Tonight's Smackdown! Thread... hah

[PullMyFinger]

Did anyone notice the fuck up when Chavo was talking? His lips weren't moving, but he was talking apparantly. :rofl:

How about Paul pulling the Shawn Michaels? Looked more like a blood capsule though...

Luther Reigns was pretty funny because I agreed with him.

[Kane Knight]

That was a lotta blood.

And Why hasn't Cena Gayed up his title yet?

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else expect him to shout..."THE POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCE!"

[McLegend]

I like Cena's new music. His old music was better but still I like his one.

[Marcyo]

And Why hasn't Cena Gayed up his title yet?

oh, he's working on it. Next week, i bet he's gonna come out with an umbrella with a WWE logo on it and say that it's his title.

And then Heidenreich'll go after his title... cuz he'll want to protect himself from raining washing machines.

:shifty: everything's possible with those wwe bookers.

[Kane Knight]

oh, he's working on it. Next week, i bet he's gonna come out with an umbrella with a WWE logo on it and say that it's his title.

And then Heidenreich'll go after his title... cuz he'll want to protect himself from raining washing machines.

:shifty: everything's possible with those wwe bookers.
Saturn Heidenreich.

[M. Banana]

Platent Stasia.. er... Heidenreich.

[PullMyFinger]

Okay, let's play a guessing game..how is Cena going to pimp this belt up?

[M. Banana]

Who cares?

Let's play this game...

How many times would you hit each diva?

[Shadow]

Who cares?

Let's play this game...

How many times would you hit each diva?

Until each and every Diva was screaming my name and bleeding from various orifices.

[PullMyFinger]

Until each and every Diva was screaming my name and bleeding from various orifices.
:y:

Too bad we'll never get close to one of them.

Anyhow, I didn't know JBL HAD HERPES. LOL

[M. Banana]

Bleeding? Nah, wouldn't go that far. Maybe to that point that they couldn't walk.

:y:

[Gouda]

Okay, let's play a guessing game..how is Cena going to pimp this belt up?

Hydraulichs (sp?) on the belt. The face plate will go out and in. It'll also spin while doing so. And have flashy lights. And act as his very own mp3 player!

[Kane Knight]

Okay, let's play a guessing game..how is Cena going to pimp this belt up?
Hydraulics. Bling Bling, nigga

[Kane Knight]

Dammit Gouda! :foc:

[Funky Fly]

LOL Gouda

[PullMyFinger]

I was going to say hydraulics too, but I had a hard time imagining that LOL

[Gouda]

Well you know it HAS to be even more outrageous than the US title cause he was all like "If you thought THAT was disrespectful, wait until you see what I do to this!".

So I'd prepare yourselves for a good ":nono:" next week. Or soon.

[El Santo]

Damn, huge Eddie chants. A heel turn is not going to work out. He's always going to get cheered wherever there's a lot of Latinos in the audience.

[El Santo]

Here's another thought: it looks like they're pushing Rey into the main event scene. Why not push another former cruiserweight champ in Chavo Guerrero?

Smackdown needs a few more upper midcard heels. Chavo's a natural heel. Hell, in his most recent heel turn, all he had to do was act heel and he got heat.

[Corkscrewed]

It's pretty funny: Kidman came out and got absolutely NO reaction. :lol:

And Rey's more over and credible than Chavo (given how WWE's pushed him) by a long shot. That's why he's being temporarily pushed. I say either Eddie or Big Show turn heel, and it'll even things up.

[Corkscrewed]

Hey, one of the fans has Cena's US Title.

:shifty:

[Gouda]

Big Show NEEDS to be heel. He's so much better in that role.

As for Chavo... I don't know if it could work. It could if they really work at it. His feud with Eddie put him up there. Heck after the feud when Eddie became the champ he had a nother match against Chavo and Chavo was over.

They definatley need more upper card heels though. I say... Charlie Haas. Bring him up.

[TerranRich]

It's probably a replica. Or he stole it. I'd say the latter.

Sign: I STOLE JOHN CENA'S TITLE! YOU CAN'T SEE THIS SIGN!!

[Gouda]

Hey, one of the fans has Cena's US Title.

:shifty:

But.... Bradshaw EXPLODED it!

..... Zombie belt! :shifty:

Seriosuly though... when he did EXPLODE the title I was laughing so loud because the whole notion of detonating the title with a remote control seemed so Looney Tunes.

Bradshaw: *presses button and nothing happens* Why isn't it working? Orlando, go stick your head in!

Orlando: *sticks head in and it explodes*

[BigDaddyCool]

Cena use to rule so hard. What the hell happened?

[Favre4Ever]

Smackdown used to rul so hard....what the hell happened?

[Corkscrewed]

He turned softie stale face.

[Corkscrewed]

The writers screwed up.

[Corkscrewed]

Joy's hot, but she shouldn't speak Spanish. :nono:

Geez, this diva bikini thing is painful to watch.

[Hired Hitman]

Shouldn't have worn such tight pants.

;)

[V]

Hydraulichs (sp?) on the belt. The face plate will go out and in. It'll also spin while doing so. And have flashy lights. And act as his very own mp3 player!
doubling as an mp3 player, and other useles features that have nothing to do with the belt?

oh man, don't tell me the WWE title is going to pull a PSP :(

[Kane Knight]

doubling as an mp3 player, and other useles features that have nothing to do with the belt?

oh man, don't tell me the WWE title is going to pull a PSP :(
LOL

Does that mean it will have a 30 minute battery life?

[RGWhat316]

I'm a Cena fan, but they need to keep him pissed off. When he's happy, he caters to the fans too much. But when he shows his ruthless agression, it's awesome. Though it should be interesting to see how the belt looks like. He said that if we thought the US Title was bad, better go lock your doors when you see this, LOL.

[Crashnburn]

Just an idea on Cena's new belt: A screen (think video screen like the ones in suv's that are installed in the headrests) built into the belt that shows him F-U'ing JBL and getting the three count over and over.

[The Naitch]

Yeah I heard a few boos when Cena came out

His whole segment was WEAK. And it's supposed to be his biggest one, first time coming out as the WWE Champ. Terrible.

[Hired Hitman]

He really used up the "The champ is here" thing :$

[Kane Knight]

Yeah I heard a few boos when Cena came out

His whole segment was WEAK. And it's supposed to be his biggest one, first time coming out as the WWE Champ. Terrible.
It was horrible. And it pains me, because he's a good mic worker. This shit is just crap. Tired crap.

They can't be doing this bullshit with one of their big prospects.

[Gouda]

While I didn't think his promo was too good (Being that it, in the course of a fewminutes, made "the champ is here" as worn out as the thumbs down) I thought him going into the crowd to do some of it was a cool touch.

[Mayo]

Joy's hot, but she shouldn't speak Spanish. :nono:

Geez, this diva bikini thing is painful to watch.Are you seriously gay?

I mean yeah its a waste of time, but T&A isn't exactly "painful" to watch.

[darkpower]

Smackdown used to rul so hard....what the hell happened?
Vince started to think that RAW was the only brand worth giving a fuck about.

Shows you just how much he cares about a brand which SHOULD, I repeat SHOULD, be the better brand right now.