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Gone Mad
03-28-2005, 10:34 PM
*** HBKURT!!!!! MAKE HIS ANKE HURT!!!!! SEXY KURT!!!!! *****

Splaya
03-28-2005, 10:34 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kurts here

Nervous Ferret
03-28-2005, 10:35 PM
lol @ Hassan music

Savio
03-28-2005, 10:36 PM
Raw techies suck.

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:39 PM
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:41 PM
Raw is blowin like a cheap slut with no teeth.

in other words it sucks.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:41 PM
You know what would be more interesting than nothing?

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:44 PM
Hmm... now if I can only find Innovator...
:lol:

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:44 PM
You know what would be more interesting than nothing? something? anything?

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:45 PM
This is a very artistic Raw. Less is more. They're taking a minimalist approach.

Smackdown Spoilers!

Smackdown will feature John Cena in mime attire sitting on a stool in the middle of the ring for 2 hours.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:46 PM
something? anything?

*ding* *ding* *ding*

We have a weiner!

What do we have for KK????

A video collection of Triple H promos!

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:47 PM
I don't what to do now. this sucks so bad.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:47 PM
This is a very artistic Raw. Less is more. They're taking a minimalist approach.

Smackdown Spoilers!

Smackdown will feature John Cena in mime attire sitting on a stool in the middle of the ring for 2 hours.

You can't see him!

He's inside a freaking box, homie!

Gone Mad
03-28-2005, 10:48 PM
Raw is blowin like a cheap slut with no teeth.

in other words it sucks.

IT WASN'T.... MY.... FAULT !

... ah, maybe it is. Where is Snitsky anyways?

......SSSsssnnnniiitttsskkkyyy ???

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:49 PM
and I'm also sick of seein that RVS commercial. if anything play the HCTP commercial. that game was better.

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:49 PM
*ding* *ding* *ding*

We have a weiner!

What do we have for KK????

A video collection of Triple H promos!
Good God,. how many DVDs would THAT be?

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:50 PM
highlight of the entire night. this commercial

Nervous Ferret
03-28-2005, 10:50 PM
yesssssss

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:51 PM
and I'm also sick of seein that RVS commercial. if anything play the HCTP commercial. that game was better.
They are being honest though, and hilighting the only selling points og the game.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:52 PM
Good God,. how many DVDs would THAT be?

Well let's just say that you'll probably have to add another room to your house/apartment. ;)

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:52 PM
ARE YOU TALKING TO HEIDENREICH?

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:53 PM
What?

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:53 PM
HHH time http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

Gone Mad
03-28-2005, 10:53 PM
*** Are you still awake? Ok, just checking... Here's the Game. Good night. ***

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:53 PM
Well let's just say that you'll probably have to add another room to your house/apartment. ;)
I'm freeloading right now. I don't know if I could afford to put up a new room. ;)

Stupid economy.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:53 PM
I'm the only one here.

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:54 PM
DAT's NOT COOL

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:54 PM
They are being honest though, and hilighting the only selling points og the game.

what? Torrie's tits? cause Stacy ain't got none.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:55 PM
I'm freeloading right now. I don't know if I could afford to put up a new room. ;)

Stupid economy.

Well I'm sure you can build a nifty bedroom suite with the DVDs.

You can show it off to your friends and you can tell them that Triple H helped you build it.

Splaya
03-28-2005, 10:55 PM
K so here comes the Animal

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:55 PM
I'm the only one here.
CRASH!

That...Wasn;t...My...Fault.

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:56 PM
why is he naked now?

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:56 PM
Who comes to a debate in their wrestling attire?

At least JBL had the smarts to come dressed up for his debate with Cena,

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 10:58 PM
why is he naked now?
Sorry, I was backjstage at Raw.

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 10:58 PM
Well I'm sure you can build a nifty bedroom suite with the DVDs.

You can show it off to your friends and you can tell them that Triple H helped you build it.

You can even tell people that Triple H held down your mattress. ;)

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:58 PM
and everytime I look at Batista's chin I think of Christy Hemme.

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 10:59 PM
Sorry, I was backjstage at Raw.
:naughty:

Splaya
03-28-2005, 10:59 PM
Before HHH met him, I knew him as the Deacon Batista

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 11:00 PM
Deacon who?

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 11:00 PM
Triple H: No one ever knew your name before I hooked up with you. In fact, before you came along people knew who I was.
Batista: Well who are you?
Triple H: I am the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I AM THE GAME! I AM TRIPLE...
Batista: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 11:01 PM
Who comes to a debate in their wrestling attire?
Hey, it was a phase...:$

Gone Mad
03-28-2005, 11:01 PM
Before HHH met him, I knew him as the Deacon Batista

OH, TESTIFY!

...ok, Hunter. Stop... talking. Two minutes are left.

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 11:01 PM
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 11:02 PM
hey he used his commercial line. haha :|

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 11:02 PM
LMAO @ Batista

I LOVE YOU.

Splaya
03-28-2005, 11:02 PM
LOL BATISTA JUST MADE THIS ENTIRE NIGHT.


"YOU TALKING TO ME"

Kane Knight
03-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Triple H: No one ever knew your name before I hooked up with you. In fact, before you came along people knew who I was.
Batista: Well who are you?
Triple H: I am the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I AM THE GAME! I AM TRIPLE...
Batista: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!
LOF'ingL

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 11:04 PM
he can't say asshole?

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 11:05 PM
I guess I'm a lil pissed. talking to ex girlfriends can do that. :mad:

KingofOldSchool
03-28-2005, 11:06 PM
DUMBS DOWN!

Gone Mad
03-28-2005, 11:08 PM
WOW... I can't wait for WM now. KURT ANGLE V. HBK!! ...oh, and Batista and HHH.. whatever... BUT KURT AND HBK.... :drool:

Christy is on Howard Stern on E! right now BTW.

Savio
03-28-2005, 11:09 PM
Wow theres only like 3 heavaliy booked title matches for WM21

Splaya
03-28-2005, 11:11 PM
Nice end to Raw

PullMyFinger
03-28-2005, 11:11 PM
I'm late in my post, but hahaha Triple H was real smooth when he sat down.

Splaya
03-28-2005, 11:12 PM
Christy Hemme is being outsmarted by an 11 year old on Howard Stern :lol:

Gone Mad
03-28-2005, 11:13 PM
Wow theres only like 3 heavaliy booked title matches for WM21

Yeah, and one of them is the Women's title match, which is sad.

Corndad
03-28-2005, 11:14 PM
Wow theres only like 3 heavaliy booked title matches for WM21

3 titles booked but alteast 6 matches/segments booked heavy
2 Title Matches
Angle/HBK
Taker/Orton
HOF segment/Pipers Pit
Money in Bank

This doesnt include the time given to the Sumo thing or Women's title
May not be the most hyped WM but its got a great card i thinkl

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 11:16 PM
Hemme ain't even that smart so that doesn't really prove thatmuch. we already knew she could be outsmarted

Gone Mad
03-28-2005, 11:20 PM
Well, Christy is gonna get spanked by Howard now, so this should be a bit more fun.

Christy = :drool: :drool: :drool:

Corkscrewed
03-28-2005, 11:25 PM
he can't say asshole?
No, he can say ass, just not hole. You notice they censored the second part. That's because "hole" is too close to "holy," and President Bush doesn't want religion associated with this sort of stuff. :shifty:

I called the "You talkin' to me" bit half a second before he said it then laughed my ass off when he did. As did my friends who aren't wrestling fans but have seen the Taxi Cab spoof.

SuperSlim
03-28-2005, 11:34 PM
ohhhh so wait a minute... assholy? that makes no sense. blasted FCC and censorship laws

Gouda
03-29-2005, 12:08 AM
Dammit. Christian finally had a microphone and then TSN loses the feed. Only to get it back seconds before they go to commercial. :foc:

In other news.... I think I've finally figured out why Maven and Simon Dean are tagging. What is the connection you ask?

Maven = McDonalds
Simon Dean = Grimace

Makes perfect sense.

RGWhat316
03-29-2005, 12:11 AM
Well, I missed the RAW thread this week, and we had 5 less pages than last week. RAW didn't seem as great as I thought it would be considering this is the last one before WM.

Tomko strikes again! He tried to take out Benoit and busted him up. Arm wrestling match was a waste. Undertaker video package was sweet. KURT FREAKIN ANGLE shows up!!!!!! But I thought they weren't gonna touch each other until sunday. The tag match just seemed to be thrown together. And Maven gets buried further. But Batista using his "you talkin to me?" line was good stuff.

RAW was decent, but not as good of quality as it has been in recent weeks. Hard to believe but I think SmackDown will be the better show this week. But I'm still pumped and ready for Sunday!

What Would Kevin Do?
03-29-2005, 12:48 AM
Okay, quick question. Did anyone else pick up on what the King said when Christy and Lita entered. I'm pretty sure it was this.

KING: If you notice JR, Christy won't go anywhere with out Lita. Then again, Lita will go anywhere.

I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but he definately said "Lita will go anywhere" and I'm wondering if that was a not so subtle shot.

Ruien
03-29-2005, 12:50 AM
Ya I noticed it and thought of Matt and Edge too.

Gouda
03-29-2005, 01:07 AM
Oh yeah... and did anyone notice when Bischoff came in to talk to HHH he was standing there staring at himself in the mirror? Now we know what HHH does with his time. :lol:

PureHatred
03-29-2005, 01:54 AM
Okay, quick question. Did anyone else pick up on what the King said when Christy and Lita entered. I'm pretty sure it was this.

KING: If you notice JR, Christy won't go anywhere with out Lita. Then again, Lita will go anywhere.

I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but he definately said "Lita will go anywhere" and I'm wondering if that was a not so subtle shot.

You're right. That's pretty much exactly what he said. And yeah, I think that was a shot.

I hate watching Raw on the West Coast. I always miss these threads.

RGWhat316
03-29-2005, 03:18 AM
Christy Hemme is being outsmarted by an 11 year old on Howard Stern :lol:
Lol, I missed the 11pm show, so I caught the 2am one, and that was pretty embarrasing to Christy. Poor handicapped guy picked Christy to win him $10,000 and she got anihilated. Looks like the interview and spanking are tomorrow.

CosaNostra
03-29-2005, 06:50 AM
Seeing Lita come down to the ring with Christy.........Lita's face looks like a can of smashed assholes. Seriously, she is butt.

And she was standing next to Christy and that doesn't help her.

Mayo
03-29-2005, 07:49 AM
Okay, quick question. Did anyone else pick up on what the King said when Christy and Lita entered. I'm pretty sure it was this.

KING: If you notice JR, Christy won't go anywhere with out Lita. Then again, Lita will go anywhere.

I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but he definately said "Lita will go anywhere" and I'm wondering if that was a not so subtle shot.haha yeah definitely, I laughed when he said that :D

Kane Knight
03-29-2005, 10:36 AM
Oh yeah... and did anyone notice when Bischoff came in to talk to HHH he was standing there staring at himself in the mirror? Now we know what HHH does with his time. :lol:
Like that's anything new. ;)

Kane Knight
03-29-2005, 10:38 AM
No, he can say ass, just not hole. You notice they censored the second part. That's because "hole" is too close to "holy," and President Bush doesn't want religion associated with this sort of stuff. :shifty:
Which is why he's changing his name from George Bush to something less related to sex. Like George Mankiller.

Team Sheep
03-29-2005, 10:57 AM
I feel sorry for the people who bought tickets last night. How many matches were there, like four? :nono: I realise it's the last RAW before Wrestlemania and everything, but the fans pay to watch wrestling, not a bunch of guys talking and video packages.

Kane Knight
03-29-2005, 10:59 AM
I feel sorry for the people who bought tickets last night. How many matches were there, like four? :nono:
You know, I'd tell you, but I think I slept through three of them.

Team Sheep
03-29-2005, 11:10 AM
You know, I'd tell you, but I think I slept through three of them.

understandable

TerranRich
03-29-2005, 11:20 AM
Wasn't it just a week or two ago where we were sayinig that SmackDown was the unfortunately inferior alternative to RAW? Now it seems the tables have turned.

Speaking of tables, when are the Dudleyz returning from OVW?

Corndad
03-29-2005, 03:20 PM
I still think Raw is the better show, just didnt have a good show at all last night, really this Raw is techically suppose to be the best of the year going into WM but just came up short last night

Also, The Dudleys are suppose to be coming back around the time of the ECW PPV they are having this summer sometime, in June or July I believe, They are currently in OVW

Corkscrewed
03-29-2005, 09:30 PM
^ I totally missed that, but :lol: if that's true! :y:

Kane Knight
03-30-2005, 01:38 AM
Wasn't it just a week or two ago where we were sayinig that SmackDown was the unfortunately inferior alternative to RAW? Now it seems the tables have turned.
I haven't seen this week's SD!, so I don't know. However, "I'm not touching youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" was annoying as fuck, and Raw is the superior show in many ways.