Ruin your favorite movie.

[Champion of Europa]

Recast one of your favorite movie's leads with the worst actors you can think that would fit the part.

Pulp Fiction:

Vincent - Mike Myers
Jules - LL Cool J
Mia - Brittany Murphy
Butch - Sylvester Stallone
Marsellus - Chris Tucker

[DaveWadding]

God, you just ruined it.

[The Icon of Elisim]

Spongebob Square Pants movie

Spongebob- Shaq
Patrick- Vin Diesel
David Hasselhof- Willam Shatner

[mitchables]

Snatch

Turkish: Tom Cruise
Tommy: Charlie Sheen
Mickey: Sylvester Stallone
BrickTop: Sir Ian Mackellan (sp?)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Danny DeVito
Cousin Avi: Jerry Seinfeld
Doug the Head: Christopher Walken
Sol: Morgan Freeman
Vince: Denzel Washington
Tyrone: Danny Glover
Boris the Blade: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Frankie Four Fingers: The drummer from Def Leppard

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That would be awful. :|

[Triple A]

A Clockwork Orange

Alex: Philip Seymour Hoffman

[Buzzkill]

lol triple a

[Triple A]

Nah he would probably play it like real amazing. It is just that he is a disgusting mess.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Goodfellas

Henry: David Schwimmer
Jimmy: Gary Busey
Tommy: David Spade
Karen: Madonna
Paul: Louie Anderson

[weather vane]

Goodfellas

Jimmy Conway - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Henry Hill - Pee Wee Herman
Tommy DeVito - Pauly Shore
Karen Hill - Joan Rivers
Paul Cicero - Louie Anderson

HOLY FUCK! SAME TIME ...

hahah same guy for Pauly.

I'm too baked for this.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punch-Drunk Love

Barry Egan: Keanu Reeves
Lena Leonard: Jessica Alba
Dean Trumbell (D & D Mattressman): Tobey Maguire
Lance: Sylvester Stallone

This would be WACKY.

[Downunder]

Cast Keanu in just about any movie and you'll ruin it

[asphyXy]

Derek Vinyard: Keanu Reeves

Oh god.

[Shaggy]

Die Hard---

John McClane----Tom Green

Just that one thing would of ruined the whole film

[John la Rock]

The Godfather

Don Vito Corleone - Steven Segal
Michael Corleone - Chris Kattan
Sunny Corleone - Burt Reynolds
Tom Hagen - Dave Chappelle
Clemenza - The guy who played Goldberg in the Mighty Ducks
Kay Adams - Orlando Bloom
Sollozzo - Jean-Claude Van Dam

[Innovator]

Boondock Saints

Willem Dafoe - Keanu Reeves
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jimmy Fallon
Norman Reedus - Orlando Bloom

[Innovator]

Derek Vinyard: Keanu Reeves

Oh god......mother of god

[Gertner]

American Psycho

Patrick Bateman- Ben Affleck


actually, that would ruin it more than anything.

[Sickboy]

Lord of the Rings

Frodo - Jason Biggs
Sam - Anthony Anderson
Gandalf - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Aragorn - Steven Seagal
Pippin - Vin Diesel
Merry - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Saruman - Dennis Hopper
Gimli - Quentin Tarantino
Legolas - Danny Trejo
Arwen - Pamela Anderson
Eowyn - Carmen Electra

Oh, and director - Uwe Boll

[El Santo]

Fight Club

The Narrator - Seth Green
Tyler Durden - Colin Farrell
Marla Singer - Claire Danes
Robert Paulson - Tom Arnold

[House of Pancakes]

psycho:

norman bates - Kane
chick who gets stabbed in shower - the Fabulous Moolah
directed by: Vince McMahon

[Lamuella]

folloing on from Champion Of Europa's excellent thread, ruin a movie by changing one crucial plot point.

Fight Club

The narrator and Marla Singer are the same person

Donnie Darko

At the end, Frank shoots Donnie

Star Wars trilogy

Luke and Leia are brother and sister but they only find this out AFTER they have boinked.

[House of Pancakes]

now this is just getting retarded. anybody can say anything.

"omg in lord of the rings, what if at the end, frodo and sam made out and aragorn turned into a fire-breathing dragon!"

[Lamuella]

no, the point is it has to be one small change that would reverse the whole meaning and feel of the movie.

for example, The Usual Suspects would be an entirely different film if Dave Kujan was Keyser Sose.

[Lamuella]

Clerks

Dante - Rick Moranis
Randall - Pauly Shore
Veronica - Tara Ried
Kaitlin - Paris Hilton
Jay - Chad Michael Murray
Silent Bob - Andy Richter

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Lock Stock:
Ed: Adam Sandler
Bacon: Haydn Christianson
Tom: Sean William Scott
Soap: Jason Biggs
Barry the Baptist: Steven Segall
Hatchet Harry: Abe Vigoda
Big Chris: Vin Diesel
Little Chris: McCaulley Caulken
Nick The Greek: Tim Allen
(I can't remember the black guy with the fros name, bigup mental block :( :( ) : Samuel L Jackson (that'd be pretty jokes lol)
fuck there are too many characters

I can't remember the 4 pothead names and then there was Gloria as well. You get the idea though.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I hate when wrestling fans bring wrestling jokes into the other forums, it isn't funny AT ALL.

[Fignuts]

Boondock Saints

Willem Dafoe - Keanu Reeves
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jimmy Fallon
Norman Reedus - Orlando Bloom

FUCKING GOD, INNOVATOR!!!! EVERYTIME I THINK OF BOONDOCK SAINTS IN A THREAD, YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!


GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[Innovator]

Just imagine Jimmy Fallon in the movie, already its ruined

[el fregadero]

I think Star Wars would have been better if Luke and Leia did boink, as you so put it, AFTER they found out they were related.

Huge change in the feel of the movies.

[#1-norm-fan]

Clerks
Silent Bob - Andy Richter

... that was the best you could think of? That's not really THAT bad.

[John la Rock]

Fight Club

Tyler Durden - Colin Farrell



Colin Farrell would probably make a better Tyler than Brad Pitt

[Lamuella]

you KNOW there's fanfiction about it out there.

[El Santo]

Colin Farrell would probably make a better Tyler than Brad Pitt

I'm not criticizing the actor, really. It's just that the chemistry between Norton and Pitt was so compelling that it kept you on the edge of your seat. My girlfriend and I were watching the movie last weekend, and we were throwing out names to figure out who else could play the Narrator and Tyler Durden. In the end, we decided that any change in actors would make the interplay less enjoyable.

Besides, it's way too easy to pick bad actors for your favorite roles. I wanted to keep it more or less close to type. I have nothing against Seth Green, for example, but if I picked the absolute worst for any role, every actor would be Freddy Prinze Jr. :p

[El Santo]

In The Matrix, Zion turns out to be another virtual reality program. (Yeah, yeah... I know it's a theory postulated countless times by Matrix fans, but it seemed more compelling that what actually happened in Matrix Revolutions.)

EDIT: Oh, wait... "ruin". Well, how about: Zion turns out to be a VR program, but then the reality that Neo gets sent to also turns out to be a VR program. Keanu lets out a painfully agonizing yet strangely effette scream.