Anyone else still cringe

[Kane Knight]

When they hear...THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE?

I feel fucking sory for the announce team on TNA. Trying to pretend that's a devastating move. I mean, it actually gives the finger poke of doom a run for its money in the "crappiest looking finisher" category, and that was SUPPOSED to look lame.

[DaveWadding]

Monty Brown sucks.

[Kane Knight]

I disagree. He blows.

[McLegend]

The Pounce can look good it just depends who he does it to.

But yes the Pounce does suck overall.

[Gouda]

Yeah. I was watching this TNA special on ESPN Classics and the announcers were talking about it like it was the most dangerous move in existence and building it up practically the whole match.

Then he did it. I was just like... "WTF."

[Innovator]

Raven had to sell that.....twice. Thats what I cringe about

[Kane Knight]

Yeah. I was watching this TNA special on ESPN Classics and the announcers were talking about it like it was the most dangerous move in existence and building it up practically the whole match.

Then he did it. I was just like... "WTF."
It's lik elearning that the higher power is really a midget with a drinking problem and a tattoo on his penis that says "welcome abord."

Or Vince McMahon.

[Kane Knight]

Raven <s>had to sell that.....twice.</s> Thats what I cringe about

[Innovator]

chill

[DaveWadding]

I'd like to thank the fag that made this topic, because it reminded me to watch TNA.

[Kane Knight]

I'd like to thank the fag that made this topic, because it reminded me to watch TNA.
I'm sorry you had to suffer like that. :)

[McLegend]

Raven had to sell that.....twice. Thats what I cringe about
Jarret doesn't sell the pounce. :lol:

[Kane Knight]

chill \
Hey, it's just an opinion. No need to tell me to "chill," since I'm not horribly aggaravated. IT's just that, when he comes out in his little outfit, I can't help but crack up. Seriously. :P

[V]

clip?

[DaveWadding]

I'm sorry you had to suffer like that. :)
And I'm sorry you like it in the butt.

[Kane Knight]

Come to think of it, I try to like TNA, but they actually make the WWE look good. I mean, Impact this week was better than the comedy I've watched. Hyping Hardy vs The Abss, and watching Hardy trying to look all hardcore, like a poodle trying to be big and bad, was just priceless. half the matches were jobbers I could care less about, and the other half were mostly has-beens I could care less about.

You know, it's a shame, because TNA has a lot of talent. However, they make the WWE look competent, which is sad. I mean, the WWE still looks like someone shot Stevie Wonder full of crack and told him to fly a 747 through downtown chicago. So what does that say about TNA?

[Innovator]

\
Hey, it's just an opinion. No need to tell me to "chill," since I'm not horribly aggaravated. IT's just that, when he comes out in his little outfit, I can't help but crack up. Seriously. :PI'll take the ranger cloak over the Elven helmet anyday.

[Evolution]

What is the pounce? Never seen it.

[Innovator]

I prefer to call it the running shoulder block of impending anarchy

[Gerard]

Its a shoulder block? Right up there in the realms of super wrestling moves with hacksaws fabled "3 point stance". :yes:

[McLegend]

I think TNA puts on better matches then WWE does. They have had done pretty good PPVs though recently.


edit this was response to Kane Knight's post.

[Innovator]

It should be called the hit stick, thats what it looks like

[Kane Knight]

I'll take the ranger cloak over the Elven helmet anyday.
Buh? Contact high from raven's stash?

[Innovator]

dude the helmet sucked, plain and simple. The cloaks way better. I know we all worship the grunge Raven, but times have changed.

[Funky Fly]

For those of you wondering what the pounce looks like:

If you are stading in the middle of the ring with him, he will whip you in one direction (lets say north, for simplicity) and run in another (either east or west) and hit you with a shoulder block from the side when you 2 collide in the center again. Most people sell it by jumping sideways all the ropes.

[Kane Knight]

dude the helmet sucked, plain and simple. The cloaks way better. I know we all worship the grunge Raven, but times have changed.
Times have changed. Raven still remains an icon for the retarded poser.

[Innovator]

You're just jealous because you've never gotten the

POOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCCEEEEEEE.

[Corkscrewed]

For those of you wondering what the pounce looks like:

If you are stading in the middle of the ring with him, he will whip you in one direction (lets say north, for simplicity) and run in another (either east or west) and hit you with a shoulder block from the side when you 2 collide in the center again. Most people sell it by jumping sideways all the ropes.

What the hell? That's pretty sad.

And I can't see how that can even be remotely called a pounce. :wtf: :nono:

[Volchok]

he's Pouncing at you... :shifty:

[DaveWadding]

What the hell? That's pretty sad.

And I can't see how that can even be remotely called a pounce. :wtf: :nono:
Well, uh, he acts like a retarded gorilla before, during and after the move, so...

I don't know what that proves, but it's true, IT'S DAMN TRUE.

[DaveWadding]

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And apparently this guy like the thought of Kane Knight bent over, lubed up and taking it in the ass.

[Kane Knight]

Dave>> says:
The comment I made in your Monty Brown topic
about you liking it in the butt
got a good rep from Aussie Skiier
or whatever the fuck that retard's name is
it's like "?Um, hello, you stupid fuck"

KK says:
You should post about him liking the thought of me taking it up the ass. ;)

Dave >> says:
nah, you go ahead
changed my mind and did it anyways :D

[Kane Knight]

What the hell? That's pretty sad.

And I can't see how that can even be remotely called a pounce. :wtf: :nono:
That's part of the problem.

All this hype for the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!

And all it is is a little "bump"

Massive letdown. Much like TNA.

[Shadow]

I'd love to see him try that on Undertaker. Imagine it.

*Brown hits the Pounce on Taker. Taker just stands there and looks at Brown*
Taker: I'm sorry but what was that?
Brown: That was the POOOOOOOOOOUNCE! It's supposed to make you fly back to Africa!
Taker: ................*Tombstones Brown. Kills him. Fans rejoice*

[M. Banana]

The Pounce is a sucky move. Unless you get enough speed on it.. then it can be quite.. less sucky. I did it to my friend once, I bounced off however.. since he's like.. 7'0 350 pounds..

[Kane Knight]

I'd love to see him try that on Undertaker. Imagine it.

*Brown hits the Pounce on Taker. Taker just stands there and looks at Brown*
Taker: I'm sorry but what was that?
Brown: That was the POOOOOOOOOOUNCE! It's supposed to make you fly back to Africa!
Taker: ................*Tombstones Brown. Kills him. Fans rejoice*
Wow. That would be one way I'd mark out for Taker.

[Raising Kane]

And apparently this guy like the thought of Kane Knight bent over, lubed up and taking it in the ass.

Admit it Wadding, you like the idea too. :naughty:


I'm really glad I "forgot" to watch TNA today KK, despite your reminding me. :p

[Kane Knight]

Remind you my ass, RK.

[Kane Knight]

Admit it Wadding, you like the idea too. :naughty:
Twice the size of michael moore, twice the flamboyance of Richard Simmons, able to get VEL's pants in a knot in record time...SUPERWADDING!

[Raising Kane]

Remind you my ass, RK.
Reminding me of your ass? No I meant reminding me it was on. :shifty:

[DaveWadding]

Twice the size of michael moore, twice the flamboyance of Richard Simmons, able to get VEL's pants in a knot in record time...SUPERWADDING!
*flexes rippling fatceps*

[Kane Knight]

Well, you don't need to be reminded of my ass. It's MUCH bigger than TNA.

[Raising Kane]

Well, you don't need to be reminded of my ass. It's MUCH bigger than TNA.

Maybe, but thanks to Dave... I am now blind and can't see it anyway. :p

[Kane Knight]

Maybe, but thanks to Dave... I am now blind and can't see it anyway. :p
That's for the best. Anything bigger than the American dweeeeeeam is not worth seeing.

[DaveWadding]

That's for the best. Anything bigger than the American dweeeeeeam is not worth seeing.
*struts around in yellow polka dots*

[Shadow]

Wow. That would be one way I'd mark out for Taker.

Thanks Kane Knight. I came up with that the very first time I saw the POUUUUUUUUUUNCE! I was less than impressed. It ranks about as high as Jarret hitting people with a cardboard guitar. Doesn't impress me at all.

[Fox]

Maybe he should turn it into a side-ways spear. Same set-up and everything, but instead of just shoulderblocking his opponent, he wraps his arms around their legs and gores the shit out of them. It'd be a cool variation of the already over-used spear.

[Corkscrewed]

How about he just literally pounces on them and then starts thrusting.

INSTANT TAP OUT.

[DaveWadding]

How about he just literally pounces on them and then starts thrusting.

INSTANT TAP OUT.
Like a retarded gorilla in heat? :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Thanks Kane Knight. I came up with that the very first time I saw the POUUUUUUUUUUNCE! I was less than impressed. It ranks about as high as Jarret hitting people with a cardboard guitar. Doesn't impress me at all.
The thing that cracks me up about Jarrett's guitars is that he's always using an acoustic-electric guitar. Those things are more expensive than the cheapass acoustic I have, which practically IS cardboard. So why waste all that money on something you then need to PAY to have someone make breakable, when you can get that shit done by buying shoddy merchandise?

Maybe he objects to buying foreign instruments...Mine's a Yamaha.

[Kane Knight]

Like a retarded gorilla in heat? :lol:
Sure, why not? He's already playing the role.

[Shadow]

The thing that cracks me up about Jarrett's guitars is that he's always using an acoustic-electric guitar. Those things are more expensive than the cheapass acoustic I have, which practically IS cardboard. So why waste all that money on something you then need to PAY to have someone make breakable, when you can get that shit done by buying shoddy merchandise?

Maybe he objects to buying foreign instruments...Mine's a Yamaha.

It's his money. If he wants to waste it, who are we to judge?

[Kane Knight]

I'm not judging, him, just massively amused.