Official Wrestlemania 21 Thread

[Azriel]

women's title will probably be next

[Savio]

Taker on the offence now. Neck braker on orton. 2 count.

[Savio]

Taker does stinger splash in the corner.

[KayfabeMan]

It would be something if it were.

It'd be a bad streak of 13 for Taker. 13 is where he'd lose, 13 is where he'd be on the list, and 13 was the Wrestlemania where Sid shit his pants against The Undertaker :shifty:

[Fabien Barthez]

Watching a big taker match is like de ja vu. I'm not gonna comment on the match because if you cast your mind back, you will have seen it before.

[The Answer]

Orton has that arrogance back. LOL Randy Sucks chant it's the Rock all over again

[Savio]

Orton hits a flying elbow followed by numerous rights.

[Kane Knight]

Did Taker just say "fuck?"

[Fabien Barthez]

Did Taker just say "fuck?"

I was just about to say the same thing.

[Savio]

Orton with more rights. exchanging rights.

[Azriel]

Not a bad match so far. Come on Orton. RKO time

[Savio]

Dragon sleeper.

[The Answer]

Not a bad match so far. Come on Orton. RKO time

I thought you wanted Taker to win?

[Kane Knight]

I smell a HEEL victory.

[Azriel]

Nah, I want Orton to win

[Savio]

Taker is uppercutting orton now. My streamer paused........Orton put him in another sleep but Taker counterd in to a suplex.

[Pegasus Crawford]

Cowboy Bob Orton interference :mad:

[Kane Knight]

There's a shock.

[Azriel]

Orton Classic interfering

[Savio]

Choke slam by taker 1.......2.......kickout!

[Kane Knight]

Orton better win. Taker's boring.

[Fabien Barthez]

Bob Orton just turned round and said 'what the fuck'?

Some cussin' goin' down in this match.

[Pegasus Crawford]

OMG counter Chokeslam into RKO

[Kane Knight]

HOLY SHIT! CHOKESLAM INTO RKO!

[Savio]

Taker kicked out of something by Cowboy bob orton.

[Kane Knight]

*SNOREGASM*

[Azriel]

Crap, Taker won. But that was pretty awesome

[Drakul]

Lol JR juniour in the crowd after the taker match :shifty:

[The Answer]

Damn Taker wins again. He doesn't put any of the young guys over

[Pegasus Crawford]

Taker goes 13-0.

Randy tries to go for a tombstone but Taker reverses and goes for the pin

[Savio]

Streamer went out :(

[Cactus Sid]

I enjoyed that match, and I think its the right result, save Taker's defeat at Wrestlemania for a non-arrogant twat.

[Azriel]

So, who will ever defeat Taker at WM?

[Fabien Barthez]

Well, that was boring. bitch fight next

[Cactus Sid]

By that I mean..... someone who isn't an arrogant twat

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[McLegend]

Fuck


I guess if Orton is not going to be around for a while Taker had to win.

[Savio]

Bullshit!

[Azriel]

Boring? I don't think so.

[Pegasus Crawford]

Women's championship match up next. Guess I should go burn another CD.

[The Answer]

Bullshit!

Funny thing is Taker was requesting this match :roll: . Just to bury Orton

[DMI]

asdfkjfjalfjdklsdf orton is a bitch

[Azriel]

Trish and Christy both looking good.

[Azriel]

I predict 5 minutes

[Fabien Barthez]

Did they say Christy has alot of 'spunk'?

[Azriel]

Yeah...spunk :shifty:

[KayfabeMan]

:y: Yay Taker.

[The Answer]

Worst pin ever. You can tell Christy is so nervous. Trish is trying to settle her down

[Cactus Sid]

Funny thing is Taker was requesting this match :roll: . Just to bury Orton

Orton would've gone over if he wasn't injured

[Pegasus Crawford]

Those suspenders on Trish are not needed.

[Azriel]

Certainly didnt look that injured to me.

[Savio]

Trish laid down but Christy fell in to the steps.

[Azriel]

Eh, snore.

[Fabien Barthez]

Ooh, see Christy's knickers in that pin. A sneak peek is better than nothing.

[Cactus Sid]

Jeez, that was awfully close to seeing a lot more of Christy than the WWE usually allows on PPV.

Anyway, that could have been a lot worse than it was.

[Azriel]

Oh, this should be a hot match coming up.

[The Answer]

Is it me or did christy have a three on that roll up? Anyway finally got a tipsters result right.

[Pegasus Crawford]

WTF. Why the hell is Show/Akebono so high up there on the card... :mad:

[Cactus Sid]

Certainly didnt look that injured to me.

He's out for 6 months for shoulder surgery

[Azriel]

Hopefully this will be the match of the night

[M. Banana]

GOD DAMNIT I CANT WATCH IT!!!

:mad:

You're all lucky.

[M. Banana]

Nah.. =\

[The Answer]

Come on HBK!!!!. Don't tap out!!!!

[Joe Kerr]

Best match of the night

[Fabien Barthez]

HBK is dressed like an S & M drag queen.

[Savio]

WTF. Why the hell is Show/Akebono so high up there on the card... :mad:People need to piss

I'm 1 for 4 tonight!

[Fabien Barthez]

Ferret logs off and Banana logs on.

The winner is not an issue for me, the finish however, is. Clean hopefully.

[The Answer]

Anyone else think Jannety costs someone the match?

[KayfabeMan]

HBK is an S & M drag queen.

I knew it.

[Savio]

Stare down...Take down by angle

[Azriel]

I think Marty will screw HBK.

[Azriel]

Damn, this is a mixed crowd.

[Fabien Barthez]

Any chance you can keep it to paragraph segments Savior? This is taking a week to load for me already and I have broardband.

[Savio]

Head lock back elbow by kurt then shoulder block knocking down HBK.......HBK Applies short arm scissors.

[Savio]

maybe if my streamer worked well.........Angle picks up michael still submissions sunset flip 2 count backslide by HBK 2 count Head lcok by michaels.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. This match ain't doing much for me.

[KayfabeMan]

I think Marty will screw HBK.

On behalf of Bret Hart.

Then he'll apologize to Shawn when he finds out that Bret has paid him in Canadian funds :shifty:

[Fabien Barthez]

Nah me neither. Angle just angle slammed michaels into the ringpost ass to steel!

it's quite sad how im only amused by run ins and big spots these days.

[Savio]

Rights by angle in to bear hug michaels reverse in to rights. Something happens and angle is out of the ring....steamer stops. HBk spine in to Ring post Angle goes back in to ring out again. Angle doing a submission on michaels back. Suplex by angle 2 count.

[Kane Knight]

On behalf of Bret Hart.

Then he'll apologize to Shawn when he finds out that Bret has paid him in Canadian funds :shifty:
LOL

[Pegasus Crawford]

I predict Michales to be "busted open" during this match.

[Kane Knight]

Nah me neither. Angle just angle slammed michaels into the ringpost ass to steel!

it's quite sad how im only amused by run ins and big spots these days.
What else is there in wrestling?

[Savio]

Rear naked choke by angle HBK back up knife edge chopps HBk to corner belly to belly Michaels is down and hurt. aother one kick out.

[Kane Knight]

I predict Michales to be "busted open" during this match.
Why don't you choose something riskier? Like wagering Angle will BREATHE during the match?

[Fabien Barthez]

This match is pretty predictable and boring. I hope its just a good clean finish and soon.

[Azriel]

If Bret were to interfere, the arena would explode

[Savio]

Long submission by angle....Still can't see anything.
JR: Kurt angle sencing victory.
Arm drag by HBK Back drop by HBK. over top rope.

[Kane Knight]

This match is pretty predictable and boring. I hope its just a good clean finish and soon.

[The Answer]

Damn what a move by the Showstopper....

[Pegasus Crawford]

Boy, them tables sure are durable.

[Kane Knight]

King just said "bump." Another word they can no longer bitch at for us "smarks" using.

[Fabien Barthez]

What else is there in wrestling?

Exactly.

Has Shawn lost his razorblade or something?

that splash on the table was pretty cool, but the announce table is still standing, WTF is that all about?

[Volchok]

could anyone give me some results of what happend so far?

[Savio]

Michaels is bleeding Angle trying for a german suplex from the apron.

[Azriel]

I guess tables have become expensive nowadays :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Boy, them tables sure are durable.
Steel reinforced.

Because bouncing off of steel is less dangerous than smashing through plywood. ;)

[Savio]

They went through the table.

[Kane Knight]

Exactly.

Has Shawn lost his razorblade or something?

that splash on the table was pretty cool, but the announce table is still standing, WTF is that all about?
I think he bled too much of late to turn into THE CRIMSON MASK again

[TerranRich]

Oh, I've heard words like "angle", "heel" and "work" used in mainstream. Oh, and "job" too.

[Azriel]

Michaels wont connect

[Fabien Barthez]

Michaels is bleeding .

You would think that would be the case by now, give it a few more minutes.

[Pegasus Crawford]

Angle blocks Sweet Chin Music into the anklelock!

[Azriel]

That was a pretty nice counter

[Kane Knight]

Oh, I've heard words like "angle", "heel" and "work" used in mainstream. Oh, and "job" too.
Well, "face" (Babyface primarily) and "heel" come right out of movies. "angle" is common enough, as is work.

The only one that could be argued out of those is "Job," but they bitch anyway. The WWE invented the terms like P. Diddy invented the remix.

[PullMyFinger]

this fucking streamer shit I have going SUCKS NOW!

[Kane Knight]

You would think that would be the case by now, give it a few more minutes.
He really is bleeding, it's just not the massive onslaught we're used to. He's got a bloody nose.

[Savio]

Flying fore arm by michaels Rights to angle. Michaels tryin to end it Elbow form top...Tunin up band Sweet chin ankle block! Inches away he get em.

[Azriel]

There go tye straps. Angle means business now :lol:

[The Answer]

Angle almost broke his arm. Did they learn nothing from Lesnar?

[Fabien Barthez]

Wank angle moonsault missed.

Its like someone doing a belly flop at a swimming pool.

[Azriel]

Wow, that was close

[Kane Knight]

Tapping out of a Super Angle Slam. :D

[Pegasus Crawford]

WTF @ Michales no selling the Angle Slam off the top rope >_>

[Kane Knight]

KICKING. Sorry.

[Savio]

Angle is goin for a moon sault HBk moved.

[The Answer]

Come on HBK!!!!

[KayfabeMan]

If Bret were to interfere,the arena would explode

And they'd blame it on Muhammed Hassan of course.

[Fabien Barthez]

He really is bleeding, it's just not the massive onslaught we're used to. He's got a bloody nose.


I'm pretty sure thats from Angles mouth.

Quality super kick from HBK and both are down for the 10 count to start.

[Kane Knight]

WTF @ Michales no selling the Angle Slam off the top rope >_>
Who does he think he is? Undertaker?

[KayfabeMan]

:shifty:

[Savio]

Yeah I am way far behind.

[The Answer]

Another botched count :rant:

[Kane Knight]

I'm pretty sure thats from Angles mouth.

Quality super kick from HBK and both are down for the 10 count to start.
Well, considering JR said he was bleeding, he was probably wrong.

[Azriel]

Damn, this is a pretty good Mania so far

[Kane Knight]

TAP DAMMIT

[Kane Knight]

TAP!

[Fabien Barthez]

This is actually getting pretty good, ankle lock should mean clean finish.

[Kane Knight]

SAERGB wdg vlSVL:RW GHwer:og we TAP

[KayfabeMan]

GREGORY HINES!

[Azriel]

I think its time to tap Shawn

[Savio]

Don't tap!

[Kane Knight]

TAP OR I WILL KILL NERVOUS FERRET!

[Pegasus Crawford]

MICHAELS TAPS

[Azriel]

GREGORY HINES!
He's dead :|

[Kane Knight]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Savio]

NO!

[Fabien Barthez]

TAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!! YOU SADISTIC BASTARD!!!!

Oh, he has.

That was good towards the end. good wrestling match overall. Very good indeed actually.

[The Answer]

No!!!!! HBK tapped out after Angle had Micheals in the ankle lock for years

[KayfabeMan]

He may be dead, but he can still tap.

[Savio]

Somebody help him!

[Azriel]

Finally, Shawn taps. Damn, that ankle lock was on for a while. Hopefully Shawn's okay.

[Kane Knight]

I lied. I'm still going to kill nervous ferret.

[TerranRich]

Longest. Ankle Lock. Ever.

Or so it sounds... :shifty:

[Rain Man]

Haven't posted yet tonight but that match was fuckign awesome! I was going nuts... ANGLE=GREATEST OF ALL TIME

[Savio]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>MOTY canidate</font>

[Fabien Barthez]

How many times has JR said 'Hall of Fame' ?

[Azriel]

Pipers Pit next?

[Kane Knight]

Finally, Shawn taps. Damn, that ankle lock was on for a while. Hopefully Shawn's okay.
Actually, it was cooler to see it locked in for the 90 minutes.

[KayfabeMan]

:lol: @ Kane Knight

[ford fairlane]

tap tap tap whos the daddy

[Savio]

Raw lost otnight.

[McDoogle]

Angle is the fucking man.

[Azriel]

Angle is always one of the best workers in the WWE. He needs the title again.

[Rain Man]

That match was awesome 10 out of 10 in my book. No doubt gonna be the best match of the night! Wow I think I still have a boner

[Savio]

JR: HBK future hall of famer.

[TerranRich]

Finally, Shawn taps. Damn, that ankle lock was on for a while. Hopefully Shawn's okay.

I doubt the Ankle Lock puts any real pressure on the ankle. It is, after all, just a wrestling move that can be easily made to look real. Remember Scotty 2 Hotty's ankle nearly breaking in half? :p

Or...did you mean the bloody nose? ;)

[KayfabeMan]

What if Piper hits Austin in the head with a full can of beer?

The marks will think it's something new and creative, and Jimmy Snuka will :rant:

[Rain Man]

Damn Mae is looking good

[Azriel]

Yep, Pipers Pit.

[Pegasus Crawford]

Pipers Pit comin

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I doubt the Ankle Lock puts any real pressure on the ankle. It is, after all, just a wrestling move that can be easily made to look real. Remember Scotty 2 Hotty's ankle nearly breaking in half? :p


It's amazing what a twisted shoe can do, isn't it? :P

[The Answer]

First Orton loses than HBK loses only thing left to ruin my night would be JBL retaining

[Fabien Barthez]

I hope this is good. I will be pissed off if this sucks.

[Azriel]

The crowd's gonna go ballistic when Austin comes out. Cover your ears! :lol:

[TerranRich]

Damn Mae is looking good

She HOT!! :naughty:

[Rain Man]

Not very decorative for Piper's Pit couple stools and a carpet? Thought the WWE would go all out on this.. But again it is the WWE

[Kane Knight]

Wow I think I still have a boner

[The Answer]

I doubt the Ankle Lock puts any real pressure on the ankle. It is, after all, just a wrestling move that can be easily made to look real. Remember Scotty 2 Hotty's ankle nearly breaking in half? :p

Or...did you mean the bloody nose? ;)

Ever try putting that on someone for real?

[KayfabeMan]

Yeah, rub it in our faces.

Not your boner, but the fact that you can get one :(

[Azriel]

Woah, Piper cursed

[KayfabeMan]

Not that I can't :shifty:

[Azriel]

This should be good.

[Rain Man]

Pissbreak as Austin goes to every corner..

[The Answer]

The crowd's gonna go ballistic when Austin comes out. Cover your ears! :lol:

Didn't sound to loud to me. Hogan got a bigger pop

[Savio]

Not very decorative for Piper's Pit couple stools and a carpet? Thought the WWE would go all out on this.. But again it is the WWEThats what it usually has right?

[RP]

Vince will come out and get stunned. The End.

[Fabien Barthez]

Piper said WWF. :o

[TerranRich]

Ever try putting that on someone for real?

Yes. I tested it out first to make sure I had it right. I could twist it in a way that it wouldn't hurt or cause damage. ;)

I then shaved my head and wore a singlet. :D

[ford fairlane]

go on rowdy unleash the sporran

[RP]

Wait Vince is injured... Shane will come out and get stunned. :|

[Rain Man]

Thats what it usually has right?
In the promoition for Piper's Pit it looked like it hada big background and a set and everything, thought it would be cooler but it wasn't

[Azriel]

Piper's doing awesome :lol:

[KayfabeMan]

As usual

[Rain Man]

CARLITO! hahahahahahhahaha THIS IS AWESOME!

[The Answer]

CCC "That's not cool"

[Pegasus Crawford]

Carlito Carribbien Cool comes out. This ought to be interesting.

[TerranRich]

In the promoition for Piper's Pit it looked like it hada big background and a set and everything, thought it would be cooler but it wasn't

That was the TV set, I believe. For PPVs they did it in-ring, like with the Morton Downey segment.

[Azriel]

Stunner on Carlito

[Savio]

Carlito?

[Fabien Barthez]

So Carl Cool is the guy who they will double team and celebrate together about.

[Rain Man]

Got ya TerranRich

[Kane Knight]

What if Piper hits Austin in the head with a full can of beer?

The marks will think it's something new and creative, and Jimmy Snuka will :rant:
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[KayfabeMan]

:nono:

[KayfabeMan]

That " :nono: " wasn't for KK, that was for CCC.

[Azriel]

Eh, should've been longer

[Azriel]

Austin should stun Piper

[Kane Knight]

That " :nono: " wasn't for KK, that was for CCC.
Yeah...:n:

[Azriel]

well, I called it. Rep me bitches :lol:

[The Answer]

Stunner on Piper? Ya like that wasn't going to happen

[Pegasus Crawford]

Austin should stun Piper

And that he did. :)

[Fabien Barthez]

That was OK i suppose :/

[Kane Knight]

Austin should stun Piper
He did.

[Fabien Barthez]

This trailer is pretty funny.

[Kane Knight]

PISS BREAK

[The Answer]

I heard from a friend that Royce Gracie made this Akebono guy tap out in like two minutes in K-1.

[Fabien Barthez]

This Akebono guy is border-line fat!

[Azriel]

Agreed KK

[Azriel]

Hopefully this should be quick.

[The Answer]

Oh God Big show in a diaper

[The Answer]

All hail emperor Clobbersorous!!!!!

[Kane Knight]

Hopefully this should be quick.
How quick is a heart attack?

[Pegasus Crawford]

This match is really dragging. :(

[Azriel]

It really is

[Fabien Barthez]

I thought Sumo matches are best of 3?

[The Answer]

Is that Akebono's winky hanging out lol ?

[Azriel]

So, whats next?

[Pegasus Crawford]

Thank the heavens. It's over. Akebono wins, handshake ensues.

WWE Championship match up next.

[Azriel]

Championship time

[Kane Knight]

I thought Sumo matches are best of 3?
Do you REALLY want3 thta to continue?

[The Answer]

So is that a Akebono win by knockdown or ringout?

[Rain Man]

I just want JBL to win so people start throwing cups and trash in the ring

[Rain Man]

LOL at the chinese lady getting the money. A lot of chinese people there it looks like..:lol:

[Pegasus Crawford]

Oh man if WWE doesn't sell those JBL $100 bills we're gonna see those on eBay.

[Kane Knight]

WERD LYF

[Kane Knight]

Oh man if WWE doesn't sell those JBL $100 bills we're gonna see those on eBay.
:lol: That'd be interesting.

[Fabien Barthez]

Do you REALLY want that to continue?

Oh god, I'd rather eat my own nipples, just making a point.

(note how I changed your spelling errors :D)

242 days JBL has been champ? That is an old school title run. Cena must win, there is no one else ever slightly lined up for a title shot.

Cena's music is cool too.

Not Carl Cool 'Cool', but still cool.

[Kane Knight]

I'd rather see HBK bills.

"Cashing in on my faith."

[Fabien Barthez]

Hey, JBL looks familiar? Did he used to be in a jobber tag team, and then when his partner retired, he was a job to mid carders singles wrestler?

Or was that someone else? :shifty:

[KayfabeMan]

BAH GAWD! 242 DAYS! THAT REIGN AIN'T MADE OUTTA PASTA!

[Kane Knight]

Hey, JBL looks familiar? Did he used to be in a jobber tag team, and then when his partner retired, he was a job to mid carders singles wrestler?

Or was that someone else? :shifty:
Must be someone else.

[KayfabeMan]

Hey, JBL looks familiar? Did he used to be in a jobber tag team, and then when his partner retired, he was a job to mid carders singles wrestler?

Or was that someone else? :shifty:

I think that that was Mike Rotunda :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

BAH GAWD! 242 DAYS! THAT REIGN AIN'T MADE OUTTA PASTA!
LOL

Is it me, or is Taz still out of it?

[Fabien Barthez]

What is interesting is that Eddie Gurrero, who Retained last year, was in the opening match, and jobbed to a cruiser, then Benoit was in the next match and too jobbed.

How things can change in a year. What were Bradshaw, Cena and Batista doing at Mania last year?

[KayfabeMan]

Shit, Windham did that to everyone.

[Kane Knight]

What is interesting is that Eddie Gurrero, who Retained last year, was in the opening match, and jobbed to a cruiser, then Benoit was in the next match and too jobbed.

How things can change in a year. What were Bradshaw, Cena and Batista doing at Mania last year?
Triple Threat on heat.

[KayfabeMan]

What were Bradshaw, Cena and Batista doing at Mania last year?

Preparing the updates for WWE.com...either that or playing the card on X-Box.

[Kane Knight]

Thsi just in: Ruck Fules.

[Kane Knight]

I could just see JBL going "Lost another loan to Ditech."

[McLegend]

Preparing the updates for WWE.com...either that or playing the card on X-Box.
:rofl:

[Azriel]

Cena was fighting Big Show for the US title. Dont know about Bradshaw and Batista was at ringside for the Flair/Orton tag match.

[Fabien Barthez]

Cena - Beat Show for US Title in the opening match.

Batista - Teamed with Flair and Orton to beat Rock n Sock

Bradshaw - JOBBED in a (lol) Fatal 4 Way tag match with Ron Simmons to SCOTTY 2 HOTTY AND RIKISHI! :lol:

[Azriel]

THE NEW CHAMP IS HERE!

[Pegasus Crawford]

CENA WINS CLEAN VIA F-U

[Fabien Barthez]

Is that it? A bit fuckin' short d'ya reckon?

[Deceit]

lol, the crowd was hardly into that match

[Kane Knight]

CENA!!!!

[Joe Kerr]

CENA WON Holy shit....Now does this mean Batista will lose

[LK]

Cool FU

[Kane Knight]

Is that it? A bit fuckin' short d'ya reckon?
Well, Triple H needs 20 minutes for his intro, 30 minutes for his victory pose, and...Oh yeah, 5 minutes for his match.

[Pegasus Crawford]

Haha. Cena seen posing with that Chinese lady who grabbed a JBL $100 bill.