Tyson Tomko isn't that bad. [Archive]

Anybody Thrilla

03-30-2005, 07:50 PM

At first, I couldn't stand the guy. He was botching like a miscarriage. But I dunno, he seems like he plays his 'Problem Solver' role pretty well, and he was damn decent in that six man tag on Raw. What do you guys think about him?

Blue Demon

03-30-2005, 07:51 PM

I never really thought he was that horrible...just not that great

The Naitch

03-30-2005, 07:52 PM

I was going to make a thread about him. I was going to talk about how everytime he tries to distract the ref, he always (like 90% of the time) gets knocked off the apron. The title would be...

Tyson Tomko is useless

But lately, he's getting closer to being a "Problem Solver"

redoneja

03-30-2005, 07:55 PM

:|
Give him some time, hopefully he learn to expand his repertoire from working w/ Christian.

mike627

03-30-2005, 08:02 PM

Tomko is not good but not very bad. :|

James Steele

03-30-2005, 08:06 PM

Average. aka :| (or as I like to call it "meh")

Anybody Thrilla

03-30-2005, 08:11 PM

I would just like to note that his big boot to Shelton Benjamin on Raw was fucking wicked.

Kane Knight

03-30-2005, 08:12 PM

Blah.

Anybody Thrilla

03-30-2005, 08:23 PM

Perhaps you all are failing to notice his amazing goatee?

James Steele

03-30-2005, 08:28 PM

Yeah. Jim Brewer did it on SNL a long time ago. Your point?

RemyRed

03-30-2005, 08:30 PM

He's exactly like Batista.

Funky Fly

03-30-2005, 08:36 PM

Bland. His look is decent with the goat beard, straight face and tatoos, but he has no charisma (even big mna charisma) and sub par ring ability.

James Steele

03-30-2005, 08:50 PM

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John la Rock

03-30-2005, 08:54 PM

he's good as Christian's problem solver who stands in the corner. he sucks in the ring

Kane Knight

03-30-2005, 09:09 PM

Bland. His look is decent with the goat beard, straight face and tatoos, but he has no charisma (even big mna charisma) and sub par ring ability.
yup. He makes Batista look good.

Mayo

03-30-2005, 09:30 PM

Christian: Tomko, give me a beat.

Tomko: No.

Kane Knight

03-30-2005, 09:40 PM

That was awesome.

Gone Mad

03-30-2005, 10:52 PM

I think it was a big boot or a slam that he did this week that surprised me, but yeah, Tomko to me isn't that annoying than he was before. He just isn't gonna win any Slammies or whatever wrestling awards are out there.

Nervous Ferret

03-30-2005, 10:53 PM

GOATBOY!

PullMyFinger

03-30-2005, 10:55 PM

I hate how JR always says sarcasticaly, "Christian is getting his "problems solved" outside."

WrestlingFreek1987

03-30-2005, 11:06 PM

I hate how JR always says sarcasticaly, "Christian is getting his "problems solved" outside."
NO! Tyson Tomko SUCKS!
"I'm gonna solve the mystery.. of the Mystery Woman... RIGHT NOW!! Either that thing comes out here, or I'll go back there, and drag it out myself!! So what's it gonna be? You cross-dressing __________!!!" (WTF was that word anyway? I too need a dictionary).

Loose Cannon

03-30-2005, 11:10 PM

Yea, I got to get Rumble '05. That segment was hillarious.

"That's a very hard job you have, you should be proud of yourselves" lol.

Gertner

03-30-2005, 11:23 PM

i like him. btw JamesSteele your avatar is the greatest that I've ever seen.

Gouda

03-30-2005, 11:54 PM

He's not as bad as he was before.

However I find it ridiculous that he's a "Problem Solver" yet all he does is lose and never solve any problems at all.

Kane Knight

03-30-2005, 11:54 PM

Well, it's because he hasn't encountered any puzzles.

PullMyFinger

03-31-2005, 12:04 AM

He's not as bad as he was before.

However I find it ridiculous that he's a "Problem Solver" yet all he does is lose and never solve any problems at all.
I thought I was the only one that noticed that! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Kane Knight

03-31-2005, 12:08 AM

I'm telling ya. Give him a riddle, and he'll pwn you all.

Shadow

03-31-2005, 12:10 AM

He's not bad...but he's not good. He's avarage really.

Amaroqwolf

03-31-2005, 12:22 AM

He's Blah...just Blah

Corkscrewed

03-31-2005, 01:30 AM

I'm telling ya. Give him a riddle, and he'll pwn you all.
But remember El Santo's (I think) caption?

*Jericho atop the cage staring at Tomko*
JERICHO: Hey, what's the square root of 39558820?
TOMKO: Uh.....

Corkscrewed

03-31-2005, 01:30 AM

I thought it was hilarious anyway.

03-31-2005, 06:30 AM

He's not bad but he's not great. Average performer but I like him simply for that RR moment.

Christian: Tomko, give me a beat.

Tomko: No.

Team Sheep

03-31-2005, 08:18 AM

I dunno, there was a bit on RAW in that tag match where he was in there with Jericho and Y2J had to run over him. I'm not too sure if that was planned, or if Tomko fucked up there.

Kane Knight

03-31-2005, 09:47 AM

But remember El Santo's (I think) caption?

*Jericho atop the cage staring at Tomko*
JERICHO: Hey, what's the square root of 39558820?
TOMKO: Uh.....
Actually, I don't.

Anybody Thrilla

03-31-2005, 12:49 PM

Yeah, I wasn't trying to say he's the next Repo Man or anything, I'm just saying he's amazingly average. And it works.

Kane Knight

03-31-2005, 01:04 PM

He's not even amazingly average. He's still subpar, he's just not the next worst thing.

Loose Cannon

03-31-2005, 06:30 PM

He's total crap. His match with Richards on that PPV definately ranks up there with "Worst PPV matches of all-time."

Have seen absolutely nothing from him that makes me care.