What the..........(Royal Rumble Related)

[Arashi Kage]

On Raw last night, saw something that made no sense.

Bob "Sparkplug" Holly vs Lesnar for the title @ Royal Rumble!?!? Since when is Sparkplug Holly a title contender?? That's like having Aldo Montoya or Barry Horowitz challenging for the title.

Don't know if this has been posted before??

http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/s/s_bobholly.jpg
http://www.gerweck.net/sparkyplugg.jpg

[Tornado]

There is this show called Smackdown!. You should watch it.

[Pepsi Man]

That first one bothers me. He was never tag champ with that appearance in the "Attitude" era.

[loopydate]

There is this show called Smackdown!. You should watch it.

Oh, my God! The Greenwich Blueblood is the World Champion?!? When the hell did this happen? This is like Henry Godwinn or Jean-Pierre Laffite getting the belt!

[ColdwaVer]

Oh, my God! The Greenwich Blueblood is the World Champion?!? When the hell did this happen? This is like Henry Godwinn or Jean-Pierre Laffite getting the belt!

And Shawn Michaels is challenging? Sh</>it, is Conquistador 2 going to get a shot soon too?!

And why is HHH carrying that belt around??? Did WCW go out of business or something?!

[Innovator]

at least we still have ECW.....right??????? but then why is RVD on RAW......

[Pepsi Man]

at least we still have ECW.....right??????? but then why is RVD on RAW......
Well he IS "Mr. Monday Night" right...RIGHT?!

[Lamuella]

oh well, at least WWF still has Hulk Hogan

[The CyNick]

You mean the WWWF

[Pepsi Man]

oh well, at least WWF still has Hulk Hogan
Yet he's not even advertised. What's up with the WWE giving Bob "Sparkplug" Holly or Hunter Hearst Helmsley or "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels spots on the show while the Hulkster's probably stuck working some dark match against Randy Savage or something?

[Pepsi Man]

You mean the WWWF
Oh yeah, you're absolutely right.

[Innovator]

damn WWWF. They have some blueblood and Marty Janetty's tag team partner main eventing while Hulk, Warrior, Macho Man, and The Missing Link aren't even on the card. What is Vince Sr. thinking?!?!?!?!

What is this Royal Rumble everyone is speaking of?

[Pepsi Man]

damn WWWF. They have some blueblood and Marty Janetty's tag team partner main eventing while Hulk, Warrior, Macho Man, and The Missing Link aren't even on the card. What is Vince Sr. thinking?!?!?!?!

What is this Royal Rumble everyone is speaking of?
I don't know, but maybe it has something to do with King Harley Race, who ALSO is not on the card. :?:

[Sephiroth]

And Shawn Michaels is challenging? Sh</>it, is Conquistador 2 going to get a shot soon too?!

And why is HHH carrying that belt around??? Did WCW go out of business or something?!

NO shit, did WCW go out of business :eek:

[Loose Cannon]

What is this Royal Rumble everyone is speaking of?

I'm really not sure, but I heard they just had one at a house show and Hacksaw fricken Duggan was the winner

[Pepsi Man]

I'm really not sure, but I heard they just had one at a house show and Hacksaw fricken Duggan was the winner
:eek: That guy in the black trunks that's been wrestling in the midwest?

[Corkscrewed]

Jim Duggan??? I saw that guy on eBay!!!

Oh wait, does that exist yet? :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

And why is HHH carrying that belt around??? Did WCW go out of business or something?!

You know, that's a good question. Why hasn't Ted Turner sued?

[Fox]

You know, that's a good question. Why hasn't Ted Turner sued?

Why would Ted Turner sue? It's not like he's in the wrestling industry.

But I've heard rumors that he's going to purchase the old NWA and turn it into World Championship Wrestling Association, or something.

[Innovator]

Why would Ted Turner sue? It's not like he's in the wrestling industry.

But I've heard rumors that he's going to purchase the old NWA and turn it into World Championship Wrestling Association, or something.

Now that would be something

[loopydate]

Next thing you're going to tell me is he's going to raid WWWF's main eventers for his "cable" wrestling show. Right... And that announcer guy owns the company. LOL. You guys are so full of it.

On a side note, why haven't Bobo Brazil, Andre the Giant, or the Von Erichs been on my television box lately?

[Fox]

Next thing you're going to tell me is he's going to raid WWWF's main eventers for his "cable" wrestling show. Right... And that announcer guy owns the company. LOL. You guys are so full of it.

On a side note, why haven't Bobo Brazil, Andre the Giant, or the Von Erichs been on my television box lately?

...what the **** is a "television box"?

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO AT THIS THREAD

[loopydate]

...what the **** is a "television box"?

It's like a radio with pictures. My cousin Philo invented it last week.

[Arashi Kage]

What's the problem with calling Mr. "Hardcore" Holly by the name of "Sparkplug" Bob Holly??

Anyway, I was just surprised, I'm not home on Thursday nights to watch SD so I don't really know what goes on there (I stopped reading the SD spoilers like a year ago). I was under the impression that Holly was a jobber/mid-carder, not a title challenger, with all the guys like Benoit, Uncle Eddie, etc, on SmackDown, I was not expecting to hear of Holly getting a serious title shot at a PPV like Royal Rumble.

[Arashi Kage]

What's the problem with calling Mr. "Hardcore" Holly by the name of "Sparkplug" Bob Holly??

Anyway, I was just surprised, I'm not home on Thursday nights to watch SD so I don't really know what goes on there. I was under the impression that Holly was a jobber/mid-carder, not a title challenger, with all the guys like Benoit, Uncle Eddie, etc, on SmackDown, I was not expecting to hear of Holly getting a serious title shot at a PPV like Royal Rumble.

[loopydate]

What's the problem with calling Mr. "Hardcore" Holly by the name of "Sparkplug" Bob Holly??

Anyway, I was just surprised, I'm not home on Thursday nights to watch SD so I don't really know what goes on there (I stopped reading the SD spoilers like a year ago). I was under the impression that Holly was a jobber/mid-carder, not a title challenger, with all the guys like Benoit, Uncle Eddie, etc, on SmackDown, I was not expecting to hear of Holly getting a serious title shot at a PPV like Royal Rumble.

We're just busting your chops. This has been debated on these boards for a while now, hence the sarcasm.

Holly got dropped on his head by Lesnar and missed a year with a broken neck.

When it was time for his comeback, they played up the revenge angle, saying that Hardcore was coming for Lesnar. When he did show up, they're playing it like Brock is afraid of him (Why? We don't know, either), and now he's getting the Rumble title shot.

Hopefully, it ends with Brock crushing him (making Brock look invincible) and Hardcore dropping back to the midcard and Velocity where he can feud with Bradshaw or somebody else I don't like.

[natureboycv]

<font color=8307ff><b>LOL sweet thread</font></b>

[Kane Knight]

It's like a radio with pictures. My cousin Philo invented it last week.

Radio?

Have you been reading one of those lunatic scrolls by DaVinci again?

[Innovator]

good ol DaVinci, i also heard about some kind of Renaissance happening in Europe

[Kane Knight]

good ol DaVinci, i also heard about some kind of Renaissance happening in Europe

Leo's always good for a laugh or two like that. some people buy into his shit, though, which is sad.

I believe this radio thing is one of those cases.

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone know if Lou Thez has entered his name in the Rumble match yet?

Alright, this joke has run it's course.

[push_booker_t]

i think big daddy has entered the royal rumble

[Tornado]

Alright, this joke has run it's course.
i think big daddy has entered the royal rumble

[Oxstar]

omg giant haystacks has entered the royal rumble! buisness has just picked up!

u all crazy in this thread!

hardcore holly will never be champ! if he does become champ i will stop watchin wrestling!

[loopydate]

Loopydate make fire!

[Innovator]

fire warm!

[Loose Cannon]

Loopydate make fire!

****Marks out for the Inferno Match

[Corkscrewed]

I'm personally waiting for the loser gets hit by a Comet in the Yucatan Match.

[ColdwaVer]

I'm personally waiting for the loser gets hit by a Comet in the Yucatan Match.

Cain vs Abel should be a quality bout as well.

[Fox]

Okay, the joke is tired.