Official Monday Night RAW thread 4/4/05 - The fallout of Wrestlemania

[Azriel]

You know he'll use4 that as a weapon

[PullMyFinger]

So, will they have the draft after Backlash then?
I don't know...I'll be pissed if there is no draft.

Do the fans know that Diavari is speaking farsi and not arabic???? Anyhow hahahaha...also funny how Diavari said Americans have crap heroes or something around those lines. Shit, I forgot what he said. But that mother of a dog stuff is funny cuz of how it makes no sense here but is a severe insult over there.

[Kane Knight]

Can someone shut JR up?! "HE CALLED HBK A LOSER! THE AUDACITY OF THIS YOUNG MAN!" Holy shit, HBK did lose last night you dumbass hick.
OMG! HE LOST LAST NIGHT! KILL THE MESSENGER! :roll:

[Splaya]

Damn that gash above Benoit's eye looks brutal

[Corkscrewed]

Yeah, well, an Ayrab can't hurt HBK. GOD is on his side. LMAO. Just repped you, so can't do it again so soon.



JR: Chris Benoit is so respected.

Yeah, that's why he's been nowhere near the World Title scene since his loss to Orton right? http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[PullMyFinger]

In other words, a bitch. :lol: You understand Farsi? Cool.
Yep...sorta. I can speak some Dari..which has Iranian roots.

[Kane Knight]

Edge has a nuclear bomb in that suitcase.

I call run-in by Keifer Sutherland.
JIHAD!

[Splaya]

Edge has a nuclear bomb in that suitcase.

I call run-in by Keifer Sutherland.
You have no idea how bad I would mark out for Keifer.

[Kane Knight]

Damn that gash above Benoit's eye looks brutal
Indeed.

[Corkscrewed]

Edge should have a cheap win or something to start building main event credibility.

[Gone Mad]

Fucked up arm, all those stitches above his eye... Beniot is very greatness. He is still wrestling, so take that, Edgeward.

I sure hope they announce the draft for next week or at least for the week after. I was watching last year's earlier today and I want another one of those.

[Corkscrewed]

Benoit's selling that arm injury pretty damn well. Anyone know if he's really injured?

[Kane Knight]

LMAO. Just repped you, so can't do it again so soon.



JR: Chris Benoit is so respected.

Yeah, that's why he's been nowhere near the World Title scene since his loss to Orton right? http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Oh, come on. He's come near the title scene. Pick your poison? :shifty:

Benoit's respected, and HArdcore Holly really IS a lockeroom leader.

[Azriel]

Why do you think Edge has that briefcase Cork?

[Corkscrewed]

Alright, off to eat. Will post rest of comments later or whatever.

[Kane Knight]

Yep...sorta. I can speak some Dari..which has Iranian roots.
Cool.

Only word I can ever pull out for sure is "Mohhamed/Mahamut."

[AJHayes]

Indeed.

*Kaientai Flashback.. FUNAKI! NUMBER ONE SMACKDOWN ANNOUNCER!!!*

[Azriel]

I'd be suprised if he's not.

[Kane Knight]

Why do you think Edge has that briefcase Cork?
Midlife crisis.

[Kane Knight]

*Kaientai Flashback.. FUNAKI! NUMBER ONE SMACKDOWN ANNOUNCER!!!*
***Teal'c flashback.

[Danny Electric]

only room for one iranian on tpww

[Kane Knight]

only room for one iranian on tpww
CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!!

[Shadow]

He reinjured his neck or something last night. Damn what a trooper.

[Azriel]

Edge is going roll out

[PullMyFinger]

only room for one iranian on tpww
Don't worry, I'm the only afghan-american on TPWW hahahaha

[Kane Knight]

Benoit has no fear?

[Kane Knight]

Don't worry, I'm the only afghan-american on TPWW hahahaha
TERRORIST!

[Shadow]

Ok....what the hell did JR smoke?

[Danny Electric]

jihad time kk.

[PullMyFinger]

Cool.

Only word I can ever pull out for sure is "Mohhamed/Mahamut."
hahahahahah

[Danny Electric]

sag

[Gone Mad]

Damn! I've never been this excited for an Edge match but it's only because of Benoit. You see, HBK, that's how you sell an injury. Benoit looks like a beat-up bag of puppies.

[AJHayes]

TERRORIST!

Only if he has oil Kane Knight.

...Do you have a car? Really?

o O (Cars have oil in them...)

TERRORIST!!!

[PullMyFinger]

TERRORIST!
Aryan Coalition of the Willing!

[Loose Cannon]

Just Banned PullMyFinger Guys. He's Gone Now. Come back and post :y:

[Azriel]

Just had to say that, didn't you Mad? :lol:

[Savio]

liar

[PullMyFinger]

sag
madar jindaa - LOL that's an Irani term I scooped up once

[Kane Knight]

jihad time kk.
WORD UP.

*locks and loads mah claymore*

[Azriel]

Well, Benoit was probably more "injured" than HBK was

[Kane Knight]

Damn! I've never been this excited for an Edge match but it's only because of Benoit. You see, HBK, that's how you sell an injury. Benoit looks like a beat-up bag of puppies.
:lol:

[Kane Knight]

Aryan Coalition of the <s>Willing</s> Witless!

[Gone Mad]

Just had to say that, didn't you Mad?

Someone had to say it. ;)

And it sure as hell ain't BBQ sauce on the mat either.

[Azriel]

Superplex time.

[Shadow]

Wow....Benoit needs some time off after this.

[Loose Cannon]

Those sharpshooters make Bret and Owen cry

[Shadow]

.........Edge is going crazy.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL WHAT

[Azriel]

But only Benoit is the master of the Crossface

[Loose Cannon]

WHAT LOL

[Gone Mad]

BAWGAWD!!! BENOIT WON AGAINST THE JERKOFF!!!

[Azriel]

Wow, Chris won. He pulled that straight out his ass

[Splaya]

Come on Matt Hardy dammit

[Loose Cannon]

Didn't expect Benoit to win at all

[Shadow]

ahahahaha...JR is so mad at Edge right now.

WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL Kane Knight, DO JR'S LINE WITH THE MUSTARD FOR Edge hitting Benoit with the chair

[Gone Mad]

RFLMAO!!!!EDGE IS A SON OF A BITCH!!!


jr says the funniest things!

[Loose Cannon]

Do It Kane Knight.

[PullMyFinger]

Just Banned PullMyFinger Guys. He's Gone Now. Come back and post :y:
PullMyFinger-mania is still running wild....:shifty:

[Azriel]

Doom 3 looks scary as hell.

[Danny Electric]

madar jindaa - LOL that's an Irani term I scooped up once

mother fucker :P

[The Forgotten One]

Please King, just one time, reach over and slap the shit out of that babbling redneck.

[Savio]

Benoit sucks.

[Savio]

Please King, just one time, reach over and slap the shit out of that babbling redneck.Hey I forgot about you.

[Loose Cannon]

K GUYS I'M HERE

[Loose Cannon]

:rant: :rant:

[Azriel]

Benoit sucks.
What? Tell me you did not just say that? :mad:

[Savio]

That chair is not made outta mustard folks! [/KK]

[Azriel]

Woah, haven't seen him in a while.

[Splaya]

Rock's coming out, guarantee it.

[McLegend]

Rock's coming out, guarantee it.


gurantee he's not

[Gone Mad]

Why is Nova and McDonald's Boy doing here? I better see Austin come out or something!

[Azriel]

That would be great

[Shadow]

..........why is Dean out again? And when did he start talking?

[Azriel]

Even better

[Marc the Smark]

WHAT THE FUCK???????????????

[Gone Mad]

**** UNLEASH HELL1!! BAWGAWD ITS THE RATTLESNAKE!!! ***

[The Answer]

Rock's coming out, guarantee it.

nope

[Shadow]

Why is Nova and McDonald's Boy doing here? I better see Austin come out or something!

Nice call.

[Splaya]

Eh it should have been rock

[Sepholio]

gonmad called it, Austin in :D

I want to see Hogan though :(

[Azriel]

Stun their asses Steve

[MVP]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I AM MARKING THE FUCK OUT. AUSTIN :love:

[V]

OH HELL YEAH

[Splaya]

lol 20,000 middle fingers

[Deceit]

i hate to say it, but austin can still draw.. too bad he's too banged up :(

[Sepholio]

Also, is it me, or does Maven look more and more ripped every time he comes out to the ring? He is in INCREDIBLE shape. Now if only they would train him properly, he could be big.

[Azriel]

Austin's still the best

[Shadow]

Bet he rips on Maven in a second.

[AareDub]

I guess Austin just doesn't do it for me anymore. I am bored out of my mind.

[Gone Mad]

LOL, Austin still rules all.

And yes, my fellow posters... I did call it. WHOO!!

[Splaya]

LOL Dean's ripping on Austin

[Splaya]

Do you happen to have a glass


:lol:

[Azriel]

Stone Cold 3:16 says I just jazzercised your ass

[ford fairlane]

come on unleash hell already

[Splaya]

:lol: at his pushups

[Shadow]

........what the hell were those push-ups?

[Splaya]

This segment is gold

[Gone Mad]

WTF Nova Dean's drinking my MadWeisers!? And doing it wrong!

Only the MadMan can drink MadWeisers... and of course, the RattleSnake.

[The Forgotten One]

Hey I forgot about you.

Yea, it's been awhile. :-\

[Shadow]

Uh...Mavan.....you and Dean are about to die.

[Splaya]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELL IS BEING UNLEASHED

[Azriel]

Time to unleash hell.

:lol:@crowd

[The Forgotten One]

-

[The Forgotten One]

I've been down in OVW aka Kapoutland.


:p

[Azriel]

Austin is the best.

[The Answer]

This was alot better than Piper's Pit. Stunner on Maven. So is Austin here to stay?

[Azriel]

Seriously doubt it Answer

[Kane Knight]

That chair is not made outta mustard folks! [/KK]
:D

[PullMyFinger]

Oh man that was one markout hilarious moment!

I just remembered why WWE is so great when Stone Cold is there...I wish he'd stay. Who knows, maybe he might stay this time...

[Kane Knight]

Please King, just one time, reach over and slap the shit out of that babbling redneck.
:y:

[Savio]

Also, is it me, or does Maven look more and more ripped every time he comes out to the ring? He is in INCREDIBLE shape. Now if only they would train him properly, he could be big.Its the Simon System.
........what the hell were those push-ups?Military.

[Marc the Smark]

You think Simon Dean and Maven like to suck each other's cocks? :p

[Kane Knight]

LOL @ Kane

[Marc the Smark]

yep, NOW for sure Orton's going back to Evolution. But what's up with Kane?

[Azriel]

Kane/Orton team?

[Savio]

Damn what did kane say?

[Gone Mad]

Oh, Raaaaaaannnnnnnddyyyyyyy ???????/ [/Kane]

I like the potential of a future Kane/RKO fued.

[Azriel]

Nice knowing you Randy.

[The Answer]

What did Kane say to Orton someone give me a recap?

[Marc the Smark]

Oh, Raaaaaaannnnnnnddyyyyyyy ???????/ [/Kane]


That was quite homoerotic :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

What did Kane say to Orton someone give me a recap?
I told you so...

[Azriel]

Kane said "I told you so Randy. I told you you can't beat what you don't understand"

[Shadow]

Military.

I didn't know Military style push-ups looked like the Worm.

[Azriel]

Those were definitely some gay looking push ups.

[Marc the Smark]

I didn't know Military style push-ups looked like the Worm.

I think Simon thought Maven was underneath

[Shadow]

REPERSENTING DC! THE ANIMAL! BATISTA!

[Azriel]

**BOWS DOWN**

[Gone Mad]

Corky is a dancin' machine at that entrance ramp.

Let's see what happens here in this match.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. Terrible.

[Splaya]

Corky looks awesome with that belt



Evolution's coming out to help Orton :mad:

[Sepholio]

Why do I feel a huge swerve coming? :?:

[Marc the Smark]

Evolution's coming out to help Orton :mad:

And then they'll say it was all a set up, and that Orton was in on it all along

[Shadow]

I hope not. It would be a step back for Orton really.

[The Answer]

I tell you what if Orton has a major arm problem he ain't showing it.

[Kane Knight]

Orton...Limp Wristed fop. Where IS Sascha?

[Corkscrewed]

I wonder how Angelina feels about Corky vs Splaya? :shifty:

OUCH, shoulder.

[Splaya]

I know.

Has Meltzer ever reported that Orton is due for surgery.....ok nevermind I just saw Orton lose his shoulder

[Sepholio]

And then they'll say it was all a set up, and that Orton was in on it all along

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Something along the lines of how the last years worth of Evolution (since Orton left) was all just a swerve to weed out Batista.

[Shadow]

:wavesad:

Bye Orton.

[Corkscrewed]

Dave: AND THIS IS FOR THE BAG!!!!

[Gone Mad]

That's it. RKO is official injured.

That steel post isn't made with Heinz catsup I can tell you that !!! [/KK]

[Azriel]

Bye Orton

[Corkscrewed]

Oh man, that was murder. :wavesad: Orton.

[McLegend]

FUCK

[Corkscrewed]

Dammit, YOU RUINED IT HUNTER!!!!!

[Corkscrewed]

Had to start AND end a show.

[The Answer]

Damn it no Evolution turn

[Azriel]

Kinda harmless RAW. Nothing spectacular. Austin moment was awesome though

[PullMyFinger]

I guess this was Orton's punishment for the shitbag incident. Boy, he looked like shit in that match up! (no pun intended)

[Kane Knight]

I tell you what if Orton has a major arm problem he ain't showing it.
And keeps forgetting to "sell" his shoulder injury.

[Gone Mad]

I thought it was an alright show, but yes, Austin stole the show. Him and the IC match, as I can't forget J, Capt. Charisma and Mr. Benjs. Well, I'm done here.

10 posts to go for 2000! w00t w00t!

[Kane Knight]

I guess this was Orton's punishment for the shitbag incident. Boy, he looked like shit in that match up! (no pun intended)
LOL

[Kane Knight]

I thought it was an alright show, but yes, Austin stole the show. Him and the IC match, as I can't forget J, Capt. Charisma and Mr. Benjs. Well, I'm done here.

10 posts to go for 2000! w00t w00t!
IT's sad when the opening match upstages the main event.

[Loose Cannon]

non-Orton marks :nono:

He's got a legitimate seperated Shoulder. What do you want there?

[Corkscrewed]

He moves his shoulder around pretty well though. Ah well, when he comes back, he either feuds with Dave, Kane, or a bag.

[Loose Cannon]

I don't know why the hell he's wrestling in the first place. I guess just as a feeder for Batista cause that's all they had to actually make him look strong. Instead of HHH,

[KayfabeMan]

I am the beginning, and the end.

Isn't that from the Bible?

Oh wait, it's just HHH describing the line-up for every RAW.

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

non-Orton marks :nono:

He's got a legitimate seperated Shoulder. What do you want there?
Him to show his alleged injury, which should be easy since it's a legit injury.

[Kane Knight]

I am the beginning, and the end.

Isn't that from the Bible?

Oh wait, it's just HHH describing the line-up for every RAW.

:shifty:
BAH GAWD! THE NEW ERA IS BEING HERALDED BY TRUMPETS AND ANGELS AND THOSE HORSEMEN AREN'T MADE OF SWISS CHEESE!!!!!

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl:

[Gertner]

Simon Dean is friggen gold.

[Gouda]

Just watched Raw.

Is it just me or does HHH cut the same promo every time he loses the belt? It'slike... he has generic promos for the RAW after a PPV. If he retains his title he says "I am great" if he loses he says "He was good for one day, I am great". If he doesn't have the title... :lol:

The IC title match was a good match.

Randy Orton stole my gimmick.

The Bentoit/Edge match was great. Mainly because of Bentoit and his fighting through his injury. It makes you really get behind him.

Meh. I have no desire to see Austin on my screen.

[redoneja]

HHH has notecards which have promos for different situations.
EX:
I AM THE GAME-AH.........and *insert rivals name here* I WILL EAT OUT STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND FONDLE HER LABIA WITH MY NOSE.....AND YOU WILL LOSE THE BATTLE OF BACKSTAGE POLITICS-AH......PREPARE TO JOB ON HEAT....*look menacing into camera*.....YOU WILL BE MY.........BAG OF PUPPIES *music hits, leave ring area*

[Kane Knight]

HHH has notecards which have promos for different situations.
EX:
I AM THE GAME-AH.........and *insert rivals name here* I WILL EAT OUT STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND FONDLE HER LABIA WITH MY NOSE.....AND YOU WILL LOSE THE BATTLE OF BACKSTAGE POLITICS-AH......PREPARE TO JOB ON HEAT....*look menacing into camera*.....YOU WILL BE MY.........BAG OF PUPPIES *music hits, leave ring area*
He needs at least two more, so he'll have four speeches to rely on.