You know you watch too much wrestling when...

[MVP]

You're writing a term paper and you write something along the lines of "The politics of French Guiana involve the Kliq (US, England, and France) holding down economic development underneath the glass ceiling."

Post your own.

[Hardkore Kidd J]

1. You make a thread about watching too much wrestling.

2. You actually think WWE is unscripted.

3. Whenever you do something wrong you say "IT WASN'T MY FAULT"

4. You record yourself doing a promo every day.

5. You sell your house just so you could buy extra WWE/ECW/WCW/ TNA/ ROH DVD"S and tickets

I'm sorry if those aren't good I'll come up with some more later

[Disturbed316]

When you watch too much wrestling.

[DaveWadding]

yuou write a 950 word essay for college on why Ric Flair is better than Hulk Hogan.

[DaveWadding]

:shifty:

[Cool King]

You Job to your teddys.

[Gouda]

You watch Smackdown. :shifty:

Naw, just kidding.

You know you watch too much wrestling when you go around your house posing, and sneaking up behind your little brother and locking in the Tazmission.

You seriously consider doing an essay on stereotypes in wrestling.

[MVP]

1. You make a thread about watching too much wrestling.
And Cliche of the Year goes to...

[Cool King]

You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.

You do the "Flair Strut" into a meeting at work.

After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back.

Your job is your gimmick.

[John la Rock]

you use wrestling catchphrases in your everyday dialogue

Example: "Lay the Smack down on her Jimmy."

[Xero]

¬ You go around spitting apples in people's faces.

¬ You kneel down on one knee, raise your hand, spring up, and hit an RKO on the person in front of you.

¬ You do the same when you're in line for the bathroom.

¬ When you get fired, you blame it all on your boss' son-in-law.

¬ You become a star on your wrestling team only to quit and go play football, where you will fail and beg to come back to the team with impossibly high demands.

¬ You wear a hat and act 'dead'.

¬ You rap about your enemies in a horrible voice.

¬ You have a Viscera autograph.

¬ You want George Bush to turn face.

¬ You name random body parts.

¬ You break someone's nose to make a first impression.

[MVP]

You write your title history in your job application.

[Gouda]

Everytime you see a ladder you have an urge to climb it and jump onto the unsuspecting people below.

You carry a sock in your pants so you can pull it out and use on your enemies.

You research as to what type of apple it is Carlito has cause you wanna be Cool.

The professor asks if there are any questions. You put up your hand and ask one only to interrupt the teacher yelling that IT DOESN'T MATTER!

You attempt to hook up with your boss' daughter cause well... it works for The H.

[Savio]

You turn on your friends for ratings

[Eunos]

You spit in the face of people who don't wanna be cool.

You buttrape people then read them Poems.

You complain about some of you colleagues at work being horribly misused

[Crashnburn]

You run a fantasy wrestling league for you and your friends. And you actually came up with the idea for the fantasy wrestling league several years before WWE started running one on WWE.com.

[Xero]

You run a fantasy wrestling league for you and your friends. And you actually came up with the idea for the fantasy wrestling league several years before WWE started running one on WWE.com.
Even better...

¬ You start a fantasy wrestling league based on the WWE and book it better than the real WWE.

[Shaggy]

When you do your senior memory book for class about 10 things that happened during your senior year......8 of them are about wrestling.... :shifty:

When you were little all your stories you wrote were about you and you friends being teleported to another dimension where you could choose on a screen which wrestling star you wanted to be to win back your girlfriend :shifty:

[DMI]

You watch Smackdown. :shifty:


:love:

[Blue Demon]

when someone wants to shake your hand you pause and look around for crowd reaction

[Shaggy]

When you go to shake someones hand and you pull the Razor Ramon/Scott Hall hair swipe move.

[FFD]

yuou write a 950 word essay for college on why Ric Flair is better than Hulk Hogan.
In 8th grade I had to write a report on my hero and why he was my hero. I chose Chris Jericho. Got and A on my report. I felt kind of like an idiot though because other people wrote about Firefighters, police men, troops and there parents and stuff. What sucks is we had to read them out loud. I got made fun of by quite a few people.

[KingofOldSchool]

When you act like you're mentally retarded just to get a better "push" at work.

[KingofOldSchool]

When a coworker fucks up at work, you tell him that he pulled a "Lita."

You can never shower in a locker room because you fear of being molested by JBL.

[SammyG]

When you ask someone a question, then tell them IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT... whatever ur question was.

When you do the Christian chest slaps or the Randy orton pose after succeeding in something.

When you have 2 cans of pop and u crash them together before drinking them

[PullMyFinger]

If these have been mentioned, my fault....I just skimmed most of them...

1. you find yourself acting 'heelish' around friends and people here and there...then suddenly out of nowhere you decide to turn 'face'..and vice versa
2. you simulate wrestling style promos
3. you put belts over your shoulder
4. you make your own championship title
5. when you get up...you get up 'deadman style'
6. at some point, you've contemplated doing a wrestling move on someone you're sick of....perhaps a jacknife powerbomb..or a stunner followed my beers, scsa music, and middle fingers

[John la Rock]

When you act like you're mentally retarded just to get a better "push" at work.

:lol:

[John la Rock]

the hottest girl at school tells you she wants to fuck you....and you say no because you'll miss Raw

[PullMyFinger]

the hottest girl at school tells you she wants to fuck you....and you say no because you'll miss Raw
Wow. I think we have our winner for best one. hahahaha

[Shaggy]

6. at some point, you've contemplated doing a wrestling move on someone you're sick of....perhaps a jacknife powerbomb..or a stunner followed my beers, scsa music, and middle fingers

Back in 8th grade my cousin and I went to the same school. It was april fools day and we were walking and he gave me this candy that turns your mouth blue. When he told me what it did and I realized it instead of punching him in the face I kicked him in the stomach and powerbombed him......

Does that count?

[Taker Fan]

For prom you order a limo with horns on the front

You call security guards, "Problem Solvers"

[PullMyFinger]

Back in 8th grade my cousin and I went to the same school. It was april fools day and we were walking and he gave me this candy that turns your mouth blue. When he told me what it did and I realized it instead of punching him in the face I kicked him in the stomach and powerbombed him......

Does that count?
haha classic

[PullMyFinger]

7. when you get into an arguement with someone, you say, "screw you! I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!"

[Kane Knight]

If you hear the bell at an end of a Taco Bell commercial and immediately look around for an urn to bow to.

[Aussie Skier]

the hottest girl at school tells you she wants to fuck you....and you say no because you'll miss Raw

I'd say no, but thats cause i might get arrested for fucking a school girl (depends on the age i spose)

[Kane Knight]

Your girlfriend talks about doing it doggy style, and your response is "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls..."

[Kane Knight]

Your teacher gives you detention, and you drop them, get on your hands and knees to mouth off, and then open up a couple beers.

[Gouda]

You have watched so much wrestling that all sense of reality is gone. You think you can assault people and sexually harass women and be liked for it.

When describing people all you can say is "he/she kinda looked like (wrestler name here)"

After getting a good mark you get up, start "WHOO"ing, strutting, and dancing and announce that there's a party at your place and Space Mountain will be open.

You buy Bradshaw's book on financial advice. :shifty:

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Your girlfriend talks about doing it doggy style, and your response is "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls..."
:love:

[Hardkore Kidd J]

I have just thought of some more

1. You watch a Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox game secretly hoping that the Red Sox turn heel

2. You miss your High School Graduation/wedding because Smackdown was on.

3. When your girlfriend says she wants too make out with you under fireworks and you take her to a wrestling show.

4. When the wedding comes for the I Do's instead of saying I Do You say "Oh hell yeah"

5. You have written numerous hate mails to the World Wildlife Fund saying "Fuck Pandas"

6. You carry a knife with you for an occasional blade job.

7. You get a splinter in your finger and sell it like it was murder.

[DaveWadding]

4. When the wedding comes for the I Do's instead of saying I Do You say "Oh hell yeah"


It'd be more appropriate if it was OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEAHHHHH

[Gouda]

A friend playfully slaps you on the back. You fall face forward and sell it like a maniac. You then blade yourself.

[MVP]

You scream "STUNNER BAHGAWD" whenever you see a fight break out.

[foodstampchamp]

When you have a Cd in your car of all your favorite wrestling them songs.

*raises hand* Guilty

For the ROH marks of the board: When you are listening to CM Punk's theme song on that very CD, you bang on your steering wheel.

raises hand again* Guilty

[John la Rock]

Your girlfriend talks about doing it doggy style, and your response is "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls..."

BRILLIANT!!! :y:

[John la Rock]

You give your boss a Stone Cold Stunner and think that you won't get fired

[Gouda]

You go around commentating your life and what is going on around you. You refer to each day as "the greatest day in life entertainment history".

[Kane Knight]

You go around commentating your life and what is going on around you. You refer to each day as "the greatest day in life entertainment history".
Addendum: You start reffering to yourself in the third person.

The Knigtht thinks this is moronic, and he does not approve of it.

[Esoteric]

1.when u get a promotion at work after u shake your boss' hand u give him a low blow and tell him u dont sell out
2. When your friend tells you about getting some and u suddenly interrupt and scream what about me huh what about (insert name here) u ddt them to a crucifix pose over them and torment them until either a) u get his girl b) or your friend gets a restraining order

[John la Rock]

when you get into a fist fight and you spraipant NWO on your opponent's back

[Kane Knight]

You get passed over for promotion and blame Triple H.

[Shaggy]

2. You miss your High School Graduation/wedding because Smackdown was on.



I got one on this also.....

I missed my senior prom to go to a indy fed promotion. I took a sign that said "I skipped Prom for TASW".

[Innovator]

For the ROH marks of the board: When you are listening to CM Punk's theme song on that very CD, you bang on your steering wheel.

raises hand again* Guilty*Raises hand*

[KingofOldSchool]

I've pulled up to a building I was going to one time blasting JBL's theme on my car stereo.

[Fox]

You post on TPWW.

[Kane Knight]

I've pulled up to a building I was going to one time blasting JBL's theme on my car stereo.
At least it wasn't Eugene's theme.

[Kane Knight]

...You've ever tried to use a conchairto...

[Innovator]

-you walk by someone and start talking trash ala Stone Cold

-you still raise the eyebrow on certain occasions

-you start a "you fucked up" chant when someone falls down in the cafeteria

-you throw a cheap pop in during a regular conversation

-you take out your higher ups at work and call yourself the Legend Killer

-when you get out of the shower, you put the towel on your head, cross your arms, and stare into the mirror

-when someone is sitting in a folding chair, you start yelling "OLE" and kick him in the face

[Innovator]

you ask yourself WWKFAD?

What Would Kurt Freakin Angle Do?

[Shaggy]

I got another one that I just rememered.....

You know you watch to much wrestling when....

You and your best friend wrestle with your other friends all the time and have certain gear that you made by marking on T-Shirts calling your selves the New Age Outlaws and basically doing everything they do.....and yes I say this from experience...

Back in Science Class in like the 7th or 8th grade there was this kid that the whole class hated. Sorta a bully type thing so when we got back from lunch my friend kicked him in the stomach picked him up for a piledriver and I jumped down spiking him to the ground......

[Corkscrewed]

You're on a ladder re-arranging the school marquee board when you feel an inexplicable ugre to do a corkscrew moonsault onto your friend who's telling you if the letters are straight or not.

[Corkscrewed]

You brag about being "thrown for a loop." :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

You find it perfectly okay to break a fellow employee's arm and not get punished.

[Corkscrewed]

Before trying out for the school wrestling team, you go out and break your neck.

[Corkscrewed]

You think wearing tights and streamers is cool.

[Shaggy]

You turn on a wrestlers theme music very loud in the living room and you enter from the hall way like its the entrance ramp and pose.... :shifty:

[John la Rock]

You walk around your neighbourhood, school, mall, etc, with a megaphone, a fake gold medal, and a huge bristal board, hanging from around your neck, promoting abstinence.

"The Best Sex is No Sex."

[Shaggy]

If you re-enact the HHH/Kane-Katy Vick Sex Scene with a real dead body.......

God I hope no one on here confesses to that one

[John la Rock]

You drop a glass bottle, or you hear glass breaking, and you start humming Stone Cold's Entrance theme

[Shaggy]

then I guess to follow up with the Austin one....

You hear screeching tires and you start humming Foleys music.

[DaveWadding]

Back in Science Class in like the 7th or 8th grade there was this kid that the whole class hated. Sorta a bully type thing so when we got back from lunch my friend kicked him in the stomach picked him up for a piledriver and I jumped down spiking him to the ground......I did basically the same thing, except the I was in 3rd grade, the other kid was in 6th. He made the mistake of trying to tell me wrestling was fake, I sent that bitch home crying. :cool:

-edit- for clarification, it was a straight pile driver, not a a spike one.

[Gouda]

You knife edge chop yourself to see how much it hurts. :shifty:

Not that I would know. :shifty:

[Chavo Classic]

Your girlfriends laid out spread legged on the bed and all you can think of is grabbing her by the knees and flipping her over for a Boston Crab...











... dam, no wonder she dumped me.

[Shaggy]

When everytime you think back on your past girlfriends you think of them as the ...your last name/her last name era

[nelioneil]

Your girlfriends laid out spread legged on the bed and all you can think of is grabbing her by the knees and flipping her over for a Boston Crab...











... dam, no wonder she dumped me.

One lonely person :D

/sarcasm

[nelioneil]

When you see anyone or if one of your mates is called Earl, then you haras (sp?) him all day, reminding him that "You screwed Bret"

This actually happened one day at school a few years ago. Some one went up to a guy called Earl (who he didn't like ) and shouted "You screwed Bret" and then his mate went something like "Ring the bell - ding ding ding"

The Earl guy then said "Shut up man, you think I'm gay or something. Who the fuck is Bret. And its not even lunch time so why ring the bell" :rofl:

Didn't have a clue it was about wrestling

:shifty:

[Chuck Jones]

Everytime you see someone on a ladder, you have a sudden urge to dropkick the ladder.

Everytime someone is bent over, you have an urge to do the Canadian Destroyer to him.

You walk around with a custom belt with a spinning center plate.

You refuse to taqke off your mask for your school picture.

[Gone Mad]

You drop a glass bottle, or you hear glass breaking, and you start humming Stone Cold's Entrance theme

Oddly enough, my friend in high school did this while we were in the cafeteria and someone dropped glass and he just busted out with the Stone Cold theme and I just died laughing.

You know when you watch too much wrestling when ...

Anytime someone sets off fireworks, you can't help but do the HBK or RKO pose in front of it.

When you're talking to someone and you can't hear them, you do that one Hogan pose to hear them and continually do it all four corners.

You throw a chair at a friend's face and yell "That was EXTREEEMMMEE!!" ... and then the chair gets thrown right back at you, for being an idiot.

[Marcyo]

Everytime someone pisses you off, you scream D-VON! GET THE TABLES!!!!

You bury yourself alive after taping a promo ''the dead will return... march 14th''

Everytime you see a donkey, you go in front of it and start screaming WOOO! WOO! WOOO! WOOOO!

When you see someone fall of a ladder, you scream THEY LEARN TO FALL? HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OFF A 20-FOOT LADDER! BAHGAWD! SLOBBERKNOCKER!

[aaronkyle86]

When talking to a friend, you say 'what?' after every sentence they say.

You refer to yourself as one of the "Creatures of the Night"

At your work, you beat down the employee in training to teach them 'respect' *COUGHbobhollyCOUGH*

You legally change your name to 'Warrior'

[aaronkyle86]

When asked a question in class, you give your answer followed by "Oh it's true. It's true"

When you go into a chat room, the first thing you say is "Helllooooo Ladies"

[Crashnburn]

When a girl starts giving you the eye you begin dancing like HBK while singing his entrance music.

[Shaggy]

something else I have to confess towards.....

If you have ever had a picture of you doing a wrestling pose in a calender or yearbook.

In my 8th grade yearbook and the Calender that came out the next year for our school there is a picture of my PE is class which only had like 15 people in it. Im in the front row and you can see me giving the DX chop....great pic ever.

When everyone at school saw it I got phone calls like crazy.

[PorkSoda]

-you start a "you fucked up" chant when someone falls down in the cafeteria


:lol: Yesterday I was walking home from work, and I always stop in to the House of Pizza next door to get a drink. And I was walking out the door and I slipped and fell. Two guys behind the counter who work there and a lady sitting down eating pizza started a "You Fucked Up" chant. Now I know the shame that the wrestlers feel.


-At a soccer game, when a player gets a penalty, you start a "YOU SCREWED (Insert Name)" chant at the ref.

-You call out someone in a fight and name the stipulations. (No interference. No foreign objects.)

-When you get an F or get in trouble in class you stand up and yell "MY NAME IS ____ AND I DO NOT DESERVE THIS"

-When you see someone climb something you have the urge to throw them off.

-You don't tell your employees that you have to let them go...you snarl at them and say YOUUUUUUURRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEDDDDDDDD

[Kane Knight]

You ever actually tried to find one of Venis' porn flicks :shifty:

After watching decades of the underdog trouncing the big guy, you actually think TNA has a chance.

[Innovator]

Better yet KK, you think Ring of Honor can over take WWE.

[Kane Knight]

You won't go anywhere unless You're preceeded by your theme song (I used to carry portable speakers in my bag)

You've ever participated in a BFIARF (Best finisher in a real fight) thread or any variant of it.

You've actually tried the People's Elbow in a real fight...

...And expected the other guy to lay there on the ground...

...And were surprised that it didn't hurt him much.

[Kane Knight]

Better yet KK, you think Ring of Honor can over take WWE.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH! ROH WILL DOMINATE!

[aaronkyle86]

When someone asks you why you did something, you reply "I did it... for the Rock..."

When going for an ultrasound, you fear the doctor will say "Congratulations... It's a hand..."

[Loose Cannon]

when you're walking on campus and see a guy with crutches and imagine that you steal his crutch and whack him right in his bad leg with it and then breakthe crutch in half when he's down.

Never did that :shifty:

[Shadow]

:
-At a soccer game, when a player gets a penalty, you start a "YOU SCREWED (Insert Name)" chant at the ref.



You can go to hell sir. You can go to hell and you can just die.

*smacks PorkSoda with a rolled up newspaper*

[MVP]

You hire a bodyguard named Diesel to protect you from bullies.

[bigpoppapump]

If you start walking, think of Theodore Long. Your arm will start to reach around your back.

[Kane Knight]

If you've been disqualified/ejected from ANY game/sport for introducing a foreign object (Chair, kendo stick). Bonus points if you've ever done a weapon finisher in such an event (3-D through a table at a Basketball game, Con-Chair-To in a boxing match, etc.)

You watch the Olympics and you think, "Meh. The Rock could take 'em."

[James Steele]

If you have ever seen someone's belt on a table and pick it up to hit them with it.

If you have ever been disappointed whenever your company bought another one and didn't use it to its full attention.

If you have ever been a 16 time employee of the month, and end up kissing the 10 time employee of the month's ass so you can keep your own parking space... :nono:

If you have ever marked out at school when someone comes back from being sick.

If you have ever said "Damn it Paul..." whenever you get a paycheck that bounces.

If you have ever thought Jeff Jarrett will actually drop the NWA World Title.

[KingofOldSchool]

At least it wasn't Eugene's theme.

Naw, I'm going to wait and do that when I help my friend volunteer at the Special Olympics in a few months. I'm going to bring my stereo and when they do the relays, I'm going to blast Eugene's theme while the people are running. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Naw, I'm going to wait and do that when I help my friend volunteer at the Special Olympics in a few months. I'm going to bring my stereo and when they do the relays, I'm going to blast Eugene's theme while the people are running. :shifty:
That's mean. Then again, I plan on going to Gitmo and offering the starving muslims Pork Rinds.

[James Steele]

and I thought I was going to burn in hell... :lol:

[foodstampchamp]

Better yet KK, you think Ring of Honor can over take WWE.

You mean they can't :shifty:

[James Steele]

Originally Posted By Innovator
Better yet KK, you think Ring of Honor can over take WWE.

Originally Posted By foodstampchamp
You mean they can't :shifty:


You are fucking hilarious...


ROH taking over WWE

hah hah hHAAHH HAH Hh hahhah ha hah hah hahahah hah hah ha hah hah ha hah hah hah hah ha hah hah hah ah






:shifty:

[Gouda]

You get an F on a paper, storm up to the prof and tell them to "get the F out".

[foodstampchamp]

You get an F on a paper, storm up to the prof and tell them to "get the F out".


That actually made me laugh out loud.

[Gone Mad]

You go into a friend's room while they are sleeping and you climb to the highest point in the room and Five-Star Splash them, RVD style!

You run over bald people with your car and your excuse for it is you did it for the Rock.

You enter any room wearing face and body paint and a wacky coat as you run around everything, shaking your arms and anything around and then... you run out. And you do this to every room, for no apparent reason at all.

[Gertner]

lol i onced quoted owen hart in an history essay

[Gertner]

you believe that wrapping your ribs once around in tape protects them even if they are broken.

[Kane Knight]

you believe that wrapping your ribs once around in tape protects them even if they are broken.
ADDENDUM: Even from chair shots, sledgehammers, cannonfire, and everthing short of having a thermonuclear bomb shoved up your ass.

[Gertner]

you challenge your friend to a match with the winner getting to marry your buddies girlfriend.

[Gertner]

you wear a knee brace because stone cold wears one

you get mad at lil'jon for stealing stone cold's "what"

you can pick out indy wrestlers in movies" Rick Fuller in U'S Marshals"

[Shadow]

You start thinking about how a Swanton Bomb could be used to clear a room.

[PullMyFinger]

lol i onced quoted owen hart in an history essay
Enough is enough and it's time for a change?

[Innovator]

You are fucking hilarious...


ROH taking over WWE

hah hah hHAAHH HAH Hh hahhah ha hah hah hahahah hah hah ha hah hah ha hah hah hah hah ha hah hah hah ah






:shifty:DUDE, AUSTIN ARIES OR HHH? CMON MAN! FREAKIN ARIES!

[Kane Knight]

When you start walking around with a mask on. In school, you refused to answer to your name, instead replying only to "el diablo terrible."

[Gouda]

You're doing a scene of a play in a class and you're playing this absolutley evil dude so you suggest that when you enter you have Gangrel's music playing.

*guilty*

[Innovator]

-you've been a retarded fanboy on a message board

-you train most days, and when you feel down you think "Did Kurt Angle quit? No he won a gold medal with a broken FREAKIN neck!"

[KingofOldSchool]

lol i onced quoted owen hart in an history essay

I am not a nugget?

[Aussie Skier]

You've actually tried the People's Elbow in a real fight...



be even funnier if someone tried the five-knuckle shuffle in a real fight :D


If you get an F in class and shout at the teacher "GET THE F OUT!"

[Gouda]

If you get an F in class and shout at the teacher "GET THE F OUT!"
I said that one!

[Aussie Skier]

I said that one!

i know, but i had already typed it.
hey i gave you a + rep for it

[Gertner]

yeah my quote was "enough is enough and it's time for a change"

[KingofOldSchool]

When you put "Have watched every single Raw since 1993" down on your job resume.

[Kane Knight]

I disagree. That shows you'll stick to even the biggest loser. :y:

[Innovator]

-everytime you go to the bathroom you say, "I gotta go drop a snitsky"

[Nowhere Man]

You run a C-Fed :shifty:

[Nowhere Man]

You have trouble talking to people, so you hire someone to be your "mouthpiece"

[Team Sheep]

I call the top sets in my year RAW and Smackdown and consider the lower sets Heat and Velocity :shifty:

[Shaggy]

If you put out 40-50$ for the stupid Elimination Chamber Ring....

:shifty:

[MVP]

Your girlfriend dumps you, and you think it's cause you're not over enough.

[Gouda]

You POOOOOOOOOOUUUNCE your friends.

You heard that someone had a Stroke. You immediatley curse Jeff Jarrett.

[Evolution]

Whenever you see someone lying down, you have a very strong urge to put them in a sharpshooter.

When you score in a game (any game) you shout at the opponents: a) I AM THE GAME... b) DON'T HATE THE PLAYER... c) SUCK IT! (with crotch chop)

[KingofOldSchool]

If you name your cock "The Next Big Thing."

[Kane Knight]

If you name your cock "The Next Big Thing."
Or "Little Johny"

[KingofOldSchool]

After sex, you shout "NOW THAT'S HARDCORE!"

[loopydate]

You brag about being "thrown for a loop." :shifty:
:love:

Or you have a sudden urge to snort Viagra.

[loopydate]

You have a strong urge to kick your friend's leg out of their...leg.

[Innovator]

Whenever you see someone lying down, you have a very strong urge to put them in a sharpshooter.

When you score in a game (any game) you shout at the opponents: a) I AM THE GAME... b) DON'T HATE THE PLAYER... c) SUCK IT! (with crotch chop)d) WOOOOOOOOOOO

[Marcyo]

When you score in a game (any game) you shout at the opponents: a) I AM THE GAME... b) DON'T HATE THE PLAYER... c) SUCK IT! (with crotch chop)

d) WOOOOOOOOOOO

e) IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

...

:shifty:

[Team Sheep]

e) IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

...

:shifty:

When you commit a foul :cool:

[Innovator]

when you remember when Buff Bagwell wasn't a waste of space

[Xero]

¬ When you're walking in the park and challenge each rock on the ground to a fight because you're the 'real people's champ'.

¬ You start to notice wrestling terms in everyday speech.

¬ You use wrestling terms in everyday speech.

¬ You no sell being buried alive.

¬ You have an extreme dislike for pandas.

¬ You get promoted from being a janitor to being CEO after over 10 years in a company. (And you skip all the positions in between.)

¬ You hire midgets to impersonate your friends.

¬ You drop hints about getting high, but you never confess to it.

¬ You flip off your boss.

¬ You flip off your wife.

¬ You flip off your dog.

¬ You drink clear and lightly colored carbonated beverages like Stone Cold.

¬ You mark out when you see your friends.

¬ You play with wrestling figures. :shifty:

¬ Some of your favorite songs are wrestler's theme songs. :shifty:

¬ You memorize every wrestler's real name in a promotion and when you meet them you call them by their first names.

¬ You turn heel in the middle of hugging your girlfriend and powerbomb her through a table.

¬ You dance like Too Cool.

¬ You know of wrestlers who you have never seen.

¬ Your main source of news is a wrestling website.

¬ Your homepage is WWE.com.

¬ You think that Jeff Jarrett and Triple H would make a great team.

[Gouda]

You paint yourself with glow in the dark paint.

You have a fight with your brother and start yelling at him "whachu gonna do brother? Whachu gonna do?"

You wonder why all the girls you see are wearing too much clothes because you have come to think of what the WWE Divas wear as normal clothes for a woman.

[Crashnburn]

You think giving your friends the "Stone Cold Salute" is an acceptable way of greeting them.

[Marcyo]

¬ You have an extreme dislike for pandas.

:foc: Fuck em all :foc:

[Drakul]

¬ You start to notice wrestling terms in everyday speech.

¬ You use wrestling terms in everyday speech.

¬ Some of your favorite songs are wrestler's theme songs. :shifty:

¬ You dance like Too Cool.

¬ You know of wrestlers who you have never seen.

¬ Your main source of news is a wrestling website.

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[Gouda]

The guy who created the Atkins diet is giving a talk at your school. You run up and shout "stfu newb!! The Simon System ownz you!!!"

[Drakul]

The Atkins guys dead btw :p but I see what you mean.

[Jaton]

You actually keep topping some of the funniest things in this topic.

You make belts out of a black plastic trashbag, cardboard, and permanant marker, and then defend it against non-existant opponents and refuse to job.

You job to said non-existant opponents.

You see the WM21 commercials before you see the movie it's based on.-cough-

You RKO your girlfriend everytime she turns around.

You put Edge's music on repeat at night and sleep to it. :shifty:

You compare everyone to Batista and always come to the conclusion that "Batista could take him..LEVIATHAN SPINEBUSTER BITCH!"

You actually pay for Raw, SmackDown, and TNA pay-per-views every single month and manage to get behind on other bills or never have any extra cash for anything.

You bought TiVo specifically to record all of your wrestling and you watch the PPVs over and over.



I think I'm guilty of all of the above.

[Gouda]

The Atkins guys dead btw :p but I see what you mean.
He came back to life to talk. Geez. :roll:





:shifty:

[John la Rock]

You write a review paper for school and you write: "I marked out when......."

[Chuck Jones]

The only Spanish words you got right on your test were "Lucha Libre" and "Viva la Raza"

You go to The West Edmonton Mall/local theme park dress in black and white facepaint and a trenchcoat, and you insist that they hook the cord at the bungee jump ride to the back of your coat.

You walk up to the toughest guy in school, and say that he can't beat you on his best and your worst day. This is answered with a punch to the nose, all hell breaks loose and a bunch of students and teachers run in to break it up.

You attempt to give your brother and his friends a shooting star press off the top of the garage, and expect them to catch you. (Hey, it worked for teddy)

[Nowhere Man]

You go on vacation to Tijuana, and are immediately shocked at the lack of brightly colored masks.

[Innovator]

you've built up an immune to chairshots to the head

[Innovator]

The name El Dandy rings a bell

[Nowhere Man]

You sell your Toyota because you don't believe the public will buy a Japanese car as successful.

[Nark Order]

You do play-by-play color commentary for mundane everyday events.

You get into fight with somebody and tell them that you'll give them your television set if they can last 3 minutes.

A motivational speaker comes to your school and you can't wait for him to conclude his speech with "I like you, You like me, Now I'm gonna help You...like You."

When you're on top having sex with your girlfriend and you suddenly count her shoulders down for 3.

[loopydate]

...you think Olympic gold medals should be defended 24/7.
...you compliment an ER patient on his "sweet hardway juice."
..."Tell Me A Lie" still makes you tear up a bit. :shifty:
...you find yourself yelling "Rhyno!" if you accidentally get glue on your hands.
...your entire summer wardrobe is made up of "bWo" half shirts and denim cutoffs.
...at your best friend's wedding, you pull down your suspenders before making the toast to "show you mean business."
...you think Christopher Lloyd was totally snubbed by the Academy for "Suburban Commando."
...you pull the old "fake arm" trick on people you don't like.
...you have ever uttered the word "destrucity."
...in your high school yearbook you were voted "Most Likely To Tear His Quad."

[Kane Knight]

The Atkins guys dead btw :p but I see what you mean.
Fuck it. They've still got assholes cross country preaching it. And I say with confidence Simon could take 'em all.

[Kane Knight]

The only Spanish words you got right on your test were "Lucha Libre" and "Viva la Raza"
You forgot "Orale esse/esse vato."

--You refuse to associate with anyone named Vince. The only reason you can muster is "You screwed Bret."

--To this day, you inssist Owen Hart was NOT the Blue Blazer.

--Like the previous statement, but replaced with Hogan and "Mr. America."

--You remember the Patriot's run in the WWF and can name all the opponents in both his matches.

--You remember the Patriot and are now replying (or thinking about replying) to tell me that I've got it wrong, and list the exact number of matcher he WAS in.

--You've ever driven by an accident, seen the bloodies victims, and thought "what a shitty blade job."

An American hero, a war vet, olympic athelete, former president, or other distiguished personage visits your town, and at the press conference you start "You Suck!" Chant.

(Apologies if any of these have been done, I've been off for most of the weekend.)

[VJW]

You cut off your sister's boyfriend's penis when you find out that they've been going out.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

You punch a pregnant girl in the stomach to save the writers coming up with a new way of avoiding a 9 month storyline.

[Kane Knight]

--You've ever told someone with a severe injury to stop milking it if they've been out for more than a week.

[John la Rock]

you have watched Mr. Nanny amd Walking Tall more than once

[Gouda]

When you drink from a cup you do it with two hands as if you were drinking from a chalice. You have Gangrel's theme playing in your head while you do this.

It's a typical dance. A circle forms whereone guy gets in the middle and shows off his skills. You get in the middle and... BUST OUT THE FRENCH TICKLER!!!

[Chavo Classic]

you have watched Mr. Nanny amd Walking Tall more than once

Or paid to see them.. :shifty:

[wwe2222]

you and your friends stonecold a 30 case of beer by having one friend randomly toss out beers when you call for them and then taking two and smash them together.

[rstick]

You randomly get the urge to start stomping your foot on the ground and tell people that you are just "Tuning up the band."

[rstick]

In Junior High basketball we always used to come out to the DX theme, when i was a senior i wanted to come out to Triple H's theme, but i was the only person that still watched wrestling, so that got nixed.
When i was a senior we had a big report that we had to do, and i did mine on the evolution of professional wrestling.
There was a kid in my school that everyone used to call Goldberg, ( I never really figured out why, he was really scrawny, but whatever) he moved to a different town and came back once for our homecoming pep rally, and about 80% of the school started a GOLDBERG chant that went on probably for a couple of minutes.

[The Answer]

I swear to god im in a couple of uni classes were the prof is boring me to death and I start thinking, man I wish someone would shut the guy up. I start hearing wrestler's theme music and I picture them nailing their finisher on the prof. So far I have pictured Orton hitting the RKO when the prof turns around and the Batista bomb on the table . :rofl:

[Crashnburn]

Your best pick up line is asking the girl if she wants to ride "Space Mountain."

[Crashnburn]

When watching a football game (U.S.) and you see the quarterback get sacked you yell out, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEE!!!!!!"

[Crashnburn]

When talking smack to someone you told them that you would "kick their roody poo candy ass all over God's green Earth."

[Evolution]

It's shocking how many of these I'm guilty of. The Answer, try giving a stunner to the student director.

You use bizzare weapons against people in real life situations e.g. guitar (actually did this to my dad a few weeks ago, what a cool noise it makes)

[DaveWadding]

something else I have to confess towards.....

If you have ever had a picture of you doing a wrestling pose in a calender or yearbook.

In my 8th grade yearbook and the Calender that came out the next year for our school there is a picture of my PE is class which only had like 15 people in it. Im in the front row and you can see me giving the DX chop....great pic ever.

When everyone at school saw it I got phone calls like crazy.
I have a pic of me and TGR going all DX. Pretty funny

[Innovator]

...I had the people's eyebrow in my 9th grade yearbook.

[Evolution]

I was stunnering the guy behind me. He counted to 3 (the photographer) and it had a delayed flash, so when I saw the light I just grabbed him. I'll see if I can find the yearbook.

[loopydate]

...you scald dogs to see if JR's been full of shit this whole time.
...you feel the need to back up the phrase "No thanks, I don't like pie" with something that re-affirms your masculinity.
...the shows you booked with your Hasbro WWF figures when you were 10 are better than this month's WWE PPV (bonus points for a face turn by either Papa Shango or the Berzerker).
...you stopped saying your prayers and taking your vitamins for a dark period in the mid-'90s.

[Kane Knight]

...the shows you booked with your Hasbro WWF figures when you were 10 are better than this month's WWE PPV (bonus points for a face turn by either Papa Shango or the Berzerker).
Now THAT's just Universal.

[Gone Mad]

...the shows you booked with your Hasbro WWF figures when you were 10 are better than this month's WWE PPV (bonus points for a face turn by either Papa Shango or the Berzerker).

Yeah, those were some good shows. After all, you can't beat a main event like Terminator v. Tatanka v. Giant Wolverine for the title.

Back to the subject ..... when every New Year's Eve, you do the Y2J pose along with the countdown.

.... you carry a giant bag and you warn people that you've got 25 inches of fear in there, ala Jake Roberts. Expect more looks if this is a pick-up line, which the word "bag" would be replaced with "pants".

.... you add bullhorns and your initials to the front of your car/bike/skateboard/dog.

[Kane Knight]

You consider yourself to have a broad and diverse taste in music, because you listen to Hogan's, Booker T's, and Undertaker's Themes.

[Kane Knight]

...You actually recognised both people who appeared on Raw last night without being told.

[Kane Knight]

...You think that WCW should have sued Marvel, because of that super hero that rips of Mysterio...

[Kane Knight]

...You refer to any black guy you meet as a "charismatic young man."

[Kane Knight]

You remember that Kane killed Abel, but wonder what federation he wrestled for.

[John la Rock]

You think that the Romans got the "thumbs up", "thumbs down" thing from Batista

[Chavo Classic]

You wonder if it would hurt jumping off that balcony up there.

[The Dub]

You get in the middle of the dance floor at a club and do the Spinerooni.
When you're going down on a girl, you do Rock's Lalalalalala-OW!