Gene Snitsky

[WrestlingFreek1987]

What are your thoughts on Gene "Baby killer, doll-punter, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!" Snitsky? I think he is comedy gold.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah, he's great from a comedy perspective. WWE has also (suprisingly enough) done a great job of making him seem as though he's a viable threat to everyone. I enjoyed his series of matches with Shelton (granted Shelton carried the whole thing), but I hope he never makes it into the main event picture or win and IC title even. He should be a mid-card Kane (granted, Kane is a mid-carder but he's still looked at like a main event guy).

[Gertner]

I like him. needs a better finisher though

[WrestlingFreek1987]

Anyone have a video of Snitsky's baby punt? I really want it & can't find it anywhere...

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I've liked him ever since his debut...

But it wasn't... My... :$

[Nervous Ferret]

SNITHEADS UNITE!!!!!!!!

THERES A BABY-PUNTER COMING THROUGH!!!!!!!!

[Esoteric]

i think he could be tight in a tag team with another big guy that way they could jump start the tag team division or at least give him a purpose

[SuperSlim]

Snitsky has promis. Snitsky has potential. He has his comedic moments that are good. He also can move around in the ring at least which is good.

[WrestlingFreek1987]

Yay! The classic GENE SNITSKY baby-punt!
http://www.sitesled.com/members/kent/11-8-04_baby-punt.gif

[Kane Knight]

Midcard comedic value, maybe., Too pushed though.

[Gouda]

Midcard comedic value, maybe., Too pushed though.
IT WASN'T.... HIS....

Oh forget it. It's overdone.

Anyways. Snitsky cracks me up by just STANDING there. He was standing outside the ring as a lumberjack and I'm totally not paying attention to the match cause I'm busy laughing at him.

Here's for a Snitsky/Heidenriech tag team.

[Shadow]

Here's for a Snitsky/Heidenriech tag team.

Or a marriage.

[Kane Knight]

IT WASN'T.... HIS....
Hey Gene, why didn't you do more serious promos?

"IT WASN'T...MY...FORTE!"

[Aussie Skier]

personally, i really like snitsky.

his matches with shelton B were really great, and gave me alot of respect for him.

Personally, I would have loved to have seen those two go at it at wrestlemania

[HeartBreakMan2k]

personally, i really like snitsky.

his matches with shelton B were really great, and gave me alot of respect for him.

Personally, I would have loved to have seen those two go at it at wrestlemania
That should have made you give a lot of respect to Shelton, not Snitsky, Shelton carried those matches.

[Gouda]

lol. I just downloaded Snitsky's song. I somehow doubt it's the official or real version considering it has some sound clips on King saying "Madison Square Garden and he's brining a baby carriage down" and JR saying "this is tasteless" and then a whole promo with William Regal and Eugene saying how Eugene has a match against Snitsky.

[Kane Knight]

That should have made you give a lot of respect to Shelton, not Snitsky, Shelton carried those matches.
:y: what he said.

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else think that Snitsky should become a masked supervillain and feud with the Hurricane?

[Nervous Ferret]

stay in the back

theres a babykiller coming through!

[Kane Knight]

stay in the back

theres a babykiller coming through!
:rofl:

[Gouda]

stay in the back

theres a babykiller coming through!

Grrrrrr. (http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/hck0/Not_my_fault.wav)

[Kane Knight]

Grrrrrr. (http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/hck0/Not_my_fault.wav)
Don't hate the ferret. Hate the game.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah G, what he said

[Kane Knight]

Better yet, hate both. Ferret tastes good with white wine.

[Nervous Ferret]

theres been a lot of ferret h8ing over the last 2 hours :'(

[Kane Knight]

I blame the Jews...

[Nervous Ferret]

lol thats funny becasue Hitler fired me

[Eunos]

His definatly the Ugliest wrestler in the business ATM..

But his so bad that his good.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I just love when they try to build a match for a face against Snitsky like he's a threat.

Like for god sake, his name is Gene Snitsky, he does not sound the least bit threatening. And then you see him and you are like "ROFLMAO".

And JR is always like "that DAMNED SNITSKY" and I'm just laugh for like an hour.

[Gone Mad]

I'm with Gouda on that looking at Snitsky just standing there, was hilarious alone. I mean, he is a funny looking guy and his promos are comdey gold and you saw the new WM commercial, now that WASN'T HIS ... whatever.

Give that man his own sitcom.... though, it would end up on UPN.

[WrestlingFreek1987]

SURVIVOR SERIES 2004:

Gene Snitsky: HEIDENREICH!!
Heidenreich: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Gene Snitsky: grrrrrrrrrrrr
Heidenreich: grrrrrrrrrrr
Gene Snitsky: grrrrrrrrr... I like your poetry.
Heidenreich: You do, huh? And I like what you do to babies HAHAHAHA
Gene Snitsky: I'll see you... LATER!
Heidenreich: I'll see you soon Snitsky!!

And they way Snitsky used to pronounce 'Taboo Tuesday'
"TABOO TOOZDAY"

Classic.

[TerranRich]

I still can't get Flair's promo with Snitsky out of my mind, where he kept looking at Gene's pecs, yelling at them. Hilarious stuff. :lol:

[Gouda]

Another Gene moment:

He chases Lita down the hall, Lita goes into a room and locks it. Gene stands there franticly clawing at the door yelling "I just want to play!"

[PullMyFinger]

I blame the Jews...
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! i pissed my pants almost laughing at that

[Kane Knight]

hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! i pissed my pants almost laughing at that
IT WASN'T...MY...FAULT...

[Innovator]

just wait for the Heidenreich/Snitsky poetry corner, Piper's Pit will have nothing on that :shifty:

[Mayo]

Well he's definitely a typical boring hoss in the ring, but the fact that he's really ugly and just naturally massive make him an awesome heel. Also, his goofy yet scary persona is somewhat of a change from the everyday.

[TerranRich]

Heidenreich + Snitsky = The Next Billy & Chuck. :naughty:

[Crashnburn]

Yay! The classic GENE SNITSKY baby-punt!
http://www.sitesled.com/members/kent/11-8-04_baby-punt.gif

Hey, cool I'm in that video... in the background... up in the stands.... ok so you can't really make me out but I was there.

[Kane Knight]

Heidenreich + Snitsky = The Next Billy & Chuck. :naughty:
Naw.

You need a pretty boy, the stereotypical FAG, involved in that scenario. Granted, Neither Billy nor Chuck was that attractive, but Billy was mad obssessed with his ass, and very "I need to be a thexthy boi."

Heidenreich or Snitsky in skintight speedos obssessing over their image=suicide of 2/3s of the WWE's audience, and blinding of the rest.

I'm telling you, the Jindrak/Reigns combo should have been the next Billy/Chuck. Self obssessed fuck and the closest thing to a bear since A-Train...

[Blue Demon]

stay in the back

theres a babykiller coming through!
:lol: you beat me to it

[redoneja]

"Kane at TaBOO Toozday, I'm gonna do to you what I did to your baby."

Anyone else notice Snitsky's body acne?

[WrestlingFreek1987]

"Kane at TaBOO Toozday, I'm gonna do to you what I did to your baby."

Anyone else notice Snitsky's body acne?Yep. Especially his bacne.

"When I get through with you at Taboo Toozday Kane, YOU'LL be the one CRYING like a BABY!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

"Kane at TaBOO Toozday, I'm gonna do to you what I did to your baby."

Anyone else notice Snitsky's body acne?
He's gonna make Kane miscarry?

:wtf:

Anyway, anyone NOT notice Snitsky's body acne?

[TerranRich]

No, Lita miscarried (and didn't botch it!). The baby died.

Get it straight! :p

[Kane Knight]

This is the WWE...Anatomical understanding is pointless anyway.

(Plus, my ex had a miscarriage...While I know the difference, I didn't want to go into depth for the sake of a joke)

[redoneja]

OH MY GOD....I just realized Snitsky is the love-child of Kurrgan and the Missing Link!!! :eek:

[Marcyo]

hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! i pissed my pants almost laughing at that

You almost laughed, and you pissed your pants? How old are you? 80 or 90? :wtf:

[Marcyo]

Would be great to have another old-timer on the forums cuz i feel kinda lonely.

[Marcyo]

^ Just kiddinggggggg

[Kane Knight]

Would be great to have another old-timer on the forums cuz i feel kinda lonely.
Your pants are chafing your nipples again, no?

[Marcyo]

Your pants are chafing your nipples again, no?

:shifty: no

*looks down*

AAAAARGH THEY DO

[Kane Knight]

You and JEsus would make such a cute coupe...Both inf your grandpa pants.

[PullMyFinger]

You almost laughed, and you pissed your pants? How old are you? 80 or 90? :wtf:
Son, I fought for your freedom in WWII!

[Marcyo]

You and JEsus would make such a cute coupe...Both inf your grandpa pants.

:naughty:

[Marcyo]

Son, I fought for your freedom in WWII!

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :lol:


I bet 5 bucks that Ruein is gonna neg rep me for saying hahaaaaaaa in my post.

[Kane Knight]

:naughty:
:kiss:

[Kane Knight]

Son, I fought for your freedom in WWII!
WWI***

[Marcyo]

WWI***

Yeah, and he was 40 years old back then.

:shifty:

So now he's... something like 120 years old. I forgive him for pissing his pants. :kiss:

























:|

i remove that :kiss: . ewww

[tucsonspeed6]

Anyway, anyone NOT notice Snitsky's body acne?

Can't some of us just try and imagine that they're somewhat sparsely populated freckles?

Seriously, if you're on a diet and you want to shed some pounds fast just put a picture of Snitsky's back on your fridge. That way whenever you eat anything you can imagine you're licking his pimples.

And when Snitsky said that he was going to do to Kane what he did to Kane's baby, does that mean that he was going to get into a fight with Kane's dad and Kane's mom was going to get involved and he was going to push Kane's dad into Kane's mom and then Kane would die? Because I have to remind you that that's impossible. If he tried to do that, Undertaker would die since he's the first born son. But if you're keeping score, Taker's already dead and if he pushed their dad into their mom, she'd probably just break a hip and have to go to the hospital. But if she were in the hospital she'd probably stare at the ceiling a lot like Lita did and the JR would deliver the news that Kane died somehow. THen kane would come back with a huge belt buckle and a fedora and he wouldn't sell anymore, which would kinda be against what Snitsky was hoping for because he did say that he had a match against him at the next PPV, and if Kane wasn't going to sell anymore he'd probably lose the match and then Snitsky would be sad. Maybe he meant that he was going to punt Kane out into the crowd like he did the baby-like doll that was meant to represent Kane's baby. But that happened after he said everything so I don't really know what he was talking about. I'm so confused!

[Marcyo]

Can't some of us just try and imagine that they're somewhat sparsely populated freckles?

Seriously, if you're on a diet and you want to shed some pounds fast just put a picture of Snitsky's back on your fridge. That way whenever you eat anything you can imagine you're licking his pimples.

And when Snitsky said that he was going to do to Kane what he did to Kane's baby, does that mean that he was going to get into a fight with Kane's dad and Kane's mom was going to get involved and he was going to push Kane's dad into Kane's mom and then Kane would die? Because I have to remind you that that's impossible. If he tried to do that, Undertaker would die since he's the first born son. But if you're keeping score, Taker's already dead and if he pushed their dad into their mom, she'd probably just break a hip and have to go to the hospital. But if she were in the hospital she'd probably stare at the ceiling a lot like Lita did and the JR would deliver the news that Kane died somehow. THen kane would come back with a huge belt buckle and a fedora and he wouldn't sell anymore, which would kinda be against what Snitsky was hoping for because he did say that he had a match against him at the next PPV, and if Kane wasn't going to sell anymore he'd probably lose the match and then Snitsky would be sad. Maybe he meant that he was going to punt Kane out into the crowd like he did the baby-like doll that was meant to represent Kane's baby. But that happened after he said everything so I don't really know what he was talking about. I'm so confused!

:rofl:

[WrestlingFreek1987]

Can't some of us just try and imagine that they're somewhat sparsely populated freckles?

Seriously, if you're on a diet and you want to shed some pounds fast just put a picture of Snitsky's back on your fridge. That way whenever you eat anything you can imagine you're licking his pimples.

And when Snitsky said that he was going to do to Kane what he did to Kane's baby, does that mean that he was going to get into a fight with Kane's dad and Kane's mom was going to get involved and he was going to push Kane's dad into Kane's mom and then Kane would die? Because I have to remind you that that's impossible. If he tried to do that, Undertaker would die since he's the first born son. But if you're keeping score, Taker's already dead and if he pushed their dad into their mom, she'd probably just break a hip and have to go to the hospital. But if she were in the hospital she'd probably stare at the ceiling a lot like Lita did and the JR would deliver the news that Kane died somehow. THen kane would come back with a huge belt buckle and a fedora and he wouldn't sell anymore, which would kinda be against what Snitsky was hoping for because he did say that he had a match against him at the next PPV, and if Kane wasn't going to sell anymore he'd probably lose the match and then Snitsky would be sad. Maybe he meant that he was going to punt Kane out into the crowd like he did the baby-like doll that was meant to represent Kane's baby. But that happened after he said everything so I don't really know what he was talking about. I'm so confused!
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :y: :y:
LOL that was a sweet ass post. Added a pos rep for ya.

[PullMyFinger]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :lol:


I bet 5 bucks that Ruein is gonna neg rep me for saying hahaaaaaaa in my post.
hahahahahahahaha