Offical WWE Raw thread(03/21/05): The Animal vs The Monster

[Fenix122]

lol at what JR just said

[Corkscrewed]

Agree RG. That's my fav WM commercial now
Yeah. My standings now go:

1. Casting Call
2. Braveheart
3. Basic Instinct
4. When Harry Met Sally
5. Forrest Gump

[RGWhat316]

JR cant get through one RAW with bbq comments, and cool new entrance video.

[KingofOldSchool]

JR feels like baby back ribs?

What is he going to feel like next week?

Baked beans?

[Azriel]

WOOO!!! Cork vs. Dark_Kane

[AareDub]

Hmm... I'm from Ft. Worth. Wondering if I should go to Raw next week.

[Gone Mad]

Well, I wasn't in the commercial. No MadMan at WM. :'(

13 pages for this week's thread! Imagine next weeks. Fuck 24, this is where it's at!

** batista = ratings. **

[Corkscrewed]

Kane with the heel kick to the guts!

[Fignuts]

Well, it looks like my "J.R. is losing it" thread will continue tomorrow.

[RGWhat316]

I've actually never watched 24, and usually don't miss RAW.

[Splaya]

Corky will win damn you all :mad:

[Corkscrewed]

Ah stupid Chris Masters. Go play in a sinkhole.

[Azriel]

the week before Mania will indeed be huge

[The Answer]

Answer, she was just in a Skinemax movie. Not a real porn star, unfortunately

Soft core porn

[Innovator]

asshole Kane using my move

[AareDub]

Shit, how could I forget 24. I guess I won't be going to Raw next week :lol:

[Shadow]

I've heard of Batista! He was the Decon over on Smackdown.

[Gouda]

Snitsky's hilarious even just standing there outside the ring.

[Corkscrewed]

"And now that he's turned on me, I will bury Batista because he's not the one fucking my wife."

[MVP]

I've heard of Batista! He was the Decon over on Smackdown.
Still beats being an evil dentist.

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl: at Triple H

To JR, "You've got a warped sense of fact."


Hilarious cuz it's true! :lol:

[RGWhat316]

HHH runs RAW continues. First a 20 minute promo in the dark, now continous talking throughout the main event.

[Shadow]

..........beat him like a bag of puppies?

Oh lordy....HHH's worse than JR sometimes.

[Ruien]

Use the dam lumberjacks

[Innovator]

Kane doing the Flair special

[Corkscrewed]

Kane pulled a Flair!!!!

[Splaya]

HHH: I will beat JR like a bag of puppies. Did I hear that right or no?

[Fenix122]

lol @ HHH i'm gonna beat him like a bag of puppies comment

[Corkscrewed]

He shoulda done a Jackhammer.

[Azriel]

Sweet match.

[RGWhat316]

..........beat him like a bag of puppies?

Oh lordy....HHH's worse than JR sometimes.
yeah, wtf? was that comment

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky is going to cost Kane the match.

But it won't be his fault.

[Shadow]

Get ready for a clusterfuck ending.

[Corkscrewed]

It was funny when HHH was like "Finish him Kane!" and one of HHH's handpicked lumberjacks goes to attack Kane.

[MVP]

LOL, since when did J.R. ever have respect for HHH.

[Splaya]

Does anyone else see the lockerroom coming out at the end?

[KingofOldSchool]

Lawler: What is Snitsky doing here?

Uhhhh he's a lumberjack.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO at HHH lacking foresight!

[jerichoholic169]

yep clusterfuck away...enter the faces to clear out hte heels

[Gone Mad]

Clusterfuck ending, anyone?

[Azriel]

I can see that

[Corkscrewed]

Why the hell are E&C and G attacking Kane? They weren't lumberjacks I don't think.

[Shadow]

........ok....I guess the clusterfuck is over. Thank god.

[Splaya]

Holy shit at Batista :eek:

[RGWhat316]

yep clusterfuck away...enter the faces to clear out hte heels
or just Batista

[jerichoholic169]

bah who needs the rest of the locker room when you have batista

[Corkscrewed]

:lol: at Christian totally waiting.

[RGWhat316]

cue the HHH seizure

[Corkscrewed]

WHOA

[Fenix122]

IT'S NOT DONE BAH GAWD!!! IT'S NOT DONE!!

[Ruien]

He didnt do the thumbs down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gouda]

Sweet match. Crowd is INSANE.

[Splaya]

GIVE THAT MAN THE TITLE BEFORE WM

[Azriel]

Batista is a monster definitely

[MVP]

THUMBS DOWN

[Corkscrewed]

Clean finish!

[Shadow]

HHH is clutching that belt like a lifeline.

[jerichoholic169]

so HHH is winning at mania, yeah??

is it me or have we had this exact ending scene before with goldberg and HHH??

[Azriel]

Damnit, didn't do it. Ah well :lol:

[PullMyFinger]

So much for Kane being an unbeatable monster!

[The Answer]

Why the hell are E&C and G attacking Kane? They weren't lumberjacks I don't think.

Ya they were they came out with they other guys

[Gouda]

He didnt do the thumbs down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My prediction was wrong. :$

[Splaya]

Why the hell are E&C and G attacking Kane? They weren't lumberjacks I don't think.

Think of the Money in the bank match.

[Fignuts]

Above-decent Raw.

[Corkscrewed]

Man, HHH has yet to get over Batista since the face turn. Even if he goes over next week, it's like they're setting up HHH to retain, cuz no one builds up that much momentum and actually wins. It's gotta be in doubt!

[Splaya]

So um, yeah great RAW. Now I don't know about you guys but now I have to go type my philosophy paper.


Or I could go watch Stacy and the RKO....

[RGWhat316]

Damn, 15 pages. If this was a 4 hour show, we might have 30 pages.

[Corkscrewed]

Think of the Money in the bank match.
Oh yeah, totally forgot.

Man, 15 pages. Hot thread tonight! :y:

[The Answer]

15 pages the Answer's raw thread's keep on rolling.

[Gone Mad]

Well, I feel like a beaten up bag of puppies. An good show, but next week.... it must top it all. It's gotta top Jennetty and Jake and it is the last Raw before WM.

Now if you excuse me, all this talk about food, makes me wanna go to Chili's. I'm gonna eat. And great job from everyone on the thread tonight. 14 pages!

[Ruien]

Nice Raw. Best match E & C vs Shelton and Y2J. Worst thing I seen today was Maven in that 6 way tag match.

[Fenix122]

even if raw sucked i'd still watch just to hear what crazy thing JR would say during the matches. BAH GAWD THAT CHAIR ISN'T MAD E OF SWISS CHEESE BAH GAWD!!!

[RGWhat316]

Since there was a little debate, I checked the tape.
JR: What could be the message to the Undertaker?
King: I don't know. Do you suppose its in that box?

[PullMyFinger]

Tonight's thread was great except for Mr. Army Politics prick bringing up the AWOL Randy shit.

[SuperSlim]

Pretty good Raw there.

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah, WWE has been on a roll with 3 great consecutive Raw and SD! shows.

[Corkscrewed]

SD! hasn't really been "great" necessarily. Last week might have been good... I didn't get a chance to see.

[I-Hate-You]

If Orton wins at Mania, I'm going to consider quit watching wrestling.

That's how much I hate the fucker.

[PullMyFinger]

If Orton wins at Mania, I'm going to consider quit watching wrestling.

That's how much I hate the fucker.
?

I think Orton is a great wrestler when he's heel.

[Loose Cannon]

If Orton wins at Mania, I'm going to consider quit watching wrestling.

That's how much I hate the fucker.

You're the first guy whose ever said he was going to quit watching on this board.

[I-Hate-You]

I never said I was going to, I said I would consider quitting.

Please reread my statement.

[Loose Cannon]

You're the first guy who's ever said he would consider quitting watching wrestling on this board

[PullMyFinger]

You're the first guy who's ever said he would consider quitting watching wrestling on this board

:rofl:

[AareDub]

Since there was a little debate, I checked the tape.
JR: What could be the message to the Undertaker?
King: I don't know. Do you suppose its in that box?

I suspected as much ;)

[iquitted]

fun raw to watch. best part was (In my Opinion) tyson (goatboy) selling a headbutt that i think was supposed to "miss"...lol.

so. Randy went AWOL from iraq? lol. is that why i pay $2.50 a gallon? damn it...

[SuperSlim]

all these people taht speak such things... how many of them ever follow through. :lol:

[iquitted]

:naughty:http://www.suntimes.co.za/2003/04/20/backpage/shower.jpg

[wwe2222]

I stand corrected

Nice work on checking the tape. Glad you took the time to actaully get the facts.

[Corndad]

I didnt get to see Raw but I just watched the new Taxi Driver thing for Wrestlemania I seriously cried i laughed so hard hahaha

Between Tajiri, the random Micheal Cole sighting, Carlito, Batista, and the Big Show I just like laughed like i havent in a while.

I love that one from last week with kurt but this one even tops that. Hillarious

[diothoir]

No sign of the Warlord. :(

Good Raw though.

[Bo]

Well I hope yall saw me plenty tonight. And I represented with the tpww.net sign.

[SuperSlim]

yeah I liked this new commercial

[ford fairlane]

good solid raw tonight only down spot for me was

the great molly holly jobbing to that skank hemme man that was so low so so low

[Nervous Ferret]

Well I hope yall saw me plenty tonight. And I represented with the tpww.net sign.
ya we saw. :)

[Loose Cannon]

Man, HHH has yet to get over Batista since the face turn. Even if he goes over next week, it's like they're setting up HHH to retain, cuz no one builds up that much momentum and actually wins. It's gotta be in doubt!

But Batista hasn't touched HHH yet, so Batista hasn't gotten anything on him. Sure he's stopped his "antics" a few times, but he never "killed" HHH yet. They are booking this perfectly, with Batista not looking weak at all. That would be Death if HHH retains. Batista builds up all this momentum to catch a 3 count from HHH. No way.

[Kane Knight]

I am gonna beat him like a bag of puppies.

[Kane Knight]

:rofl: Comic gold.

[Corkscrewed]

But Batista hasn't touched HHH yet, so Batista hasn't gotten anything on him. Sure he's stopped his "antics" a few times, but he never "killed" HHH yet. They are booking this perfectly, with Batista not looking weak at all. That would be Death if HHH retains. Batista builds up all this momentum to catch a 3 count from HHH. No way.

That's the thing... from a logical standpoint (markwise), Batista has to win.

But I'm thinking from the writers' perspective, which is "Oh crap, if HHH doesn't retain, I'm gonna get assraped by Hunter and Stephanie wearing a strap-on."

Which is why I'm highly pessimistic at the moment. Plus, would this be the second or third year in a row that HHH jobs the title at Wrestlemania? He can't do that... can it? :shifty: