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Fignuts
03-10-2005, 02:26 PM
Anyone else notice how big it is? Big fuckin forehead. Could land a 747 on that thing. Almost makes me not want to boink her. Nah, I'd just tell her to wear a wig.

Gimme some more forehead jokes people.
Kane Knight
03-10-2005, 02:42 PM
At least she's not Steph.

It's only her FOREHEAD you're landing in...
SuperSlim
03-10-2005, 02:43 PM
I was wondering if anyone was gonna mention the size of red's forehead.
The Show Off
03-10-2005, 03:19 PM
I never noticed she had a fivehead.
MVP
03-10-2005, 03:24 PM
Yeah, I think this belongs in casual.
Fignuts
03-10-2005, 03:30 PM
Yeah, I think this belongs in casual.

Yeah but if I put it there people will whine that it belongs in the wrestling forum.

If you want you can appeal to trips to make this in its own forum. I'll have your back.
Deceit
03-10-2005, 04:26 PM
I noticed it a while ago. Her ass makes up for the forehead issue though ;)
Marcyo
03-10-2005, 08:20 PM
wtf, that forehead is why she looks like a dog. thanks for making me realise that fignuts :y:
SuperSlim
03-10-2005, 10:35 PM
well big forehead = big ass.
Mayo
03-10-2005, 10:38 PM
I always realized the forehead, but she is still pretty hot.
SuperSlim
03-10-2005, 10:39 PM
til you see her nekkid
The Answer
03-10-2005, 10:41 PM
Im more interested in her mouth and certain others parts to notice her forehead :D
#1-norm-fan
03-11-2005, 01:31 AM
When I posted my pic here a while back, people said I had a huge forhead.

It is destiny for the huge foreheads to come together. She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine.
PullMyFinger
03-11-2005, 01:46 AM
Oh well, she's still hot and that's all that matters.
Hired Hitman
03-11-2005, 02:32 AM
I'd like to land something on her Forehead.
Cool King
03-11-2005, 04:19 AM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/c/christyhemme/05.jpghttp://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/c/christyhemme/02.jpg
asphyXy
03-11-2005, 04:31 AM
Looks like she's going bald or something. How the fuck is she considered attractive?
TerranRich
03-11-2005, 09:38 AM
Klingons must find her damn sexy.
M. Banana
03-11-2005, 09:43 AM
I'd still fucking fuck it.
McDoogle
03-11-2005, 09:52 AM
Yea I dont think shes attractive at all.
Kane Knight
03-11-2005, 10:35 AM
Looks like she's going bald or something. How the fuck is she considered attractive?
Not everyone here thinks that Maiden's frontman is "soooo hot."
SuperSlim
03-11-2005, 10:48 AM
dang I didn't realize how freakin huge her forehead was until those pics were shown.
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
03-11-2005, 11:02 AM
Come on guys, it's not that bad.

http://img151.exs.cx/img151/221/bigforehead0si.jpg
Bo
03-11-2005, 11:13 AM
Wise man say "your not looking at the mantel while your poking at the fire".
asphyXy
03-12-2005, 04:00 PM
Not everyone here thinks that Maiden's frontman is "soooo hot."
I wish your replies were pertinent to something, because all I can do is post this: :|
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 04:56 PM
I wish your replies were pertinent to something, because all I can do is post this: :|
Just come clean. You want to have babies with Bruce.
Ruien
03-12-2005, 05:04 PM
To everyone that thinks she is not attractive I got a question for you. Have you people just been masterbating your whole life infront of the computer, looking at models? Their is no way that any person can not find her attractive. I know ima get flamed, but I don't care, you prob never got any in your life or well at least not from anyone that looks like her. This is to the people who said she is not hot, this is not to everyone.
Marcyo
03-12-2005, 05:12 PM
To everyone that thinks she is not attractive I got a question for you. Have you people just been masterbating your whole life infront of the computer, looking at models? Their is no way that any person can not find her attractive. I know ima get flamed, but I don't care, you prob never got any in your life or well at least not from anyone that looks like her. This is to the people who said she is not hot, this is not to everyone.

Someone please translate that in english.
Ruien
03-12-2005, 05:34 PM
Your one of them so yes you will flame me. Oh well to bad I don't care about being flamed lol.
Scarface
03-12-2005, 05:39 PM
The first thing I said when I saw her was about the forehead. Plus she is fugly.
James Steele
03-12-2005, 05:54 PM
Originally Posted By Marcyo
Someone please translate that in english.



:love:

JamesSteele's Translation Of The Original Post By Ruien:

I have a question to all the people who say she (Christy Hemme) is not attractive. Have you been pathetic (like me) and just masturbated constantly to models (I enjoy male models, but to each their own I suppose). There is more to being attractive that looking like the models you masturbate too. I know I will get flamed (or insulted in a translation of this post), but I don't care because none of you have ever gotten any (unlike me and that huge throbbing cock in my ass) and I am sure they didn't look as "attractive" as her (Christy Hemme). This is directed toward those who don't find her (Christy Hemme) attractive.

Figured you (Ruien) would have learned the first time.
SuperSlim
03-12-2005, 06:18 PM
To everyone that thinks she is not attractive I got a question for you. Have you people just been masterbating your whole life infront of the computer, looking at models? Their is no way that any person can not find her attractive. I know ima get flamed, but I don't care, you prob never got any ... well at least not from anyone that looks like her. This is to the people who said she is not hot, this is not to everyone.

I agree with that bolded statement. They've been hotter and better lookin.
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 07:52 PM
Translated:

To everyone that thinks that [Chrissy] is not attractive I have a question for you: Have you people just been sitting your whole life in fromt of a computer, masturbating to models? Don't you know it's cheaper to jerk off to the girl next door?


There is no way that any person can not find her attractive. I know I will get flamed, but I don't care. You probably never got any [Sex] in your life (at least not from anyone that looks like her). Ironically, I like to rant at people over the internet typing like a 5 year old, while accusing them of never having sex.
I even fixed your retarded typing.
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 07:52 PM
:love:



Figured you (Ruien) would have learned the first time.
Mine was better.

Now say it...You know you wanna.
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
03-12-2005, 07:56 PM
I should take heed of the picture posted below.
http://img239.exs.cx/img239/3711/thinkb4upost2on.jpg
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 07:57 PM
Okay, so let's bottom line this:

Ruein is complaining that people have different standards than he does, as though there is only one opinion on how people look. For some reason, even though he seems to like to flame people online, he thinks he reflects this singular worldview, instead of the sexual deviant who subscribes to www.momsusedpanties.com . He also believes he's "had sex." I'm not sure if farm animals count, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. He believes that those who disagree with him have not. This being the internet, I'm inclined to agree with him, but not because they think Chrissy's ugly. More because I'm still not sure farm animals count. And I DAMN WELL know sock puppets don't count. :shifty:
SuperSlim
03-12-2005, 08:03 PM
everytime you lay down the bottom line I learn something
James Steele
03-12-2005, 08:06 PM
March 12,2005


Dear Ruien,



I am typing this with a heavy heart. My heart longs to tell you how I really feel, but if I do it will change our relationship drastically. However, I can not hold in my true feelings any longer. My dearest Ruien I wrote you a poem about these feelings I have for you.






Ruien my friend. Our relationship can never end.
Our hearts are heavy with pain, but this will be our eternal gain.
I saw you with that porky bitch. I hope she have your nuts a burning itch.
I'll see you when I teach you a class...



NOW SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
03-12-2005, 08:09 PM
I am proud of that avatar, James. Definitely one of my finest. :cool:
Mr. Nerfect
03-12-2005, 08:10 PM
To everyone that thinks she is not attractive I got a question for you. Have you people just been masterbating your whole life infront of the computer, looking at models? Their is no way that any person can not find her attractive. I know ima get flamed, but I don't care, you prob never got any in your life or well at least not from anyone that looks like her. This is to the people who said she is not hot, this is not to everyone.

Anyone who thinks she is unattractive has never had sex? How do you draw that conclusion?

I personally don't think she's that great. She doesn't have a purpose on WWE TV, and she's not that attractive, in my opinion. I'd take Gail Kim over Christy Hemme anyday.
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 08:15 PM
March 12,2005


Dear Ruien,



I am typing this with a heavy heart. My heart longs to tell you how I really feel, but if I do it will change our relationship drastically. However, I can not hold in my true feelings any longer. My dearest Ruien I wrote you a poem about these feelings I have for you.






Ruien my friend. Our relationship can never end.
Our hearts are heavy with pain, but this will be our eternal gain.
I saw you with that porky bitch. I hope she have your nuts a burning itch.
I'll see you when I teach you a class...



NOW SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
:love:
SuperSlim
03-12-2005, 09:32 PM
I'm just curious why are we continuin to talk about her gigantic forehead when her butt looks not too shabby
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 09:44 PM
Honestly, I'm with you. My eyes rarely get up that high...

...Except in those playboy pictures. They've actually managed to make snatch look boring.
SuperSlim
03-12-2005, 10:15 PM
well in those pictures they looked at it all but out of it all there weas really only one thing that looked nice.
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 10:34 PM
well in those pictures they looked at it all but out of it all there weas really only one thing that looked nice.
Which was? :?:
SuperSlim
03-12-2005, 10:39 PM
whoa I think I was thinkin of another chick when I was typin that. my bad :$

But Christy's best asset has to be her ass
Shadow
03-12-2005, 10:40 PM
She has a forehead? I usually stop at breast level.
ilt_undertaker
03-12-2005, 10:47 PM
Im waitin for the day she falls on her face from the way she skips down to the ring
SuperSlim
03-12-2005, 10:54 PM
that would be the best thing to happen. when she trips.

and what's up with the stoppin at breast level? that's the thing that girls grow tired of. They don't want you stoppin there, look up at her eyes, look at all of her.
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 11:24 PM
Women have eyes?????
SuperSlim
03-12-2005, 11:31 PM
well it depends on which set of eyes you lookin at
Kane Knight
03-12-2005, 11:34 PM
Yeah. High beams or low beams.
tucsonspeed6
03-13-2005, 01:39 PM
I think what made her the most attractive was when she was in the Diva Search thing and she licked the cow shit off of an old boot and poured herself a nice warm glass of Tommy Dreamer's vomit while lighting a Buddhist monk on fire. Hotness!
Anybody Thrilla
03-13-2005, 07:37 PM
I like how her ass eats pie. That, you just can't teach.
Chavo Classic
03-14-2005, 01:33 PM
I like how her ass eats pie. That, you just can't teach.

How do you learn to fall off a twenty foot ladder (and eat pie with your ass)?
Anybody Thrilla
03-14-2005, 01:36 PM
It's amazing, the risk these superstars put themselves at for our entertainment. Hell, she could've gotten Crust Butt from that stunt, but she risked it for US! God bless Christy Hemme and the USA alike!
Xero
03-14-2005, 01:36 PM
I like how her ass eats pie. That, you just can't teach.
Actually, maybe Lita tried to teach her how to eat pie 'sexily', but she botched it...
Chavo Classic
03-14-2005, 01:43 PM
It's amazing, the risk these superstars put themselves at for our entertainment. Hell, she could've gotten Crust Butt from that stunt

LOL.

I've just checked the FFC wesb-site and apparently 25,000 kids die every year from crust-butt imitating what they have saw on WWE television.
Anybody Thrilla
03-14-2005, 01:46 PM
Actually, maybe Lita tried to teach her how to eat pie 'sexily', but she botched it...

Yeah right, her ass is the sexiest part about her. She was right on the money with that one....you know, besides the whole jamming a pie up there.