Randy Orton on the cover of a gay magazine?

[KingofOldSchool]

Based on reports out of New Zealand it would appear that Randy Orton is
going to be on the cover on Gay Express Magazine, which I'm sure he is
not happy about, but I guess that's what they call karma... The cover
will feature a title of "Feeling Randy? - Is the WWE courting gay fans?"
with a full page article inside on the subject that includes an
interview with Findlay Martin of Power Slam Magazine, with pictures of
Orton, John Cena, Mark Jindrak, Rene Dupree and Shelton Benjamin. Credit: Observer Newsletter

*insert joke here*

[Tornado]

Can they do that without asking permission of the wrestler/WWE?

[James Steele]

:rofl:

Hey LC, I know what I am getting you for your birthday!

[Loose Cannon]

:naughty:

[BigDaddyCool]

I told you Orton was gay.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO!!! I'll bet they'll use that infamous towel pic. :lol:

[Gone Mad]

LOL! I thought the funniest thing about this thread was what said in the first post: *insert joke here*. It seemed like a dirty comment in my mind, but anyways..

Oh, and yea, Orton is gay. He is FLLLLammming! That towel pic is just... eww.

[Mayo]

This would be career suicide for Orton since he would lose like 99% of his fanbase of young teenage girls (with bisexual women and Splaya being his only fans left).

[KingofOldSchool]

I know the next movie parody the WWE could do...

American Pie 2

Orton could be Stifler
Jindrak could be the guy who fucked Stifler's mom
Shelton Benjamin could be the kid who fucked the apple pie

Then Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson could be the two bisexual chicks that got the guys to make out with each other.

The end of the parody could have Orton take off his pants offering to "Take one for the team."

[Nowhere Man]

Wow, just.....wow.

Orton's "Legend Killing" is extending beyond the ring, apparently, since he's the first WWE superstar to finally try to top HBK's appearance in Playgirl.

[James Steele]

Do you guys mean this Randy Orton Towel pic?


http://img212.exs.cx/img212/8777/ortonqueer5xw.jpg

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Edit: I am not gay.







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[SuperSlim]

this is quite some news... I'm speechless right now.

[Kane Knight]

Do you guys mean this Randy Orton Towel pic?


http://img212.exs.cx/img212/8777/ortonqueer5xw.jpg

First off, MAN is he small from the waist down. Get a feeling the towel's only there because "it's cold out?"

Second, ANY magazine Orton's on the cover of is a gay magazine.

Third, The WWE/F has courted homosexuals for 20 years. Shawn Michaels. The Hardy Boyz. DX (Come on, the fuckers wanted to do their opponents DAW GEE STYLE!). Oily guys in speedoes. The fact that so many of these guys WAX should be a big fucking clue here, people. Goldust. And this is only relatively recently.

[Loose Cannon]

Nah, what are you talking about Kane Knight, the WWE never made there chracters gay until recently really.

http://www.geocities.com/edshaft2/other/pics/adonis.jpg

:shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Rico.

Billy & Chuck

The original Gorgeous George

Lenny Lane and Lodi

Kwee-Wee

[James Steele]

too bad some of those are WCW characters KoOS.

[Kane Knight]

Let's not forget the Rock. Those 600 dollar shirts? His obsession with sticking things up people's asses?

I hear he got busted for Felching Michael Jackson a while back too.

[SuperSlim]

Orton just wants to reach out and touch everyone, not just the little 15 year old girls that still cheer for him.

[Kane Knight]

Rico.

Billy & Chuck

The original Gorgeous George

Lenny Lane and Lodi

Kwee-Wee
If we're including WCW characters, there's also Sting. He didn't speak much because WCW encouraged him to hide his lissssssssssp.

[James Steele]

:rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Oh yeah, and Haas is gayer than Orton. He looks like the Mister Peepers Dude from SNL, he frosts his hair, and he's tagged with Rico AND Bobcore.

[Kane Knight]

Not to mention LAnce Storm. It's well known that gays are better endowed than straights.

Which is why I tell girls I'm "Bisexual from the waist down."

[RGWhat316]

LOL, thats probably embarrasing. But maybe they got their inspiration from Orton's match against Tomko in Japan. Orton got "knocked out" again, so he kept pulling on Tomko's tights trying to expose him. It was like a :wtf: moment.

But then again, it's New Zealand. How many people can really find out?

[McLegend]

But then again, it's New Zealand. How many people can really find out?
How about every Wrestling fan that has acces to the internet

[Savio]

Yeah RGW that was very gay.

[RGWhat316]

I actually meant, who's gonna see it? I'm not gonna go look for it.

[James Steele]

Originally Posted By RGWhat316
I actually meant, who's gonna see it? I'm not gonna go look for it.

:wave:






:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Not me. That would be sick.

Besides, Edge is hotter.

[Xero]

How about every Wrestling fan that has acces to the internet
So I guess Randy will be safe when Brock returns...

[Kane Knight]

So I guess Randy will be safe when Brock returns...
And the Coyote will finally catch the Roadrunner.

[Ruien]

So that is why he got kicked out of Evolution...

[TerranRich]

He tried to play the Game.

:shifty:

[The Answer]

The curse of being good looking. The ladies love ya but the gay guys love you to :lol:

[Kane Knight]

So that is why he got kicked out of Evolution...
For being better endowed than the game?

Stephanie MecMahon: Hey Randy, I hear you're hung like a Q-Tip...

Hunter: THAT'S IT!

[Kane Knight]

The curse of being good lppking. The ladies love ya but the gay guys love you to :lol:
When you look like Orton, I think the women are secondary.