Somebody's Gotta Die
04-15-2005, 11:58 PM
Everyone hates these, but I'm going to keep doing them anyways since they entertain me when I'm bored... So on with the card...
WWE Judgment
Presented By WWE SmackDown! - (GM: Theodore Long)
WWE Heavyweight Championship - I-Quit Match
John Cena (champion) vs. JBL
- Prediction: Cena wins in a match much better than the one they had at WrestleMania... Expect some spots with the I-Quit stipulation... I can see it being booked as a 20-minute match since it is the main event and it has a "gimmick" match stipulation...
WWE US Heavyweight Championship
Orlando Jordan (champion) vs. Booker T
- Prediction: You might as well get Booker over somewhere so I propose putting the U.S. title on him at least to give it some dignity... 10 minutes or so... Decent match... Both are solid, however fail to deliver memorable matches... Aside, of course, from Booker in WCW...
WWE Cruiserweight Championship - Triple Threat Match
Paul London (champion) vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Billy Kidman
- Prediction: A good way to get a lot of cruisers involved... Wouldn't be a bad idea to debut Kazarian or Crazy here... I'd give it 15 minutes but it will obviously be less... I'd have London retain here becase he's constantly delivering and deserves the run... He can get over this way...
WWE Tag-Team Championship
MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro) (w/Melina) (champions) vs. Dudley Boyz
- Prediction: You have to get the Dudleys back into the mix leading into the ECW One Night Stand show and this is the way to do it... To put the tag-titles on them... A feud between MNM and the Dudleys could actually be pretty good and I can see both teams getting a pretty good reaction... Match might be pretty good too, I think...
Singles Challenge Match - #1 Contender's Match
The UnderTaker vs. Kurt Angle
- Why not? Seems like the appropriate people to have a match since both are very over and both can put on a good show... The match could be very good for up to 15-20 minutes... I'd put either man over here... This match looks pretty good on paper and could set up a next feud for Cena...
Singles Grudge Match - 30-Minute Iron Man Match
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio
- Prediction: Let them pull out all the stops and they'll have a classic... I'd put Guerrero over since Rey generally seems to always be over as an underdog, whereas Guerrero needs the momentum after months and months of drifting away from the WWE title picture...
Singles Challenge Match
Big Show vs. Heidenreich
- Prediction: Seems like a typical WWE-style match to book... I'd give them no more than 6-8 minutes... Put Show over... Hopefully a Show heel turn or roster switch will do something for him... Regardless, Heidenreich is certainly no talent to be going over...
Standard SmackDown! Diva Match - Pillowfight, bra & panties?
Torrie Wilson vs. Joy vs. Michelle vs. Lauren vs. Dawn Marie vs. Melina
- Prediction: Stipulation hardly matters here... :-\ Basically to get a kick out of the crowd... Winner and match itself have no significance...
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WWE HEAT
6-Man Tag-Team Match
Luther Reigns & Basham Bros. vs. Mark Jindrak, Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas
- Seems like a way to throw a bunch of talent not on the show together... A cruiserweight match involving Akio could also be a good idea... Winner has no significance since it's HEAT, obviously...
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Yep... I did it again... :shifty: ANDDDD WHATTTTTT! :y:
WWE Judgment
Presented By WWE SmackDown! - (GM: Theodore Long)
WWE Heavyweight Championship - I-Quit Match
John Cena (champion) vs. JBL
- Prediction: Cena wins in a match much better than the one they had at WrestleMania... Expect some spots with the I-Quit stipulation... I can see it being booked as a 20-minute match since it is the main event and it has a "gimmick" match stipulation...
WWE US Heavyweight Championship
Orlando Jordan (champion) vs. Booker T
- Prediction: You might as well get Booker over somewhere so I propose putting the U.S. title on him at least to give it some dignity... 10 minutes or so... Decent match... Both are solid, however fail to deliver memorable matches... Aside, of course, from Booker in WCW...
WWE Cruiserweight Championship - Triple Threat Match
Paul London (champion) vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Billy Kidman
- Prediction: A good way to get a lot of cruisers involved... Wouldn't be a bad idea to debut Kazarian or Crazy here... I'd give it 15 minutes but it will obviously be less... I'd have London retain here becase he's constantly delivering and deserves the run... He can get over this way...
WWE Tag-Team Championship
MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro) (w/Melina) (champions) vs. Dudley Boyz
- Prediction: You have to get the Dudleys back into the mix leading into the ECW One Night Stand show and this is the way to do it... To put the tag-titles on them... A feud between MNM and the Dudleys could actually be pretty good and I can see both teams getting a pretty good reaction... Match might be pretty good too, I think...
Singles Challenge Match - #1 Contender's Match
The UnderTaker vs. Kurt Angle
- Why not? Seems like the appropriate people to have a match since both are very over and both can put on a good show... The match could be very good for up to 15-20 minutes... I'd put either man over here... This match looks pretty good on paper and could set up a next feud for Cena...
Singles Grudge Match - 30-Minute Iron Man Match
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio
- Prediction: Let them pull out all the stops and they'll have a classic... I'd put Guerrero over since Rey generally seems to always be over as an underdog, whereas Guerrero needs the momentum after months and months of drifting away from the WWE title picture...
Singles Challenge Match
Big Show vs. Heidenreich
- Prediction: Seems like a typical WWE-style match to book... I'd give them no more than 6-8 minutes... Put Show over... Hopefully a Show heel turn or roster switch will do something for him... Regardless, Heidenreich is certainly no talent to be going over...
Standard SmackDown! Diva Match - Pillowfight, bra & panties?
Torrie Wilson vs. Joy vs. Michelle vs. Lauren vs. Dawn Marie vs. Melina
- Prediction: Stipulation hardly matters here... :-\ Basically to get a kick out of the crowd... Winner and match itself have no significance...
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WWE HEAT
6-Man Tag-Team Match
Luther Reigns & Basham Bros. vs. Mark Jindrak, Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas
- Seems like a way to throw a bunch of talent not on the show together... A cruiserweight match involving Akio could also be a good idea... Winner has no significance since it's HEAT, obviously...
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Yep... I did it again... :shifty: ANDDDD WHATTTTTT! :y: