The Official RAW thread (03/28/05): The Face-off!

[Gone Mad]

*** HBKURT!!!!! MAKE HIS ANKE HURT!!!!! SEXY KURT!!!!! *****

[Splaya]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kurts here

[Nervous Ferret]

lol @ Hassan music

[Savio]

Raw techies suck.

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[SuperSlim]

Raw is blowin like a cheap slut with no teeth.

in other words it sucks.

[KingofOldSchool]

You know what would be more interesting than nothing?

[Kane Knight]

Hmm... now if I can only find Innovator...
:lol:

[Kane Knight]

You know what would be more interesting than nothing? something? anything?

[Kane Knight]

This is a very artistic Raw. Less is more. They're taking a minimalist approach.

Smackdown Spoilers!

Smackdown will feature John Cena in mime attire sitting on a stool in the middle of the ring for 2 hours.

[KingofOldSchool]

something? anything?

*ding* *ding* *ding*

We have a weiner!

What do we have for KK????

A video collection of Triple H promos!

[SuperSlim]

I don't what to do now. this sucks so bad.

[KingofOldSchool]

This is a very artistic Raw. Less is more. They're taking a minimalist approach.

Smackdown Spoilers!

Smackdown will feature John Cena in mime attire sitting on a stool in the middle of the ring for 2 hours.

You can't see him!

He's inside a freaking box, homie!

[Gone Mad]

Raw is blowin like a cheap slut with no teeth.

in other words it sucks.

IT WASN'T.... MY.... FAULT !

... ah, maybe it is. Where is Snitsky anyways?

......SSSsssnnnniiitttsskkkyyy ???

[SuperSlim]

and I'm also sick of seein that RVS commercial. if anything play the HCTP commercial. that game was better.

[Kane Knight]

*ding* *ding* *ding*

We have a weiner!

What do we have for KK????

A video collection of Triple H promos!
Good God,. how many DVDs would THAT be?

[SuperSlim]

highlight of the entire night. this commercial

[Nervous Ferret]

yesssssss

[Kane Knight]

and I'm also sick of seein that RVS commercial. if anything play the HCTP commercial. that game was better.
They are being honest though, and hilighting the only selling points og the game.

[KingofOldSchool]

Good God,. how many DVDs would THAT be?

Well let's just say that you'll probably have to add another room to your house/apartment. ;)

[Kane Knight]

ARE YOU TALKING TO HEIDENREICH?

[KingofOldSchool]

What?

[SuperSlim]

HHH time http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[Gone Mad]

*** Are you still awake? Ok, just checking... Here's the Game. Good night. ***

[Kane Knight]

Well let's just say that you'll probably have to add another room to your house/apartment. ;)
I'm freeloading right now. I don't know if I could afford to put up a new room. ;)

Stupid economy.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm the only one here.

[Kane Knight]

DAT's NOT COOL

[SuperSlim]

They are being honest though, and hilighting the only selling points og the game.

what? Torrie's tits? cause Stacy ain't got none.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm freeloading right now. I don't know if I could afford to put up a new room. ;)

Stupid economy.

Well I'm sure you can build a nifty bedroom suite with the DVDs.

You can show it off to your friends and you can tell them that Triple H helped you build it.

[Splaya]

K so here comes the Animal

[Kane Knight]

I'm the only one here.
CRASH!

That...Wasn;t...My...Fault.

[SuperSlim]

why is he naked now?

[KingofOldSchool]

Who comes to a debate in their wrestling attire?

At least JBL had the smarts to come dressed up for his debate with Cena,

[Kane Knight]

why is he naked now?
Sorry, I was backjstage at Raw.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well I'm sure you can build a nifty bedroom suite with the DVDs.

You can show it off to your friends and you can tell them that Triple H helped you build it.

You can even tell people that Triple H held down your mattress. ;)

[SuperSlim]

and everytime I look at Batista's chin I think of Christy Hemme.

[SuperSlim]

Sorry, I was backjstage at Raw.
:naughty:

[Splaya]

Before HHH met him, I knew him as the Deacon Batista

[SuperSlim]

Deacon who?

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H: No one ever knew your name before I hooked up with you. In fact, before you came along people knew who I was.
Batista: Well who are you?
Triple H: I am the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I AM THE GAME! I AM TRIPLE...
Batista: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!

[Kane Knight]

Who comes to a debate in their wrestling attire?
Hey, it was a phase...:$

[Gone Mad]

Before HHH met him, I knew him as the Deacon Batista

OH, TESTIFY!

...ok, Hunter. Stop... talking. Two minutes are left.

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[SuperSlim]

hey he used his commercial line. haha :|

[KingofOldSchool]

LMAO @ Batista

I LOVE YOU.

[Splaya]

LOL BATISTA JUST MADE THIS ENTIRE NIGHT.


"YOU TALKING TO ME"

[Kane Knight]

Triple H: No one ever knew your name before I hooked up with you. In fact, before you came along people knew who I was.
Batista: Well who are you?
Triple H: I am the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I AM THE GAME! I AM TRIPLE...
Batista: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!
LOF'ingL

[SuperSlim]

he can't say asshole?

[SuperSlim]

I guess I'm a lil pissed. talking to ex girlfriends can do that. :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

DUMBS DOWN!

[Gone Mad]

WOW... I can't wait for WM now. KURT ANGLE V. HBK!! ...oh, and Batista and HHH.. whatever... BUT KURT AND HBK.... :drool:

Christy is on Howard Stern on E! right now BTW.

[Savio]

Wow theres only like 3 heavaliy booked title matches for WM21

[Splaya]

Nice end to Raw

[PullMyFinger]

I'm late in my post, but hahaha Triple H was real smooth when he sat down.

[Splaya]

Christy Hemme is being outsmarted by an 11 year old on Howard Stern :lol:

[Gone Mad]

Wow theres only like 3 heavaliy booked title matches for WM21

Yeah, and one of them is the Women's title match, which is sad.

[Corndad]

Wow theres only like 3 heavaliy booked title matches for WM21

3 titles booked but alteast 6 matches/segments booked heavy
2 Title Matches
Angle/HBK
Taker/Orton
HOF segment/Pipers Pit
Money in Bank

This doesnt include the time given to the Sumo thing or Women's title
May not be the most hyped WM but its got a great card i thinkl

[SuperSlim]

Hemme ain't even that smart so that doesn't really prove thatmuch. we already knew she could be outsmarted

[Gone Mad]

Well, Christy is gonna get spanked by Howard now, so this should be a bit more fun.

Christy = :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Corkscrewed]

he can't say asshole?
No, he can say ass, just not hole. You notice they censored the second part. That's because "hole" is too close to "holy," and President Bush doesn't want religion associated with this sort of stuff. :shifty:

I called the "You talkin' to me" bit half a second before he said it then laughed my ass off when he did. As did my friends who aren't wrestling fans but have seen the Taxi Cab spoof.

[SuperSlim]

ohhhh so wait a minute... assholy? that makes no sense. blasted FCC and censorship laws

[Gouda]

Dammit. Christian finally had a microphone and then TSN loses the feed. Only to get it back seconds before they go to commercial. :foc:

In other news.... I think I've finally figured out why Maven and Simon Dean are tagging. What is the connection you ask?

Maven = McDonalds
Simon Dean = Grimace

Makes perfect sense.

[RGWhat316]

Well, I missed the RAW thread this week, and we had 5 less pages than last week. RAW didn't seem as great as I thought it would be considering this is the last one before WM.

Tomko strikes again! He tried to take out Benoit and busted him up. Arm wrestling match was a waste. Undertaker video package was sweet. KURT FREAKIN ANGLE shows up!!!!!! But I thought they weren't gonna touch each other until sunday. The tag match just seemed to be thrown together. And Maven gets buried further. But Batista using his "you talkin to me?" line was good stuff.

RAW was decent, but not as good of quality as it has been in recent weeks. Hard to believe but I think SmackDown will be the better show this week. But I'm still pumped and ready for Sunday!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Okay, quick question. Did anyone else pick up on what the King said when Christy and Lita entered. I'm pretty sure it was this.

KING: If you notice JR, Christy won't go anywhere with out Lita. Then again, Lita will go anywhere.

I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but he definately said "Lita will go anywhere" and I'm wondering if that was a not so subtle shot.

[Ruien]

Ya I noticed it and thought of Matt and Edge too.

[Gouda]

Oh yeah... and did anyone notice when Bischoff came in to talk to HHH he was standing there staring at himself in the mirror? Now we know what HHH does with his time. :lol:

[PureHatred]

Okay, quick question. Did anyone else pick up on what the King said when Christy and Lita entered. I'm pretty sure it was this.

KING: If you notice JR, Christy won't go anywhere with out Lita. Then again, Lita will go anywhere.

I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but he definately said "Lita will go anywhere" and I'm wondering if that was a not so subtle shot.

You're right. That's pretty much exactly what he said. And yeah, I think that was a shot.

I hate watching Raw on the West Coast. I always miss these threads.

[RGWhat316]

Christy Hemme is being outsmarted by an 11 year old on Howard Stern :lol:
Lol, I missed the 11pm show, so I caught the 2am one, and that was pretty embarrasing to Christy. Poor handicapped guy picked Christy to win him $10,000 and she got anihilated. Looks like the interview and spanking are tomorrow.

[CosaNostra]

Seeing Lita come down to the ring with Christy.........Lita's face looks like a can of smashed assholes. Seriously, she is butt.

And she was standing next to Christy and that doesn't help her.

[Mayo]

Okay, quick question. Did anyone else pick up on what the King said when Christy and Lita entered. I'm pretty sure it was this.

KING: If you notice JR, Christy won't go anywhere with out Lita. Then again, Lita will go anywhere.

I'm not sure if that's the exact quote, but he definately said "Lita will go anywhere" and I'm wondering if that was a not so subtle shot.haha yeah definitely, I laughed when he said that :D

[Kane Knight]

Oh yeah... and did anyone notice when Bischoff came in to talk to HHH he was standing there staring at himself in the mirror? Now we know what HHH does with his time. :lol:
Like that's anything new. ;)

[Kane Knight]

No, he can say ass, just not hole. You notice they censored the second part. That's because "hole" is too close to "holy," and President Bush doesn't want religion associated with this sort of stuff. :shifty:
Which is why he's changing his name from George Bush to something less related to sex. Like George Mankiller.

[Team Sheep]

I feel sorry for the people who bought tickets last night. How many matches were there, like four? :nono: I realise it's the last RAW before Wrestlemania and everything, but the fans pay to watch wrestling, not a bunch of guys talking and video packages.

[Kane Knight]

I feel sorry for the people who bought tickets last night. How many matches were there, like four? :nono:
You know, I'd tell you, but I think I slept through three of them.

[Team Sheep]

You know, I'd tell you, but I think I slept through three of them.

understandable

[TerranRich]

Wasn't it just a week or two ago where we were sayinig that SmackDown was the unfortunately inferior alternative to RAW? Now it seems the tables have turned.

Speaking of tables, when are the Dudleyz returning from OVW?

[Corndad]

I still think Raw is the better show, just didnt have a good show at all last night, really this Raw is techically suppose to be the best of the year going into WM but just came up short last night

Also, The Dudleys are suppose to be coming back around the time of the ECW PPV they are having this summer sometime, in June or July I believe, They are currently in OVW

[Corkscrewed]

^ I totally missed that, but :lol: if that's true! :y:

[Kane Knight]

Wasn't it just a week or two ago where we were sayinig that SmackDown was the unfortunately inferior alternative to RAW? Now it seems the tables have turned.
I haven't seen this week's SD!, so I don't know. However, "I'm not touching youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" was annoying as fuck, and Raw is the superior show in many ways.