Viscera's no seeeeeellling!!

[The Show Off]

Thirty men enter and 29 Go Home
Only one man leaves, just like Thunderdome
Just like a hollywood movie we all can tell
That Batista will be standing alone by the closing bell

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's time once again, for a favourite annual event
I even saw some fans, sleeping out in a tent
I hope I'm the last guy standing at the fin
Oh who the Hell am I kidding, we all know Triple H will win

[PorkSoda]

After the Rumble, I go home with my friends
We are silly, we have all sort of trends.
Watching people go over the top, and fall down to the ground
Then we go home and do our version of Smackdown

[Chuck Jones]

I hate the Royal rumble, the match is quite sad,
It doesn't have the luster that it once had,
Everyone who has won it, they are all a bunch of dopes
All they have to do is remember, to not go over the ropes.

[Corkscrewed]

I tried to get in the Rumble, but they just threw me out.
I tried over and over again, I even started to pout.
With Funaki, we tried to do some harm.
But on the third time they threw me out I snapped off half my arm.

[Corkscrewed]

Props to Evolution for getting the allusion. :)

The Recycled Gimmick Hoedown

[Nervous Ferret]

ok, lemme try

THE MUHAMMAD HASSAN HOEDOWN

[Savio]

Allleya alalla
alaaeaealy
alllaeya
aelaelala
aleleleayayely
alealhae!!!!

[Nervous Ferret]

I was waiting for something like this

Lesbian porn is really great, it really turns me on
I am so horny right now, just check out that thong
She is taking off her bra and-AYEHAYELAEHAEAEAHEAAA

DAMN YOU HASSAN

[Nervous Ferret]

:shifty:

[FourFifty]

I cannot believe it!
I cannot top that bit!
How in the hell did do that shit?
I can not follow, so I'll just play dead
Nervous Ferret did the best ho-down with MUHAMMAD!

[Impact!]

I brought out some terrorists, who gave the undertaker some smack
It was done just before the london attack
Now UPN wants me to be banned
Damn, I got myself Hassan'd

Got myself Hassaaan'd

[Impact!]

Props to Evolution for getting the allusion. :)

The Recycled Gimmick Hoedown
Hello my name is Paul London, I can wrestle well
But now because of the writers I'll be kept in midcard hell
They gave me a gimmick that'l only entertain the dopes
That's right, Now all I have to do is *Shakes the ropes*

[Impact!]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, In tha hizz-house be John Cena
That's right, I be way cooler than Miguel Bahena
Tha champ is hur, So go tell all dem
I'm the wrestling Equivalent of Eminem

Equivalent of eminem