SmackDown Captions 5/10/05

[M. Banana]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown7.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown5.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown1.jpg


Sorry there aren't that many, I couldn't get the rest. :-\

[M. Banana]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg
Jordan: You know what this reminds me of JBL?
JBL: What's that, son?
Jordan: You're career.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg
Jeff Hardy, eat your heart out.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown1.jpg
The crowd went crazy when John Cena proceeded to take a peanut headed dump out of his shoulders.

[El Santo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg
In one of the most memorable heel moments of all time, JBL kills Oscar the Grouch.

[Xero]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg
JBL: I've heard of throwing your voice, but throwing your explosive diarrhea!?
Vince: SORRY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown5.jpg
Random fan: Hey, the Bashams can pull it off, why don't they switch when they tag up?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown4.jpg
Heidenreich (Seconds earlier): EWW! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! KILL THE SPIDER!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg
The Undertaker: The Triple H of SmackDown!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg
Kurt: Wooooo-... Is that a... IT IS! IT'S A SEVERED LEG!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown1.jpg
Promotion for The Marine has already started, as John Cena saves Teddy Long.

[Kane Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown8.jpg

I have no caption for this, I just want to celebrate tHE DEATH OF THAT UGLY ASS TITLE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown7.jpg

JBL: EBONYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND IVORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OJ: Okay, John, you're running the campaign themes a little thin.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

Mini-Kane announced his presence.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown5.jpg


Instead of the traditional rings, the newlyweds exchanged gaudy belts.

(Is it me, or are they holding hands?)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown4.jpg

The Puppet Master laughed maniacally as she forced Booker and Johnny to battle to the death.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg

"Dis...Dis eez not cool."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

Angle was a little too proud that the stick up his ass had been replaced.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown1.jpg

Cena was pissed off when the cabinet resorted to throwing crash test dummies at him.

[Kane Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

I'm telling you, it was THIS big...

[Hired Hitman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

JBL the rich super villian was an interesting switch... ploting doom... controling the world :-\

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg

That speaks for itself really.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg Crikey!

[Gone Mad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg
Unfortunately, M, C, and A were nowhere to be seen in this picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg
Carlito (thinking): So this is what everyone sees before their push is ov--- ** ILLEGAL MOVE'D!**

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg
Gangrel made his return to SD!, this time to beg for change.

[El Santo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg
Carlito (thinking): So this is what everyone sees before their push is ov--- ** ILLEGAL MOVE'D!**


Heh heh heh.

[Kane Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg
Carlito (thinking): So this is what everyone sees before their push is ov--- ** ILLEGAL MOVE'D!**

ADDENDUM: Damn, must be cold out.

[Blue Demon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown4.jpg
Kid in Backround: Everytime someone gets it with a chair, I will do a 5 second pose.

[Fignuts]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown8.jpg

Against the advice of his peers, Vince awards the U.S. title to the 7-up guy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown7.jpg

JBL was too busy celebrating to notice the Repo man come in and steal his wallet.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

JBL was not fooled by John Cena's booby trap. Bob the security gaurd however....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown5.jpg

Unfortunatly, JBL and Orlando's celebration ceremony did not go as planned, as the audience diverted their attention to the giant tap dancing yeti on the stage.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown4.jpg

Booker T, beleiving Heidenreich to be the recently escaped mental patient, takes him out with a well placed chairshot. Meanwhile, the true escapee, hidden in the audience, searches for an escape.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown3.jpg

The "Hot Gay Action" angle did not take off as well as HLA did before it.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

Claiming that he can make anyone look good inthe ring, no matter how stiff, Kurt Angle challenged a ladder to a one-on-one iron man match. Here, he is pictured attempting a victory roll.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown1.jpg

John Cena: You've crossed me for the last time, Mr. Peanut!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

While the fire was a nice touch, the WWE wasn't sold on JBL's prototype of a portable, single serving gas chamber.

[Gouda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown8.jpg
OJ: This one's for you Michael! I know you're innocent!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown7.jpg
JBL tried to grow another JBLout of himself but something went horribly wrong and he ended up with that instead.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg
Inanimate Wrestling Entertainment! It gets more time than the Cruserweight division! Pictured here is Trash Can versus Steps. The Trash Can is Hulking up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown4.jpg
Guy in Orange Shirt in Crowd: Damn. Maybe I am criminally insane. I broke out of prison to come to SMACKDOWN?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg
Angle: So I was excreting waste one day, sitting like this, and then with some effort... BAM! This big! And I did it with a broken freakin' neck! Whoo!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown1.jpg
Teddy reaches out for his shoes, his best friends, in this moment of danger.

Seriously. Anyone notice how Long looks down to his shoes after every other sentence he says? Almost like...they're talkin' to him...

[Crashnburn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

Kurt Angle waited for the applause from the crowd after shitting out a seven foot tall ladder.





Smackdown Captions 5/10/05

:?:

[M. Banana]

Crap.. my bad.

[Kane Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

OJ: Hey Boss?

JBL: What now?

OJ: Are crosses supposed to burn that fast?

[Kane Knight]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/09.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/10.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/12.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/15.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/16.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/17.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/18.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/19.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg

[McDoogle]

Holy fuck Cena is ripped.

[Kane Knight]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/09.jpg

Booker T hits himself in the groin with a chair.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/10.jpg

"Is the WWE Courting Gay fans?"


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/12.jpg

"For the last time, playa, I'm going to tell you...Stop using the 'N' word!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/15.jpg

Mysterio's new finisher, the "gas Mask."


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/16.jpg

JBL: And if you invest bonds right now...

Rey: I'm in the middle of something here.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/17.jpg

The WWE had taken it too far in asking Cena to carry the roster.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/18.jpg

Hemerroids...

-OR-

Cena's Batista impression.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/19.jpg

In Jim Carrey's amazing Heel Turn, he reveals that the fire inspector has abused steroids.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg

This photo doesn't even NEED a caption.

However...

OJ relieves some of JBL's "tension" while Bradshaw distracs the audience with something shiny.

[Kane Knight]

Incidentally, here's how I snagged those photos:

The preview thumbnails are named just like the big photos, except they have _thumb after the number.

Example:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/15_thumb.jpg

All you need to do is delete the _thumb to make it this:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/15.jpg

And the pic will show up.

So you just right click the thumbnail of the first one and copy the image location. In fact, if you start with the first one, you can re-use the same URL and just change the number (16, 17, etc.).

[Kane Knight]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/16.jpg

Also:

Eddie is so talented he manages to steal Mysterio's wallet from afar...

[Gouda]

Tonight on Secrets revealed:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/18.jpg
Cena: Roids?! I ain't on roids I tell you! I am shocked at these accusations. Behold my "in shock" face.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg
JBL: Me? A younger Vince McMahon brought into the present via a "Time Machine"? I am in disbelief at these accusations. Behold my "in disbelief" face.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/19.jpg
Cena: Dammit, whose making this stuff up?! It can be clearly seen I ain't on roids and JBL ain't a time traveller.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown8.jpg
OJ: It was I! I did it all! I did it for The Ro-

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/09.jpg
Booker T: Make that joke again and I kill you.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/17.jpg
Cena: Screw this. You're gonna pay OJ! Right JBL? ......JBL?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/15.jpg
JBL: Uhhh... what? Sorry... I got... ummm... sidetracked.

[Dave Youell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg
To show of his superiority to the rest of the lockeroom, Angle swallowed a ladder then then shat if out live in the ring to prove that he's still the man

Or

Even though the action is directly infront of them most of the fans were still too lazy and watched whatever the titantron told them to watch

[Dave Youell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

JBL: Hows out new rang of action figures with Pyro going?
Jordan: Pretty good sir, this is our Kane prototype

[Dave Youell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown8.jpg

WTF? There's an expiry date on the back of this, it says best before Cena jobs it

[Dave Youell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown7.jpg

Hey there's one on yours as well JBL, best Before JBL Jobs to Cena?

[PorkSoda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown8.jpg

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Africa, he is the United States champion, Sakooda Looda!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown7.jpg

Things were going very well for JBL and Orlando Jordan until Mortal Kombat's Sub Zero came and was about to shoot them with his trademark freeze-ball.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

Apparerently, Oscar didn't like it when you took off the lid.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg

Vince: I want you to learn a new move.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

And the first ever "Glue Your Balls To The Ladder" match is off to a great start.

[M. Banana]

I was drinking Coke and now it's all over the monitor.

[Innovator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

Kurt: Hey Chioda, can you look up Ladder up ass in the medical dictionary?
Chioda: Why?
Kurt: TIMES A FACTOR MAN!

[M. Banana]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Gone Mad]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/18.jpg
Cena: FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS!!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/09.jpg
Booker: Random Pac-Man's back.... SUCKA!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/10.jpg
I didn't know Maven was on SD! now... hmm...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg
And now, an impression of George W. Bush in math class.

[Innovator]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/10.jpg
I didn't know Maven was on SD! now... hmm...

wwe is neat: dropkick

[Altar of Helmsley]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown2.jpg

Kurt: Hey Chioda, can you look up Ladder up ass in the medical dictionary?
Chioda: Why?
Kurt: TIMES A FACTOR MAN!

:rofl:

Family guy

[Altar of Helmsley]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg

The flaming trash can distracted everyone long enough for the security guard to take a wizz in the corner

[Drakul]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg
In one of the most memorable heel moments of all time, JBL kills Oscar the Grouch.
Lol, you stole my thoughts!

[El Santo]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/19.jpg

This one time, in wrestling camp...

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/index.jsp

[Savio]

Some one put this up I don't know how:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/index.jsp

[Kane Knight]

Some one put this up I don't know how:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/index.jsp
It's already been put up in the first post you fucking moron.

[Gouda]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/18.jpg
Cena: FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS!!!!
:rofl:

Actually made me laugh out loud. :y:

[Savio]

Nah KK I'm talkin bout the one with the pipe

[Savio]

F'ed up

[Dave Youell]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/19.jpg

Hulk Mad, Hulk Smash

[Kane Knight]

Nah KK I'm talkin bout the one with the pipe
Also already up.

As is an explanation of how to put the photos up.

As is yo mama.

[M. Banana]

I don't get it.

[Savio]

Also already up.

As is an explanation of how to put the photos up.

As is yo mama.No there one where he's in the jersy....damn I'll do it myself.....the hard way

[Savio]

http://img146.exs.cx/img146/8129/c507yn.png

[Kane Knight]

http://img146.exs.cx/img146/8129/c507yn.png
John Cena: Leather for Lovers

[BatistaBomb]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/09.jpg
A glimpse into booker t's future gimmick....Booker:It's Not My Fault SUCKAAAA

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown5.jpg
JBL:How Long Do I Have To Keep This Fake Smile And Act Like I Like This Fool
OJ:Dear God Please Strike JBL Down

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/12.jpg
Teddy:Now Playa I'm Gonna Tell You For The Last Time The Yankees Are Gonna Win It All This Year

To Which Cena Replied With This
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown1.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/16.jpg
JBL:Have A Seat Rey You Look Tired

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg
JBL Was Just Informed He Will Be In A New WWE Film Titled A Very Young Night In Which He Will Play The Lover Of Mae Young

[Cool King]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/09.jpg
This was Booker T's reaction to hearing that Randy Orton thinks he could actually beat The Undertaker at WrestleMania 21.

[Kane Knight]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg

"Hey JBL, did you know that Iraq wasn't behind 9-11?"

[M. Banana]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/smackdown/photos/031005/images/20.jpg
The realization that he would be jobbing the title to Cena hit him all too hard.

[Chavo Classic]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/smackdown6.jpg
In one of the most memorable heel moments of all time, JBL kills Oscar the Grouch.


:rofl: