Val Venis needs to grow his hair back

[Kane Knight]

I mean, I know his gimmick has never been a serious one (At least not as Val Venis), but for the love of God, with the shaved "Penis head" look he's got going right now, he looks off. There's no reason to worry about confusing him with Hunter anymore. One's on Raw, the other one's buffing Vince's limo, between occasional appearances on Raw's undercard show...Heat or Smackdown, I can't remember which.

In either case, the confusion would be limited to the 6 Heat viewers worldwide. Hardly worthy of neutering the porn star. Also, he needs like a greast perm.

[samichna]

lol pics?

[Mayo]

I saw him on some cooking show the other day. He had a shaved head, but not completely bald. He even said HELLOOOOO LADIESSSSS

[Ruien]

He shaved his head, so they could tell who was Val and who was HHH?

[Kane Knight]

That was the argument for most of the long hairs getting sheared.

[YOUR Hero]

Pictures please. I haven't seen a picture of this capitalist bastard in a long time.

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/val_venis/photos/images/01.jpg
PENIS HEAD!

[Triple A]

He is going bald, so he shaved his head. Like Kurt Angle. That's all.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Actually, he has cancer. Dick.

[James Steele]

:lol: WTF is AAA doing in here.

[James Steele]

:rofl: He has the most hilarious profile ever:

“Hellllooo, ladies.”

For the past several years, Val Venis has titillated female fans with that lusty greeting -- even inviting some to pull off his white terrycloth towel before battle. After the bell, though, he’s less than affectionate to his foes.

The one-time adult film star is a perennial threat to every single’s title on Monday Night RAW. He’s already been a WWE European and Intercontinental Champion, and remains a potent force, flattening foes with his signature “Money Shot” from the top rope.

For a period of time several years ago, Venis tried turning his back on his sinful ways, and joined a unit of wrestlers calling themselves Right To Censor. He’s since given in to temptation, deliberately arousing female mat watchers with his pulsating antics, and sampling the fruits of victory afterwards.

[Gertner]

:lol: WTF is AAA doing in here.
lol i was wondering the same thing.

[Xero]

He is going bald, so he shaved his head. Like Kurt Angle. That's all.
Then what's Michaels' excuse for not cutting his?

[Loose Cannon]

I don't know why they don't let him do the porn gimmick full blown again. He needs to make the movies. Especially with all these new divas.

[Funky Fly]

I didn't even recognize him the first few times I saw him.

[Mayo]

Looking like Stone Cold in that pic.

Oh and how come Edge didn't cut his hair to distinguish himself from Hunter (for whoever claimed that)?

[Funky Fly]

Do you know how weird he would look with short hair?

[James Steele]

Yeah, he would look like an even bigger tool than usual and I will go to a hardware store if I want that kind of tool action.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, he would look like an even bigger tool than usual and I will go to a hardware store if I want that kind of tool action.

He wouldn't even be cool enough to be a tool. Tools are too manly. He'd be something softer. Like a hair dryer or something.

[Kane Knight]

Then what's Michaels' excuse for not cutting his?
He's on the BIG show. He can afford the spray on stuff.

[Kane Knight]

Looking like Stone Cold in that pic.

Oh and how come Edge didn't cut his hair to distinguish himself from Hunter (for whoever claimed that)?
You know, even Edge's column on the WWE's site said that he had been asked to cut his hair.

This ain't exactly a left-field comment here.

[Mayo]

You know, even Edge's column on the WWE's site said that he had been asked to cut his hair.

This ain't exactly a left-field comment here.Yeah considering I actually heard rumours that he and many others were asked to cut it, but I believe he was being heavily pushed before getting injured and so they let him go without having to cut it. Christian, Jericho, Kane, and I'm sure there are others also ended up cutting it, although I'm not sure if those are all just coincidence.

[M. Banana]

People are gonna start chanting "WHAT?!" during his matches...


The words "WHAT" will never be heard again..

:-\

[Savio]

Jericho never cut his.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah considering I actually heard rumours that he and many others were asked to cut it, but I believe he was being heavily pushed before getting injured and so they let him go without having to cut it. Christian, Jericho, Kane, and I'm sure there are others also ended up cutting it, although I'm not sure if those are all just coincidence.
Kane I think was probably nothing more than part of the revamp of his character. Several people did chop their hair (Back when this was big news, Jericho was one of the few to resist, but now he's got that gay bob...)

[Kane Knight]

Jericho never cut his.
Several inches shorter now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If I were a wrestler, I'd rather have short hair anyway. You don't see many grown men with long hair in public, so you'd probably stand out more with a girly mane.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, you odn't see longhairs in public often. :|

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, you odn't see longhairs in public often. :|

On average, at least around here, if you see a guy, chances are better than not that he won't have long hair. I don't know about you. You might live in San Francisco or something.

[PureHatred]

:lol: WTF is AAA doing in here.

[PureHatred]

Also, when I die, I hope the term 'pulsating antics' appears somewhere in my obituary.

[Kane Knight]

On average, at least around here, if you see a guy, chances are better than not that he won't have long hair. I don't know about you. You might live in San Francisco or something.
Vermont, but I can see how you'd confuse the two, or be stupid enough to think long hair symbolises homosexuality. :|

[PureHatred]

Long hair = hippies.

Lots of those in the NoCal/bay area. Shit Santa Cruz is just cawling with them.

[Anybody Thrilla]

...or be stupid enough to think long hair symbolises homosexuality. :|

I have to put it in terms that the marks understand sometimes. I think that's the wrestling fan in me, to be honest. For the record, it was a failed attempt at humor. It was just playing to a stereotype that doesn't even really exist anymore. If I could negative rep myself, I would.

[Kane Knight]

Long hair = hippies.

Lots of those in the NoCal/bay area. Shit Santa Cruz is just cawling with them.
Hippies, bikers, them damn rebels, right wing nutjobs...

[Kane Knight]

Porn stars...

[TerranRich]

Yeah, you don't see long pubic hairs often. :|

[The Naitch]

Pal Penis