Best. Baseball Season Preview. EVER!

[Evil Vito]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=baseball/calendar/april

:shifty:

[Nervous Ferret]

08

"Fever Pitch," starring Jimmy Fallon, opens in theaters nationwide, and baseball postpones all games so fans have time to locate Fallon and beat him with hard objects.


lol

[Splaya]

15

http://espn.go.com/media/mlb/2005/0317/photo/g_mcgwire_sm.jpgMark McGwire fails to turn in his taxes on time, telling his accountant he wants to focus

:lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

29

With the Giants in town, the Pirates give the first 20,000 fans in attendance a bobblehead doll of former Pittsburgh star Barry Bonds. The doll stands 11 inches tall and weighs 1 pound, 8 ounces, which was Bonds' relative weight when he played with the Pirates.


ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Splaya]

15

http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos/050331stanley.jpgBaseball purchases the unused Stanley Cup from the cash-strapped NHL for $50 with the idea of presenting it to the best Canadian player at the end of the season.

That was a good one.

[Splaya]

12

The All-Star Game is played at Comerica Park in Detroit, the first time ever that Major League Baseball has played its Midsummer Classic at a minor league team's stadium.



That one really hurt :(

[MoRcHeEbA]

god shut the fuck up splaya... reading your posts makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes.

[Loose Cannon]

"The Cubs announce they will install an MRI machine in their dugout at Wrigley Field so they can examine Mark Prior and Kerry Wood between innings."

LOL

[Nervous Ferret]

god shut the fuck up splaya... reading your posts makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes. Dont hate Splaya :'( Despise him..:D :) :D :) GRRRRRRRR

[Splaya]

god shut the fuck up splaya... reading your posts makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes.

Good, do it and get it the fuck over with.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

April 06
Asked before a game by a Spanish-speaking reporter if he's ever taken steroids, Orioles slugger Sammy Sosa pretends as though he doesn't speak Spanish.

May 25
Orioles slugger Sammy Sosa announces he has learned to speak English again.



May 15
Mark McGwire fails to turn in his taxes on time, telling his accountant he wants to focus on the future, not the past.

May 24
Mark McGwire tells his son that he should not study for his history final because he should think about the future, not the past.


Rehashing jokes is bad in general, but twice in the same article? Come on

[MoRcHeEbA]

Dont hate Splaya :'( Despise him..:D :) :D :) GRRRRRRRR


splaya makes you look like the best poster here.

[The Outlaw]

:|

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO, didn't even see the rest before. Some of these are great

"House of Representative members call Jeremy Giambi, Armando Rios, Marvin Benard and Randy Velarde to appear before Congress to ask them why they suck so bad despite taking steroids."

Cincinnati outfielder Adam Dunn strikes out for the 200th time in the 2005 season -- a personal best and a new major league record -- in a home game against the Brewers, and the Reds stop play for 15 minutes to hold a special ceremony commemorating the feat."

"After the Devil Rays are forced to postpone a game due to a hurricane hitting Florida, the Yankees request the commissioner's office give them a victory by forfeit, even though the Devil Rays were scheduled to play the Blue Jays, not the Yankees."

"Trailing with the bases loaded and no outs in the bottom of the ninth in a crucial match-up against the Astros, Scott Rolen hits into a triple play. But the home fans give him a standing ovation anyway."

"Braves starter John Smoltz goes 4 2/3 innings in a start against the Brewers in what will be his longest outing of the season, as Atlanta starts dialing back his innings to rest him for the playoffs."

:rofl:

and lol at the Moyer and LaRusa knocks.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>June 20th: Nationals' starter Zach Day pitches all 17 innings of an extra-innings game against the Pirates after manager Frank Robinson falls asleep again in the dugout and fails to remove him.</font>

:lol:

[John la Rock]

:y: