J.R. is losing it

[Fignuts]

Did anyone else hear him say,"That turnbuckle isn't made of chocolate." when benoit catapulted HHH?

Not to mention he screwed up people's names left and right.

J.R. is getting pretty old, and they'll need to replace him sometime in the near future. Who would you go with?

[McDoogle]

The Coach.

[McDoogle]

Or bring Macho Man back.

[Kane Knight]

He was fixed on food last night. The mat wasn't made of BBQ sawce either.

[BatistaBomb]

he sucks every week now

[PullMyFinger]

The Coach or Tazz!

I thought the worst was, "Edgeheads." When I heard that...I was like 'wtf?' I thought I was hearing things until other people said they heard the same on here.

[wwe2222]

edgeheads is what edge calls his fans, dont blame JR for edges own lame crap.

No matter who you put in that seat you people will complain.

Unless you plan on bringing Gorilla Monsoon back to life and bringing Bobby Heenan to the fountain of youth, deal with it. King and Jr. are better than anyone else they could put there.

[PullMyFinger]

Weird, I don't remember Edge saying that....but you're right then.

Anyhow, that still doesn't change the fact that JR sucks.

[Kane Knight]

edgeheads is what edge calls his fans, dont blame JR for edges own lame crap.

No matter who you put in that seat you people will complain.

Unless you plan on bringing Gorilla Monsoon back to life and bringing Bobby Heenan to the fountain of youth, deal with it. King and Jr. are better than anyone else they could put there.
Fucking fanboy. :nono:

[wwe2222]

Have you ever actaully tried to do commentary on a live event? Its not easy. People make mistakes, sometimes they happen to do it in front of a couple million people a week. Any sports analysts make the same kind of mistakes.

I dont know what calling me a fan boy really accomplishes. But ok, ya got me! What will I do, all my credibility must be down the drain!

life...
over...

----------------

[Kane Knight]

Have you ever actaully tried to do commentary on a live event? Its not easy. People make mistakes, sometimes they happen to do it in front of a couple million people a week. Any sports analysts make the same kind of mistakes.

I dont know what calling me a fan boy really accomplishes. But ok, ya got me! What will I do, all my credibility must be down the drain!

life...
over...

----------------
Wow. It's not easy doing live commentary?

No Shit!

What does that have to do with King and JR being the best men for the job?

[Shaggy]

Have you ever actaully tried to do commentary on a live event? Its not easy. People make mistakes, sometimes they happen to do it in front of a couple million people a week. Any sports analysts make the same kind of mistakes.



I havnt really done live commentary but at Wrestlemania X-7 I did that commentary thing where you sit with someone and watch an old classic match and you do commentary to it. It was hard to do even then....and to make it harder they would have guest superstars join you sometimes. I actually had Crash Holly join me. It didnt seem to big at the time but seeing as of what happened with him its a good memory I have.

[wwe2222]

Because you make it sound like any old shlub can get on the mic and do it. Michael Cole and Tazz are not a good combination. Coach is pretty decent but I dont think he can carry it on his own.

Granted, the King is an old sleazy man, yes and sometimes JR goes a little off beat. But at least hes got energy and trying to make it exciting. I was no fan of JR when he first came to the WWF, and I can see where you are coming from and respect your opinion that you dont like him.

But dont make it seem like anyone can get on there and do a better job of keeping the excitement up and the action flowing.

[Fignuts]

What is with the abundance of new posters with unimaginative names.

[BatistaBomb]

Michael Cole and Tazz are not a good combination. Coach is pretty decent but I dont think he can carry it on his own.



first off coach is pretty damn funny when he wants to be and him an al snow made a pretty good team

now onto the tazz/cole comment
are you not watching smackdown most weeks tazz&cole are the only interesting thing on there hell they practically save the show every week.they have become the best announce team since monsoon&heenan

before everybody jumps on me i'm not saying they are as good as monsoon&heenan just that they are the best since them.hell i miss tazz in the ring but he's good with cole and it works

[Anybody Thrilla]

The names are creative in their simplicity.

Keep it simple, stupid.

[bigpoppapump]

Who would you go with?

Paul Heyman

Maybe have Heyman & Cole doing RAW and King & Tazz doing SD.
Or, Heyman & King doing RAW and SD left alone.
Or, just get rid of both Lawler & JR and go with the spanish announce team. I can't see them screwing up as much shit as JR anyway.

[XL]

I have been saying this stuff about Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler for the last few years.

I was really hoping that Coach and Al Snow would win that little fued they had, but at the bottom of my heart I knew it was too good to be true!

J.R. has been fucking up for years! Granted you can forgive confusing the hardyz, maybe even E&C but he fucks up names EVERY week!

I haven't seen Raw this week but from what I hear its sounds a little crazy!

I hate how JR oversells everything!!

To sum up i will say this about the pair...

KING: Puppies, Puppies, Puppies!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:
JR: BAWGAWD stone cold, stunner! stunner! stunner!! jeff, matt, lita, trish ROCK :roll:

And, who else, WHO ELSE??

One name.....





PAUL HEYMAN. Peroid. Fullstop.

Don't believe me?? Go back and watch WM17 and realise that it has better comentary than 90% of WWE/F programming in the last 10 years! :yes:

--edit--

damn got there before me ^^

[wwe2222]

Im sorry I didnt spend an hour of my life thinking of a cool name for a wrestling board full of people Im never going to meet.

Hey, im as big a coach fan as there is. I would prefer it if they put him as a 3 man team with JR and King.

Im sorry, but I just dont think Cole and Tazz are any good. I find them incredibly boring to listen to. I have never liked either one of them though, so to each his own.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope to hell nobody spent a whole fucking hour thinking of a name for this board. This one took me about two seconds. And it's still better than wwe22325350486863....or whatever the shit.

[Kane Knight]

Because you make it sound like any old shlub can get on the mic and do it.
Were did I do that? :nono:

[Kane Knight]

Im sorry I didnt spend an hour of my life thinking of a cool name for a wrestling board full of people Im never going to meet.
Wow. You really think it takes that much time to come up with something?

Wow. Thinking is hard for you, isn't it?

[Nervous Ferret]

J.R: Jerichos looking at you HHH

HHH: Yeah, so is Benoit

dunno that might even of been King, it's just funny as hell

[Fignuts]

Im sorry I didnt spend an hour of my life thinking of a cool name for a wrestling board full of people Im never going to meet.


If it would take you an hour to think up a better name than "wwe2222", then I hope your 4th grade teacher doesn't catch you using the class computer to browse a messageboard.

[wwe2222]

Can I ask what my name has to do with this topic at all?

Did JR think of my name? No, so thats not it.

Is my name JR? No, well thats not it.

So what other purpose of saying I have an unimaginative name do these comments have?

Do you know more about wrestling cause you have a thoughtful name?

Are you a bigger fan cause you have a hip name?

Do you walk into a room and everyone starts chanting your awesomely cool name? Doubtful

To answer kane knight: I wasnt referring to you specifically, I meant the overall mood of the board I felt as if it was that way. Sorry if you thought it was directed at you personally.

[Nervous Ferret]

hey!!! :mad: doesn't matter, my school is ip banned :$

[Fignuts]

Can I ask what my name has to do with this topic at all.

Its my damn topic. I'll divert from it as much as I please.

Do you walk into a room and everyone starts chanting your awesomely cool name? Doubtful.

Not only that, but I have theme music and pyro.

[XL]

:D :lol: :rofl: ;) :p I love this board!!!!! :heart: :love: :heart: :kiss: :love:

I remember when I first joined I used to get all this shit about being new!

I'm surprised I don't still get it (btw that is no indication that I want it to start again!)

And to be fair, and I'm not really concerned about names, but, wwe2222 is a little shitty!

Unless it stands for something?

Perhaps it is a reference, a prediction! That whoever wwe2222 is will be main eventing WM in the year 2222 :shifty:

[XL]

Oh, and...

Fig-nuts!
Fig-nuts!
Fig-nuts!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Perhaps it is a reference, a prediction! That whoever wwe2222 is will be main eventing WM in the year 2222 :shifty:

Triple H, IV

[Kane Knight]

Can I ask what my name has to do with this topic at all?

They're just amusing themselves with the 12 year old fanboy trying to defend JR.

[Kane Knight]

If it would take you an hour to think up a better name than "wwe2222", then I hope your 4th grade teacher doesn't catch you using the class computer to browse a messageboard.
:rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Oh, and...

Fag-nuts!
Fag-nuts!
Fag-nuts!
:shifty:

[wwe2222]

from now on, if it makes you feel better, you may refer to me as the

SuperDuperWrestlingManiacManOOOHYEAHTwoSweetToBeSourTowerOfPower22


22 is my favorite number

2222 is my favorite number twice...double your pleasure double your fun

i just chose wwe because I felt like it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Triple H is holding down all the good names anyway.

[Nervous Ferret]

i highly doubt that...

[Kane Knight]

SuperDuperWrestlingManiacManOOOHYEAHTwoSweetToBeSo urTowerOfPower22

Finally a less retardedname from you. :y:

[wwe2222]

i got a thumbs up.

yay for me.

[Fignuts]

See, now was that so hard?

Also, I will rep you a hundred times if you actually change your name to that.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah make a thread asking that

[Fignuts]

NICE EDIT FAGNUTS

[Kane Knight]

King and Jr. are better than anyone else they could put there.
So...Are you still standing behind this statement, that nobody on the planet can do better?

[Nervous Ferret]

suck it Figs, you didnt edit shit

[Anybody Thrilla]

So...Are you still standing behind this statement, that nobody on the planet can do better?

I would really like to see Heyman and Joey Styles do commentary together. I know Joey Styles doesn't work for the WWE or anything, but you said on the planet. Styles playing the face play-by-play and Heyman being....well, Paul Heyman...would absoultely rule, I think.

[Fignuts]

I f Joey Styles wasn't such an anti-establishment boinker, I'd say get him to replace the both of them. But he won't even do the ecw ppv in june.

[Fignuts]

DAMMIT THRILLA!

[XL]

from now on, if it makes you feel better, you may refer to me as the

SuperDuperWrestlingManiacManOOOHYEAHTwoSweetToBeSourTowerOfPower22


22 is my favorite number

2222 is my favorite number twice...double your pleasure double your fun

i just chose wwe because I felt like it.

See, I knew there was logic behind it!

Shame I wasn't right about the WMXXXVIII main event!

In fact while I'm thinking about it, do everybodies name have reasoning? Just wondering is all!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I mean, being anti-establishment is one thing, but being anti-job is just foolish. I don't know the details with Styles, but I just wanted to say that.

[wwe2222]

to my dismay, I cannot change my name to that as it is too long as a name or to put underneath my name.

I think JR, King, and Coach are the best team they can get to do it that I have heard. Being that I cannot personally hear every announcer in the world, I cant say yes to that. But with the options the WWE currently has, yes, I think that is the best combination.

[Nervous Ferret]

the man with all the answers

[Kane Knight]

I would really like to see Heyman and Joey Styles do commentary together. I know Joey Styles doesn't work for the WWE or anything, but you said on the planet. Styles playing the face play-by-play and Heyman being....well, Paul Heyman...would absoultely rule, I think.
Well, since he said anybody they could put there, I basically extended it as far as you logically could. Not everybody's a 12 year old social retard with a rapid stutter and an inability to separate people (Like Benoit and Jericho, who look so alike).

[wwe2222]

and I never used the words 'on the planet', so dont try and use that against me.

[Kane Knight]

to my dismay, I cannot change my name to that as it is too long as a name or to put underneath my name.

I think JR, King, and Coach are the best team they can get to do it that I have heard. Being that I cannot personally hear every announcer in the world, I cant say yes to that. But with the options the WWE currently has, yes, I think that is the best combination.
With the options they currently have? What about Heyman?

Sure, they've stuck him down in the Farm league, but they easily COULD get him. And so what if he quit to avoid working under Eric before? Like the WWE expects an attention span.

[Kane Knight]

and I never used the words 'on the planet', so dont try and use that against me. No, but your statement seems to be limited to the notion that "out of the King and JR, the King and JR are the best men for the job."

You also never stated out of options they "currently have" until this last little backtrack of yours. While ignoring the fact that they do have one of the primary guys suggested in this thread, you are foolish to discount them HIRING somebody (OMGWTFBBQSAWC!!!) for the job. :|

[XL]

to my dismay, I cannot change my name to that as it is too long as a name or to put underneath my name.

I think JR, King, and Coach are the best team they can get to do it that I have heard. Name Somebody better on the whole planet!

Yeah you did! :shifty:

[Fignuts]

In fact while I'm thinking about it, do everybodies name have reasoning? Just wondering is all!

There is a moderatly interesting thread about that in casual right now.

[Kane Knight]

There is a moderatly interesting thread about that in casual right now.
I disagree. The wrestling forum is the place to discuss this. It's pertanent.

[wwe2222]

Im saying out of King, JR, Paul Heyman, COach, Tazz, Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, Al Snow, Bill DeMott, Bill Madden, Tony Schiavone, Joey Styles, Theodore Long, Rob Bartlett, Todd Pettingil, Santa Claus, Billy Crystal, etc. Out of the other announces Ive heard in the wrestlines business throughout the years, I feel, at this point in time, the year 2005, that the King, Jr, and Coach are the 3 best. I rank Heyman just under them. You dont have to agree with me, you can have your own opinion. In my view, this is what I feel is best, out of what I have heard.

[wwe2222]

Nice try X-L

You sly dog, you.

[Fignuts]

The question wasn't who is the best. The question is when J.R. is gone who would you pick as his replacement. Gee willickers.

[Fignuts]

It came to me in a dream when I was five. Years later, that sealab 2021 show would totally rip off my rad name. Fucking bastards.

There ya go KK.

[BigDaddyCool]

Maybe get Heyman and Tazz and Cole?

[Fignuts]

Maybe get Heyman and Tazz and Cole?

Yeah but then who would you put on Smackdown? I don't see them placing one announce team on both shows.

[wwe2222]

When Jr is gone, I think King should retire with him...

bring in a new team...

Coach and someone else...
Maybe coach, heyman, and someone new. Not cole or Tazz.

[Shadow]

You guys are all idiots. There's only one person who can replace JR.

Joey Fucking Styles!

Can I get an "Oh MY God!"?

[Fignuts]

You guys are all idiots. There's only one person who can replace JR.

Joey Fucking Styles!

Can I get an "Oh MY God!"?

Idiots? Maybe you should scroll up the page, where two people, myself included, already said that. Idiot.

[foodstampchamp]

Easily one of the dumbest comments JR has ever made.

[Shadow]

Idiots? Maybe you should scroll up the page, where two people, myself included, already said that. Idiot.

I just saw that. When I posted that....I was still on the first page. You guys are too quick for me.

And you're still idiots. I stick by my god damn guns!

[Evolution]

Also Shadow, Joey Styles doesn't want to work for WWE, as already stated.

The origin of my name... take a guess.

[Jaton]

:D :lol: :rofl: ;) :p I love this board!!!!! :heart: :love: :heart: :kiss: :love:

I remember when I first joined I used to get all this shit about being new!

I'm surprised I don't still get it (btw that is no indication that I want it to start again!)

And to be fair, and I'm not really concerned about names, but, wwe2222 is a little shitty!

Unless it stands for something?

Perhaps it is a reference, a prediction! That whoever wwe2222 is will be main eventing WM in the year 2222 :shifty:


Funny, I never got shit about being new. In fact, I got rep when I first joined.

[Shadow]

Also Shadow, Joey Styles doesn't want to work for WWE, as already stated.

The origin of my name... take a guess.

Ask me if I care Evo? Really. I don't.

And I know how to stop you Evolution. *press B*

[Fignuts]

I just saw that. When I posted that....I was still on the first page. You guys are too quick for me.

And you're still idiots. I stick by my god damn guns!

Someone run an IP check and make sure that reytrey, rockgurl, wwe2222, and shadow all aren't the same person.

[Shadow]

Someone run an IP check and make sure that reytrey, rockgurl, wwe2222, and shadow all aren't the same person.

Hey! I am nothing like those idiots. For one...I smoke pot.

For two....*presses B*

[Fignuts]

What the hell does smoking pot have to do with it?

[DaveWadding]

Ask me if I care Evo? Really. I don't.

And I know how to stop you Evolution. *press B*
LOL, he/she likes Jeff Hardy AND plays Pokemon...what are you? like 8?

[wwe2222]

hey, you dont have to like me or my opinions

but dont mistake me for a pothead who has to brag that he smokes pot!!

[Shadow]

9 and a half actually.

[Fignuts]

I'll bet you've never even seen pot.

[Kane Knight]

Im saying out of King, JR, Paul Heyman, COach, Tazz, Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, Al Snow, Bill DeMott, Bill Madden, Tony Schiavone, Joey Styles, Theodore Long, Rob Bartlett, Todd Pettingil, Santa Claus, Billy Crystal, etc. Out of the other announces Ive heard in the wrestlines business throughout the years, I feel, at this point in time, the year 2005, that the King, Jr, and Coach are the 3 best. I rank Heyman just under them. You dont have to agree with me, you can have your own opinion. In my view, this is what I feel is best, out of what I have heard.
There you go, backtracking again.

[Shadow]

I'll bet you've never even seen pot.

I have too. How else do I get through an episode of Smackdown?

Speaking of which...I sooooo need to replenish my stash. That last Smackdown really took it's toll.

[Kane Knight]

I have too. How else do I get through an episode of Smackdown?
You have a point, but how can you PROVE you've ever seen an episode of Smackdown?

[jerichoholic169]

JR is frigging going so down hill...the last two years has really seen him detriate in terms of him calling ppl the wrong, calling the wrong moves more, talking complete crap etc.....

The only solution I can think of replacing JR with is Joey Styles, who doesn't want to work with WWE apparently, or Paul Heyman (Gooooooore) or Bill de Mott (his sidetracking was hilarious though). The problem with the last two is they're more colour commentators which i don't think would work as you'd have the King with them. Or get rid of both King and JR and bring in Coach and Heyman. I just like Heyman's commentating i guess......

[Shadow]

You have a point, but how can you PROVE you've ever seen an episode of Smackdown?

Uh....it's got that guy who's always holding down other people right? His name escapes me at the moment.....Uhm.....Triple B is his name?

[Fignuts]

...and the thread has reached a new low.

[Kane Knight]

Which reminds me:

The Smackdown! Drinking Game:
Requirements: Bottle of any alcohol (Preferably more), 80 proof or better, tape or live feed of Smackdown!

This is a rather simple game: When you see a bad match, take a shot. When you see a boring promo, take a shot. When John Cena makes a poopy joke, take a shot. If you wonder if JBL is married to Shane, take 2 shots.

I already need a new liver

When Long looks down at his shoes, take a shot. When a black guy fails to win a title, take a shot. When Hardcore Holly looks less accomplished than a rookie, take a shot (Two if it's Puder). When Undertaker doesn't sell, take a shot. When he squashes a potential up-and-comer, take a shot.

Congratulations! You're smashed enough to sit through Impact!

[Kane Knight]

Uh....it's got that guy who's always holding down other people right? His name escapes me at the moment.....Uhm.....Triple B is his name?
Close enough.

[Jacko]

But let me ask you a question people...

What's tougher?

A $2 Steak or Chris Benoit.

Option A -

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg


Option B -

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/benoit3.jpg

Cast your votes.... NOW.

[James Steele]

POLL: Should I do it?

[Kane Knight]

I vote yes.

[Evolution]

Yes.

P.S. That steak looks good.

[James Steele]

Ladies and gentleman, lets get down and pray for these, our fallen bretheren:

Jacko,wwe2222,



http://img31.exs.cx/img31/7507/js2796fz.jpg



*sidenote: That looks like a 4 dollar steak asshole*

Sidenote 2: CHRIS (friggin') BENOIT > YOU

Sidenote 3: CHRIS (FUCKING) JERICHO IS GOD!

[Kane Knight]

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/7507/js2796fz.jpg

CAN I GET A WITNESS?

[tucsonspeed6]

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg
Looks more like the punchline to a Cena joke to me

*BUZZ*

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg
Didn't I find one of those in Rochelle's gym bag?

*BUZZ*

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg
Come and get it! Fried Mark Henry nipples

[Kane Knight]

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg

WWE: Before they were divas

[Fox]

JR lost it about 5 years ago. Get with the fucking program.


The last time I found JR tolerable was when he was getting made fun of and pissed off by Paul Heyman around the time of the Invasion. I don't know why, but I absolutely loved Paul Heyman and JR as a commentary team.

[Kane Knight]

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg


Shawn Michaels' discount toupés.

[Kane Knight]

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg

Booker T, Orlando Jordan and Muhammed Hassan in the eyes of a Klansman.

[M. Banana]

:rofl:


Im saying out of King, JR, Paul Heyman, COach, Tazz, Michael Cole, Josh Matthews, Al Snow, Bill DeMott, Bill Madden, Tony Schiavone, Joey Styles, Theodore Long, Rob Bartlett, Todd Pettingil, Santa Claus, Billy Crystal,


Santa Claus did commentary? *mark the fuck out*

I like the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

[wwe2222]

how am I backtracking?

I said Jr and King are the best to what they could put there. I then listed those who I thought would be available. In MY opinion, I dont think these other candidated i listed that could probably be available are better than King and JR.

Someone then asked, what if JR was gone...to which I answered...If JR is gone, I think King should go too, and then be replaced by, yada yada yada.

[wwe2222]

and how am I a fallen brethern?

[Kane Knight]

how am I backtracking?
Let's see...Instead of limiting your statement to the people on the WWE payroll, you include Santa Claus and Billy Crystal, once again implying you are making a more open statement. Oh, but wait, you only meant the Santa Claus who's been announcing for Velocity! MY BAD

[wwe2222]

you really need to find a new hobby other than nitpicking everything dude, sorry

Clearly you have no sense of sarcasm and need every thought perfectly explained so you can read it and translate it into your small mind.

Next time I post ill make 2 posts...one for everyone else and one for you

[Kane Knight]

you really need to find a new hobby other than nitpicking everything dude, sorry

Clearly you have no sense of sarcasm and need every thought perfectly explained so you can read it and translate it into your small mind.

Next time I post ill make 2 posts...one for everyone else and one for you
I think it's funny that YOU are trying to berate someone's intelligence. Since you still can't back up your statement that we'll complain about anyone else...

It's even funnier that you're bitching about how I "don't get sarcasm" when you bitched about hyperbole earlier. God, fuckwit, pick a side of the fence.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Heyman rules.

Has DiBiase ever done commentary?

[wwe2222]

Fuckwit...nice
or
Fanboy i think you called me earlier

Does that make you a smart?

What side of the fence am I trying to pick? Ive stated my opinion how many times on this topic...

Most everything you do on here is complain (generalization, again, not you specifically)...I admit, maybe my statement was a little strong that you'll complain no matter who it is.

What hyperbole did I bitch about?

Yes, DiBiase has done commentary. I always enjoyed Ted in any aspect of the business, im sure he wouldnt make a bad full time commentator.

[Karlsberg]

What is with the abundance of new posters with unimaginative names.

I would love to think of an imaginative name but frankly i am just not that bright

:'(

[Sepholio]

They should make DiBiase commentator now that he works full-time. Forget the agent job, REPLACE JR.

I think they should drop JR and King, and replace them with a team like....DiBiase and Heyman. However don't fire King, get rid of those shitty interviewers and give King their job. I think he would be AWESOME cutting backstage interviews with various people.

[Altar of Helmsley]

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg


Kane's real face


Marge: Homer i'm going to the shops to get something for dinner
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Money's to tight for steak
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Yeah....Steak

[Karlsberg]

http://www.steakvideo.com/SteakPhoto.jpg

J.R: Vinny's steak house as good a food as i've had in my mouth

[Altar of Helmsley]

J.R: Vinny's steak house as good a food as i've had in my mouth[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Vinny's = :drool:

[Hired Hitman]

How about SDWMMOYTSTBSTOP22


is that too long? :shifty:

[Altar of Helmsley]

Actually i think it was vinnie's steak house but i could be wrong.

[Kane Knight]

More maybe just STUNNERBAHGAWDBBWSAWCE!

...22:shifty:

[Altar of Helmsley]

How about SDWMMOYTSTBSTOP22


is that too long? :shifty:


Its a start

[Altar of Helmsley]

More maybe just STUNNERBAHGAWDBBWSAWCE!

...22:shifty:

:rofl:

[Altar of Helmsley]

J.R's Zoo

Scaled dogs
Government mules
Pet coons
Coon dogs
Rattlesnakes
Wolverine's

[Shadow]

Gee...I'm glad I'm not as dumb as this dude.

[Kane Knight]

Gee...I'm glad I'm not as dumb as this dude.
BTW, I didn't do a stoner game because I'm not really a first hand expert.

However, Smackdown makes me want to drink til I can't feel no more...

[I-Hate-You]

I think we should bring in Gordon Solie or Gorilla Monsoon.

Er, wait...

[Shadow]

BTW, I didn't do a stoner game because I'm not really a first hand expert.

However, Smackdown makes me want to drink til I can't feel no more...

Figures. Trust me...after about 5 hits....you forget what you're doing.

[Kane Knight]

Figures. Trust me...after about 5 hits....you forget what you're doing.
It only takes me 3.

Of course, that's my head hitting the table when I see the dumbass stunts they pull.

[Gone Mad]

I just rewatched this week's RAW. Yeah, "the mat is not covered in BBQ sauce" ? "Turnbuckle made of chocolate"? Oh, god, I wouldn't be surprised if I heard this:

JR: "BAWGAWD, that steel chair is not a Juicy Fruit pack of gum! It ain't gonna move ya much, only to the BBQ covered mats it will.... BATISTA JUST STUNNED TITO SANTANA TO JELLO PUDDING HELL! STUNNER!"

And how does he screw up Snitsky with Batista? It's like talking about John Cena when it was Funaki.

[Kane Knight]

BAH GAWD! BATISTA BECOMES THE FIRST BLACK CHAMPION!

[The Overdrive]

http://koiwa.hn.org/nksix/archives/cookbook.JPG

JR: BAH GAWD!!!!!! STUNNER ON THE BBQ!!!! STONE COLD STONE COLD!!! THIS COOK BOOK AIN'T MADE OUT OF GRANDMA'S HOME COOK'IN!!!

Camera Man: Ahhh, JR? Settle the fuck down, your going to have a fucking heart attack. It's just a book, you stupid old asshole.

*Stacy and Trish laugh in the background.*

[Shadow]

Anyone frightened that we've gone 4 pages on how JR's losing it?

[Gone Mad]

Anyone frightened that we've gone 4 pages on how JR's losing it?

Nope, unless it was 4 pages about how much the King says PUPPIES all the time or about if it was or wasn't Snitsky's fault. Now that would be some weird-ass thread...

[Kane Knight]

Anyone frightened that we've gone 4 pages on how JR's losing it?
No, I'm frightened that there are fucks stupid enough to argue against the statement. :p

[Kane Knight]

Nope, unless it was 4 pages about how much the King says PUPPIES all the time or about if it was or wasn't Snitsky's fault. Now that would be some weird-ass thread...
Good God, that would scare me.

[Crippler 666]

Wasnt it one main event a couple of years ago JR said 'And you can ring this number to listen to the new champion right now'

When the champion had been holding the title for about 4 months...

... and surprise, surprise that night there was a new champ

THAT IS WHEN HE HAS TO READ OFF THE CARDS!!!!

[Fignuts]

Who the fuck is to blame for turning my thread into a contest for captioning steak?

[Kane Knight]

I blame <s>the JEws</s> <s>Requiem</s> <s>Hitler</s> <s>Triple A</s> Snitsky.

[AJHayes]

See, I knew there was logic behind it!

Shame I wasn't right about the WMXXXVIII main event!

In fact while I'm thinking about it, do everybodies name have reasoning? Just wondering is all!

My name is also the name of one of my favorite drinks. It took approximately 4.65 seconds to think of it.

I have a gripe. I say a few bad things about hip hop and I get a shitty smelling rep. WWE294353249523452093475098723498750928374509822 has about the same rep as I do and is obviously a giant douche... or a turd sandwich... I don't know which one yet. The fact of the matter is that there is no way that the Belfast Bomber should be shat upon as hard as this guy.

[Fignuts]

I'm so pissed. It's making me hungry, but I'm at work, and can't take a break for another 3 hours.

Also, I kind of anxious to see raw, so I can keep this thread going with more reports of J.R.'s surreal commentary.

[Fignuts]

My name is also the name of one of my favorite drinks. It took approximately 4.65 seconds to think of it.

I have a gripe. I say a few bad things about hip hop and I get a shitty smelling rep. WWE294353249523452093475098723498750928374509822 has about the same rep as I do and is obviously a giant douche... or a turd sandwich... I don't know which one yet. The fact of the matter is that there is no way that the Belfast Bomber should be shat upon as hard as this guy.

Gimme a link to the thread.

[wwe2222]

-----> Giant douchey turd sandwich right here


thats me!

[AJHayes]

-----> Giant douchey turd sandwich right here


thats me!

I KNEW IT!

[wwe2222]

My cover has been blown...this could be bigger than Mr. America being unmasked

[Kane Knight]

I have a gripe. I say a few bad things about hip hop and I get a shitty smelling rep.
1) It's not the only source of your bad rep.

2) You've had a headstart on JRLUVR2222222222222222222.

3) You come off as more of a twat than he does, in any event.

[wwe2222]

aww, thanks Kane Knight

Thats the first time we've agreed on something.

[Nervous Ferret]

BAH GAWD! BATISTA BECOMES THE FIRST BLACK CHAMPION!AHAHAHAAHAH WTF

[AJHayes]

Gimme a link to the thread.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=27929

[AJHayes]

1) It's not the only source of your bad rep.

2) You've had a headstart on JRLUVR2222222222222222222.

3) You come off as more of a twat than he does, in any event.


I get the feeling that you don't like me. Is this why we never cuddle?

[Fignuts]

Yeah, that doesn't seem right that you got neg repped that bad just for that comment. I've seen people get away with much worse.

[Nervous Ferret]

shut up fagboy

[Fignuts]

Ferret, I will pick up a mountain, carve it into a great sword, and thrust it through your abdomen.

[Nervous Ferret]

be home by 11

[Fignuts]

Ok people, I was in a room full of people when I watched raw last night, so I didn't get to hear the commentary. Although someone did mention J.R. saying something about BBQ sauce.

Fill me in here people.

[Shadow]

Nope...nothing about BBQ sauce.

Though HHH said he'd beat Batista like a bag of puppies. So take that with what you will.

[Fignuts]

Like I'm going to take the word of a stoner.

[Shadow]

Don't belive me? Go check the RAW thread.

[Fignuts]

Let alone a stoner who is a jeff hardy mark. C'mon, guy.

[Shadow]

Baka. Check the RAW thread if you don't belive me about HHH being infected with JRitius.

[Fenix122]

actually when Kane's pyro went off JR said he felt like baby back ribs or something like that.

[Kane Knight]

actually when Kane's pyro went off JR said he felt like baby back ribs or something like that.
Baby back ribs at a Barbaque, methinks.