TPWW Mock NFL draft

[OssMan]

I dunno i thought this would be cool to do, i am not very good at it so if you want to help then fine

Pretty much you pick a team and we will have a draft, of course this will take more organization and whatnot but start signing up

I'll take the Bears

EDIT:

Here is the order of the draft. I will put everyones username next to the team they chose or something.

1.San Francisco (The Answer)
2. Miami (BCWWF)
3. Cleveland (#1-wwf-fan)
4. Chicago (AssMan)
5. Tampa Bay (Supermark101)
6. Tennessee (Yashamaga)
7. Minnesota (from Oakland) (AlphaBean)
8. Arizona (Joey RoXer)
9. Washington (VonErich Lives)
10. Detroit (road doggy dogg)
11. Dallas (Crimson)
12. San Diego (from N.Y. Giants) (MoRcHeEbA)
13. Houston (Supermark101)
14. Carolina (DrA)
15. Kansas City
16. New Orleans
17. Cincinnati (Supreme)
18. Minnesota (AlphaBean)
19. St. Louis (Splaya)
20. Dallas (from Buffalo) (Crimson)
21. Jacksonville (el fregadero)
22. Baltimore (Invisible)
23. Seattle (The Miz)
24. Green Bay (The Outlaw)
25. Denver (DaveWadding)
26. N.Y. Jets (House of Pancakes)
27. Atlanta
28. San Diego (MoRcHeEbA)
29. Indianapolis
30. Pittsburgh (Corndad)
31. Philadelphia (Rain Man)
32. New England (sTiMa34)

No first round pick: Giants (Innovator)
Buffalo
Oakland

[Splaya]

Ill take the Rams

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BENGALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[AlphaBean]

I THINK BCWWF AND ME AND ANT WILL TEAM UP FOR THE VIKINGS.

If not, I'll do it my fuckingself, those ungrateful assholes.

[Rain Man]

E-A-G-L-E-S NFC CHAMPIONS!

[Innovator]

I'll take the Giants


DAMMIT

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>*Comes in*

*Sees Giants are taken*

*Leaves thread*</font>

[OssMan]

I would have taken the Giants first, but they dont have a first round pick, so I took my number two team.

[BCWWF]

I'll take somebody else for the good of the draft

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

New England

[House of Pancakes]

what are you gonna be using for this?

i'll take the jets.

[BCWWF]

I'll take Miami, second favorite team bitches

[Crimson]

COWBOYS= 2 PICKS

I GOT EM BABY

[BCWWF]

We've got to do more then 1 round for this to be cool, and we're probably going to have to double up because it'd be lame if there are open ones.

[The Answer]

I'll take San Fran

[OssMan]

We've got to do more then 1 round for this to be cool, and we're probably going to have to double up because it'd be lame if there are open ones.Well yeah, what will happen is like everyone will be given until a certain time to make their pick, or something. gonna do every round.

[The Outlaw]

Indy or GB

GB I guess

[Corndad]

Ill Take the Steelers

[road doggy dogg]

DETROIT WHAT

[MoRcHeEbA]

San Diego

[el fregadero]

What happened to #21, Jacksonville, you dick?

[DaveWadding]

I'll take Denver.

[Yashamaga]

TENNESEE

[VonErich Lives]

Are we going based on what we would take or what you think they would take?

Anyway, since someone took New England (bitch). Just give me a random team.

[DrA]

Tennessee

[OssMan]

Are we going based on what we would take or what you think they would take?

Anyway, since someone took New England (bitch). Just give me a random team.Pretend like you are making the actual choice for the team. Draft what you think your team needs. For example, if you are the Patriots, you dont need to draft a quarterback first round, etc.

[OssMan]

also DrA pick a different team

[The Miz]

Seahags

[DrA]

Tampa Bay then

[AlphaBean]

Pretend like you are making the actual choice for the team. Draft what you think your team needs. For example, if you are the Patriots, you dont need to draft a quarterback first round, etc.
But you should probably draft a middle linebacker. :lol:

[AlphaBean]

But you should probably draft a middle linebacker. :lol:
Oh man, this joke was a minor stroke of genius. :lol:

[RoXer]

CARDSSS

[el fregadero]

What happened to #21, Jacksonville, you dick?
I'm taking Jacksonville, btw.

[VonErich Lives]

Oh man, this joke was a minor stroke of genius. :lol:

Oh yeah, that's a riot... :nono:

[#1-norm-fan]

COWBOYS= 2 PICKS

I GOT EM BABY

MAKE ME PROUD!

[#1-norm-fan]

I'll go ahead and take Cleveland

[Crimson]

SO when does the draft start? If anyone takes Mike Williams they will die.

[BCWWF]

Theres no way Mike Williams lasts all the way to #20, NEVER :rant:

[#1-norm-fan]

SO when does the draft start? If anyone takes Mike Williams they will die.

lol. A friend of mine goes to USC and is also a Cowboys fan. He really wants Dallas to pick him up but I don't see any way it happens. Keyshawn and Glenn are Parcells' boys. I really doubt he would pick up a reciever in the first round.

[#1-norm-fan]

Theres no way Mike Williams lasts all the way to #20, NEVER :rant:

Dallas picks #11 as well.

[Bazooka]

Damnation, the Chargers were stolen.

I'll go with Baltimore Ravens then or the Carolina Panthers... Nah I'll stick with Baltimore Ravens.

http://www.wltx.com/assetpool/images/031221234315_ravens_baltimore.jpg

[Crimson]

lol. A friend of mine goes to USC and is also a Cowboys fan. He really wants Dallas to pick him up but I don't see any way it happens. Keyshawn and Glenn are Parcells' boys. I really doubt he would pick up a reciever in the first round.

Yes I agree. But if I were Jones I would tell the Tuna that I rule this house and im also drafting for the stinkin future, Key and Glenn are old school, we need some fast young guns, end of story...take your seat Tuna.

[AlphaBean]

Northcutt, and that other guy.

But then, why would you veto Parcells? He knows what he's doing. Let him draft who he wants, if you want to win with him.

[Crimson]

I wouldn't veto him, I'd let him have the 20th pick :)

[hithit]

Glenn isn't a Parcells boy at all, after all he did call Glenn a she at one point and time. I really think the Boys should draft a receiver, both Key and Glenn are getting old as hell and Glenn is injury prone.

[#1-norm-fan]

Glenn is Parcell's boy. That's why he brought him in. The "she" thing was a long time ago.

And if you were going to draft for the future, a young reciever may be a good idea. But Parcells is probably just going to go all or nothing for next year.

[#1-norm-fan]

Northcutt, and that other guy.


You mean Quincy Morgan. I used to get him and Northcut confused as well

And the other guy you're thinking of is probably Patrick Crayton. Crayton didn't really play enough last year to show anything one way or the other but he did catch the winning TD against Washington.

[Supermark101]

Tampa Bay then

Hey can I have Tampa from you? That is my team and the only one I can draft with, and know what they need. If not I'll take Houston.

[OssMan]

FEEL FREE TO MAKE TRADES AND STUFF. For example, Innovator, if you want a first round pick from a team with two than you can try and trade a few picks later on in the draft :rant:

[MoRcHeEbA]

hey assman wanna trade up to get the number 7 pick so the redskins can take Edwards before the Vikes can.

[DrA]

Hey can I have Tampa from you? That is my team and the only one I can draft with, and know what they need. If not I'll take Houston.
Alright. I'll take Carolina. :mad:

[Crimson]

Ok when do we get this thing started before the excitement fades.

[HHH = 3 H's Too Many]

I want to team with Supermark (for the Bucs)... And break the Bronco's at their knees for taking John Lynch. But, I'll settle for just the first part, if that's okay.

[AlphaBean]

hey assman wanna trade up to get the number 7 pick so the redskins can take Edwards before the Vikes can.
Hahahahaha yea I'll definitely look into it.

[road doggy dogg]

Would you be upset if I changed your name to something shorterrr

[BCWWF]

Lol, I wouldn't be

[OssMan]

Fuck the redskins

[OssMan]

K I DUNNO WHEN THIS WILL START. I would kind of want to do it like a week or two before draft day but that is pretty far away, so i guess we will have to double up if no one else comes

[road doggy dogg]

IMO it would be best to do it as near draft day as possible, or at least wait until March 2nd. FA moves can severely affect how one chooses to draft. ie Assman could've (and likely would've) went with a WR with his 1st round pick, before the whole Muhammad thing went down.

[OssMan]

Yeah thats why i want to do it close to draft day. But i cant guarantee that everyone is going to be online at the same time, so I have to give everyone like a few hours to make their picks. Unless there is some java-like program that i can use like they have with Yahoo fantasy sports, i will have to do it at least a week before the draft I guess.

[Supermark101]

I want to team with Supermark (for the Bucs)... And break the Bronco's at their knees for taking John Lynch. But, I'll settle for just the first part, if that's okay.

If you want to team up its cool with me. Does anyone want to trade up to #5. I will be taking offers.

[MoRcHeEbA]

I'll give you the 28th overall and my 3rd for it and also a kick in the nuts.

[MoRcHeEbA]

by 3rd I mean 3rd round pick

[MoRcHeEbA]

and by kick in the nuts... I mean kick in the nuts

[Supermark101]

I'll give you the 28th overall and my 3rd for it and also a kick in the nuts.


No deal #28 to #5 is a big jump. I'll need more than a 3rd and a kick in the nuts. Maybe if u throw in a slap to the face we can talk.
How about this

I Get
#12 1st round
#61 2nd round

You Get
#5 1st Round

[MoRcHeEbA]

nah I'll give you #12 and my third for number 5... if not I'll just stay put.

[AlphaBean]

MoRcHeEbA I will send you both MN 1st round draft picks if I can see your boobs.

After all, the Vikings have no use for draft picks, since they don't plan on winning anytime soon.

[MoRcHeEbA]

I will trade you McCardel for your two 1st rounders and Napoleon Harris

[The Answer]

I will trade you McCardel for your two 1st rounders and Napoleon Harris

:eek:

[BCWWF]

I'll trade the #2 spot (I am the Dolphins) for another spot a little later in the top 10.

[MoRcHeEbA]

number 12? :shifty:

[AlphaBean]

McCardell and a picture of your titties.

[Gonzo]

Scandal written all over it.

[BCWWF]

I need a RB and between the top three guys one is easilly going to be available around #10.

Alphabean, trade me both of your first round picks and I will give you the #2 and my second round pick. Deal?

[Crimson]

OK the Niners are on the fuckin clock..let's get this shit rollin!

[OssMan]

DUNNO draft is like April 2 or something? I guess we can start this tommorow or something, gotta let everyone know though and get people on the open teams :rant:

[OssMan]

or something

[Crimson]

Oh..I just bearly read you wanted to do it like 2 weeks before the draft. The draft is like on apr. 23rd i think? so i guess we can start it off whenever you'd like i jus wasn't sure.

[AlphaBean]

I need a RB and between the top three guys one is easilly going to be available around #10.

Alphabean, trade me both of your first round picks and I will give you the #2 and my second round pick. Deal?
:chin:

To secure Braylon, that is an attractive offer. On the other hand, we need depth, I think I will let this one go. Sorry.

Wait... 2nd rounder, are we talking #2 overall and #2 in the second round? O_o

I'll have to discuss this with my advisors.

[BCWWF]

I give you my first two overall picks for your first two overall picks...I think?

[MoRcHeEbA]

Miami doesn't even have a second round pick, it went to Philly for A.J. Feely

[BCWWF]

Shut up

[The Answer]

The 49ers with the first pick in 2005 NFL draft select...........

Mike Williams, WR USC

This might be a surprise pick but since their is some QB depth in this draft the 49ers will look to improve in that area in the second round.

[BCWWF]

The Miami Dolphins select Ronnie Brown, running back from Auburn University with the second overall pick.

Eh, Braylon wouldn't help the Phins so I just had to go with the experts on this one.

[OssMan]

K DRAFT IS STARTING. GO TO THE OTHER THREAD.