The OTHER Royal Rumble Captions: 01/30/05 !

[Gone Mad]

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[Xero]

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Biggest... FU... Ever... Literally...

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Ric: Will you marry me, my Batista-wista?
Batista: ......
Ric: Well?
(Batista powerbombs Flair out of the ring.)
Batista: Okay!

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Vince: So it was EDGE who stole my cherry Slurpie...

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Edge: *Crazy laugh* I see big pushes in my future!
Triple H: He's lost it...

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Heidenreich: You killed my Pokemon!
Gene: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

[Savio]

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We won [/wwe is neat]

[Gone Mad]

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Big Show gives his impression of Tara Reid on a Saturday Night.

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Cena: Hey, there's something on your shirt..
Batista: I don't have a shirt, John.
Cena: ...HA! **lifts finger up to Dave's nose** .... :shifty: ... **runs away**

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Batista: Ok, can those lights be any FREAKIN' brighter!!??!

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eDGE: I'm a pretty girl! I'm a preetty girl!!!
HBK: :wtf:

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HHH: YOU THINK YOU RULE ALL THE WATERMELONS OF THE WORLD!??!! NOT IN MY TOWN, GALLAGE--- ORRRRTONN!!!!

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Heidenreich: Guh? What do 'bout Taker?
Snitsky: It's not ... well, first we have to resusitate the victim and check for a pulse, thus secure him until the authorities arrive to restore him to his former glory.
Heidenreich: .......... POETRY.COM!!!!
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

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RKO: I've got your nose!
HHH: I've got your push!
RKO: ...you win. **puts 'nose' back**

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Heidenreich: It was I who hacked the forum, TPWW.NET!!! HAHA... only because I thought it was that OTHER site I don't like.... um..

DISNEYCHANNEL.COM!!!

end!!!!

[PorkSoda]

Does anyone else think the captions are kind of drifting away? :'( :(

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What will your face look like when you realize your penis is a sledgehammer.

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Cena: Yo man, your tits are hard and oily. You wear underwear to the ring. That is what's going to happen when I kick you in the DING! *Kicks Batista in the nadds*

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Batista: Ric, what're you doing?
Ric: Huh?
Batista: I said do a Crash'N'Burn meets Rhyno impression; not a Corkscrew meets Randy Orton impression.


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This was perhaps the biggest shit Edge has ever taken.

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Heidenreich: So that's where the cream filling is.....

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Earl: Oh my head.

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Batista: Oh dear God! You see, my name's David, and I just won the Royal Rumble. But there's one problem. Everybody thinks that I absolutely SUCK!

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Rhyno Gore's The Big Show through the table.
Paul Heyman: go-whore! No wait, that's not it. (Clears throut) GOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Savio]

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Hebnar: Deja-vu

[Gone Mad]

ATTENTION:

NEXT TUESDAY, I WILL POST THE MONTH'S BEST CAPTION CONTEST. SO KEEP POSTING IN EVERY CAPTION THREAD FROM JANUARY UNTIL THAT DAY (AND YEAH, I WILL INCLUDE THE FIRST SET OF RUMBLE CAPTIONS. STUPID ME). YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU COULD BE THE WINNER, AND EVEN A BONUS PRIZE FROM ME! SO GET TO IT.

THANK YOU.

[Savio]

USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE!

[Gone Mad]

...No one listens to that voice. :'(

[Gouda]

The WWE presents.... Love Stories:

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Ric: Dave... Marry me. I've watched you for so long.
Edge: What?!

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Edge: Ric!! How could you do this to me? HOW?! You told me I was pretty!

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HHH: What?! Ric, you've been seeing both Batista and Edge behind my back? *sledges everything in sight*

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Tune in next week to see Undertaker about to get.... HeidenSnitRaped?

[Drakul]

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Heidanrich:..And you're going to stay tied to that train track until you apologize to Drakul for posting the Rumble caps despite him posting them earlier (http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=25982) :mad:

gonMad00 *tied to tracks* : :rant:

Drakul: ***Airplane spins***

[Gone Mad]

Drakul, I'm sorry.

Now, please untie me. I'll let you win this month's best caption. Please?

:'(

[Drakul]

***unties gonMad00***
:shifty:
*dashes away through bushes*

[loopydate]

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The sheer terror of John Cena's "Little Girl Laugh" was enough to make any superheavyweight flee for his life.

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CENA: Yo, man, this Rum-- Rhyno?
BATISTA: [Sadly] Yeah...

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BATISTA: Lord, thank you for blessing me with the--RHYNO!

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HHH: Ha ha! Eat Invisible Crucifix, Orton!
FLAIR: Uh...Champ?
[Beat]
HHH: DAMMIT!

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EDGE: [Thinking] If I stay in this shot long enough, maybe Vince will give me a main-event push...

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REY: Ha! This is the best pommel horse routi--LOOK OUT!

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ARN: Wow, it's really uncomfortable to try and roll over in here...hey, wait. I'm not dead.

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Glen "Guerrero For Ha--" You know what, forget it...

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SHAWN: [Gasp] Carrie! It wasn't me!

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Worst. Banzai Drop. Ever.

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He'd seen it before, but it was still hard to watch Vince and Hunter "fill in the undercard."

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EDGE: Hot damn! Now I can play Spike!
CAMERAMAN: Uh... "Buffy" was canceled a couple of years ago.
EDGE: DAMMIT! When do I get my shot?!?

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HHH: ...and that's what you need to do to get another title run.

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HHH: Orton, I know you were in the kitchen with Dinah...

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Rock had the "spit punch." Billy Gunn had the "awkward jab." Randy Orton's "make airplane noises roundhouse," the next great punch or another Crush "Heart Punch?"

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RANDOM SWING DANCE!

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EARL: [Whispering] We are go for Operation Hunted!
HHH: :wtf:

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SHOW: I can't believe I ate the whole thing...

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JBL: Heil Hi--
KURT: NO!

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JBL: Uh, that's a ten-four on Operation Hunted.
OJ: That's a belt. Not a walkie-talkie.
DANNY: Oh, man, he has another concussion.
DOUG: Ewwwwwwwww...

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As out of character as it was, UT's Freddie Mitchell haircut nonetheless drew a pretty good reaction.

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HEIDENREICH: No, I get to job to him at WrestleMania!

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HEIDENREICH: No, HE'th a homo!

[Corkscrewed]

Does anyone else think the captions are kind of drifting away?
That's cuz C-Fedding has stolen all the thunder away. :-\

[Savio]

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Even orton didn't believe HHH had a huge black penis, but boy was he wrong

[Crashnburn]

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Batista: Ric, what're you doing?
Ric: Huh?
Batista: I said do a Crash'N'Burn meets Rhyno impression; not a Corkscrew meets Randy Orton impression.




LOL :lol: