Hmmm trouble in paradise? [Archive]

KingofOldSchool

02-24-2005, 03:09 PM

Matt Hardy posted a strange message on his message board late last
night. He has asked his webmaster to take down all the pictures of Lita
from his website. He explained: "If you happen to run into Amy at an
appearance, I think you should ask her why her pictures have been taken
down." Of course everybody on his message board is now speculating that
the couple have broken up: www.thematthardy.com Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Did Lita botch the relationship.? :'(

Kane Knight

02-24-2005, 03:11 PM

Matt botched not acting childish, it seems.

I think she failed to work an effective "program" with "Little V1."

Fignuts

02-24-2005, 03:17 PM

Probably just a little spat.

Volchok

02-24-2005, 03:24 PM

wow.. i havent done anything like that since i was in 4th grade...

"If you happen to run into Amy at an
appearance, I think you should ask her why her pictures have been taken
down."... wtf grow up

Kane Knight

02-24-2005, 03:25 PM

wow.. i havent done anything like that since i was in 4th grade...

"If you happen to run into Amy at an
appearance, I think you should ask her why her pictures have been taken
down."... wtf grow up
That's what I'm saying. What the Hell?

MAybe Kane really DID knock her up.

Zen v.W.o.

02-24-2005, 03:42 PM

Probably will go along with his storyline when he gets back. Why wouldnt matt be pissed with lita and kane for marrying and lita seemingly worrying about kane after the snitsky attacks and all that?
Just my only guess.

Innovator

02-24-2005, 03:46 PM

maybe he's going into character...

Azriel

02-24-2005, 04:00 PM

Yeah, maybe thats what it looks like.

Volchok

02-24-2005, 04:01 PM

what would be funny if someone asked her and she said " everythings fine why?" if it really was " in character"..

SuperSlim

02-24-2005, 04:14 PM

Lita may btch this whole angle

Anybody Thrilla

02-24-2005, 04:38 PM

Maybe the site's just running out of bandwith.

Corkscrewed

02-24-2005, 04:42 PM

Jeff hacked the site.

SuperSlim

02-24-2005, 04:42 PM

yeah I mean who would want a bunch of Lita pictures on their site... should be Victoria :D

RGWhat316

02-24-2005, 05:32 PM

Interesting, I got to meet Matt last week at a mall, and I was gonna ask him about how Lita was doing, but i didnt get it out due to being kinda starstruck. But maybe its better that I didn't do that now.

Plus mentioning Amy, this seems serious.

Disturbed316

02-24-2005, 06:00 PM

Amy Dumb-ass

Volchok

02-24-2005, 06:00 PM

he's acting like a 4th grader by doing that... seriously grow up.. and btw, wtf is with his url? thematthardy.com?

Loose Cannon

02-24-2005, 06:02 PM

Matt's fooling the smarks. :lol:

Mike the Metal Ed

02-24-2005, 06:04 PM

he's acting like a 4th grader by doing that... seriously grow up.. and btw, wtf is with his url? thematthardy.com?
MattHardy.com is owned by WWE.

02-24-2005, 06:27 PM

I bet Jeff hit it.

tucsonspeed6

02-24-2005, 06:29 PM

I guess this means he'll be coming back as a heel. The whole thing reeks of kayfabe.

Kane Knight

02-24-2005, 07:35 PM

Matt's fooling the smarks. :lol:
:roll:

The Mackem

02-24-2005, 07:47 PM

Maybe she's had a sex change and the images that existed onthe site weren't a true representation of her present form. Matt probably didn't want any legal action against him. Clever bloke.

Kane Knight

02-24-2005, 07:51 PM

Sex change?

Naw. She'd botch peeing.

Shaggy

02-24-2005, 07:57 PM

maybe vince is trying to fool the net fans...he knows that TNA did what he couldnt do since they fooled all of us into thinking Abyss left. Know Vince wants to try at it and see if he can catch everyone off guard......or maybe they did break up...hell if I know

Anybody Thrilla

02-24-2005, 07:58 PM

I don't see how this has anything to do with Abyss. Whatsoever. At all.

The Naitch

02-24-2005, 08:09 PM

Matt's fooling the smarks. :lol:

lol get a Matt Hardy character to join The Smark Foundation. :rofl:

Shadow

02-24-2005, 09:05 PM

Or maybe Lita and Matt haven't been dating for awhile and Matt wants to end that stupid part of his life? Just a thought.

Savio

02-24-2005, 09:21 PM

Matt should slap her with his dick.

02-24-2005, 10:08 PM

He must hate Amy now.

Shaggy

02-25-2005, 12:56 AM

I don't see how this has anything to do with Abyss. Whatsoever. At all.

What I meant was that just like TNA fooled everyone into thinking that Abyss was gone and then having him come back for a shocker maybe the WWE is trying to do the same thing but with Lita and the Matt Hardy break up thing....

I didnt say it was a perfect plan..lets not forget that WWE is the company that had an old lady give birth to a hand.

Kane Knight

02-25-2005, 01:02 AM

What I meant was that just like TNA fooled everyone into thinking that Abyss was gone and then having him come back for a shocker maybe the WWE is trying to do the same thing but with Lita and the Matt Hardy break up thing....

I didnt say it was a perfect plan..lets not forget that WWE is the company that had an old lady give birth to a hand.
The problem is it's a pointless plan...But it DOES fit perfectly with the WWE's mindset.

Anybody Thrilla

02-25-2005, 01:45 AM

While we're on the subject of Mae Young giving birth to a hand (which we shouldn't be), I thought I'd give a little bit of insight to that scenario the best that I think I can...

...apparently, that hand sort of deal was some sort of a masturbatory instrument from way back in the day. With Mae Young, the implication storyline-wise was that she wasn't pregnant, but actually got this masturbatory instrument stuck inside her way back in the day, and it worked its way out when Mark Henry was plugging her.

As I type that, I start to see your line of reasoning.

Kane Knight

02-25-2005, 01:50 AM

Thanks a lot, rainman.

Anybody Thrilla

02-25-2005, 01:55 AM

Just what I heard.

KayfabeMan

02-25-2005, 03:42 AM

I guess this means he'll be coming back as a heel. The whole thing reeks of kayfabe.

I swear to God, I had nothing to do with this.

KayfabeMan

02-25-2005, 03:43 AM

Though I did fuck Lita once.

There goes my rep :(

Shaggy

02-25-2005, 03:45 AM

While we're on the subject of Mae Young giving birth to a hand (which we shouldn't be), I thought I'd give a little bit of insight to that scenario the best that I think I can...

...apparently, that hand sort of deal was some sort of a masturbatory instrument from way back in the day. With Mae Young, the implication storyline-wise was that she wasn't pregnant, but actually got this masturbatory instrument stuck inside her way back in the day, and it worked its way out when Mark Henry was plugging her.

Please lets never use the words Mae Young and masturbatory in the same sentence again......because when you say it the image pops in my head..

AND IT BURNS

Kane Knight

02-25-2005, 10:30 AM

Just what I heard.
I'm just surprised you needed something so painfully obvious explained to you.

No, I'm also amazed that there was someone retarded enough out there to feel it NEEDED an explanation.

Anybody Thrilla

02-25-2005, 10:46 AM

You're a fat bitch, you know that?

Kane Knight

02-25-2005, 10:53 AM

Awwwww...Crybaby's at it again...

Kane Knight

02-25-2005, 10:53 AM

Do you need a kleenex?

Hired Hitman

02-25-2005, 11:55 AM

Alright, you had even bitching and moaning? is this really a subject that is worth debating.

Kane Knight

02-25-2005, 12:00 PM

Had even bitching and moaning?

Kane Knight

02-25-2005, 12:02 PM

Note: When whining about people bitching and moaning, make sure you chastise them in English.

Anybody Thrilla

02-25-2005, 12:21 PM

Fact of the matter, I really didn't know what the deal was with that angle when it first happened, so I figured other people might not have either. Pardon me for not keeping up with the mastubation tactics of women from fifty years ago.

Chavo Classic

02-25-2005, 02:17 PM