ECW PPV confirmed, Rock would rather hit a guy then kissa girl

[SammyG]

The "secret" ECW PPV has now been confirmed for June 12 with the company advertising and mentioning it in company magazines.


TeenToday.com features a story about the Rock where he says he prefers hitting people to kissing beautiful women.

"I'm uncomfortable with love scenes. Let's put it this way, I'd rather hit someone over the head with a chair."

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[Rob]

So where did it say he prefers hitting people with chairs than kissing hot chicks? Oh right, it doesn't.

[tucsonspeed6]

Who reads "TeenToday.com"? I think that's the website that was featured in the movie 40 days and 40 nights....you know, the one where their biggest news story was how some intern wanted to be a virgin again.

[El Santo]

Who can blame the Rock? He's a married guy. I'm sure if he did a movie love scene, he'd catch hell when he got home.

[The Naitch]

That's badass. If I knew a person would rather hit a person with a chair than kiss beautiful women, I'd say he's pretty badass. So yeah, The Rock is pretty badass. :cool:

[SuperSlim]

that he is

[TerranRich]

That's badass. If I knew a person would rather hit a person with a chair than kiss beautiful women, I'd say he's pretty badass. So yeah, The Rock is pretty badass. :cool:

Or he's gay. Wait, he's married.

But what about all those past references to sticking things sideways up peoples' asses? And talking about other peoples' candy-asses.

Sounds kinda gay to me! :yes: :naughty:

[Rockgurl]

^^^What about all the talk about poontang pie and Lilian? And when he kissed Trish? Believe me, he's not gay. He's just saying this because of his wife. I know it. Because in the past, he has said that he wants to do a romantic comedy. But, his wife probably doesn't want him to do love scenes. I don't blame her. I would do the same if I had the sexiest man as my husband:)

[Transplant]

Has he had to kiss someone on a movie?

[SuperSlim]

OMG it's you again.

[Rockgurl]

Has he had to kiss someone on a movie?

Yes. He kissed Kelly Hu in the Scorpion King, Ashley Scott in Walking Tall, and Rosario Dawson on TRL! :eek: That's probably why his wife is not happy. :lol:

[Rockgurl]

OMG it's you again.

OMG, you're being stupid again.

[Transplant]

It never said his wife wasn't happy. I don't think it did anyway.

[Rockgurl]

^^I know it didn't say that. But it's probably the reason why he's saying it.

[Transplant]

He's probably saying it because it's hard as a relatively new actor to come to terms with the fact that it's not them who's kissing another person. It's a part of the character. Even relatively good actors hate it because they get that feeling that kissing another person may think that they might have the hots for them.

The same can be said for hitting people with steal chairs. When you first do it, it's hard because you dont want to hurt the other person. However, because the Rock's had more experience with chairs than kissing, thats the most logical reason he said that.

[Rockgurl]

^^^Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.

[Kane Knight]

^^^What about all the talk about poontang pie and Lilian? And when he kissed Trish? Believe me, he's not gay. He's just saying this because of his wife. I know it. Because in the past, he has said that he wants to do a romantic comedy. But, his wife probably doesn't want him to do love scenes. I don't blame her. I would do the same if I had the sexiest man as my husband:)
Freddie MErcury used to have fuck women after his stage shows. You gonna argue that he's straight because he fucked women and had a few "beards" in his life?

The Rock's gay, get over it.

[Transplant]

Its obvious. When he was in high school, when all his mates were getting laid, he was cracking people over the head with chairs.

[Kane Knight]

^^^Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.
Well, since hitting people with steel chairs is STAGED, maybe he was referencing STAGED kissing.

Now, has the Rock done more fighting or kissing in his wrestling career? Even you should figure this one out.

[SuperSlim]

OMG, you're being stupid again.

yo chill a bit dude.

I'm just acknowledgin that you are back. You automatically go on the defensive. That's not a good way to make acquaintices on the board.

Chill.

[Kane Knight]

Well, when you're stalking someone, and internet smarks call him a faggot, you get defensive. ;)

[SuperSlim]

Well, when you're stalking someone, and internet smarks call him a faggot, you get defensive. ;)

:D

[Kane Knight]

Though since Rockgurl is a 40 year old man, You'd think he'd LIKE the Rock to smoke pole.

[SuperSlim]

Rockgurl has some psychological issues. and suffers from an identity crisis.

for one he thinks he's a girl

once that issue has been dealt with then things can start changin. it's sad to see someone like that :nono:

[Pepsi Man]

^^^What about all the talk about poontang pie and Lilian? And when he kissed Trish? Believe me, he's not gay. He's just saying this because of his wife. I know it. Because in the past, he has said that he wants to do a romantic comedy. But, his wife probably doesn't want him to do love scenes. I don't blame her. I would do the same if I had the sexiest man as my husband:)
How far back? Dwayne's been married a number of years. :D

[Rock Bottom]

As much as I idolize The Rock, I think he is a little kum-si kum-sa (or whatever he says).

He mentioned being comfortable enough to kiss a guy, based on good dental hygene and "nice lips." Oh yes, let's not forget "ruggedly handsome."

But in a situation where he would have to kiss a chick, The Rock is uncomfortable and would rather hit someone over the head with a chair.

That's strange, The Rock, please explain.

[Pepsi Man]

I'm not exactly the world's biggest Rock mark these days, but I can't say I honestly think he's gay.

[Kane Knight]

As much as I idolize The Rock, I think he is a little kum-si kum-sa (or whatever he says).

He mentioned being comfortable enough to kiss a guy, based on good dental hygene and "nice lips." Oh yes, let's not forget "ruggedly handsome."

But in a situation where he would have to kiss a chick, The Rock is uncomfortable and would rather hit someone over the head with a chair.

That's strange, The Rock, please explain.
500 Dollar shirts. Hollywood. Sticking things up people's asses. The People's Elbow (Clearly the most GAYlectrifying move in sports entertianment...)

The Rock's a homo. But then, pretty much all great entertainers are.

[Rockgurl]

Wow, don't start calling him gay just because you're jealous of him. Yes, he has said that he'd kiss a guy, but he was obviously joking. He has also said that he wants to kiss Halle Berry or J Lo. When a gay guy kisses a girl, it feels awkward. But when The Rock kisses a girl, it's sexy. Just watch the scene in Walking Tall when he's making out with that girl. You can't say he's gay after watching that. Guys are calling him gay these days because he played a gay bodyguard in Be Cool. He's just comfortable with his sexuality and doesn't have problems with gay people. But, it seems like you guys do have problems. Oh well, I expected nothing less.

And Kane Knight and Superslim, you can go on with your stupid jokes, but it doesn't affect me. That's what I expect from assholes like you:)

[redoneja]

OH! You just got told by a 16 year old girl........ :roll:

Anyway, The Rock is in the past, get over him.

This coming from a 17 year old guy.... :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Yup. We just got burned by a retard who gives a shit whether or not the Rock is gay.

[The Naitch]

Michael Richards and Jerry Seinfeld are gay. They kissed eachother too :naughty:

[TerranRich]

I love how people are getting all defensive and testy when others call The Rock gay.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" :lol:

[Gertner]

^^^Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.

o.k there Hulkster.

[James Steele]

:lol:


Rock leaves his backdoor open for strudel...

[The Naitch]

I'm thinking of doing a Cockgurl promo :lol:

[James Steele]

:lol:

[The Naitch]

You gotta see this James. It's gonna be fantastic :lol: Kane Knight cameo (kameo)

[Kane Knight]

I love how people are getting all defensive and testy when others call The Rock gay.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" :lol:
I enjoy that myself. I mean, does it somehow make the Rock less entertaining if he's a flaming homo?

[Rockgurl]

:lol: :roll: After reading this thread, it's you guys who seem gay to me. If you didn't care about him, you wouldn't be posting in this thread. Or you are just jealous of him and take every opportunity you get to bash him one way or another. I don't see any other reason you would post in this thread. :lol:

[The Naitch]

And I will be using real quotes from KK, Rockgurl from this thread and that hilarious one Rockgurl did a while back. :lol: I'll post it here when I'm done :)

[Lamuella]

And Kane Knight and Superslim, you can go on with your stupid jokes, but it doesn't affect me. That's what I expect from assholes like you:)

You're just jealous because your wang isn't big enough for The Rock.

[Rockgurl]

I enjoy that myself. I mean, does it somehow make the Rock less entertaining if he's a flaming homo?

No, it does not. I post in this thread only because it's not true. He's not gay. It's so obvious. If he was gay, somebody would've found out something about it by now. He's been married for 8 years and has a daughter. Gay people can't stay in the closet for that long. I can't believe you people actually think he's gay. He's so manly and hot. Gay guys act gay, talk in a gay way, and dress gay. He does not. He can kick your ass :D.

[Kane Knight]

:lol: :roll: After reading this thread, it's you guys who seem gay to me. If you didn't care about him, you wouldn't be posting in this thread. Or you are just jealous of him and take every opportunity you get to bash him one way or another. I don't see any other reason you would post in this thread. :lol:
Or maybe to get a rise out of idiot fanboys...

[Rockgurl]

You're just jealous because your wang isn't big enough for The Rock.

:rofl: I'm jealous of who? Post something that makes sense. I actually post stuff that has to do with the topic, unlike you.

[Rockgurl]

Or maybe to get a rise out of idiot fanboys...

:lol: You will never stop your stupid and lame jokes. Your posts don't insult me. They just make me laugh my ass off. :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

No, it does not. I post in this thread only because it's not true. He's not gay. It's so obvious. If he was gay, somebody would've found out something about it by now. He's been married for 8 years and has a daughter. Gay people can't stay in the closet for that long. I can't believe you people actually think he's gay. He's so manly and hot. Gay guys act gay, talk in a gay way, and dress gay. He does not. He can kick your ass :D.
Yeah, the 500 dollar shirts, the flamboyant speech.

That alone shoots the "gay guys dress gay and act gay. Therefore the Rock isn't gay" theory.

By the way, gay people CAN stay in the closet for a long time. Some do it for DECADES. 8 years is a drop in the bucket.

IT's amazing that you can pretend to be a girl, be a fan of the rock, and STILL be so naive about homosexuals.

[Lamuella]

Gay guys act gay, talk in a gay way, and dress gay.

"gay guys act gay"

This is either a taoist koan, a tautology, or the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

You get a lot of gay people who act in ways that are absolutely unstereotypical. Who would have picked Rock Hudson as being gay? For some people, sexuality is more about the simple matter of who you want to go to bed with than any kind of lifestyle thing.

I especially liked your "He's not gay! He could kick your ass!" bit. I've known gay people who could have absolutely killed me if they had wanted to. The greatest military leader the world has ever known (Alexander of Macedonia) was as gay as a window.

I'm not saying The Rock definitely IS gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he liked a little sugar in his coffee if you know what I mean.

[Kane Knight]

:lol: You will never stop your stupid and lame jokes. Your posts don't insult me. They just make me laugh my ass off. :rofl:
And yet you're so amazingly defensive. Yeah, okay, whatever. :p

[Kane Knight]

:rofl: I'm jealous of who? Post something that makes sense. I actually post stuff that has to do with the topic, unlike you.
It does have something to do with the topic. You're jealous that you don't have a big enough penis for the most GAYlectrifying man in sports entertainment.

[Lamuella]

:rofl: I'm jealous of who? Post something that makes sense. I actually post stuff that has to do with the topic, unlike you.

Let me put this in a more clear fashion.

You are jealous of Kane Knight and SuperSlim because they have more chance of getting an up close look at The Little People's Champion than you. This stems from the fact that they are male, and he is strictly butter side down.

sheesh, some people are too dumb to insult properly.

[Kane Knight]

I'm not saying The Rock definitely IS gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he liked a little sugar in his coffee if you know what I mean.
"A booty rooter?"

"Sugar in his gas tank there is."

"He's fallen to the sweet side of the Force."

"Always two there are.

...And sometimes three."

[Kane Knight]

[The Rock] is strictly butter side down.
:rofl:

Never heard that one before.

[Lamuella]

this is fun. The last time I had this much fun was the time me and Dwayne went off to his love-cabin in the Smokey Mountains with some poppers and a week's supply of whipped cream...

oops, shouldn't kiss and tell.

[Rockgurl]

Yeah, the 500 dollar shirts, the flamboyant speech.

That alone shoots the "gay guys dress gay and act gay. Therefore the Rock isn't gay" theory.

By the way, gay people CAN stay in the closet for a long time. Some do it for DECADES. 8 years is a drop in the bucket.

IT's amazing that you can pretend to be a girl, be a fan of the rock, and STILL be so naive about homosexuals.

I don't pretend. I am a girl and I am a fan of the Rock. You can go ahead and keep typing the same shit. It's sad that to look good, you have to use jokes about people's sexuality.
And how am I being naive? How does wearing 500 dollar shirt make him gay? That's the stupidest shit I've ever read. He doesn't dress gay. He dresses sexy. But what do you know? That's right, nothing. You probably have no sense of style.
By the way, he's not 8 years old. He's almost 33. That is a long time. And if he was gay, why would he say that the gay celebrities should come out of the closet. He said that if people love them now, they would love them even more if they came out, and if people don't, then they never really loved them. They can f*ck off. That was exactly what he said. Why would a guy who has a view like that, not tell people if he was gay?

[Transplant]

Rockgurl, lemme ask you a question.

Would you rather:

a) Hit The Rock with a steel chair

or

b) Kiss a girl

??

Just answer it.

[Rockgurl]

this is fun. The last time I had this much fun was the time me and Dwayne went off to his love-cabin in the Smokey Mountains with some poppers and a week's supply of whipped cream...

oops, shouldn't kiss and tell.

Wow, you need to stop dreaming.

[Kane Knight]

I don't pretend. I am a girl and I am a fan of the Rock. You can go ahead and keep typing the same shit. It's sad that to look good, you have to use jokes about people's sexuality.
And how am I being naive? How does wearing 500 dollar shirt make him gay? That's the stupidest shit I've ever read. He doesn't dress gay. He dresses sexy. But what do you know? That's right, nothing. You probably have no sense of style.
By the way, he's not 8 years old. He's almost 33. That is a long time. And if he was gay, why would he say that the gay celebrities should come out of the closet. He said that if people love them now, they would love them even more if they came out, and if people don't, then they never really loved them. They can f*ck off. That was exactly what he said. Why would a guy who has a view like that, not tell people if he was gay?
Being a fag, I feel no need to make cracks about sexuality to "look good."

But keep telling yourself that.

[James Steele]

ROCK LIKES THE COCK (and I ain't talking about The Naitch)

[Rockgurl]

Rockgurl, lemme ask you a question.

Would you rather:

a) Hit The Rock with a steel chair

or

b) Kiss a girl

??

Just answer it.

I would do nothing from these choices. I would rather kiss the Rock. :kiss:

[Lamuella]

He doesn't dress gay. He dresses sexy.

Are you saying gay men aren't sexy?

You're the strangest faghag I ever met.

(besides, saying that gay people should come out is the PERFECT cover for being gay. It also means that when he comes out later and reinvents himself as the most flaming man in sports-entertainment, he can point back at those words and say that he was running from his own truth. That will go down like a BOMB on Oprah)

[James Steele]

:lol:

[Transplant]

I would do nothing from these choices. I would rather kiss the Rock. :kiss:

That wasn't an option. What would you rather do?

[Lamuella]

I would do nothing from these choices. I would rather kiss the Rock. :kiss:

so between a steel chair and a woman, you'd kiss a gay man?

[Kane Knight]

By the way, he's not 8 years old. He's almost 33.
No, really? He's not 8 years old? CALL CNN! JFCOMGWTFBBQSAUCE!

That is a long time.

Yeah, but how long did it take for George Michael, Freddie Mercury, Ellen DeGeneress, etc. to come out of the closet?

And if he was gay, why would he say that the gay celebrities should come out of the closet.
So he would feel less ostracised?

He said that if people love them now, they would love them even more if they came out, and if people don't, then they never really loved them.
So what? That proves nothing.

Why would a guy who has a view like that, not tell people if he was gay?
BEcause, and coming from a queer here, it's easier to preach than to practice?

[Rockgurl]

Let me put this in a more clear fashion.

You are jealous of Kane Knight and SuperSlim because they have more chance of getting an up close look at The Little People's Champion than you. This stems from the fact that they are male, and he is strictly butter side down.

sheesh, some people are too dumb to insult properly.

Lol, why would I be jealous of KK and SS? Haha. I actually have a life, unlike them. They like to make jokes about others' sexuality to make themselves feel better. I don't need to be jealous of people like that.

[James Steele]

:rofl:

[Lamuella]

Wow, you need to stop dreaming.

no, DREAMING would be to pretend that this succulent chunk of half hawaiian prime rump would take your skanky ass over the sugar Poppa has to offer.

[Kane Knight]

so between a steel chair and a woman, you'd kiss a gay man?
:rofl:

[James Steele]

Rockgurl

[Kane Knight]

Are you saying gay men aren't sexy?

You're the strangest faghag I ever met.

(besides, saying that gay people should come out is the PERFECT cover for being gay. It also means that when he comes out later and reinvents himself as the most flaming man in sports-entertainment, he can point back at those words and say that he was running from his own truth. That will go down like a BOMB on Oprah)
:y:

[Transplant]

I'll put it in a perspective.

The Rock has a curse placed upon him, and the only way to cure him from it is to either unleash a nasty chair shot to him, or pash a chick. If you don't do either, he dies. What would it be?

[James Steele]

Is

[James Steele]

A

[James Steele]

Dirty

[Lamuella]

Lol, why would I be jealous of KK and SS? Haha. I actually have a life, unlike them. They like to make jokes about others' sexuality to make themselves feel better. I don't need to be jealous of people like that.

I wondered how long before the "I have a life" line. Instead of issuing that line you might as well have changed yourcustom title to "I AM 14 AND IN DENIAL".

Honey, The Rock wouldn't touch you with someone ELSE'S penis. Even if he WERE straight.

[Rockgurl]

Are you saying gay men aren't sexy?

You're the strangest faghag I ever met.

I never said that gay men aren't sexy. And faghag? :rofl: Wow, you are the dumbest person I've ever met.

[James Steele]

Filthy

[James Steele]

Bottom

[James Steele]

-Feeding

[Lamuella]

I'll put it in a perspective.

The Rock has a curse placed upon him, and the only way to cure him from it is to either unleash a nasty chair shot to him, or pash a chick. If you don't do either, he dies. What would it be?

Put that way... I'd kiss The Rock :kiss:

[James Steele]

Trash

[James Steele]

Bag

[James Steele]

HO!

[James Steele]

...with a penis

[Transplant]

Put that way... I'd kiss The Rock :kiss:

:rofl: Dead Rock :rofl:

[Lamuella]

I never said that gay men aren't sexy. And faghag? :rofl: Wow, you are the dumbest person I've ever met.

Sweetheart, you're the one crushing on a gay fella.

OK, we're both crushing on him, but you're the one lacking the necessary equipment.

[Rockgurl]

I wondered how long before the "I have a life" line. Instead of issuing that line you might as well have changed yourcustom title to "I AM 14 AND IN DENIAL".

Honey, The Rock wouldn't touch you with someone ELSE'S penis. Even if he WERE straight.

Oh wow, that really made me feel bad. :roll: :rofl: :lol:

[James Steele]

If I wasn't already half of TPWW user's bitches, I'd fuck The Rock's brains out...



:shifty:

[Lamuella]

:rofl: Dead Rock :rofl:

hey, it's not rape if he's already dead.

[Transplant]

hey, it's not rape if he's willing to take a cock in the ass.

[Lamuella]

Oh wow, that really made me feel bad. :roll: :rofl: :lol:

don't cry, sugarplum. The fact that you don't have enough throbbing gristle for The Rock doesn't make you a bad person. Your posts make you a DUMB person, but that's a different thing.

efriends?

[Cool King]

Proof The Rock is Gay.:shifty:

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[The Naitch]

Here ya go James :)

Featuring a Kane Knight Kameo



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*Pieces Of Me by Ashlee Simpson hits as Cockgurl makes her way to the ring to a chorus of boos*

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Cockgurl: People, as you may know, my name is Cockgurl :yes:

*The fans start a huge Cockgurl is fat chant*

Cockgurl: I AM NOT FAT! *The fans starts a huge tubby chant* I AM NOT A TUBBY! *The fans start a SHOW US YOUR TITS chant*

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Cockgurl: Please be quiet, because the reason why I came here tonight is to wish The Cock (my hero) the best of luck at HitlerMania. As you may know, I am Cockgurl, which means that I am The Cock's #1 fan. I have a lovely Cock avatar on TPWW.NET And to be blunt, I think he will destroy Viagra addict, The Naitch! Because come.....


WOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Naitch's theme hits as Naitch makes his way out*

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Naitch: Bitch shut the fuck up, nobody cares about you, you dumb retard whore!

*Fans laugh as Naitch makes his way to the ring*

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Naitch: As you can see, I am VERY tired right now. I can barely stay awake. WHY? Because I have no access to my stash. So Cockgurl, I am gonna make this quick. Your hero, The Cock is a HOMOSEXUAL! WHY? Because he said he wants to kiss men, AND he said he'd rather nail people with steel chairs than kiss beautiful women! HAHAHAHA! WHAT A HOMO!

*Fans laugh*

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Cockgurl: Wow, don't start calling him gay just because you're jealous of him. Yes, he has said that he'd kiss a guy, but he was obviously joking. He has also said that he wants to kiss Halle Berry or J Lo. When a gay guy kisses a girl, it feels awkward. But when The Cock kisses a girl, it's sexy. Just watch the scene in Jogging Short when he's making out with that girl. You can't say he's gay after watching that. Guys are calling him gay these days because he played a gay bodyguard in Cool Like Ice. He's just comfortable with his sexuality and doesn't have problems with gay people. But, it seems like you guys have problems with that, Naitch. Oh well, I expected nothing less. And you and Kane Knight can go on with your stupid jokes, but it doesn't affect me. That's what I expect from assholes like you.

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Naitch: Kane Knight? Listen bitch *FANS POP* Kane Knight thinks you are a retard, and he's 100% correctomundo! Because you are retarded. Look at you. Skank

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Cockgurl: OMG, you're being stupid again. He kissed Kelly Hu in the "Scorpion Warrior The Trilogy", Ashley Scott in "Jogging Short", and Rosario Dawson on TRL! That's probably why his wife is not happy. :lol:

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Naitch: QUIET YOU! WHY ARE YOU HERE? The same can be said for hitting people with steal chairs. When you first do it, it's hard because you dont want to hurt the other person. However, because The Cock's had more experience with chairs than kissing, thats the most logical reason he said that.

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Cockgurl: Woah....What the hell? You are totally wrong with the last sentence brother. He has had more experience with chairs than kissing? What is that suppose to mean? That's totally wrong.


BOOM!

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*The crowd is in shock as Kane Knight makes his way to the ring. A huge KKK chant could be heard as he makes his way to the ring*

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Kane Knight: Well, since hitting people with steel chairs is STAGED, maybe he was referencing STAGED kissing. Now, has The Cock done more fighting or kissing in his captioning career? Even you should figure this one out. 500 Dollar shirts. Hollywood. Sticking things up people's asses. The Hollywood's Elbow which is clearly "The West Hollywood Elbow" :lol: The Cock's a homo. But then, pretty much all great entertainers are. Meanwhile, you can't petition TNA to bring back The Cock. It's not like they FIRED him. They parted ways on semi-aimiable terms. If The Cock wants to come back, he'll come back. If you don't want The Cock in Hollywood, don't go to any of his movies. The worse his movies sell, the more likely he is to return. Still, if you're a huge Cock fan, you should want him to succeed, not to be some petty little bitch or snotty princess.

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Cockgurl: What the fuck ? When did I say I don't support his movie career? I love his movies and I want him to continue making more movies because that's what he wants to do. I just want him to continue to make appearances in TNA. If he decides someday that he totally wants to leave it, I'll still support him. It's his life and he should be able to do what he wants to do. In his recent interviews, he has been saying that he's hurt that TNA didn't bring up the contract renewal and that he has always wanted to remain a part of it in some way. That's what he wants to do, and that's what I want him to do. If you have read the latest news, The Dude and The Cock are trying to resolve the situation. I don't know where you got the idea of me not wanting him to succeed. I'm the one who's always arguing with stupid people who call him a sellout and think that he shouldn't leave Caption-Entertainment for Hollywood. He should do what he wants! So, don't call me a little bitch, because you're the bitch around here

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Naitch: Thank you for your kind words. These are tears of joy

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Kane Knight: I love you by the way, Naitch :kiss:

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Naitch: Right back at cha big guy :kiss:






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Cock: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!! *Fans pop huge*

http://img239.exs.cx/img239/3037/rock679ccc3tg.jpg

Cock: Live from Hollywood again. Cockgurl, I don't want you speaking my name ever again, CAPICHE? You give all Cock fans a bad name. Terrible.

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Cock: And we all know Naitch payed Kane Knight to badmouth The Cock like that, am I right KK?

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Kane Knight: You sir, are correct

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Naitch: Traitor

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Cock: Quiet Naitch. So there you have it. Kane Knight makes the most electrifying cameo in Caption-Entertainment, The Cock makes The Naitch look like a total ass, and we all get to see Cockgurl's panties

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/9648/c25zc.jpg

*ilt_undertaker comes out of nowhere and reveals Cockgurl's panties*

http://img210.exs.cx/img210/9517/rock679j2ii.jpg

*The Cock loves it*

*The Naitch throws Cockgurl out of the ring*

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*Kane Knight is happy*

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[Kane Knight]

Sweetheart, you're the one crushing on a gay fella.

OK, we're both crushing on him, but you're the one lacking the necessary equipment.
:rofl: I had him first. :mad:

[Rockgurl]

don't cry, sugarplum. The fact that you don't have enough throbbing gristle for The Rock doesn't make you a bad person. Your posts make you a DUMB person, but that's a different thing.

efriends?

:rofl: OMG! This is the funniest shit I've ever read. Your stupid insults make you dumb, not me. By the way, are you a guy or a girl?

[Kane Knight]

don't cry, sugarplum. The fact that you don't have enough throbbing gristle for The Rock doesn't make you a bad person. Your posts make you a DUMB person, but that's a different thing.

efriends? Homo.

[Kane Knight]

:rofl: OMG! This is the funniest shit I've ever read. Your stupid insults make you dumb, not me. By the way, are you a guy or a girl?
HE's already told you. By saying that You lacked the correct equipment.

[Rockgurl]

Proof The Rock is Gay.:shifty:

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1777/sfrg9cv.jpg

Oh wow :eek:! How creative! :roll: :rofl:

[Cool King]

Oh wow :eek:! How creative! :roll: :rofl:

Yeah,here's something for ya before I go.

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/7020/angryman0do.jpg

[Kane Knight]

So wait. You're saying Molly is a guy? :wtf:

[Lamuella]

:rofl: OMG! This is the funniest shit I've ever read. Your stupid insults make you dumb, not me. By the way, are you a guy or a girl?

so that's a no to being efriends?

(and read the rest of my posts in their thread and take a wild guess at my gender, twit)

[The Naitch]

So wait. You're saying Molly is a guy? :wtf:

she's got a bulge

[Lamuella]

Homo.

You are such a fag.

[Rockgurl]

Yeah,here's something for ya before I go.

http://img137.exs.cx/img137/7020/angryman0do.jpg

No thanks, I don't need that from you. :)

[Kane Knight]

she's got a bulge
True.

But I thought it was because of her prudish underwear.

[Kane Knight]

Also, My turnbuckles fired. :o that's never happened to me before.

[Kane Knight]

You are such a fag.
Same place and time? The Rock's pad at midnite?

[Rockgurl]

Good job with the promo, Naitch. :roll: You got quite an imagination:). LOL!

By the way, those are some hot pics of the Rock :drool:.

[Transplant]

I hope you happy Rockgurl. The Rock is dead, and sexually harassed, thanks to your carelessness.

[Lamuella]

No thanks, I don't need that from you. :)

babygirl certainly isn't getting it from The Rock, right?

[Rockgurl]

I hope you happy Rockgurl. The Rock is dead, and sexually harassed, thanks to your carelessness.

:roll: I don't even need to say how dumb you are.

[Lamuella]

Same place and time? The Rock's pad at midnite?

It's a date. Print this thread out so we can read the quotes to Dwayne.

[Rockgurl]

babygirl certainly isn't getting it from The Rock, right?

Like you are? He's married, you idiot.

[Transplant]

:roll: I don't even need to say how dumb you are.
oooo, please do.

[Rockgurl]

It's a date. Print this thread out so we can read the quotes to Dwayne.

So, you're gay too like KK? And please stop dreaming.

[Lamuella]

Like you are? He's married, you idiot.

So? So am I.

[Rockgurl]

and there are no gay married men anywhere. Obviously.

Huh? What are you talking about?

[Danny Electric]

Hi Rockgurl, I missed you. Got AIDS yet, skanky ho.

[Rockgurl]

Hi Rockgurl, I missed you. Got AIDS yet, skanky ho.

Hi, Danny. :lol: No, you man whore.

[Lamuella]

Huh? What are you talking about?

I'm starting to feel bad. This thread is like kicking a retarded puppy. Really really funny, but it makes you feel guilty later.

[Danny Electric]

Rockgurl you sexy girl. You remind me of a car crash victim.

[Rockgurl]

I'm starting to feel bad. This thread is like kicking a retarded puppy.

Like you? I know :lol:.

[Transplant]

Rockgurl you sexy girl. You remind me of a car crash victim.

You must have mistaken Rockgurl for somebody else.

[Kane Knight]

It's a date. Print this thread out so we can read the quotes to Dwayne.
He always does like a chuckle before sex.

[TerranRich]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/carlito_caribbean_cool/photos/images/04.jpg
Suddenly, TerranRich comes out of nowhere!
TerranRich: The Rock...he's gay. And dat....dat's not cool.
*bites apple, tries to spit it out, but ends up choking and coughing and making a mess out of his $5 casual shirt*

:p

[Rockgurl]

Rockgurl you sexy girl. You remind me of a car crash victim.

And you're not. You asscream lover.

[Kane Knight]

Like you are? He's married, you idiot.
*coughbeardmoroncough*

Huh? What are you talking about?
God, you can't be this stupid. You have to be a sock account or some such shit.

He's saying that arguing the he's not getting any from the Rock because he's mqarried is idiotic because many gays marry. Plus, he's a celebrity, how many unfaithful celebs are out there?

[Kane Knight]

So, you're gay too like KK? And please stop dreaming.
Nobody's gay like the Knight. :cool:

[Danny Electric]

What have I done to upset you darling. I want to kill you and rape your dead body.

[Lamuella]

Like you? I know :lol:.

oh fu</>ck. You actually resorted to "I know you are but what am I?"

well, for your information, I'm rubber and you're glue.

Or rather I'm wearing a rubber and eager to get the taste of Dwayne's man-glue.

[Kane Knight]

You must have mistaken Rockgurl for somebody else.
Like Katie Vick?

[Lamuella]

What have I done to upset you darling. I want to kill you and rape your dead body.

Isn't it obvious? YOU SLEPT WITH THE ROCK!

[Danny Electric]

Black text Lammy.

[Rockgurl]

*coughbeardmoroncough*


God, you can't be this stupid. You have to be a sock account or some such shit.

He's saying that arguing the he's not getting any from the Rock because he's mqarried is idiotic because many gays marry. Plus, he's a celebrity, how many unfaithful celebs are out there?

No, you can't be this stupid. I can't believe a thread like this with no proof of him being gay, is up to 4 pages. You people really hate the Rock. Well, good for you. I can't believe I wasted more than an hour on this forum. I'm going because I have better things to do. You can keep talking shit for as long as you want and waste your time. That's what you always do.

[The Naitch]

LOL everytime Rockgurl sets foot after a long hiatus from tpww, she finds herself in trouble again.

[Danny Electric]

cockgurl naitch

[Kane Knight]

No, you can't be this stupid. I can't believe a thread like this with no proof of him being gay, is up to 4 pages. You people really hate the Rock. Well, good for you. I can't believe I wasted more than an hour on this forum. I'm going because I have better things to do. You can keep talking shit for as long as you want and waste your time. That's what you always do.
I don't need proof, because I'm not out to "out him."

[TerranRich]

Hey Rockgurl...I have a secret to tell you...

IT'S ALL A JOKE!!!

That's right! We're KIDDING AROUND! Fucking mind-blower, no?

Or...at least...*I* was joking around... :shifty:

[Lamuella]

No, you can't be this stupid. I can't believe a thread like this with no proof of him being gay, is up to 4 pages. You people really hate the Rock. Well, good for you. I can't believe I wasted more than an hour on this forum. I'm going because I have better things to do. You can keep talking shit for as long as you want and waste your time. That's what you always do.

HATE The Rock?

Sweetheart, I ADORE him! He's FABULOUS!

(and if you have better things to do, why have you stuck at this for four pages?)

[Rockgurl]

Trouble? No, I find myself with a bunch of assholes who waste their whole life on this forum.

[TerranRich]

I LOVE the Rock. He's super, thanks for asking! ;)

[The Naitch]

cockgurl naitch

my mistake :p

[Kane Knight]

Hey Rockgurl...I have a secret to tell you...

IT'S ALL A JOKE!!!

That's right! We're KIDDING AROUND! Fucking mind-blower, no?

Or...at least...*I* was joking around... :shifty:
Liar. We all think the Rock is gay. Rockgurrrrrl said so. And she can't be wrong.

But seriously, I doubt anyone calling the Rock gay really even gives a shit. Let him be a homo for all we care.

[Rockgurl]

HATE The Rock?

Sweetheart, I ADORE him! He's FABULOUS!

(and if you have better things to do, why have you stuck at this for four pages?)

Because I don't like people typing shit about him that's not true.

[The Naitch]

I should use Cockgurl more often. She'll be the President of The Cock's fan club or something.

[Lamuella]

rockgurl, let me let you in on a little secret.

We have been TROLLING you.

Seriously, if you hadn't reacted to kk on page 1 there wouldn't have BEEN a page 2.

I'm glad you didn't because this is comedy gold, but I'm just telling you the lie of the land.

[Kane Knight]

Trouble? No, I find myself with a bunch of assholes who waste their whole life on this forum.
And yet you keep coming back to argue. WAAAAAAA!

[Kane Knight]

rockgurl, let me let you in on a little secret.

We have been TROLLING you.

Seriously, if you hadn't reacted to kk on page 1 there wouldn't have BEEN a page 2.

I'm glad you didn't because this is comedy gold, but I'm just telling you the lie of the land.
We hit a sore spot with her. She can't stand gays because they've converted the Rock. She's got a major axe to grind.

[The Naitch]

So, do you think this thread will break the record? We got to beat 10 pages on the other one, I think

[Rockgurl]

I'm not ALWAYS here, like you are.

[Lamuella]

Black text Lammy.

Black text that post, Danny.

[Kane Knight]

Because I don't like people typing shit about him that's not true.
Then you should try not using stupid lines like "he can't be gay, he's married!!!!" And such shit that's false to argue with them.

Or "well, he doesn't act gay."

Come on, if you can't stand falsehoods, stop using them.

[Transplant]

And yet you keep coming back to argue. WAAAAAAA!

It's cos we're so manly and sexy. ;)

[Rockgurl]

We hit a sore spot with her. She can't stand gays because they've converted the Rock. She's got a major axe to grind.

Nobody converted The Rock. And I can stand gays. I have no problems with gay people, except you.

[Lamuella]

I'm not ALWAYS here, like you are.

Pookie bear, I just got back from a 9 month hiatus from this place. I'd hardly say I'm an addict.

[Kane Knight]

I'm starting to feel bad. This thread is like kicking a retarded puppy. Really really funny, but it makes you feel guilty later.
Lammy, my brother is a retarded puppy, and I demand you apologise for insulting him like that!

[Danny Electric]

Black text that post, Danny.

Thanks dude.

[TerranRich]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/carlito_caribbean_cool/photos/images/03.jpg
Seeing that this thread is "not cool", TerranRich proceeds to give the entire forum a NOOGIE OF DEATH!!

By gawd, that noogie ain't made of cheerios! MILK AND CEREAL! CEREAL AND MILKBYGAWD!!!!

[Lamuella]

for comparing him to rockgurl? Gladly

[Kane Knight]

Pookie bear, I just got back from a 9 month hiatus from this place. I'd hardly say I'm an addict.
Oh, you only left because you were banned, and I could barely get you out of bed...

[Rockgurl]

^I was talking about KK.

[Kane Knight]

Nobody converted The Rock. And I can stand gays. I have no problems with gay people, except you.
Nobody converted him? Fine. He was always gay.

[Kane Knight]

^I was talking about KK.
I'm not always here either. :p

[The Naitch]

"The West Hollywood Elbow"

Pure genius Naitch, pure genius

*pats self on back*

:)

[Rockgurl]

No, he was never gay. And yes, you are always here KK.

[Danny Electric]

Rockgurl the only way to know that KK is always here is if you were always here.

[TerranRich]

You know...if the situations were reversed, it'd be a hell of a lot different...

Female TPWWer: "Hey...you know...STACY KEIBLER IS A LESBIAN!!!"
TerranRich: ... [sits still for an hour, imagining the possibilities] :eek:

[The Naitch]

OMG KK is Rockgurl

[Kane Knight]

"The West Hollywood Elbow"

Pure genius Naitch, pure genius

*pats self on back*

:)
I salute you.

[Kane Knight]

No, he was never gay. And yes, you are always here KK.
If he's not gay, what's with all the gayness?

[Kane Knight]

Rockgurl the only way to know that KK is always here is if you were always here.
Exactly. Apparently she sits here with Fox, monitoring my every move, signed in as a guest. :D

[Kane Knight]

You know...if the situations were reversed, it'd be a hell of a lot different...

Female TPWWer: "Hey...you know...STACY KEIBLER IS A LESBIAN!!!"
TerranRich: ... [sits still for an hour, imagining the possibilities] :eek:
TRISH IS A LESBO!

*half of TPWW busts a nut*

[Transplant]

I bet The Rock has AIDS.

[The Naitch]

I was thinking about having Cock turn gay as part of his heel turn. Usually he always gets cheered even if he's a Hollywood heel. But if he turns gay, he'll be a mega heel for shizzle

[TerranRich]

If he's not gay, what's with all the gayness?

Ooooh, ssssnap! Take that, BITCH! :p

[The Naitch]

The Cock Bottom would be changed to "The Cock's Bottom"
The Cockshooter (sharpshooter) would be changed to "The Jello Shooter"
And of copurse, The Hollywood Elbow would be "The West Hollywood Elbow"

[Lamuella]

OK, I admit it. The Rock is not gay. he's bi

[Danny Electric]

Are we talking aout gay as in' 'The children were so gay when mommy brought them sweets."

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Ooooh, ssssnap! Take that, BITCH! :p
Well, she said that gay people act gay, and he sets my gaydar aBLAZING.

[The Naitch]

His "ARE YOU HIGH?" catchphrase would be changed to "ARE YOU STRAIGHT?"

And "SWEET ALLAH!" would be chaged to "SWEET ELTON!"

[Kane Knight]

Are we talking aout gay as in' 'The children were so gay when mommy brought them sweets."

:shifty:
We're talking as in "Danny Electric is gay for KK."

[Kane Knight]

His "ARE YOU HIGH?" catchphrase would be changed to "ARE YOU STRAIGHT?"

And "SWEET ALLAH!" would be chaged to "SWEET ELTON!"
:lol:

[SammyG]

lol wow this topic has gone to 5 pages

[Danny Electric]

We're talking as in "Danny Electric is gay for KK."

Oh like 'I want to be a fudge packer' gay.

[Kane Knight]

Oh like 'I want to be a fudge packer' gay.
More like "I want to get my fudge packed."

YOU'RE the catcher, faggot.

[Danny Electric]

I bat for the other side, Poo shoot lover.

[Porky]

I HAD SEX WITH THE ROCK. HE IS SO HOTT. I AM ALSO A 48 YEAR OLD GUY.

I TAGGED HIM BACKDOOR, HE CAME IN THROUGH MY WINDOW.

I DIDN'T READ THE THREAD BUT THE ROCK IS GAY.

[Transplant]

I HAD SEX WITH THE ROCK. HE IS SO HOTT. I AM ALSO A 48 YEAR OLD GUY.

I TAGGED HIM BACKDOOR, HE CAME IN THROUGH MY WINDOW.

I DIDN'T READ THE THREAD BUT THE ROCK IS GAY.

Nobody cares anymore.

[The Naitch]

So who plays the short stop?

[Danny Electric]

So who's gay then?

[M. Banana]

Why do you guys always have to make fun of RockGurl!? This needs to stop, it's a bit immature.

[Danny Electric]

I wank off to it.

[Kane Knight]

Why do you guys always have to make fun of RockGurl!? This needs to stop, it's a bit immature.
We don't have to. It's just fun.

[Porky]

BE BACK WHENEVER

ABOUT TO HAVE HOTTT BUTTSECSSINGGG IN THE ROCKS BUM.

ROCK: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

THAT WAS HIM BY THE WAYYYYY

[Rockgurl]

Wow! I didn't know people like you existed.

[M. Banana]

I myself, respect Rockgurl. She voices her opinion and doesn't care what anyone thinks. Good for you Rockgurl.

:y:

[Kane Knight]

Except when she gets pissy about people calling the Rock gay, in which case she goes on a hissyfit spree.

[M. Banana]

It's not her fault she's a gigantic douchebag.

[M. Banana]

Come on guys, you didn't REALLY think I respected her.

Did you?

[Rockgurl]

Wow, another asshole. What a surprise! NOT! There are just so many of them on this forum:)

[Kane Knight]

Come on guys, you didn't REALLY think I respected her.

Did you?
Naw, but I had to take the shot anyway. You understand. :kiss:

[Kane Knight]

Wow, another asshole. What a surprise! NOT! There are just so many of them on this forum:)
You know, when EVERYONE seems to be an asshole, perhaps it's just you that's the problem.

[Rockgurl]

^^No, it's you guys. People on other forums aren't like you. They actually have a life. They respect others' opinions.

[Kane Knight]

So you claim.

Then agian, you're also trying to play the "no life" card, because your rabid fanboyism is challenged by lighthearted jokes. :rofl:

[Porky]

ROCKGURL LETS MAKE IT A 3SOME

[James Steele]

Rockgurl, I respect other people's opinions. Unless they are an ignorant ass like you.


So...


I. Go fuck yourself

II. Get a sex change then the Rock might fuck you

III. Go find that guy in Japan who dresses like The Rock...shine up his dick real nice...put a glow in the dark condom on it... turn that sum' bitch sideways...AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CREEPY ASS!

and finally TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT...











THE ONE....









THE ONLY....









OFTEN IMITATED...



























NEVER DUPLICATED...















































SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IGNORANT ASS

[Kane Knight]

I respect Lammy, the Rock, and the Indigo girls. In other words, homosexuals.

[M. Banana]

For a person who "doesn't care" you seem to "bitch" a lot about "shit" that "people" say to "you".

"OMFG! DAZZ DOESNT LIKE ME THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT SO FUCK HIM"

[M. Banana]

But I don't care.

[Kane Knight]

For a person who "doesn't care" you seem to "bitch" a lot about "shit" that "people" say to "you".

"OMFG! DAZZ DOESNT LIKE ME THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT SO FUCK HIM"
:y:

[Rockgurl]

I wonder why I'm not surprised by your posts, again. Go on, waste some more time:)

[Kane Knight]

For a person who "doesn't care" you seem to "bitch" a lot about "shit" that "people" say to "you".

Rockgurl, irony. Irony, Rockgurl.

[Rock Bottom]

By the way, little kid, I don't really think The Rock is gay.

You might notice my username is Rock Bottom. It slightly hints at the fact that I am a Rock fan, but I wouldn't expect some thirteen year-old zit factory to comprehend that amidst being pummeled by a Sybian with The Rock's portrait taped to it.

Anyway, shut the fuck up, you retarded cunt.

[Kane Knight]

By the way, little kid, I don't really think The Rock is gay.

You might notice my username is Rock Bottom. It slightly hints at the fact that I am a Rock fan, but I wouldn't expect some thirteen year-old zit factory to comprehend that amidst being pummeled by a Sybian with The Rock's portrait taped to it.

Anyway, shut the fuck up, you retarded cunt.
Steele does it better.

[Kane Knight]

Personally, I DO think the Rock is gay ) :shifty: ) but don't care if he is or isn't. :D

[M. Banana]

The Rock is gay. I mean, look at the guy's nick/call name.

The ROCK..

Rhymes with...

Cock...


Can be used to describe..

A Cock..



He attracts fat gurls around the world..


Need I anymore proof?

[Kane Knight]

The sexiest men are generally gay. How many straight guys care THAT much about their appearance?

[M. Banana]

Kane Knight, do you care about your appearance?

[M. Banana]

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU CARE!

[James Steele]

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE MiguelBahena SAID SO...

[M. Banana]

:y:

[Lamuella]

Why do you guys always have to make fun of RockGurl!? This needs to stop, it's a bit immature.

sadly the answer is that she leaves herself open to it.

There's no reason why she should get personally hurt by a bunch of idiots claiming that someone she doesn't know likes boys instead of girls.

Somehow she flies off the handle about it. And it's funny.

[Lamuella]

^^No, it's you guys. People on other forums aren't like you. They actually have a life. They respect others' opinions.

So why aren't you respecting our opinion that The Rock is gay?

[Lamuella]

I respect Lammy, the Rock, and the Indigo girls. In other words, homosexuals.

NO WAY! THE INDIGO GIRLS AREN'T GAY! YOU'RE AN EVIL CREEPY MAN FOR SAYING THAT! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!

-indigogirlboi

[Lamuella]

I wonder why I'm not surprised by your posts, again. Go on, waste some more time:)

Jesus fucking christ on a donkey with dwayne johnson's dick in his mouth.

Can't you understand that the ONLY reason why people are still posting about this is because YOU KEEP REPLYING? There's one simple thing you can do to shut everyone up.

[Kane Knight]

Jesus fucking christ on a donkey with dwayne johnson's dick in his mouth.

Can't you understand that the ONLY reason why people are still posting about this is because YOU KEEP REPLYING? There's one simple thing you can do to shut everyone up.
I'd get mad at you for advocating suicide...


...But your avatar is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute.

[SammyG]

its sweet that the thread thati started has resulted in a gay cock turn in the c fed

[M. Banana]

No it's not, fuck you.

[Corkscrewed]

Dammit, I miss a whole weekend and Rockgurl comes back.

But this was comedic gold. Seriously, this needs archiving. :rofl:




Anyway, yeah, The Rock is gay. Plan and simple. It's the smile that gives it away. You ever see a guy who's not gay smiling that happily? Of course not! Only gay guys are happy. If a guy's not happy, he's not gay. So the Rock is very happy. Ergo, he is gay.

Solid reasoning right there. It doesn't get much neater than that, not even if I had written a mathematical proof, but I wanted Rockgurl to be able to understand it. :wave:

[Funky Fly]

And all this time, I thought this thread was brimming with ECW PPV discussion. :shifty:

[M. Banana]

Anything that involves the Rock will definately spark something with CockGurl.

[SuperSlim]

man alive. what happened between pages 2-5?

[Lamuella]

the thread went gay

[Kane Knight]

the thread went gay
That sums it up.

[SuperSlim]

oh. well that sucks

[Corkscrewed]

LIES! THIS THREAD IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!! :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Shut up, ThreadGurl.

[The Naitch]

its sweet that the thread thati started has resulted in a gay cock turn in the c fed

:y:

some very inspirational quotes in here.

[Nervous Ferret]

oooooooook. Looks like NF missed it again. I always miss the cool things.

[Lamuella]

LIES! THIS THREAD IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!! :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc:


Face it. This thread LOVES the e-cock.

[SuperSlim]

:heart: e-cock

[Nervous Ferret]

Face it. This thread LOVES the e-cock.No that doesn't sound gay or anything at all.

[Nervous Ferret]

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[Nervous Ferret]

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[SammyG]

oh wow.. lol. is rockgurl hot

[Nervous Ferret]

wow

[Kane Knight]

:| This is being bumped?

[James Steele]

Funky Fly or LC, can one of you guys be so "mod-awesome" as to shut this down because the humor is dead. Seriously, I can't come up with anything else even though the word "e-cock" bothers me.

[Kane Knight]

Not to mention any thread Nervous Ferret is spamming has had all the fun taken out of it.

Tag and bag this topic, it's dead.