LOL at HHH promo at house show

[SammyG]

Benoit, Flair and Hunter get big face pops, while Batista gets the 2nd biggest pop of the night. Batista keeps posing until Flair tells him that Hunter will bitchslap him if he poses again. Batista poses, Hunter gets on the mic and delivers the best promo of his career:

"Don't you worry, I'm gonna kick his ass soon enough" Hunter points to Batista, and a Guy dressed as Roddy Piper starts taunting Hunter from ringside.

"Each and Everyone of you jackoffs better sit down and shut up and sit down. I will come down there and slap the vegemite (Australian Spread we have on Toast and Bread) right out of your mouth." The Roddy Piper guy gets Hunters attention.

"Like I'm gonna take shit from a fag in a dress!" Hunter points at Piper.

"Hey..I know 'Hot Rod' is something you want, but sit down and shut up."

Another guy (who is indian) at ringside begins to taunt Hunter, leading to Hunter calling him 'Ghandi' and speaking jibberish Indian to the guy.

"Hey..Don't think i won't call the government, I know you're on some kind of Terror Watch List Somewhere. I'll have your ass digging a hole back in a sand ditch in India somewhere any day now."

The Indian Guy does the Cena 'Can't see Me' gesture, and Hunter says "That's the problem..I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU!"

Fantastic Improv Promo by Hunter.

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[PullMyFinger]

That's kinda dick, I'd hate to be that Indian kid. I mean I found the "you can't see me thing/i dont want to see you" thing funny, but...it's also fucked up.

Oh well, I'm probably taking things too seriously for my own good. I need to lighten up.

[Kane Knight]

Did he also start "yo mama" jokes, or was that too advanced for him?

[SammyG]

OMG kane knight, why do u keep neg repping me i have gone from like 150 points to negative 30.

[PullMyFinger]

Did he also start "yo mama" jokes, or was that too advanced for him?
LOL Now THAT is funny!

[PullMyFinger]

OMG kane knight, why do u keep neg repping me i have gone from like 150 points to negative 30.
I neg repped you too. Don't worry.

[Londoner]

How is the rep points thing worked out anyway? Oh and that sounds like a shit promo, hhh is taking up time at house shows to now?

[SammyG]

Fuck, why

[PullMyFinger]

Because I don't see how you found it to be a hilarious promo. It was actually ridiculous. There are no hard feelings though, I'll positive rep you next time if you're that bent up about it.

[Pepsi Man]

haha, that's old school right there. The heel not only generically tells the crowd to shut up, but actually interacts with fans and acts rude to them. Frankly, that's how it SHOULD be at the shows. If it were an autograph session or something, that's a little different, but for the show, frankly, as far as I'm concerned, regardless of whether anyone agrees with me or not, I find it funny.

[SammyG]

No its not that at all, its cuz kane knight always neg reps me for no reason

[Kane Knight]

How is the rep points thing worked out anyway? Oh and that sounds like a shit promo, hhh is taking up time at house shows to now?
Well, it's the Australlian tour. He's pretty much got to.

The idea is to give the Australlians the live experience. And who can do it without the pissbreak HHH provides as a public service?

:shifty:

Also, why is he ripping off Warrior's lines?

[Kane Knight]

No its not that at all, its cuz kane knight always neg reps me for no reason
For no reason except you're a moron.

Hey, let's bitch about rep again. That'll make SURE you don't get more for being a whiny little twat.

[PullMyFinger]

You thought that too??? For some reason when I was reading it, I was like didn't Warrior practically say similar shit?

[Kane Knight]

OMG kane knight, why do u keep neg repping me i have gone from like 150 points to negative 30.
Gah, just one more before I stop spamming this thread.

He posted this like 4 seconds after I negative repped him. How amazing is that? Do you fuckers SIT at the user CP, looking to see if your rep goes up?

Meh. I don't care that much. Get bent out of shape.

[Kane Knight]

You thought that too??? For some reason when I was reading it, I was like didn't Warrior practically say similar shit?
Pretty much the same shit.

I thought it was a pretty lame promo, though I agree with the Pep that this is the sorta thing that heels should do. They should just do it, you know, without sounding like a cranky old joke of a conservative.

[PullMyFinger]

Hey, that's my whole life! :y:

edit: I forgot to quote, but it was toward checking your rep list every second hahahahaha

[Londoner]

The idea is to give the Australlians the live experience. And who can do it without the pissbreak HHH provides as a public service?

:shifty:



:lol: Now that's the kinda stuff that gets you positive reps imo, that made me laugh. I think they're gonna really piss on batista's title reign here though, seems like everytime batista gets tv time, so does HHH. Talk about over-booking yourself.Also i still think it was dumb for batista not to make a victory speech like cena did on smackdown. I guess Batista's mic skills arent that great, but give him a damn chance WWE.

[Gouda]

HHH is no Simon Dean.

I wanna see Simon insulting the fat people in the front row again... and see the fat people get all sad and embarrased cause they know it's true.

[M. Banana]

I say let's continue in this tradition of neg repping Sammy G.

And ThugLife.

I can sense he will be one we should hold down.

[Londoner]

^ Haha, what was that for? Not that i care really, i got a good rep for it to.

[Londoner]

Btw,pullmyfinger i meant how do the points get worked out, i know how to rep people lol. Just not sure why the points are always different.

[Pepsi Man]

Btw,pullmyfinger i meant how do the points get worked out, i know how to rep people lol. Just not sure why the points are always different.
Everyone has a set "rep" power. Everyone has some base value. Admins start out with a bit more, unless someone editted that in the AdminCP. Every so many posts, so many rep points, and so long you've been at the board, your rep power decreases. Of course, if your rep goes down, your rep power will decrease.

I THINK I remembered most of the rep information with that, but I'm not 100% sure.

[SammyG]

the more rep points u have, the more powerful ur rep is. i think

[Londoner]

Ah that makes it abit clearer,thanks for that info.

[PullMyFinger]

The more points a person has, the more weight their rep holds.

[PullMyFinger]

I say let's continue in this tradition of neg repping Sammy G.

And ThugLife.

I can sense he will be one we should hold down.
That's what I do to poor Ruein. hahaha

[PullMyFinger]

HHH is no Simon Dean.

I wanna see Simon insulting the fat people in the front row again... and see the fat people get all sad and embarrased cause they know it's true.
that segment with Stone Cold was still the best segment I've seen in a while...

"Hold on, I gotta burn some of these calories!" "Sure, I'll drink LOW CARB beer!" hahahahahaha

[Pepsi Man]

Ah that makes it abit clearer,thanks for that info.
You're welcome.

[DaveWadding]

Ah that makes it abit clearer,thanks for that info.

1 point of rep power for every 1000 posts
1 point of rep power for every 1000 rep points
1 point of rep power for every 3 months signed up

the rep formula.

[Corkscrewed]

:eek: HHH has been getting insult-the-crowd lessons from JBL!!!


Watch out world! There's Bigot-ane comin' through!

[Ben Rodrigues]

I was actually there and it wasn't as bad as you may take it. Batista went out of the ring after Triple H ripped on the guy and shook the guy's hand.

[Aussie Skier]

I wanted to be there

Frankly, I think what HHH said about terror watch is fuking disgrace to be honest.
pretty appauling, and not in the least bit clever humour

[Disturbed316]

Thats not cool.

[SuperSlim]

at least he was actin heelish.

other than that it was more blah. yeah I missed the humor in the inital post but found some :lol: moments in this thread.

[Kane Knight]

:eek: HHH has been getting insult-the-crowd lessons from JBL!!!


Watch out world! There's Bigot-ane comin' through!
He read the "Rock is gay" thread here, and turned to a professional for some pointers.

[Kane Knight]

I wanted to be there

Frankly, I think what HHH said about terror watch is fuking disgrace to be honest.
pretty appauling, and not in the least bit clever humour
I probably would have laughed at this if it was even remotely clever.

[BigDaddyCool]

wish I could rep HHH for that.