An e-mail I just sent to Lance Storm

[BigDaddyCool]

Dear Lance

Long time fan, I was the only gut that cheared for you when you had a Heat match in Kansas City, MO like 5 years ago when you last wrestlered in Kansas City. Well, maybe it was more like 2 or 3. But that isn't the point. My quetion is what do you think of the punk Strong Bad ripping you off? He is totally stealing your thunder by being a wrestler and answering e-mails on the net. You should fight him or wrestle him or just do that sweet assed rolling half crab on him. BTW, if you don't know what I'm talking about, check him out on homestarrunner.com.

From,
Josh Becka

P.S.
I know you and the greatest wrestler ever (Christian) hate Amy...is this stable of Amy haters including Matt Hardy now too? (Naw just kidding, that is a bad joke there.)

I told him to put this on his commentary deal too. He better.

[McLegend]

I'm sure Lance Storm will reply to that email BDC.

[McLegend]

Also LOL at you being the only person who cheered for him during his heat match.

[BigDaddyCool]

btw, does Christian have a website?

[Jason Cage]

lol i hope he knows what "BTW" stands for.

[Corkscrewed]

Bitch Take Warning?


But :y: to that email. He should respond to that.

[Jonster]

"I was the only gut that cheared for you..."

Spell checker ;)

[Triple A]

Like 9235 spelling mistakes.

[BigDaddyCool]

Like 9235 spelling mistakes.

Oh come on with that, I didn't even have 9235 words.

[TerranRich]

And yet somehow you manages 9,235 mistakes. Good one.

[King Jericho]

And yet somehow you manages 9,235 mistakes. Good one.

'Managed'.

[BigDaddyCool]

'Managed'.

Thank you.

[Savio]

I think he'll say "WTF?" or "Thank you for E-mailing me. I'm glad to hear from my fans"

[PorkSoda]

I went to homestarrunner and was freaked out when I clicked on the Toons and Games icons. I think when Lance finds that he'll run out the door screaming.

That site is FUNKY! I mean its just freaky when he says DOWNLOAAAADS EMAAAAAAIL GAAAAAAAAMES! CHARACATEEEEEEEERS! Lance Storm should return and put on a gimmick like that :rofl:

[BigDaddyCool]

I think he'll say "WTF?" or "Thank you for E-mailing me. I'm glad to hear from my fans"

Yeah, he has only replied to 1 out of 3 e-mails I sent before this one, and it wasn't some form letter.

[Danny Electric]

Pork Soda welcome to homestar runner.

Jaaeeerrrrrbbbb.

[YOUR Hero]

Next time use microsoft word or some other form of spell check BDC, you're a bright guy but you make yourself out to be an 'idiot by default' when people read your stuff typed like that.