Wrestlers Diaries: Stories Never Told

[Loose Cannon]

Here's a new thing I came up with. Pretend you're any wrestler right now and write diary entries for that particular wrestler. The entries to go through any kind of time period you want. You can do it for a week, a month, couple of months, a year or so on

CHRIS MASTERS


2/28/05:

10 am. Debut on Raw tonight. Real excited. Still don't know how to take a bump. Will learn by tonight

3pm: Driving to arena. Heard I'm wrestling Stevie Richards. Should be fun. Don't know who Stevie Richards is.

6 pm: 3 hrs till Raw. Teaching myself how to closeline in the parking lot right now. Hurt my arm a little

8 pm: In the arena chatting with the boys. Seems like 30 other guys could have the same gimmick as me.

9:45 PM: Match is about to start. Never learned the closeline.

10:45 PM: Broke Steven Richards nose. Who knew I would need that closeline :-\


3/1/05

11 am: Front office called and yelled at me. Said I was going back to OVW tommorrow. Told them I'll try harder next time.


3 pm: Front office called and said I would be wrestling on RAW next week. Very excited.


3/7/05


1 PM: Forgot I was a wrestler and didn't train all week


5 PM: Watching "Secrets of Pro Wrestling" for some tips for tonight. These guys all talk in robot voices. Very scared.


9:35 PM: Ready for match. Vince told me if I sucked, I was gone.


3/20/05

8 am: Back in OVW again. Had a lot of fun in WWE

[Anybody Thrilla]

EDGE'S DIARY: KEEP OUT!

January 1st, 2005

Matt's New Year's Eve party reeked of awesomeness! Even though we hardly drink, we decided to throw it all down and get stinko just for the hell of it. A lot of cool people. Never knew Amy was such a party animal.


March 9th, 2005

Whoops.

[loopydate]

GLEN JACOBS

June 28, 1998 (Pittsburgh, PA)

8:00 AM Tonight's the night! Big first blood match tonight. My first real title shot on PPV. Can't wait.

12:00 PM Arrived at the arena, everyone's really supportive. Stephanie wished me luck.

5:00 PM Went over the match finish with Steve and the bosses. Looks like everything's going smoothly.

11:00 PM Dear Diary, I did it! I'm the WWF World Champion! I can't believe it! Look how much I've overcome.

11:35 PM Stephanie congratulated me. She's so nice. Told me she's having "a little get-together" at her hotel room tonight. That'll be cool. Heard she got a nice suite.

June 29, 1998 (Pittsburgh, PA)

8:00 AM Man, is my back sore.

8:15 AM Is somebody knocking at the door?

8:16 AM "Sorry, Vince! I didn't know!"

8:17 AM "A rematch with Steve? Yeah, should be a great match, boss."

8:18 AM "Why are you laughing?"

[Gouda]

Renee Dupree: Secret Confessions

March 8, 2005:

JBL felt me up in the shower again. To tell the truth I'm getting kind of used to it. In fact, I think I'm even starting to enjoy it. :$ Once I got out, Bob Holly beat on me again. I don't know how he can be so cruel. :'(

Fifi bit me again.

[Loose Cannon]

Stevie Richards

2/28/05

6am Up bright and early after hearing I would be wrestling on Raw. Eating a healthy breakfast. Going on a 10 mile run in 2 hours.


1 PM Watching old footage of myself to see what I want to use in my match tonight and to learn from old mistakes.


4 PM Heard I was putting Chris Masters over. It feels good to help out the young kids.


7 PM Going over my match with management. Think I saw Masters running into cars in parking lot earlier.

9 PM Raw is starting. Said hi to Chris, but never waived back. Don't think he saw me.


9:30 I'm on next. Finally getting an oppurtunity again. Hope to be on Raw again next week as well. Wish me Luck.


10:46 In the emergency room. Broke my nose due to Chris Masters trying to preform a closeline. Instead he smashed my face with all his might.

3/1/05

11 PM: Told I'd be Out for 7 months.

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO at loopy. That's how you do it

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ahhh....I see what you did there, LC.

[loopydate]

ROCHELLE LOEWEN

3/10/05

Randy called me today to apologize (finally!) He seemed genuinely upset that he had hurt my feelings. Seems like a sweet guy. Maybe he's just hanging around bad influences?

3/11/05

Talked to Randy again. Maybe I'm sensing some chemistry there? He is kinda cute...

3/12/05

The girls were, like, trying to warn me about Randy tonight. Whatev. Everybody deserves a second chance, right?

3/13/05

Date set for tomorrow night. Can't wait.

3/14/05

Randy came by my house to pick me up. What a sweetheart. He even brought me a new purse. But here's the best part: it was full of fudge! OMG! Best. Date. EVER!

[Lara Emily]

Secret Diary of one Paul Eulysius Heyman

Date: The Day ECW Officially Folded

10:15am: Got a call from my creditors telling me I had to fold ECW. Quite sad.

11:45am: Told all the boys, we had one last group hug, felt really nice to be in their muscular arms

2:45pm: Spent the last 3 hours in the ECW arena saying my goodbyes, really gonna miss the place.

3:45pm: Called some of my former boys invited them over to my place for Toast to ECW Party in my basement. I have such a cool basement

4:45pm: Got home, Mom is mad, sent me to my room, said she'd talk to me later

5:45pm: I so have the worst mother ever!!!! She grounded me for a month, she said I wasn't fiscally responsible, whatever that means.

6:00pm: Called all the boys, told them the party was off because my mom was being a total spaz.

7:45pm: Got a call from Taz, he wanted to hang out, told him I was grounded. Stupid mom

8:45pm: Got a call from Rhino, couldn't totally understand what he was saying. It was something like:

"Been F%^& fun working with you, you're one awesome motherf^&#er, been a f^&*ing blast, sorry I wasn't around earler too busy f@#ing this hot piece of @$$, hey want to hang out tonight? We could go and find some hot %^&$s and go Joel Gertner on them, wouldn't that be f&%$ing blast?

8:46pm : Told Rhino the same thing I told Taz.

8:47pm: "That's f%&ing bullsh&%, you shouldn't f&^#ing have to take that from some old b*&%" was all he said before hanging up the phone. *sigh* Rhino is so mysterious.

10:45pm: I'm like so bored, being stuck in this house so sucks!!!! Think I'm gonna make some tacos

11:20pm: Tacos sucked.

11:35pm: Made more Tacos, this time I took them to the EXTREME!

11:45pm: Kinda getting tired, think I'll get some sleep, I need my beauty rest afterall.

[Dave Youell]

PAUL LONDON

01/02/05: On Velocity facing Akio again, just to make things interesting this time we did the whole match blindfolded, still hit every spot as I work with him like all the time. Put on a great match and i think i heard 2 or 3 people cheer me, made me feel good

02/02/05: Had a meeting and asked about this push they promised me, they said they couldn't because Kidman broke Chavo's brain (man I hate kidman)

03/02/05: went back to Vince and begged for a push, Vince finally agreed, he was laughing for some reason, but told me to go and see wardrobe about a new look, SWEET!

04/02/05: I am the warrior, feel the warrior, be the warrior ahhhhhhhhh

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at it's most tested point - Warrior Wisdom

[Cool King]

The diary of “Carlito Caribbean Cool”

Date:10/07/04

7:00am:Woke Up and had a nutritious breakfast today,but I didn't eat all of it because I can't wait for SmackDown! my debut! :-)

8:45am:Reached the arena today to practice for my match with John Cena,met him and he seems nice,but I think I might like him too much :S

12:30pm:Training has started!

1:00pm:Trained for what to do in the match and Johns skin felt silky smooth. after that me and the boys had lunch,yummy!

3:30pm:Met some other guys and I have to say,Bob "Hardcore" Holly looks very buff so I told him and he didn't take it very well but for some reason he says I have to pay something.

7:30pm:This is it,my debut is now and I'm going to win my first Title-The U.S Title and I think everyone will like me,It's just like starting school!

9:30pm:I did it,my first SmackDown! and I think I did it pretty well. I can't wait to get into the shower with the other boys especially John!

[Anybody Thrilla]

When did all these people turn gay?

[Loose Cannon]

11:35pm: Made more Tacos, this time I took them to the EXTREME!

:lol:

[Xero]

Brock's Diary

3/14/04

5:35AM: I woke up and had breakfast. I'll tell you, that Evolution Cool Aid tastes funny...

7:58AM: I met up with Bill in the lobby and told him that I was going to leave WWE after our match to go to the NFL. He said that he's leaving too, but we should still have a great match.

10:50AM: I'm leaving for the arena now. I still haven't told Vince that I'll be leaving after tonight.

3:36PM: I finally got to MSG after some ass on a cell phone wouldn't move his car... I got out of my car to talk to him, and he was wearing pink, so I punched him. I just sped off and left him bleeding. I was arrested about five blocks away and Vince had to bail me out...

4:30PM: Well, I finally told Vince that I would be leaving for the NFL. He wasn't exactly happy, but told me that if I have a great match with Goldberg, that I could come back anytime.

4:37: I asked Bill if he planned on returning to the WWE, and he said no. So I told him lets go out there and teach Vince a lesson. I told him that we should fuck up one of his biggest matches of the night. He agreed.

6:30PM: Almost time for WrestleMania to go live!

9:15PM: Almost show time... Bill and I went over our three spots... If we're going to fuck up one of the biggest matches of the night, we might as well do it in style.

9:53PM: Man, that was a bad match... It worked out perfectly, but the fucking INTERNET fans found out that I was leaving and tore into me. That hurt me... Uh oh, Vince is coming...

11:30PM: Vince yelled at me for an hour straight about fucking up his match and I just smiled. He threw me out of the building. I can't wait to go to the NFL and finally be able to get this wrestling shit behind me!



12/18/04
Well, after my football career has flopped, I've decided to call Vince. I called him about a half an hour ago, but he wasn't there.

1/15/05
I keep calling Vince, but he doesn't answer. I don't know why...

2/23/05
If Vince isn't going to take me back, I'm going to go to NWA:TNA...

2/24/05
Well, I found out that I had a clause in my contract that states that I can't work for any other fight group for 10 years. I need to do something about this...

2/27/05 (The date is off, I know.)
I've filed a suite against WWE. I guess I never should have signed that contract...

3/8/05
I called Vince again and asked him if I could come back again. I got no response.

3/14/05
God how I wish I never fucked myself over... Not in a gay way, but you know...

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO :y:

[Chavo Classic]

Diary of Hardcore Holly.

All work and no play makes Bob a dull boy.
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All work and no play makes Bob a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bob a dull boy.

[MVP]

Paul Heyman's WWE Diary

11/22/04

3 PM: Finished the booking for this week's Smackdown. Should be great, got some crusierweight matches, Cena does a freestyle about the U.S. title, and the genesis of Eddie Guerrero's push to the WWE Title begins.

4 PM: Meeting with the rest of the writers. Presented my booking plans to the rest of the staff. Stephanie had some things to say about my ideas, and tried to convince me hers were better. Some other writer stuck up for my ideas. Stephanie looked a little pissed.

11/23/04

12 PM: Another booking meeting. Found out the guy who spoke up for me was fired.

2 PM: Private meeting with Stephanie and Brian Gerwitz to come up with a compromise in the booking for tonight's Smackdown. We worked out a plan that combined both our ideas. Should be a good show.

11/24/04

10 AM: Smackdown was a disaster. No crusiers on the show, John Cena came out and made gay jokes about Micahel Cole, lots of stiff hoss matches, and JBL completely slaughtered Eddie and killed his push. Turned out Steph was lying and completely changed my plans around.

3 PM: Private meeting with Vince. Told him his princess was making all the wrong decisions. Vince got pissed off and told me that she's the boss.

11/27/04

11 AM: Meeting with the writers. Suggested that HHH drop the World title to Benoit. HHH was there and said Benoit was overrated, everyone else agreed.

12 AM: Was called into Vince's office. He told me to take some time off.

3/13/05

6 PM: Still waiting to go back to work.

[Innovator]

add on to MVP's


3/1/05
TNA called asking if I was free to meet with them...I told them I was washing my hair

[Xero]

Triple H's Diary

3/14/04

DIE CHRIS DIE!

3/15/04

CHRIS DIE CHRIS!

3/16/04

DIE CHRIS CHRIS!

8/15/04

DIE RANDY DIE!

8/16/04

RANDY DIE DIE!

9/12/04

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Note from Hunter: That was Ric, by the way...

4/3/05

DIE DAVE DIE!

[tucsonspeed6]

CHRISTY HEMME

3/13/05

I can't believe it! In just over two weeks I'm gonna wrestle for the Women's title! The girls are all excited because I'm supposed to win it too. Trish wasn't too excited though. She said that I need to learn some more moves. We worked a bit together, and she got frustrated because I couldn't learn some fancy "finisher" move called a "pen" or something like that. I told her we could maybe work around it, but she said that it was really important to the match.
I also went out signing autographs today. Some boys made me show them my underwear. I thought they were really into me, so I figured it couldn't hurt to flirt a little....so I ate a dead squirrel. They thought it was pretty hot I think.

3/14/05

I had to go to work again today. Some big muscly guys said something about a waste of $249,999.99. I don't know what that was all about. That's when Vince showed up and said "Hey, Rhyno, you dumb ape! I told you to pack your stuff and get out of here!" and then he saw me and told me that I was going to get a raise and that I have some more girls to hang out with backstage. I was so excited I thanked him by drinking my own urine.

3/19/05

Saturday! Finally! Tonight I went out with some of my co-workers. A really cute guy thought I was hot, and he complimented me by pooping in my gym bag! I think it's a match! We got together later that night and sat on some pies together! Then we started getting kinda frisky, so I told him that I thought I was ready for some REAL fun....but of course he needed some protection. So I helped him put on his hockey mask as I we took a dip in my huge vat of sheep intestines. And afterwards we shaved a dog and burnt its fur while I wiggled around in a shallow puddle of antifreeze. Let me tell you, diary, I think this guy is the one!

[James Steele]

:rofl: @ XeroLimit & TS6

[BlackDawn2024]

Vince McMahon's Diary:

3/14/04

Jesus Christ, I guess I HAVE to give the damn belt to what's his name. Jesus, don't they realize my son is deserving? I swear to god dear diary, I'm getting pissed off.


8/15/05

Alright, dear diary, I'm sick of that guy from Canada. I'm gonna give the belt to that Randy guy. Yeah. I think if I just put the belt on him, have my wonderful son beat the shit out of him on Raw, the fans will cheer him, right? I hope it works.


8/16/05

Tear. It didn't work, dear diary. I'm getting upset. Fuck it! I'll just put the belt back on my favorite person in the entire world.


Special Note from Triple H: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! Oh yesss!!! WORLD.........HEAVYWEIGHT.......CHAPIONSHIP....DEAR GOD I LOVE YOU!!!! OH YESSS!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shadow]

Surprised no one's done a Jeff Hardy one.....

[Bad Company]

Surprised no one's done a Jeff Hardy one.....
Jeff Hardy

2001-2005

ughhhhhhh

[Xero]

Lita's Diary

3/15/05
Dear diary, last night me and Adam went out again! It was so fun! He took me to a bus stop and told me he hated screwing dumb light bulbs or something... He went to the store to pick up a pack of M&Ms for me and came back a few hours later. He then gave me the bag, but he said that he lost some on the way, and said he had to go. I had a really fun time! It's just that he was wearing a cologne that smelled an awful lot like what Trish smells like. I guess they have a new cologne to smell like her.

3/18/05
Today I went up to Adam's hotel room and opened the door. I heard a sound from the bedroom, so naturally I looked. He was giving Trish mouth to mouth resuscitation naked. He said that she had fainted when they were playing Scrabble. Poor Trish. It happened last week, too, I guess she's allergic to Scrabble. Poor girl...

3/26/05
Today I walked into the bathroom at the arena and Adam was doing mouth to mouth to Trish AGAIN naked! This time he said that she fell into the toilet. That poor girl...

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl:

I'll do some later. These are gold!

[RGWhat316]

Lets see how well this one comes across

Shawn Michaels

11/09/97
11:45 pm -I can't believe what has happened tonight. I'm sitting in my hotel room with the WWF Championship, winning it in a surreal way. At least it's all over and done with now. The crowd tonight in Montreal was pretty upset since their home boy got screwed out of his title. Well, I believe they will get over it.

2/23/03
1:15 pm -Well I just arrived to the Bell Center here in Montreal. It's my first visit back to Montreal since the incident back in '97, but unfortunately, more than 5 years later, I did hear a few "You Screwed Bret" chants directed towards me. So much for them getting over it.

8:30 pm -I just went out in front of the crowd for the first time since 1997, and I didn't start off well. I was banned from the Jericho/Hardy match, but once the match was over, I was able to run down. As I was running down the ring, I heard the massive boos coming for me. I managed to get a few back on my side after I got the upperhand on Jericho and Christian. But it seems they haven't forgotten yet.

1/17/05
11:15 pm -We just finished up RAW in Toronto tonight. Even in Toronto, I was met with boos, apparently they haven't forgotten the little incident from over 7 years ago. I was met with more "You Screwed Bret" chants during my match with Christian. I've been feuding with Edge lately, and even allowed him to spear me in his hometown so I could give back to all that has happened. They apparently approved, but as I was leaving the arena, I heard more "You Screwed Bret" chants from the Canadian fans. Will this ever end?

[CSL]

<font color=white>Scott Hall

15/03/05
12:24pm - What happened last night? I can't remember a thing...

Repeat for previous 10 years</font>

[Scarface]

These are great. I demand more. :)

[RemyRed]

Kevin Nash's Diary

3/26/01
Well that's it, it's over. Me and Russo did exactly what Vince wanted us to do and sabotaged WCW. I'm glad I was able to make it up to Mr. McMahhon, he sure was pissed when me and Hall left, but after seeing Nitro tonight it is a little sad. But oh well, Vince assures me he'll have work for me, Hall, and I think even Hogan. Yep, a new start for the nWo. This run'll be better than all the rest.

4/21/02
Been a while since I wrote, but this new nWo run has been pretty shitty. I'm on injury now, but should be cleared back to wrestle any day now. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 is on. Man I wish I really was Super Shredder, that would show everyone...

7/8/02
Finally I've been cleared to wrestle. Man this is gonna be great getting back in the ring. It's been so long, I hope I still got the stuff. Well it's only a few minutes before my match, so I'll come back and write out how my match went afterwards.

7/9/02
Doctors say I broke my quad during that match, which is why it's taken me a bit longer to write how the match went. Pretty shitty, but I'll bounce back. I always do.

11/7/04
Wow I thought this diary was long gone from when I left the WWE, what a cool surprise to find it tonight of all nights, the night I make my TNA debut! A whole new federation to run around and make a mess in. And my boy Scott Hall is with me here too, man did he get fat ha ha ha. Well tonight I'mma do the run-in for JJ. Should go great.

Well the match went great, and I got to smash a guitar over Jeff Hardy's head. Jeff Hardy's an average worker, and possibly into narcotics (Just writin what I heard), why was he never in the Kliq? He seems like Kliq material to me.. Well I made my big speech about taking over TNA (in my mind that was a shoot, heh heh heh) and this Tuesday I'll be back for the Impact taping.

11/9/04
Impact was fun, I got to tell everyone the truth, kind of nostalgic those days when me, Scott, Shawn, Sean, and Jean held the swords of power. Well were being called the Kings Of Wrestling now, kind of appropriate I guess. Well it'll be a while before I write again, I got a lotta trainin' to do. Well see ya again when I write diary.

2/17/05
Told ya it would be a while, but like I said, I would write again. Me and Jarrett had kind of a falling out, which lead to me askin the booker for an NWA Title shot. I finally met my match though when it comes to politics, Jarrett's going over in this one. I never thought I'd play politics and NOT go over, it's a very surreal feeling. All the boys think I'm going over still, I haven't the heart to tell them...

...after the match I walk backstage, Primetime was lookin pretty down. I asked him what was wrong and he replied "Well, all of us watching back here thought you'd be the one to go over against Jarrett.". I was surprised, I didn't think me losing would affect him, he continued saying "Back when I was in WCW, you were the man, the one that could get a match done anyway you wanted. If you can't even beat Jarrett, then who can?". I couldn't answer him, but it kinda got to me, I gotta convice AJ Styles to get back into the heavyweight division, for all our sake. I think if there's anyone Jarrett'll put over, it's him. Well right in front of my locerroom I see Michael Shane and Kazarian having a friendly dispute. These guys remind me of the Kliq in a way. I went up to them and said "Hey guys. What wrong?". Shane was the one who answered, "Hey if anyone can help us here, it's this guy. Yo Nash, what is it that we're doin wrong?". I didn't know what he meant "Whattaya mean Shane?". "Well me and Kazarian here are over, but we're not too over. I dunno, what could we do to fix that?". Between Elix Skipper being down, and these two not being sure how to draw, it finally got to me and hit me, all the things I've been doing.....have been wrong. These babies aren't being taught the way to do things, and won't be prepared to carry the torch when we're seriously no longer able to do things... I promised the two of them that I'd talk to Dusty about getting them into a long term feud with AMW, and I mean a serious long term feud that makes sense (Dusty never really knew how to book feuds that made sense, but I was gonna help him on this one.). That would really get them over if the four of them work the right way with each other. Man where the hell is AJ? I gotta talk to him. I wonder if I feel this way because of the young guys here, or because I suffered my first backstage loss? Either way it doesn't matter, I can't change the past, I can't go back and help WCW now, so to attone for my past mistakes I vow never to hold down anymore young talent and to help TNA be the best it can be. I try getting out of my 4 month angle tomorrow, I don't wanna be a performer here, I'd rather be an agent now. I gotta help Hall get over his demons too..man there's a lot of crap to mop up around here.

2/19/05
Kazarian left to WWE, which pretty much puts the AMW feud I planned up to rest. I was disappointed but good luck to him in the WWE. I couldn't get out of my wrestlers contract, which means a fued with Kip (or The Outlaw as they're gonna call him) and this cage match thing that even I'm not sure of on details. I still haven't forgotten my vow, I am gonna help fix this place and teach these babies how to draw. I don't when I'll have a chance to write here again, but I'll keep it handy anyway. I'll be back diary...onea these days.

[tucsonspeed6]

Gene Snitsky

Saturday, March 26th 2005

Tired this morning. I had a lot of trouble getting up. Heidenreich didn't make it any easier with his "Come on back to bed, Snithead!" Ha ha....him and his poetry. I practiced my crazy/angry face in the mirror for a while. I think I'm getting a hang of it. Running out of Clearacil again. I don't know how it keeps disappearing so fast. Heidenreich said that Little Johnny's got crabs....I told him it's not my fault. We laughed for a bit at that one. I think things are getting really serious between us though. Last week he said he wanted to have a baby, so I brought one home and we played some football. He's such a sweetheart...he said I could be a kicker for a NFL football team. I said that they'd probably turn me down like Brock. John said that the only reason they turned him down was because he was a flaming homosexual.......so I should still have a shot.

[James Steele]

LMFAO

[The Mackem]

Monday
9am - Hi it's Steph, who else would it be? Tee hee hee, you are silly diary. Anyway, I was inspired last night when playing with Barbie and Ken, it's something I'm going to use at the meeting this afternoon.

10:30am - Shane hid my car keys in the car ignition. He's denying it but I know it was him, he' just jealous of Hunters hair. I'm telling Mom.

10:35am - Think I've been watching too much wrestling or something forgot that Trish wasn't my mom. I'm sure dad married her or something. It's all Shane's fault, I'm telling mom.

10:36am - Trish hung up on me.

10:37am - Trish hung up on me

10:38am - Rena hung up on me.

10:39am - Asked Shane who my mother was. He's so mean, he told me she was some old woman called Linda.

11:00am - Bought two geese as a daughter to mother present to make up with Trish, I hope she likes them.

12:00pm - Before the booking meeting had lunch with Dad, told him about my big idea for the Cruiserweight division on Smackdown. He didn't know what the Crusierweight division was so I think that gives me creative control.

3:00pm - OMG THOSE SEXIST PIGS

3:10pm - Ok sorry for shouting diary, I won't do it again, do you forgive me? OK thanks. You never guess what they have put my brilliant idea on hold for a few days. They weren't so enthusiastic about my idea of giving the cruiserweight belt to a woman. I outlined my argument, women are better than boys. Besides none of the crusierweights have long hair and if Hunter has taught me one thing it is that people with long hair make better champions. Seems to be a shortage of wrestlers with long hair at the moment for some reason. It's very very very important that we put the cruiserweight belt on a woman as soon as posible for this reason.

9pm - Got an angry call of Trish, she mustn't be a geese person. Have to remember that for Christmas.

10pm - Got a call of HHH asking me what time I was coming home. Ha! I told him I wasn't that stupid, I'm not falling for make believe WWE stuff twice in one day. Boys are so stupid and I am so smart. Going to phone mom about how stupid and smelly boys are.

10:01pm - Trish must be out because there was no answer.

Tuesday

8am - After sleeping on it, I think my idea is even better now than yesterday. I have a good feeling about today

9am - Shane poured vinegar in my eyes, the joke is on him that was my pee! Tee hee hee boys are so stupid and I am so smart.

11am - My idea has been accepted! Funny, they didn't seem to be willing to go through with it until we switched agendas. The next topic was about HHH coming to Smackdown. They passed my Crusierweight idea, I'll have to remember to keep the Hunter coming to Smackdown idea for next week.

1pm - Told Jackie she was going to win the Cruiserweight title tonight. She mentioned something about her not being able to climb to the top turnbuckle. I reassured her that it wasn't important. I think she's honoured to be the first black champion in the WWE.

1:30pm- Some latin hobo off the street came up and told me that it was a mistake to give the belt to Jackie. Dismissed it as an internet related thing but how did he get in the building?

Wednesday

1pm - The meeting today wasn't too good. The cruiserweight thing isn't going all to plan. How was I supposed to know that Jckie couldn't climb to the top turnbuckle, I've never even met her before. I've been told that I have to give the belt back to the original champion next week

2pm - Told Chavo Guerrero Sr. that he will be geting the Cruiserweight belt back next week. I think he was overcome with emotion because he was speechless.

7pm - Ken and Barbie got married again tonight, nobody came to the wedding though, not even mom. I think Shane might have ate the invitations. Boys are so stupid, I am so smart.

[PureHatred]

JOHN CENA:

9 AM: Yo Yo Yo...Wats up my diarizzle. You can't see me. Hang on, let me put down the pencil so I can do the hand thing.




Word. I'm back. Today is going to be mad busy. I got to finish up getting rizz-eady for Wrizzestizzlemizzania-izzle (there might be toomany izzle's in that, I'll let you know)

Noon: Went to the mall to pick up that new Nas joint. But first had to stop off and get my hair done and my eyebrows and legs waxed. Then I bought a fuzzy hat at Hot Topic. Nas is the truth.

Damn I'm street.

4 PM: Can't figure out a rhyme with 'Bradhsaw.' Scrimshaw? Crab's Claw? Grandpa? Man...this rhyming stuff hurts my head soemtimes.

4:30 PM Since I'm going to L.A. and I was so good as Tom Cruise in the WM promo, I asked Vince if he thought I could make movies for the WWE's new studio.

He said he didn't think that a movie about a white rapper would make any money.

I was disappointed, so i told one of the writers. He said it was "ironic." I didn't know what that meant so I gave him the FU.

5:00 That bitch as writer ran and told Stephanie.

5:15 Everything's cool. Stephanie didn't know we had writers.

7:00 I'm gonna break out the carboard and do some poppin and lockin for a while before I hit the bizz-ed. but I just had to write this down:

'Yo, JBL, I'm gonna straight take your title,
Sendin' you home like a fat girl on American Idol!'

'CENA.....OUT!'

That's hot...I smell a new T-shirt.

One.

[KayfabeMan]

:lol: @ all of these.

[Lara Emily]

Anyone have any more these were great.