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Eunos
04-11-2005, 05:05 PM
Lita is supposidly Married to Kane?
Just a quick thought i had.
I bet we will never hear from this angle again and in the near future she'll start teaming with Edge etc. :-\
They better not drop the angle, it will be an insult to our intelligence, which has never stopped them before. So Lita will probably marry Edge, then she'll marry Shawn Michaels, and then she'll go back to Kane, but they'll marry again. All of this within a 6 month span and without explanation of divorce.
Yeah they will mention it in passing, sorta like Edge being Christian's brother and Kane being Undertaker's brother.
Savio
04-11-2005, 05:26 PM
I don't get your sig.
Eunos
04-11-2005, 05:29 PM
I don't get your sig.
You don't have to
SuperSlim
04-11-2005, 05:53 PM
http://img193.echo.cx/img193/8895/0929ep.jpg
http://img193.echo.cx/img193/8895/0929ep.jpg
Vince (in JR's ear): Holy shit, the Smarks are on to us! Quick! Mention something that happened three years ago!
JR: BAHGAWDBOOKERTWASBORN30YEARSAGO!
Vince: ... God damn it Jim...
TerranRich
04-11-2005, 06:22 PM
What's the meaning behind that screen capture? I must've missed it at the time.
Rammsteinmad
04-11-2005, 06:25 PM
Just like how Kane Tombstoned Linda McMahon, Literally killed Shane and set JR on fire... yet... when Kane was being destroyed by Snitsky, JR was acting like none of this happened (except for the slight "I may agree with some of the things Kane has done...").
What's the meaning behind that screen capture? I must've missed it at the time.
One SmackDown!, Booker T found that letter. And that's about it, they never mentioned it again. Supposedly, it was supposed to be Goldust, but he was soon released and they scrapped it.
Nervous Ferret
04-11-2005, 06:35 PM
I get Eunos' sigulation.
Kane Knight
04-11-2005, 09:26 PM
It was annulled, as they never consummated the marriage.
That's right, the baby wasn't Kane's, it was Edge's.
M. Banana
04-11-2005, 10:07 PM
The baby was mine.
I have proof..
Here is an ultrasound.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/miguelbahena/ultrasound.jpg
Definate Proof.
James Steele
04-11-2005, 10:33 PM
haha...
You just set your people back like 2 years. :lol:
It's simple: Vince McMahon has alzheimers.
Vince: Alright, I want to run an angle that eventually leads to Edge winning the World Title. I think Edge is a little weak on his own, so we need to have him marry Lita before then...
JR: Um, Vince, the internet fans might get a little angry over that considering the situation between Lita and Matt Hardy.
Vince: Who's Matt Hardy? I thought I fired that face painting homosexual two years ago?
JR: No, no, that's Jeff Hardy, Matt's brother.
Vince: I don't have a brother! Now look, Edge and Lita get married and...
Stephanie: But Dad, Lita's married to Kane.
Vince: Who the hell are you?
RGWhat316
04-11-2005, 11:49 PM
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Looks like the storyline is still alive. They were making out on screen.
James Steele
04-11-2005, 11:53 PM
Is it wrong that I hope they do an over the top "Devil" gimmick. Kane grows the pointy "Devil Goatee" and Lita wears that shit Rey Mysterio wore in WCW after he lost his mask.
:shifty:
James Steele
04-11-2005, 11:57 PM
Actually, that letter was from me...
http://img111.echo.cx/img111/4117/istillremembertheinvasion4dn.jpg
:shifty:
James Steele
04-11-2005, 11:58 PM
Also, I will never forget...
http://img111.echo.cx/img111/7321/wewillneverforgetwcwarquette0n.jpg
Kane Knight
04-12-2005, 12:09 AM
haha...
You just set your people back like 2 years. :lol:
They're lazy enough that he set 'em back 10.
El Santo
04-12-2005, 10:14 AM
Is it wrong that I hope they do an over the top "Devil" gimmick. Kane grows the pointy "Devil Goatee" and Lita wears that shit Rey Mysterio wore in WCW after he lost his mask.
:shifty:
And that means ... their child was the Anti-Christ?
Weird karma there, by the way. Eunos mentions that they forgot the Kane-Lita story line, on on the Raw tonight, they happen to allude to it. Strange coincidence.
Unless... the WWE... really IS watching TPWW.net. :shifty:
Pepsi Man
04-12-2005, 11:28 AM
It was annulled, as they never consummated the marriage.
That's right, the baby wasn't Kane's, it was Edge's.
Actually, they left that a possibility, because when they were doing the DNA testing, the only thing they said the DNA tests confirmed were that the baby wasn't Matt's. That lead to the assumption that Kane was the father, but Kane's DNA was never tested.
Of course, now with the baby gone, unless they just happened to have saved the DNA tests from Matt getting tested, I don't see how they prove any of this.
Kane Knight
04-12-2005, 11:46 AM
Actually, they left that a possibility, because when they were doing the DNA testing, the only thing they said the DNA tests confirmed were that the baby wasn't Matt's. That lead to the assumption that Kane was the father, but Kane's DNA was never tested.
Of course, now with the baby gone, unless they just happened to have saved the DNA tests from Matt getting tested, I don't see how they prove any of this.
Yeah, I noticed that too. Which is where the joke came from. Well, that and the obvious Dumas/Copeland deal.
Plus, it's the WWE. They could come up with a way to prove it.
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