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Jesus Shuttlesworth
02-14-2005, 11:46 PM
PUNK'D by an unidentified Maryland fan, Duke's Cameron Crazies, who unknowingly mocked their team during a Jan. 26 home loss. Before the game Duke fans were told Maryland foward Nik Caner-Medley's girlfriend is named Myra and her pet name for him is Piggy. It was a hoax: When fans chanted, "Myra and Piggy," it sounded like they were saying "Myron Piggie" - the notorious summer-league coach who, it was revealed in 2001, had given money to former Duke star Corey Maggette

- Sports Illustrated

BCWWF
02-15-2005, 12:15 AM
Not a chant, but I posted some thing on the casual board earlier in the year. During the Yale-Harvard football game, some Yale fans posing as Harvard Pep Crew passed out cards to the Harvard fans, and when the Harvard fans held them up it spelled "Harvard Sucks". Thats quality.

Innovator
02-15-2005, 12:28 AM
"CUT THAT MEAT" "CUT THAT MEAT"

VonErich Lives
02-15-2005, 03:28 AM
"You're ugly, you're ugly, your momma say you oogly, hey" - Wildcats. (the movie, not the college)

toxic rooster
02-15-2005, 08:55 AM
Not a chant, but I posted some thing on the casual board earlier in the year. During the Yale-Harvard football game, some Yale fans posing as Harvard Pep Crew passed out cards to the Harvard fans, and when the Harvard fans held them up it spelled "Harvard Sucks". Thats quality.

there's a video of that on the net somewhere. Quality :lol:. Arsenal did a big card display before the Man U game here where they turned the whole stadium red and white, i was fearing a similar prank when i heard about it

Jacko
02-15-2005, 09:37 AM
Ray parlour this year at Stamford Bridge ;). Had to feel sorry for The Gooner.

Ya know that his wife boopsed all his money well we decided to give him stick like 'She's FUCKIN LOADED NA NA NA NA NA NA' and 'She's gonna spend all your money, SPEND ALL YOUR MONNEY, SHE's GONNA SPEND all your money.

Classic ;) - stupid Ginger twat.

The Miz
02-15-2005, 08:22 PM
Duke fans are idiots

toxic rooster
02-16-2005, 10:25 AM
Wayne Rooney cops so much stick, it's fantastic.

"He's fat
He's shit
He's got some massive tits"

"He's shit
He's scouse
He'll rob your fucking house"

"He's fat
He's round
He bounces on the ground"

and that's not even mentioning the granny sex ones :lol:

VonErich Lives
02-16-2005, 11:07 AM
Fenway park usually gets all over the RF because their so close to the stands.

Sheffield this year got "Bal-co" and "Who's your dealer".

Usually players like Strawberry used to get "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaryl".

Wade Boggs when he came back with the yanks got some "Margo" chants.

toxic rooster
02-16-2005, 11:36 AM
DAAAAARYL, like on the simpsons? :'(

The Outlaw
02-16-2005, 12:22 PM
I hate Maryland with a passion.

Bunch of punks.

HHH = 3 H's Too Many
03-04-2005, 12:04 PM
Not a chant, but I posted some thing on the casual board earlier in the year. During the Yale-Harvard football game, some Yale fans posing as Harvard Pep Crew passed out cards to the Harvard fans, and when the Harvard fans held them up it spelled "Harvard Sucks". Thats quality.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=956
That's a video of the whole prank being put together, as well as showing the final result. However, the signs did not say "Harvard Sucks", but instead it was, "WE SUCK"

Enjoy :)

The Miz
03-06-2005, 03:08 PM
I hate Maryland with a passion.

Bunch of punks.
lol what

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-06-2005, 03:15 PM
I hate Maryland with a passion.

Bunch of punks.Well when you are a Duke DRIDERRRRR you are gonna hate Maryland fans since they own Duke fans.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-06-2005, 03:15 PM
Whats more impressive? Jumping up and go down going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" or doing what Maryland did? I think its pretty obvious haha

Nervous Ferret
03-06-2005, 03:18 PM
Bleacher Creatures. Section 134. Right field bleachers. Yankee Stadium.

The Miz
03-06-2005, 03:19 PM
Yeah seriously what can you possibly like about Duke. They're the biggest crybabies and have nobody cool or likeable at all on their team. Every single person on ESPN sucks their cock too.

But hey, Maryland fans can chant all they want cuz Duke sure has showed them up on the court :y:

The Outlaw
03-06-2005, 03:39 PM
Whats more impressive? Jumping up and go down going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" or doing what Maryland did? I think its pretty obvious haha
I was actually referring to Maryland fans making sexual references to a 12 year old, but if that makes you feel better then ok. :y:

Evil Vito
03-06-2005, 03:39 PM
<font color=goldenrod>My local UHL hockey team, the Danbury Trashers, have a hilarious group of people that always sit in Section 102. Fun as hell sitting around there. They have way too many chants to list, but the most fun ones to take part in happen when the Trashers score: The "Hey" song is played and they lead the entire crowd in a chant of "HEY.....YOU SUCK!" whilst pointing at the opposing team. And then once play is resumed eveyrone points at the opposing goalkeeper and chant "SIEVE!"

Another classic is the "9-ON-5!" chant, which occurs whenever there's a fight and only the Trashers player is penalized (short for 6 opposing players, 1 referee, and 2 linemen vs. 5 Trahsers). One time they even went as far as to find a pic of the ref that keeps screwing them over, and they printed it on a massive sign with "Welcome to Hell" written underneath it. The ref looked scared shitless when he saw it.</font> :lol:

The Outlaw
03-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Yeah seriously what can you possibly like about Duke. They're the biggest crybabies and have nobody cool or likeable at all on their team. Every single person on ESPN sucks their cock too.

But hey, Maryland fans can chant all they want cuz Duke sure has showed them up on the court :y:I've already explained why I like them.

And yeah, they have swept Duke this year, so I guess they have the bragging rights.

The Miz
03-06-2005, 05:10 PM
Explain again so I don't have to go look. I don't read every thread.

And big deal about the sleeping with his sister comments. I've heard alot worse from hecklers at sporting games, JJ was just fortunate enough to have a 10 minute SportsCenter segment where he got to whine. People would yell "fucking nigger" while Hank Aaron while he was batting, he didn't complain though, he just hit 755 home runs and shut them all up. JJ should spend less time whining and writing shitty poetry and improve his defense rebounding and shot selection so he can shut some people up.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-06-2005, 05:27 PM
Reddick does shut people up, he's one of top scores in the ACC but what did he expect going to Duke? You are obviously going to get shit from fans, since Duke fans give some much shit to their oppenents when they are in Cameron (SP?) Crying about it on ESPN is only going to make it worse. He said he was gonna get with your sister so what? He obviously wasn't serious, only doing it to get under your skin. It obviously worked since you had to complain about it on ESPN.

The Miz
03-06-2005, 06:13 PM
Redick proving once again he's not a big game player with 0 points in the 2nd half and 2 missed 3's that wouldve won the game in the last minute

But hey, he's the man against Clemson at home

Supreme Olajuwon
03-06-2005, 06:14 PM
JJ can only shoot when it's in a meaningless situation

Example: Today

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-06-2005, 06:19 PM
UNC didn't even have McCants and they still pulled out the victory. Reddick was nowhere to be found. Melchoni was holding it down for the white man though, 5 three pointers. Sean May is a beast. 20+ Points 20+ Rebounds..Ridiculous

I thought he was gonna get a T though, when he posted up and dunked it probably with like 7 minutes left. Held onto the rim and stared at Williams haha

Williams had a shitload of blocks too though, he just has the instinct or some shit. He's not like hes a some huge leaper or something.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-06-2005, 06:53 PM
Sheldon Williams is good because everyone else gets distracted by his funny looking head.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-06-2005, 06:57 PM
That play at the end was nuts. Felton missed the free throw then somebody got the rebound and got the and1.

The Miz
03-06-2005, 07:42 PM
Shelden Williams is the ugliest non-white man I've ever seen

The Outlaw
03-07-2005, 12:52 AM
Also, I don't really see why I should explain why I am a fan of Duke, but if I must...I have quite a few friends that goto school there and a few that are involved with the basketball program who I met through camps, so I have been rooting for them a lot more lately. I've always been a hardcore Bama fan but Duke just get my props for having class and having such a great atmosphere to play in and whatnot, but now that some of my friends are up there I have been watching them a lot more lately.


Yeah pretty disappointed with the game today. There was a lot of...home cooking I guess you could say, especially toward the end. May with 24 rebounds and about 6 (being generous) were all over Shelden's back. Randolph with 3 fouls 7 minutes into the game and Shelden with three in the first half as well. Both of them had four with a while left in the second. Oh well, this game doesn't really affect anything besides a win to Duke's rivals. I don't get where you say JJ doesn't come through in the clutch. Today has been the first time he has really did poor. :-\

The Outlaw
03-07-2005, 12:55 AM
DOn't forget Duke is without Sean Dockery, with an already slim bench.

BCWWF
03-07-2005, 01:10 AM
At our game yesterday, we sidewalk chalked outside the arena the night before, and one of the guys was writing all this goofy stuff and one of them was "Langford is a Pussy"

So then in the game, we were sitting right above the corner tunnel where our team came out from and real close to the kU bench. When Langford went down early, I started going crazy about how he actually is a pussy, and these two pissed off guys came up and started yelling at me.

But we won.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-07-2005, 02:10 AM
Yeah pretty disappointed with the game today. There was a lot of...home cooking I guess you could say, especially toward the end. May with 24 rebounds and about 6 (being generous) were all over Shelden's back. Randolph with 3 fouls 7 minutes into the game and Shelden with three in the first half as well. Both of them had four with a while left in the second. Oh well, this game doesn't really affect anything besides a win to Duke's rivals. I don't get where you say JJ doesn't come through in the clutch. Today has been the first time he has really did poor. :-\
1. Sean May grabbed those rebounds over Williams because Williams didn't secure his position or the ball

2. Didn't we already discuss how JJ can't shoot the big shot? Check the Final Four last year

mrslackalack
03-07-2005, 12:20 PM
UK fans give Florida star Matt Walsh a hard time usually chanting ''Walsh is Gay amd other things, we were very dissapointed in Walshs big three ended up being a killer for UK,

At my alma mater Harrison County High School, Our Homecoming was against the Nationally ranked and then defending state champions Mason County led by Chris Lofton, who is now playing at Tennesee and had a great freshman year, throughout the whole game the crowd chanted Tubby Hates U at him in regards to how Tubby did not offer him a scholarship instead giving them to guards like Rumeal Bradley and Rajon Rondo.

The Outlaw
03-07-2005, 01:21 PM
1. Sean May grabbed those rebounds over Williams because Williams didn't secure his position or the ball

2. Didn't we already discuss how JJ can't shoot the big shot? Check the Final Four last year
I watched the whole game, and some of the rebounds were easily over the back. I know Sean May is a beast, but come on.

Just another thing to void any argument that JJ doesn't produce in the clutch against tough opponents:

Michigan State - 9/18, 5/9 3PT with 29 points
Oklahoma - 7/16, 4/9 3PT with 26 points
Wake Forest - 10/22, 5/13 3PT with 33 points first game, 9/15, 6/10 3PT with 38 points second game

But hey, he's the man against Clemson at home
Actually, he struggled against Clemson at home. Shot 8/19 and 4/11. Still got his points but it wasn't really a JJ performance...he also turned the ball over 4 or 5 times that game. He's gotten better with turnovers lately it seems. There was a span back in January where he had three or four games with 5 turnovers or so, but I'm pretty sure he's played better with the ball lately.

It's just funny how everyone hates on him just because he is the best shooter in the league and because he plays for one of the best teams as well.

He struggled against NC both games though, and it seems like he might have struggled against someone else besides NC/Maryland...Nc State maybe? Toledo was pretty bad, but again, it's obvious he doesn't choke against all the good teams like what you guys are trying to portray.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-07-2005, 01:39 PM
I never said he couldn't play. I said he can't make the big shot.

Let's look at each of those game you mentioned shall we?

Michigan State - Duke won by 7 and JJ didn't make a FG after the 12:33 mark in the 2nd half
Oklahoma - Duke won by 11 and outscored OU by 21 in the 2nd half.
Wake Forest 1st Game - Duke LOST and JJ missed two 3's in the final 15 seconds. Hey, that kinda proves my point
Wake Forest 2nd Game - JJ doesn't make a FG after the 9:21 mark in the 2nd half

Sure he can put up points, but again he can't make the big shot as seen in the Wake game, the UNC game, and UConn in the Final Four

The Miz
03-07-2005, 08:15 PM
I don't hate on him because he's the best shooter in college, I hate on him because he's a crybaby and easily the mostoverrated PLAYER (not shooter) in the game today.

The Miz
03-07-2005, 08:24 PM
Yeah pretty disappointed with the game today. There was a lot of...home cooking I guess you could say, especially toward the end. May with 24 rebounds and about 6 (being generous) were all over Shelden's back. Randolph with 3 fouls 7 minutes into the game and Shelden with three in the first half as well. Both of them had four with a while left in the second. Oh well, this game doesn't really affect anything besides a win to Duke's rivals. I don't get where you say JJ doesn't come through in the clutch. Today has been the first time he has really did poor. :-\
Gotta love Duke fans. Always an excuse. It was a close game all the way through, UNC hit the big shot at the end and Duke missed the big shot at the end. End of story. Sure Sean Dockery was injured but UNC didn't have McCants who is more important to UNC than Dockery is to Duke.

The Outlaw
03-07-2005, 10:17 PM
Gotta love Duke fans. Always an excuse. It was a close game all the way through, UNC hit the big shot at the end and Duke missed the big shot at the end. End of story. Sure Sean Dockery was injured but UNC didn't have McCants who is more important to UNC than Dockery is to Duke.
How can you even say that when NC has probably 10 very talented guys versus Duke's 6? When you play 6 deep, one guy is injured, two guys have four fouls and sit out a majority of the game, you aren't going to win. End of story.

I mean COME ON, they had four white guys on the court for a lot of the second half. UNC has heaps more talent, I'm not going to argue that. Duke are better coached and are smarter, but I guess talent just took over along with some other things...oh well...

Also Chris Paul is suspended for the ACC tournament I do believe. Good thing, what a dick.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-07-2005, 10:22 PM
I don't see how a weak bench is anybody's fault but Duke's

The Outlaw
03-07-2005, 10:24 PM
I didn't say it was? My point was that Dockery to a slim Duke team is more important than a McCants to a LOADED UNC team.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-07-2005, 10:31 PM
Duke are better coached and are smarter, but I guess talent just took over along with some other things...oh well...LOL

UNC is so much better then Duke it's not even funny. It's sort of like Maryland beating Duke this year, obviously Duke is better but Maryland just pulls it out. Pretty much the samething with Duke/UNC this year. Another thing with Duke is Randolph and Ewing are playing fucking terrible. And JJ Reddick tears it up for 1st 3/4's of a game then disappears. UNC did get a FEW calls yesterday, I wouldn't say it was ridiculous but I did notice a few. I'm sure Duke got a couple in there too, but you are acting like Duke isn't the team ALWAYS getting the calls. I think you need to check out Duke vs Arizona a few years back in the National championship if you really want to see a example of refs favoring a team.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-07-2005, 10:36 PM
I didn't say it was? My point was that Dockery to a slim Duke team is more important than a McCants to a LOADED UNC team.
McCants is one the best players in the nation, Dockery is losing minutes to a freshman. Only player to foul out was Randolph. They are thin in the front anyways, not in the backcourt. Melchoni, Ewing, Reddick, Nelson.

Pretty weak excuse, UNC is so much better then Duke. Only reason Duke beat them last time, and hung with them this time is because its such a big rivarly. Just like Maryland/Duke.

The Outlaw
03-07-2005, 11:16 PM
I thought I made it very clear that I knew NC was more talented than Duke. Guess not.

BCWWF
03-08-2005, 12:11 AM
Mizzou is more talented then kU

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-08-2005, 12:12 AM
I thought I made it very clear that I knew NC was more talented than Duke. Guess not.
Good for you

I didn't say it was? My point was that Dockery to a slim Duke team is more important than a McCants to a LOADED UNC team.I didn't agree with that due to the fact that Duke had 6 players play double digit minutes while UNC went 7 players play double digit minutes. Is one average guy really going to make a difference then a All American? I don't think so.

Also tought it was funny that you said Duke was a "smarter" team, I don't understand how you came to that conclussion..enlighten me please.


I don't see how anybody can be a Duke fan if you aren't from the area/current student or alumni.

BCWWF
03-08-2005, 12:13 AM
I'm not a Duke fan, but personally I just don't really like UNC

The Miz
03-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Outlaw thinks Duke is smarter cuz they have more white people. RACIST

The Miz
03-08-2005, 07:58 PM
I think Duke will be lucky to make it to the Elite 8 this year, way too thin and way too many inconsistent players. And way too many crybabies loaded with excuses.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-08-2005, 10:09 PM
I give my propts to Duke though because they are just expected to be good ever year, still have a pretty good chance of an elite 8 and thats sort of disappointing for them. I just can't stand them or their fans at all. Also sick of hearing how they have a "weak bench." The real problem is that Daniel Ewing and Randolph have just fell off the face of the earth.

The Outlaw
03-09-2005, 12:09 AM
Outlaw thinks Duke is smarter cuz they have more white people. RACIST
LOL yeah them damn negroes

Jesus Shuttlesworth
03-09-2005, 12:55 AM
http://www.jodysgarage.com/images/funny/dook1.jpg
Reggie Love at a UNC frat party

Kid Robb
03-10-2005, 07:49 AM
Good chants?

Frankston woah oh oh
Frankston woah oh oh
Your drugs are all homegrown
Your kids on methadone

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Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little lord jesus lay down and he said
FUCK OFF OLYMPIC!

Supreme Olajuwon
03-10-2005, 10:55 AM
MD fans are great

DaveWadding
03-10-2005, 12:47 PM
LOL.

The Outlaw
03-10-2005, 08:31 PM
MD fans are great
LOL yeah, I saw that a few weeks back, pretty clever

Even better:

http://www.cnnsi.com/basketball/college/2002/ncaa_tourney/news/2002/03/30/marylandstudents_reaction_ap/t1_riot_ap-01.jpg

Dazz
03-10-2005, 09:39 PM
Ray parlour this year at Stamford Bridge ;). Had to feel sorry for The Gooner.

Ya know that his wife boopsed all his money well we decided to give him stick like 'She's FUCKIN LOADED NA NA NA NA NA NA' and 'She's gonna spend all your money, SPEND ALL YOUR MONNEY, SHE's GONNA SPEND all your money.

Classic ;) - stupid Ginger twat.

And "One Mrs Parlour, there's only one Mrs Parlour"