SmackDown Captions (1-08-04)

[FourFifty]

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Chavo: Damn ese! You have a big chin! Like Jay Leno, holmes!

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Chavo: Oh come on Eddie! Shake my hand! I swear, I don’t have the buzzer today!

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Nothing is as American as two Hispanic guys and one white boy holding hands in friendship!

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Beniot was always a big fan of The Nasty Boys, but the one man pits?

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It’s bad enough that Beniot had the crossface on Chuck, but did Always450 have to make the same damned joke he made about Stevie in the armbar?

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Okay, Nunizo’s stable got totally owned by Beniot, and it made the FBI look like a total joke… Did Little Guido piss off Haymen in ECW?

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Nunizo begged the bookers to get over… Be careful what you wish for.

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SmackDown got a little lame when the writers had a contest to see who could guess how many fingers Paul Haymen had behind his back.

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“4 fingers! It has to be 4!”

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As polite as he could, the ref refused to accept the Bashem’s offer to join them in their “Leather Party”

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Scottie slowly realized that his gimmick was going back to where it came from… a joke.

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Okay, are the belts Hanakuah gelt or something? Gold foil covered chocolate?

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Eddie stared at Danny Basham, wondering when the image would pop out of his face. (ah, the magic 3d art… memories of the 6th grade)

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Eddie: Oh my god! Check that out!
Chavo: That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen!
Basham: Lemme see it!
Eddie and Chavo: No! You can’t see it!

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One word….. WAZZZZZZZUUUUUUP!?!?!?!

[FourFifty]

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Eddie: So chicka, while everyone is in the corner, wanna check out my low-low?

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Basham: Go on! Poke Eddie! Poke Eddie! Poke Eddie!

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Chavo won the radio contest to get his seat. The catch was the beerman didn’t go to that section as often as he wished.

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Not a caption, just a thought… Isn’t a double-single leg crab a little pointless?

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The only problem with the kissing that followed this in Alabama with what was about to happen is they were both guys.

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Oh no! Chavo forgot his spear!

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Chavo looked on in disgust… How many poor critters were killed to make the seating for the low-low?

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John Cena had to pat Mike the Midget on the shoulder to reassure him that A-Train wouldn’t win the match.

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The return of Duke “The Dumpster” Drose! Oh, wait, my bad… It’s not Duke with a bag of trash…

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Hey, it’s a “family show” so don’t get any ideas with two guys hugging, okay?

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Ref: So then I said “That’s no cell phone plan, that’s my wife!”
Akio: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rey: Oh man! That was a good one ref! Tell the one about the about The Pope and Jerry Springer!

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Next time try Acme brand Liquid Fiber, to take care diarrhea so it doesn’t come back!

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Tajiri: Hey, I can see myself in your glasses.
Nidia: See? That’s NOT funny!
Tajiri: The way I look at things, it is.
Nidia: STOP IT!
Tajiri: Maybe if you would see things my way, you’d know why this is funny.

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Ref: Okay! Making fun of the blind is one thing! Doing a horrible Version 1.0 impression is another!

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Nidia: Oh Jamie! You should have seen it! Yesterday I saw the cutest little pair of shoes, and I thought “Oh my god! I totally have the best belt to go with them!” So Anyways, then I had to matching socks and hair ties for the shoes because I do not want to be mismatched in anyway! So me and my girlfriends went shopping for the hairties….
Jamie (whispering): Now Rey, the best part about having a blind girlfriend is she’ll never know when you’re not listening to a word she’s saying. Hell, one time I was playing my gameboy when she was talking to me.
Nidia: ..And that’s when I found out I was having Rey’s baby, and I was just “Oh my god! I am so going to be a mommy!” I hope you’re not mad, but oh my god! I am like, so totally happy!
Rey (whispering): Did you hear anything she just said?
Jamie (whispering): Not a word!
Rey (whispering, still): Okay, cool. Catch you later.
Nidia: So then I drained your bank account so I could give all of your money to a homeless monkey who said I was cute, and oh my god, it was a cute monkey!
Jamie: Sure thing, hun.

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Moments after this frame was taken the ref hit The Big Show with a spear that would put Bill Goldberg to shame.

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No, The Big Show and Hardcore Holly wasn’t enough garbage in the ring for Paul Haymen.

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Don’t get me wrong or anything. I like Hardcore Holly just as much as I like Mark Henry, but at least Mark Henry knows how to fold a chair!

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Holly: Why the hell did Billy use that match for his number 3 moment…

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Brock: What the hell!?!?! That was you!?!??! Sparky!?!??!

[loopydate]

LOL. Homeless monkey...

[loopydate]

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KURT: I am not going to smell your finger.
CHAVO: Sniff! Come on! It smells like cheese!

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CHAVO: Woof woof! Rrrrrrr....
EDDIE: You need to be in front of a WALL for shadow puppets to work, ese.
CHAVO: Yipe yipe yipe....

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KURT: Swing me! Swing me!
EDDIE: Chavito, are you sure Dr. Jho said there wouldn't be any after-effects of the surgery?
KURT: Come on, mommy! Swing me!

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Little known fact about the animal kingdom: Bulls and wolverines actually get along quite well. In fact, in this picture, we see a wolverine helping to groom a bull, removing the gnats from its fur.

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The ref wasn't creeped out when Benoit's head started to swivel. Seconds later, when he spewed pea soup, however...

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NUNZIO: How tall are you?
CHRIS: 5'10ish.
NUNZIO: You're kidding me! No WONDER they used to call me "Little" Guido!

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NUNZIO: Chucky, look! I'm being elevated! I'm being--oh, shit.

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To keep his breath fresh for when he screams at wrestlers, Paul Heyman makes sure to get a vigorous one-minute rinse from Listerine!

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CHRIS: What's that, Paul? Listerine comes in two new flavors?

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Ask your local SmackDown referee about how YOU can get new and improved Listerine!

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Danny taunted Scotty. While Doug convinced Scotty to spell out "antidisestablishmentarianism" instead of his usual "worm," Danny clocked him with the belt! Those wacky Bashams!

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Hey! There's something wrong with my Oreo!

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DANNY: I recognize you from somewhere...
EDDIE: I'm a former United States Champion, ese!
DANNY: No, it's not that.
EDDIE: I drive to the ring in a low-rider.
DANNY: Nope.
EDDIE: I'm the guy who was on the verge of a main-event push a couple of months ago, but now I'm feuding with my nephew in what appears to be "Bret vs. Owen II." Um...homes.
DANNY: No... Are you Erik Estrada?

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CHAVO: Ha ha ha! He called you Erik Estrada!
EDDIE: Shut up, or I'll "Ponch" you in the mouth, Chavito.

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Danny was a happy man after having his DNA spliced with a cat. He could jump higher, could see better in the dark, and was more vicious. The downside? The hairballs.

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DOUG: Hey, watch this. I'm gonna do a 619, but I'm gonna leave the 1 out. Get it?
SHANIQUA: Hmm... My monster COULD use a mullet...

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The WWE Superstar Water Pump, only at shopzone.com!

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After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the "Time Out Chair."

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PATRICK: Make a wish!
DOUG: I wish for world peace.
DANNY: I wish I didn't have to pretend to be your brother anymore.
DOUG: What?
DANNY: I mean, an end to war. Yeah...
PATRICK: Okay, now PULL!

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CHEAGOL: Give it to us, Eddieagol my love.
EDDIEAGOL: No. I found it.
CHEAGOL: Give us the precious.
EDDIEAGOL: Why?
CHEAGOL: It's my birthday, and I wants it.

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CHEAGOL: Guerrellum! Guerrellum!

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Damn. That's a big precious. Try sneaking THAT into El Pasordor!

(Sorry, guys. Saw "Return of the King" again today, and for some reason that's what keeps popping into my head.)

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A-Train knew John was having his old commercial flashbacks again when he reached out to touch someone.

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A-TRAIN: Put me down! For the last time, I am NOT a Chia Wookiee!

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Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his luchador.

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AKIO: ..........UH-OH!

(Sorry, Corky.)

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I can't get over how good Meng looks since he lost all that weight...

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NIDIA: That doesn't feel like an anaconda! Is that a worm?

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REF: How many times have you been Cruiserweight Champion, Tajiri?

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JAMIE: Who he hell are you?
MASKED MAN: I'm Villano MCMIV.
JAMIE: How many of you guys ARE there?

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Holly knew he'd need to spend some time in the penalty box for high-sticking, but it was worth it!

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-LOOPYDATE'S THOUGHTS WHILE READING THE SIGN-
Huh. Guess no one saw that before the match started.

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Big Show was doubled over in laughter. You would be too if you'd convinced Hardcore Holly that he was holding a big, metal bellows and that his crotch was on fire.

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Ooh! I love rebuses! Um... Smack! Uh... Holly! And... Everyone! Smack Holly, everyone! That's a good idea!

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BROCK: Ha ha! He used more exclamation points in YOUR caption than he is in mine.

[FourFifty]

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CHEAGOL: Give it to us, Eddieagol my love.
EDDIEAGOL: No. I found it.
CHEAGOL: Give us the precious.
EDDIEAGOL: Why?
CHEAGOL: It's my birthday, and I wants it.

I just want you to know that I seriously came close to pissing my pants, laughing.

[Corkscrewed]

KURT: Swing me! Swing me!
EDDIE: Chavito, are you sure Dr. Jho said there wouldn't be any after-effects of the surgery?
KURT: Come on, mommy! Swing me!


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NUNZIO: Chucky, look! I'm being elevated! I'm being--oh, shit.

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Danny taunted Scotty. While Doug convinced Scotty to spell out "antidisestablishmentarianism" instead of his usual "worm," Danny clocked him with the belt! Those wacky Bashams!


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After botching a move, Chavo had to go to the "Time Out Chair."

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Holly knew he'd need to spend some time in the penalty box for high-sticking, but it was worth it!



ROLFMAO!!! It was hard to pick the best of the best from that batch, but you did one heck of a job! I think I'm going to have to turn my sig into an actual web page...

The "Time Out Chair" had me in tears! :y: :y: :y: :y:

[Corkscrewed]

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Kurt wasn't going to fall for the "there's something on your chin" gag again.

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For the ultimate heel turn, Chavo teamed up with Rhyno to ensure Eddie would stay with him forever and NEVER reach the main event...

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The new Triple Y faction would be off to a roaring start... if they ever managed to figure out how to do their group sign pose correctly.

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Benoit and Stamboli were too engrossed in each other to notice the meteors crashing into the arena.

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Only Benoit could prevent Palumbo from biting the referee's hand...

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Nunzio debated whether or not to tell Benoit that there was a large anvil marked "From HHH" plummeting towards Chris's exact location right now...

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It was a team effort to help Nunzio look for his lost contact lenses: Palumbo to hold the rope down, Benoit to anchor Nunzio, and the referee to supervise the affair.

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Heyman made a note to never again eat Sour Skittles before a promo.

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Benoit, however, couldn't resist snatching a few thrown bits.

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Doug: "No fair! I want some candy too!!!"

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Scotty learned the hard way what happens when you keep a Basham away from his Skittles.

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If the Bashams looked hard enough, they could just see their 15 minutes of push passing by.

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Eddie: "Damaja?? What the heck kinda name was THAT?"

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Reason #184 Chavo Turned Heel on Eddie: Eddie always ignored Chavo's cries whenever he was being ass-groped by other men.

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It was at this point that Eddie decided Danny was taking his little sexual fetishes a bit too far.

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Shaniqua was overcome with emotion as she observed the effects of the depushed firsthand.

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Danny always had a hard time with those Guerrero Wheelbarrows.

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I can't beat Loopy's, so I'm not even gonna try. That was genius!

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Giving birth to Eddie Guerrero was another team effort.

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Tragedy struck when Eddie feel victim to the ill effects of his own bean burrito.

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Chavo felt like Aragorn slaying an orc... except without Andruil.

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Chavo: "Damnit! Mae Young left her panties in the lowrider again."

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Well, A-Train certainly had a unique way of executing the Heimlich maneuver.

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Cena resented his new role as trash collector.

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Akio: "I want to see!"
Rey: "NO! Do NOT look into the eyes of Vince McMahon! He will curse all Cruiserweights who gaze upon him!"

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(It's okay, Loopy. Steal my gags all you want... that's what turns them into running gags. :D)

Vince had hired a wizard referee to try to make Mysterio lose his powers, but that wasn't going to well.

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So THAT's what Judge Ito's been doing lately!

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Tajiri makes sure Nidia "can't see him."

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Those racist referees, calling Japanese homos!

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Jamie Noble got real nervous when he saw a Basham zero in on his girl.

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With all the trash in the ring, SOMEONE had to sweep it away.

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Evidently, Cena the Trash Man didn't do a good job in the ring and missed about four objects.

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Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"

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Holly was really pissed. First of all, no one cares about him, and now, even a steel chair won't open for him!

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The crowd knew Brock had gone insane when he started calling no one in particular a homo.

[PorkSoda]

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Shaniqua: Iiiii'm SQUEEEEEEEZED in the middle!

Doug and Danny: Smaaack daaab in da miiiidle.

[Good Ol JG]

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Chavo: "I can see my reflection in your head!"
Angle: "Yeah, so what else is new?"

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Kurt: "Let Mortal Kombat begin!"

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Kurt wasn't aware of it, but Chavo and Eddie were both secretly plotting to steal his wallet. Who steals the wallet first? Tune in next week.

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Living proof that a one-legged man CAN win an ass kicking contest...as long as the man's name is Christ Benoit...and his opponent is Johnny Stamboli.

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Patrick: "Alright, I'll give you $20 and my autographed Kevin Sullivan love-doll. Deal?"
Chuck: "Not...now...Nick...argh..."

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Nunzio: "Um...how bout them Edmonton Oilers....eh? Oh shit...."

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The night had finally come when Nick Patrick would unleash his monser on the world...the dreaded...Chununzioit

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Heyman (thinking): "I could've sworn I had a hat once..."

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Benoit reacts to the trailor for the upcoming "Shave This! A-Train's Greatest Matches" DVD showing on the Titan Tron.


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Basham: "Woah....what is that, velvet? This is beeeeaaaauuuutifuuul!"


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Basham: "And that's what you get for having hair so light that it almost blends in with the mat color!"

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Shaniqua and the Bashams were so stoked at the WWE's decision to carve "Mt. Bashmore" in their image that they just had to give us all a sample pose.

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Eddie: "Where you at, ese? I forgot my contacts, holmes!"

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Hey, you try holding back a pissed off Eddie Guerrero...

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As Chavo sat alone he reflected on the good ol days of Lt. Loco and somewhere in the distance, he heard Pepe calling...

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Patrick: "Hey look at me, I'm Tugboat! TOOT TOOT!"

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Chavo: "Hey Uncle Eddie, I was just thinking, um, can I bring back Pepe? You know just for one more night?
Eddie: "Damnit Chavito! For the hundredth time ese, no! Ok? And get your thumb outta my ear!"

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Rock-Paper-Scissors...Guerrero Style.

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(Guy in background): "No Chavo I'm beh-"
Chavo: "Oops..."

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Cena reaches desperately for that main event push he's been promised but he just couldn't seem to get that monkey off his back.

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If that monkey wouldn't come off when he asked nicely, Cena was prepared to resort to desperate measures.

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Man growing a third arm is a bitch.

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Vince: "Since the Japanese love the American Hulk Hogan so much, the Americans would HAVE to love a Japanese Hogan just as much. Am I right? You KNOW I'm right, damnit! Ok...tell that Benoit guy he's still not getting pushed and have Rhyno job to a jar of mayonaise this week. Meating adjourned."

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The look on the wide-eyed kid in the first row's face said it all...Jamie's investment HAD paid off.

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Leave to Hardcore Holly to decapitate a man with a broomshot.

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No Coupons Allowed?

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Did Hardcore have to use a chair to mimmick Brutus Beefcake and his shears?

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Holly (thinking): "Did I leave the stove on?"

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Brock: "My head ain't funny lookin! You big...stupid...you!"

[Tornado]

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Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"


LOL, nice one...:D :y:

[Loose Cannon]

http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/32.jpg
Evidently, Cena the Trash Man didn't do a good job in the ring and missed about four objects.

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Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"

LMAO Put these in the thread Cork :y: :y:

[Savio]

Billy gunn has bad acting skills

[loopydate]

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For the ultimate heel turn, Chavo teamed up with Rhyno to ensure Eddie would stay with him forever and NEVER reach the main event...

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Nunzio debated whether or not to tell Benoit that there was a large anvil marked "From HHH" plummeting towards Chris's exact location right now...

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Chavo: "Damnit! Mae Young left her panties in the lowrider again."

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Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"

:lol: You're still the master, Cork.

[Corkscrewed]

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Benoit reacts to the trailor for the upcoming "Shave This! A-Train's Greatest Matches" DVD showing on the Titan Tron.

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Patrick: "Hey look at me, I'm Tugboat! TOOT TOOT!"
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Rock-Paper-Scissors...Guerrero Style.

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Cena reaches desperately for that main event push he's been promised but he just couldn't seem to get that monkey off his back.
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Vince: "Since the Japanese love the American Hulk Hogan so much, the Americans would HAVE to love a Japanese Hogan just as much. Am I right? You KNOW I'm right, damnit! Ok...tell that Benoit guy he's still not getting pushed and have Rhyno job to a jar of mayonaise this week. Meating adjourned."

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Brock: "My head ain't funny lookin! You big...stupid...you!"

LMAO! I think we've found our next prodigy! :lol: :lol:

Wanna join the Caption Crew? :D :p

[PorkSoda]

http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/18.jpg

Chavo: Shhh! Be very very quiet! I'm hunting Puddy Wabbits!

or

WWE's version of the Rodney King incident.

[Loose Cannon]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/01.jpg
Chavo, "Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers bitch."
Kurt, "Wow"



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Kurt, "Eddie listen,this guy does some insane tongue twisters."
Eddie, "She Sells Sea Shells by the Seashore."
Kurt, "Holy shit, you too."
Chavo, Nicely Done."



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Kurt, "Okay My turn....Hey Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle, the Cow Jum...
Eddie, "Um Kurt, that's a nursery rhyme, not a tongue twister."
Kurt, "Yeah wasn't it great....Hooray for the Tongue Twisting Trio
Chavo, "What an a**hole."



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Nunzio, "Oh my god...Chris look, Sean's trying to escape."
Chris, "Dammit Nunzio, Vince said to pretend like he doesn't exist anymore.
Ref, Sean Who?"

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The audience should of believed Heyman when he said he could stuff 50 marshmellows in his mouth.

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Chris tried to top Heyman's stunt, but things went terribly wrong when the tenth marshmellow went down the wrong pipe.



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Doug, "I didn't know she was under age..I didn't know alright..I didn't know
Ref, "Doug what are you talking about, I'm a referee.
Doug, "Oh god, sorry."

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Doug, "Hey look at the screen, 'You've been Punk'ed, Please return to tag titles to Vince and good luck with your future endeavors."

Danny, "Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, that dastardly Vince has tricked the mighty Bashams again."

Sheniqua, "Damn"



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The Guerreros watch in awe as Micheal Cole attempts to flick a quarter right through Danny Basham's hand made hoop.


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Being a devout Muslim first and a WWE wrestler second, it was time for Chavo to kneel down and pray while facing Mecca.



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Nick Patrick, "So who do you think is going to win this match Mr. Hat.
Mr. Hat, "The Bashams"
Nick Patrick, "You always were good at predictions Mr. Hat."

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Chavo, "Come on Eddie..Man up, Man the FK up....You've got maybe twelve more licks to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop.

Eddie, "I can't feel my tongue, Just believe the owl."

Chavo, "god dammit Eddie, Everyone is counting on you..Don't give up."


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Tajiri', "Nidia guess who, Guess who...You'll never guess.
Nidia, "Tajiri I'm blind..Not Deaf.

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Ref, "Hey you little shit, Put those Sai's away, this isn't Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles god dammit."

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Noble and Nidia were a little confused when The Executioner showed up and asked for directions to a Buried Alive Match.

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Brock, " Red light, Green light, 1.2.3...Your out Holly I saw you move."


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Holly, "Aw Shit.....Caught Again

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Holly, "god dammit, can someone give me the directions on audio cassette next time Please."

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Too everyone's surprise Quicksilver sprints into the ring midmatch and gives the fans a quick Eye test.

[Blue Demon]

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Heyman realized that eating a sour Starburst was a bad idea

[FourFifty]

Well God damn, I wish my captions rocked like all the other ones. Well, one more reason to punish my liver tonight! YAY!

[FourFifty]

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Now Chris Beniot is a true fan who never misses a chance to watch a show! Even while he has the crossface on Chuck he’s watching the match on the titantron!

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Why is the ref that far away from Cena and A-Train? Well would you want to be near a hairy, sweaty, no talent excuse for a midcarder?

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Jamie: My god, Nidia! Do you know who this man is?
Nidia: Who what man is?
Jamie: Open your eyes! Just look at him!
Nidia: I’m blind, remember!
Rey: I see that.

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It’s been so long since Tajiri was with a woman… If it wasn’t for the ref’s stern reminder that this was a family show, well all know what would happen.

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Knowing that God was watching, as the heavens opened up Cena held the burden on his shoulders with great pride knowing that his hard labor shall be rewarded. Then Vince McMachon turned off the lights and said “Ha ha! Fooled you!”

[Corkscrewed]

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Knowing that God was watching, as the heavens opened up Cena held the burden on his shoulders with great pride knowing that his hard labor shall be rewarded. Then Vince McMachon turned off the lights and said “Ha ha! Fooled you!”

LMAO!!! That is so naughty and sad!!! :o :o

:y:

[Chyno]

http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/02.jpg

Kurt Angle knew that if Chavo and Eddie shook hands then his new Family Counsiller gimmick would get a push

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/21.jpg

And in the back Kurt was crying as his new gimmick fell apart.

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Chris Beniot just couldn't believe it when someone told him that Mae young was on RAW

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Paul Heyman was just so pleased with his new lipstick - he had to show it off

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/19.jpg

Nick Patrick called the match to an end - The bashams had opened the eddie pinata

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Cena knew that if he reached hard enough he would be able to stop carry Train and get to the main events

[Chyno]

<img src="http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/02.jpg"

Kurt Angle knew that if Chavo and Eddie shook hands then his new Family Counsiller gimmick would get a push


<img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/21.jpg"

And in the back Kurt was crying as his new gimmick fell apart.


<img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/09.jpg"

Chris Beniot just couldn't believe it when someone told him that Mae young was on RAW


<img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/08.jpg"

Paul Heyman was just so pleased with his new lipstick - he had to show it off



<img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/19.jpg"

Nick Patrick called the match to an end - The bashams had opened the eddie pinata


<img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/23.jpg"


Cena knew that if he reached hard enough he would be able to stop carry Train and get to the main events


<img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/10.jpg"

Basham : Where is it? Where is Sheniqua's whip?

Ref : I think it's in A-Train's neck


<img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/35.jpg"

Brock : So when you were announced as my title challenger they were serious?

bob : Yeah

Brock : Holy S**t

[FourFifty]

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Brock: Ha! While everyone is eating their belts, I’m going to save mine for desert!

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So Chavo didn’t save Eddie when he was being brutalized after the match. This was predictable. Nick Patrick took it upon himself to start a match between him and his arm to spice things up a little bit.

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Kurt: Come on Eddie! Smile! You’re getting pushed! You’ll be more loved by the fans than originally planned!
Eddie: Shut up Kurt…
Kurt: But pretty soon you’ll be more popular than you ever thought!
Eddie: Shut Up Kurt!
Kurt: Pretty soon they’ll make an Eddie DVD, more Eddie action figures, an Eddie “desire” video, an Eddie love wand…
Chavo: What about me, holmes?
Kurt: an Eddie biography, behind the life of Eddie on Confidential, an Eddie burger, and maybe even a new shirt!
Eddie: SHUT THE F</b>UCK UP KURT!
Kurt: You’ll be a hit!
Sean (from his cage): Kurt, shut up. If you get more popular than Vince McMachon wants you too, he’ll either get rid of you. I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.

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Brock: <I>(after the Billy Gunn clip of the Smoking Gunns beating The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob “Sparkplug” Holly)</I> Hardcore Holly was THAT small?
Holly: Shut up, Lesnar!
Brock: But you were tiny!!!!
Holly: And you were a nerd, and I have proof!
Brock: No! Holly! Buddy, Pal! I was kidding!
Holly: Show the footage!
<img src=http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/brock-lesnar-pictures12.jpg>
Brock: <I>*crying*</I> It’s true! I even read <u>War and Peace</u>, for fun! I coded HTML in Latin!

[loopydate]

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Brock: <I>(after the Billy Gunn clip of the Smoking Gunns beating The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob “Sparkplug” Holly)</I> Hardcore Holly was THAT small?
Holly: Shut up, Lesnar!
Brock: But you were tiny!!!!
Holly: And you were a nerd, and I have proof!
Brock: No! Holly! Buddy, Pal! I was kidding!
Holly: Show the footage!
<img src=http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/brock-lesnar-pictures12.jpg>
Brock: <I>*crying*</I> It’s true! I even read <u>War and Peace</u>, for fun! I coded HTML in Latin!

LOL! Brilliant.

[Vastardikai]

Return of the Stupid Noob... Some of the captions suck, but it's me doing them, so what d'ya expect?

http://www.wwesmackdown.com/results/010804/images/01.jpg

Chavo: Kurt, you do the point like this. Now, all you need is to do is trade in the white and blue for yellow, and start saying "Brother" and you'll have the Hogan impression down.

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Eddie is cautious, his nephew has a reputation for whipped cream in the hand tricks.

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Kurt: YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG! You're supposed to look to the LEFT!

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Stolen Joke Alert: Nick Patrick wonders how he's going to limbo through this...

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Chuck: Nothing's gettin' me off this mat, see!

Benoit: Wanna bet!

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Worst. Sunset Flip Powerbomb Attempt. Ever.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/08.jpg

Heyman proves that you can be cocky even when you have a jawbreaker in your mouth.

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Benoit's hope for a push diminished when Heyman announced that Kevin Sullivan was booking the Royal Rumble.

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The Bashems ask the ref if Sullivan would like them. The response didn't please one of them very much.

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The Bashems are tired of being confused with the Bushwackers.

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Shaniqua: Hey, is that Rhyno Selling Popcorn over there?

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The Bashem's tell Eddie about Rhyno's new job, but he doesn't believe him.

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Chavo: Hey look! Rhyno's selling popcorn now!

Eddie: Damn, holmes. Vince must REALLY hate him!

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The Basham tries to negotiate a trade: A Bag of Popcorn for Eddie's leg...

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He then puts his Eddie doll away while the Ref buys a bag of popcorn for him. Shaniqua then notices the doll coughing up a quarter...

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The thought of Eddie coughing up free money excites the Bashem more than the Popcorn did, so he tries to squeeze him dry.

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Upon realizing that he no longer has money in him, the Bashem's find themselves hungry again...

Chavo: Rhyno's in D Section, now!

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Patrick: DAMMIT! Two Popcorns, and QUICK!

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Chavo: Where's those 2 quarters I gave you to keep for a minute? I need them to help Rhyno pay his Rent.

Eddie: I spit 'em out sometime, I can't remember

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Chavo didn't take the news very well.

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Distraught, Chavo takes his car out to be unupholstered (sp?). Rhyno's gonna need a blanket, this evening...

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A-Train asked John what would improve his image. When John proposed Man-scaping, A-Train got upset. Needless to say, Rapper's Eye for the Ape Guy ended after one episode.

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Cena: I can't carry your burden, Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you!

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The Cruiser's huddle close together as the impending doom of their pushes approaches.

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Rey: I CAN'T LOOK!

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After being spotted, Rhyno the popcorn man stopped coming to ringside, and people were getting upset...

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Tajiri was surprised, apart from blindness, Black Mist seems to have the side effect of making a woman's breasts larger...

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Tajiri rates Nidia on a scale from 1-10, 10 being a Total babe, and 1 being Mae Young.

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Nidia wants an autograph from the singer of Mushroomhead, but Jamie isn't too sure of that idea...

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Show coughs up a referee while Bob pretends to do Chin-ups

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Bob missed the irony of him hitting Show with a "No Sucking Allowed" sign.

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Show Changed the combination on the folding chair lock from 1111 to 1112, and it left Bob COMPLETELY stumped.

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Bob: Hey, can I get some popcorn? Where ya going? Rhyno, is that you?

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Brock mocks Bob, because he just got the last bag of Popcorn.

[Champion of Europa]

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/010804/images/05.jpg>
Paul Heyman presents: The Quadripeligic Slowdance Competition.

[Good Ol JG]

LMAO! I think we've found our next prodigy! :lol: :lol:

Wanna join the Caption Crew? :D :p

Yeah I'll join. :y:

[Good Ol JG]

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Brock: <I>(after the Billy Gunn clip of the Smoking Gunns beating The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob “Sparkplug” Holly)</I> Hardcore Holly was THAT small?
Holly: Shut up, Lesnar!
Brock: But you were tiny!!!!
Holly: And you were a nerd, and I have proof!
Brock: No! Holly! Buddy, Pal! I was kidding!
Holly: Show the footage!
<img src=http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/brock-lesnar-pictures12.jpg>
Brock: <I>*crying*</I> It’s true! I even read <u>War and Peace</u>, for fun! I coded HTML in Latin!

:lol: Jesus Christ that's hilarious! :y: :y:

[No_Chance]

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Chavo: "So whatcha gonna do when the Mexicanmaniacs go hee haw on you."

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Ladies and Gents, the newly formed tag team will be held on Smackdown next week, Chrissy and Chuck.

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Heyman: "Why did Chris Benoit cross the road?"
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Benoit: "To kick your ass?"
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Heyman: "No, to sign your release papers."

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A-Train will add this footage for his resume to see if he can get a deal in a Chewbacca spin off movie from Star Wars.

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*speaking Japanese* doweah, I mighta be helda back on Velociteo, dumbyea

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Nidia trying to impress Tajiri with a Stevie Wonder impersonation.

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Inside the garbage Big Show and Holly finds paperwork of booked matches of the Royal Rumble where Bob Holly wins a title shot.

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Holly thinking to himself: ("Those blue ring ropes are giving me a hard on")
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Brock: "He's having a hardon on me."

[Corkscrewed]

Yeah I'll join. :y:

Just change your custom title. :D